STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT ELDEN RING YES WE GET IT YOU ARE A SMELLY NERD THAT LOVES FANTASY AND SOULSHIT GAMES...

Why not make a thread about a game you like or are playing instead of complaining about a game people are playing?

My wife Rose.
(Rangebanned from posting pictures, but imagine a picture of Rose attached.)

yes

just pretend that it never continued from the long hiatus

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Reminder.

I miss Flash websites.

It had like 3 bigass hiatuses that killed all interest on it, from months to lasting 2-3 years with no new content

user, are you lost?
The unironically good ideas thread is down the hall, this is the """stealth""" HS thread.

Elden Stink

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Reminder.

It was, and then it got worse with the epilogues and HS^2.

how long does act 5 part 2 take? i feel like it's been going on for forever. yes, i know act 6 alone is twice as long as the rest of the webcomic combined, but i just want to know how long it lasts

No, elden ring is a great game and will never fully go away because of the fact.

my wife nepeta!

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A5A2 is about 1500 pages, roughly 20% of Homestuck as a whole.

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cute wife

Bros... I want to go back.

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Psycholonials is better than Homestuck

yep they all have charm

Psycholonials felt like Hussie was actually acknowledging his personal flaws, and I was hoping to see some actual self-improvement out of him.
Unfortunately, that did not happen.

>tfw the troll associated with your sign not only has best weapon but is also best girl

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what page does act 5 act 2 end? don't spoil what happens i just want a reference point

post em

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Long hiatus followed by an ending even more lackluster than the post-Cascade runup to it.
I was willing to give Homestuck my time even after Cascade just to see it through. I was annoyed when they started throwing out dozens and dozens of plot threads for no fucking reason in the clusterfuck that was act 6. By the second hiatus I was fucking sick of it. I dipped until the ending.

4110. The page is called "End of Act 5", so you can't really miss it.

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So was the art never Hussie in the first place, or did he just double down on the meme photoshop aesthetic so hard he regressed in his traditional skills?

Rose isn't a troll.

Reporting in

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based solo player

Who cares about 'personal flaws' as long as he makes good shit. He can be an ass like Picasso for all I care.

I was more fucking annoying when, as soon as it started up again the forums were "temporarily" shut down. And never brought back up again. There was a stupid amount of content and activity on them.

it's not pretty, its stylish
big difference

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>start a kickstarter for a game because... why? I guess because Sburb was supposed to be a video game? Hussie clearly didn't think it through how it would be made or what it would be but put up the kickstarter anyways.
>because he has so many fans already the backing shoots through the roof. >suddenly he thinks this means people want him to spend multiple years "making" a game instead of just finishing the final act of the comic
>in reality the majority of his fans probably never donated and just wanted him to make the fucking comic, even the tumblr whales who did donate would have probably held on to their fucking money if they knew we wouldn't get an update for years.
>he wasn't even the one making the game he hired other people to do it, no reason he couldn't have kept working on HS
>we know he wasn't even supervising them properly as a producer because the devs spent all his kikestarter money on making the King's Quest remake that they actually cared about.
>he basically took a year off doing nothing thinking the game would be an excuse
>found out the money was gone and had to apologize to everyone, start over and this time keep delaying the comic to work on this shit that most readers probably didn't care about at this point

This is just one of those times where someone did everything wrong. Still haven't read the final act and never will.

Ah, a classis hs stealth thread.

Closer to the latter. It was mostly Hussie, but he started putting more effort in during A4 and then stopped putting any effort at all in during the later parts of A6.

I'm a Knight, not a Lord
Because his flaws have informed the flaws in his work

given that a knight and a space player are what's required to breed the genesis frog, and that's really the only "requirement" to beat sburb (which is why davesprite's session was doomed, because their space player died), a knight of space could theoretically beat the whole game by himself

nah its his art but he was really into it and gave a shit
he broke at a certain point. hussie was always an introverted weirdo. he got excited about the fame but eventually it spiraled out of control and shit started getting difficult (the kickstarter video game specifically) and he got annoyed, cynical, and frustrated. you can tell with how he wrote the later part of the series, almost dripping with disdain for his audience.
sometimes i think caliborn was just a way for him to vent freely without anyone really caring

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>Was the ending that bad?
Yes. On top of that we got some shitty Epilogues that just further reminded us that this shit went on for too goddamn long and HS2 happened and people simply did not care anymore. Too many hiatuses and they were all super long ones as well.

