I'm fat :<

so what's your guys favourite game?

no
why do I look pregnant :

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i'm 145 and extremely muscular
how do you end up with this body type? my first thought was "oh it's kg" and then i realized 146 kg to 300 lbs. this isn't 300 lbs, i used to be nearly 300 lbs and i know what that looks like

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>mutilated dick
Lmaoooo

Rimworld

why is everything so smooth

>mutilated
???
You ok bro

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because I just shaved and oiled myself

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cmon jannies clean it up

148 lbs isn't heavy at all. Are you 4 foot tall or somethig?

big chungus

KILL YOURSELF.

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

280 here, what's up with all these sticks pretending to be fat ITT?

>mockery of nature’s perfection.
this is the only bad part of this pasta. women are gross parasites even though i plow them.
they're just worse men with long hair and a disability. they're imperfect and flawed, they just have holes i like to put my dick into.

videogames?

I'm 5'10"

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i'm 5'7 and jacked at that weight.
you're like 4' it's okay this is a safe space :^)

I'm waiting to see your dick

Seems his eyes are mutilated.

pathetic

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>Yea Forums is this white

nice cock bro

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no I'm seriously that tall
I just have a stupid gut

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Is that lbs or KG?
68kg isn't really that big.

is that a fucking nail

It comes off as simping over woman, weird to see a bunch of incels who claim to hate girls site them as "perfection"

Great thread. Best on Yea Forums in decades.

>tfw I'm 5'5 and 240 lbs

why are you all faggots

Imagine not being an underweight fag like me
I don't understand how people can gain weight

Haha jesus christ look how soft and squishy you are damn and not a hair on your body either...

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so have you just literally never worked out a day in your life? literally no physical activity ever?
i don't see any stretch marks on you which tells me you're either pushing your gut out or you somehow developed in a way that all of your body fat went there. somehow.
>I don't understand how people can gain weight
stupid parents who don't take care of their kids, leading to getting fat, then depression and thinking "oh my body is ruined and i'll never fix it"
i'm ripped now and i could break you over my knee lmao

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You're pushing out your gut. Post a picture of you pushing out your gut further than that if you're claiming you aren't.

still waiting

>then depression and thinking
The opposite happened to me. When I lived at home my parents made me eat really healthily and in good amounts but after moving out my weight dropped like a stone. Depression just makes me eat less
>i'm ripped now and i could break you over my knee lmao
Yeah I wouldn't doubt that

I swear I'm not
this what it looks like when I push it out
no I've never willingly exercised

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post cock and balls or gtfo

I'm no longer underweight :>
Stop posting your cock everywhere it makes you look pathetic

It looks like one of these and his dick is like 3 of those

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op how drunk are you right now?

Nice! Are you in Europe? Which?

>be fat
>friend knows it and likes it a lot
>he wants to see me cum
Any games for this feel?

7 inches then. Not that big

imagine analysing the type lighter on a dick pic someone posted on a mongolian basket weaver forum so you can guesstimate the size of his dick

How would he not know you are fat? Unless by friend you mean fellow ERP faggot.

be my bf

>mutt education
>what is kg

>no I've never willingly exercised
based

how can you guys do it? i'm 85 Kg and i feel miserable, that's pretty impressive

Southern eu
Its around 8" lol

>When I lived at home my parents made me eat really healthily and in good amounts
you are now aware that everyone has different lives. someone people have parents who are dumb and think giving you every shitty food you ask for is a good idea. it's not out of malice necessarily, they just don't know any better.
>Depression just makes me eat less
you are now aware that people are wired and behave differently.
>no I've never willingly exercised
you should change that for your own sake.

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I don't drink

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You said yesterday you're 8.3 inches

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Waiting for your dick

I had to check the catalog twice to make sure I was on Yea Forums

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i haven't gone into this board in a while
what a fucking thread

holy fuck post your twitter or whatever

where do you live

where cock

Med guy? Nice! I am in a mood for being fucked by a hairy, hung med guy.

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8.3 is around 8 user

why the fuck is this thread still up

why the fuck will i never have a bf that looks like this

hush

around 8 can also mean 7.8 or something dummy

But he's not hairy at all.

>148.6
.2 kg away from le epic gamer number

look at his legs. hairy like a med guy

I always measure on cm which is 21cm
8.3" is the conversion in inches but I prefer round numbers so I just say 8 sometimes
Im not that hairy