>add user from Yea Forums
>only ever wants to talk about games or play games
Add user from Yea Forums
Jaxson Reed
Jaxon Martinez
>add user from Yea Forums
>only ever wants to gay erp, post cunny, or bash trannies
Ethan Gutierrez
yeah i fucking wish
Ayden Gray
What were you expecting from Yea Forums - Video Games?
Camden Hernandez
Brayden Kelly
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>only ever wants to talk about politics
Robert Miller
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>sends me boku no pico gifs
>still invites me to play vidya
>blows absolute dick at them
I hate this fucking place.
Ayden Brown
>Add user from Yea Forums
>Blocks me a week later for being a needy slut
Eli Gutierrez
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>all they ever want to do is try to sell me estrogen
Luke Anderson
>add user from Yea Forums
>don't initiate any conversation to avoid seem needy
>never talk again
Parker Wright
I swear to god no one here has a personality outside of the same 3 jokes repeated over and over again, Its like I'm playing with an NPC half the time
Brandon Smith
That's all the world.
Talk with any person out there and they're even more formulaic.
Asher Torres
>add user from Yea Forums
>he starts asking for free coom drawings not even one week in
Aaron Reed
what are the three jokes
Jonathan Reyes
BUILT for mating press
Leo Cooper
>add user from Yea Forums
>never initiates conversation
yep, that's me
Carson Hughes
>adding anyone that you don't know IRL
...why?
Juan Williams
You have no idea. It's not just the zoomers here. It's everyone nowadays
Lucas Hernandez
ive never had a friend
Henry Taylor
>add user from Yea Forums
>he's a mentally unstable freak with attachment issues who never leaves me alone
many such cases
Wyatt Anderson
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>Turns me gay and leaves me
Michael Nelson
Answer my messages please.
Evan Mitchell
where can I find this user
Josiah Kelly
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>He unfriends me after I teabag him the tenth time in a friendly game
Hunter Jones
"nigger", "sneed" and "based" on loop or whatever other common sayings are going around on Yea Forums. Im not an imageboard, please stop shitposting into my ears
Jaxon Nguyen
>tranny ugly
>nigger bad
>fun is cringe
Samuel Roberts
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>absolutely zero fucking games in common
>unfriend
Michael Barnes
>add user from Yea Forums
>he threatens to kill himself if you stop talking to him
Aiden Stewart
>add user from Yea Forums
>he turns on his cam and his dick is twice as big as mine
Blake Jackson
more like
>add user for a single game we have in common
>they stop playing it after a week
>all they play now is some mmo with 3000 hours on record
>unfriend
Brandon Campbell
>>add user from Yea Forums
EW I would never do something like that, I'm pretty sure 90% of you are actually gay
Daniel Gutierrez
>add user from Yea Forums
>only ever wants me to help him masturbate
Jose Ward
CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKERS MESSAGE ME FOR ONCE PLEASE
STOP MAKING ME LOOK NEEDY BY BEING THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO EVER BOTHERS TRYING TO REACH OUT AND HAVE A CONVERSATION OR INVITE YOU TO PLAY A GAME
GOD I WANT A FUCKING BOYFRIEND WHO I CAN ACTUALLY MEET IN PERSON AND GET FUCKED ROUGHLY AS PUNISHMENT BY AFTER I BEAT THEM IN FIGHTING GAMES
Wyatt Rivera
lol
lmao
Ethan Ortiz
Unless you look or sound decent enough user, no one’s going to give one aids about you
Jaxon Green
>xenofag
>fg fag
>actual fag
the unholy trinity...
Chase Watson
Describe yourself and post tummy
Nathaniel Gray
This is user from most boards desu.
Dominic Thompson
I wanna banana peel your sick head
Noah Gutierrez
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>he keeps PMing me about lewd stuff
>constantly talking about sex
>wants to erp
>acts like an anime trap character
>sends me pics of his legs and ass which are nice, but still im not into because it crosses the line between internet memes and actual RL shit
>try to be helpful and give him advice because he seems super depressed but worry ill say something that will trigger him
>takes me emotionally hostage and saying how he is going to kill himself
>constantly says how people call him cute
>starts complaining about his hair
>wants to send me pics
>tell him flat out no im not down
>he sends the pic later anyway
>his face is so fucking ugly
>deletes the picture right away but I already saw it
>pretend I didn't see it but start phasing him out completely over time after that
Am I bad person? Real talk If he was cute I wouldn't have phased him out and maybe would have wanted to hook up.
Owen Long
And carve dolphin face into the potassium ridges
Carson Carter
>add user from Yea Forums
>Several fbi vans are suddenly parked outside my house the next day
> I am dragged from my home and never seen again
Kevin Ramirez
Sounds like you have tranny blood on your hands
Based on my book
Nathaniel Hughes
what'd he look like
Matthew Murphy
Hewwo
Luke Reed
long hair
big forehead
skinny fat
big dick
body hair that I could shave but is a nightmare doing so and I am extremely self conscious about
pretty face without my glasses on
I sound embarrassingly girly when I moan
Robert Gutierrez
This.
Jacob Nguyen
>big dick
How big are we talking
Charles Russell
Go on
Sebastian Collins
sneed
Austin James
i thank allah everyday that im not friends with any of you disgusting fucks
Hunter Taylor
7 inches
I forget how girthy but it is pretty fat and veiny
I'm sorry if you're not avatarfagging with anime girls you're not my type
Noah Nguyen
a young dude was was balding WAY too early and a clown nose.