You write it in a way that I can almost feel sorry for him, then I remember that he's a middle aged man who is so simultaneously introverted and snarky/ironic as a defense mechanism and desperate for the approval of anyone, not even his peers that he's still trying to hang out and be "cool" with young adults and teens.
Hussie does not deserve sympathy. He made a cool idea.

STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT THE GAME OF THE DECADE

You need two players in the session in the first place, or you automatically start a solo session which will end with you becoming a Muse or a Lord. The game will usually try to separate the Knight and the Space player, since it's supposed to be the Knight protecting the Space player. An actual Knight of Space would be an incredibly rare happenstance.

The only good part of HS was Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

its my understanding that humans can't even become muses or lords and that your classpect beyond that is solely determined by who you are as a person

yeah i actually think he fucked up more than outside forces. he should have focused on his comic, he was trying to do too much and turn into a media empire, at the cost of the stories integrity. just another story of fame and power going to someone's head. i was sympathetic earlier on, but he's burned all that away long ago.

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Last time I took a quiz for this, I got Page of Space.

Sign? I need to check if you're a liar or not.

Damn this copypasta is 7 years old? The dude is 42 years old now. And a tranny clown (the clown part is literal btw)

And the gay puppet stuff, that was pretty good too

How much of Homestuck is worth reading?

>humans can't even become muses or lords
That might have been said at some point, can't recall, but I do know for certain that the end result of a solo session is always a muse or a lord. If true, this means humans are fated to lose solo sessions before god-tiering, or even fated to prevent them from ever starting properly, or something like that.

Wish Homestuck porn took off in a big way instead of just random, bad drawings and cosplay.

from act 1 to cascade

About half of it.

Everything up to Cascade. Yes, including the intermissions, you'll kick yourself if you skip them. Then you read until you can't stand it anymore.

you should just read problem sleuth or something you're better off that way. at least the tone is consistent front to back.
honestly you just shouldn't read any of his comics at all, do something better with your time.

this
and then it depends on how much suffering you can endure.
for me, ive read it all in its entirety three times, but i also hate myself. but at the very least act 1 to cascade is some of the best shit ive ever done read in my life.

>Claims to understand the concept of relevancy
>Posts Homestuck
Oh the ironing

Honestly I think even Act 6 has plenty of good moments, up until Game Over perhaps. It's been too long and I may have been a fanboy when I last read it so my opinion is skewed.

>but at the very least act 1 to cascade is some of the best shit ive ever done read in my life.
Read a book please.

about half, until cascade
or you can do like me and read the entire thing just to know why everybody hate the second half
spoiler: yes, it is really that bad

the only way to read homestuck is decide who your favorite characters are and skip every panel that they're not in

Once the trolls are introduced you can just stop reading.
Or just skip it, because Problem Sleuth has the same format without the giant text dumps and ends nicely instead of in a flaming fucking trainwreck.

He trooned out?

Even if Homestuck ended like shit, is it wrong of me to find a lot of the girls still fucking hot? They have a nostalgiaboner appeal to me and remind me of when I was a teenager and super into it and also a rabid horndog.

if you read through all of homestuck without wanting to impregnate aradia you did not beat the game

ive read plenty and continue to read faggot, get over yourself and suck my big floppy dick

this

you guys still remember this shit?

no dude, the girls were great.
also big regret of mine, not getting that sweet sweet homestuck con tail while it was plentiful. i even went to the cons but i thought other homestuck readers were absolute cringe (they were) but that didn't mean i had to avoid the slutty cosplayers

MEIN NIGERS

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my man you dodged a bullet so don't feel too bad

i have been obsessed with classpects to an autistic extent since long after i finished homestuck. i make it a point to assign them to characters in pretty much every piece of media i've consumed from then on out. its fun

All of Danganronpa was better than Homestuck's high points lol.

t. Liked Homestuck in middle/high school and played DR as an adult.

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good for you dude

nice opinion bro

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for me it's Kanaya

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He hasn't cut his dick off yet iirc, but he literally goes by he/they/clownself (not shitposting)

i know man i know, but the idea of being able to fuck vriska by cosgirl proxy speaks to me in a existential way, you know?

my dream of mine is to make a game that makes people be autsitically obsessed over it like homestuck and whatnot

any tips as to how i can design characters and a story that achieve that?

>tfw rejected a trans kanaya cosplayer girl because she was too clingy
did i fuck up?

No.

>tfw I was never around for Homestuck autism
Maybe if Newgrounds ever does a meet-up again I'll get to meet someone cool or come back with cool stories.

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