John Ward
Even if I added someone from here I would just freak out and not be able to talk to them
Ayden Scott
>add faggot from Yea Forums
>never wants to play video games, just wants to ERP
Never again.
Nicholas Roberts
nigger
Blake Parker
GOD that is me
Jaxson Ortiz
based
Owen Baker
>had a nervous breakdown yesterday
>kept pulling and twisting my chest hair
>ended up pulling out most of it in the middle
>now I look even stupider than before
someone kill me please
Angel Stewart
Someday I'll meet an user in my area who likes lots of the same things I do, who wants a crossdressing girly boyfriend and we'll move in together and live happily ever after.
David Murphy
I wanna have gay sex so bad
Colton Lewis
please be in north carolina
Isaac Brooks
The chances of that happening are astronomically low
Jaxon Bailey
This is Yea Forums in one sentence
Tyler Green
h-how bald
Easton Watson
i would lose at every fighting game but what else do you play?
Sebastian Campbell
Other side of the US. I want someone who is extroverted and likes going outside with me anyways, ideally someone that will work out with me too.
That's okay! I have friends I love and I'm happy enough as is.
Christopher Nguyen
Why is Yea Forums like this?
Adam Mitchell
are you asking what fighting games I play
Noah Sanders
>we'll move in together and live happily ever after.
will never happen queer, eventually youll go old and he'll lose all interest in you and move on
Jack Davis
>other side of the US
kill me
I'm a shut in but I would unironically be willing to go out and try to get in shape with you user
Evan Thompson
what city
Grayson Myers
just games in general i guess but fighting games work too
Jack Stewart
wtf are you me?
Eli Wood
Sounds nice, can you post it :3
Sebastian Sullivan
you sound great user i'd date you though i'm in new york. good luck!
Gavin Johnson
I wanna play 100% Orange Juice with cute Yea Forums frens
Jaxon Rodriguez
>tfw no handsome and strong user to shove his giant cock up my ass and massage my prostate from the inside while tenderly caressing my sensitive nipples and kissing me from behind.
no homo though
Cameron Allen
this dude was 22
Andrew Taylor
>tfw no passing trap bf to cuddle and cum inside daily
Why even live.
Kevin Thomas
this desu, crossdressing optional. i feel as though the best companion i could ever have would be a Yea Forums user
David Reyes
>add user from Yea Forums gaming thread
>only ever sends dick pics to me
I'M NOT FUCKING GAY, STOP IT
Caleb Lewis
I just wish I had a bro to play shmups with and share gym progress with from time to time if he also lifts. I'm not into gay erp shit and I'd be a bad candidate since I'm a balding, skinnyfat, ugly manlet.
Ayden Gonzalez
VEGETA IS SUICIDAL?
Justin Thompson
>I want someone who is extroverted and likes going outside with me anyways, ideally someone that will work out with me too.
can i do this without the gay shit
Cameron Howard
sneed
Luis Gonzalez
he is literally me
Aaron Stewart
jesus christ if youre going to stick with the kawaii schtick you really ought to shave your hair and get a wig or something if you're that bad
Cameron Young
I wonder if it's just the time of year but I just randomly have been fiending to be with a guy and i dont know why. I havent been with anyone before but like I don't know I just think dating another guy like me would be easier than a girl. I'd be happy with either
Logan Jackson
im so sorry
Brody Williams
Cameron Wood
I hear that, but then I meet people that are in a relationship who found their partner somewhere on Yea Forums
I'm pretty sure we aren't in the same state, but damn I wish I could take you on a date to go buy some cute girl clothes, then take you home and let you get real cute for me before we cuddle up and watch one of your favorite movies while I tease your thighs and cute boy dick in your new clothes
Kayden Allen
>add user from Yea Forums more than 10 years ago
>occasionally try to delete him because we never exchange words, ever
>every time, without fail, he always finds and re-adds me
>he has hundreds of people on his friends list
Robert Garcia
>user add me from Yea Forums to play fighting games
>talk to me about his fightstick collection and the custom arts on them for 3+ hours
>seemed a bit much but I didn't mind listening
>he ask me if we can finally play
>we play a single match
>I win but it was really close
>"I have to afk, haha, sorry"
>he goes offline
>stealth delete me 30 minutes later
>this was 2/3 months ago and I'm still confused about it
Ethan Roberts
i havent been with a guy either but it has to be way easier than being with a girl. every woman ive been with always over complicates and expects a lot of shit whereas guys are super simple and easy to please
Aaron Reed
why is it impossible for you people to be not be faggots in a friendship, is it really hard to just not be friends
Jeremiah Perez
not that user but that sounds really nice. it's crazy how many guys are like this on here but like you can't really find any irl or on dating sites.
>I meet people that are in a relationship who found their partner somewhere on Yea Forums
I can't even fathom that
Nolan Thompson
most (probably every) user is extremely starved for attention and a lot of them are prison gay. its something you should come to expect when you add someone from here
Blake Kelly
4channers are generally actually less autistic than most people I know.
They just tend to be loners if anything.
Bentley Kelly
These threads always make me hard
Juan Rogers
Why so much faggot shit, the "based" anons are nowhere to be found when it comes to socializing, its all faggots and prison gay turbovirgins.
Only sane person ive met here was a black user who also browsed /fit/ and had a serious fightan addiction