I was picking up my keys, guys

>I was picking up my keys, guys.

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He was picking up a bottle.

SNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Ah...

and ER thread died for this

and that's a good thing (here's why)

Based. We should make three more threads like it then

>shown to be able to pick up his drink easily from a seated position
>just so happens he needs to kneel down with his head touching the seat to grab the rest of his stuff

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>he starts moving as soon as he notices her reach for her bag
this isnt his first rodeo

Bottle cap you mean.

>debunked
Its called covering your ass. Theres no reason he had to get on one need and plant his face in her seat to pick up that thing. He is 100% a seat sniffer.

THE LOATHSOME CHAIR SNIFFER

Totally innocent. The dab seals it. Everyone knew that the camera was there.

>Understood

>fake
you can clearly see the curve of the earth in the horizon of this clip at the far back side of the room, and as we all know in reality the horizon does not curve because the earth is flat

Delete this. The SNIFFF meme is worth more than the reputation of a random neckbeard.

I don't get seat sniffing. It's only going to smell if they're sweating or ripping so much ass it's transplanting all the fucking shit molecules from the brown stain on their pants to the seat. Either way it's unappealing.

He's a fat fuck, he can't bend forward.

Hes fat you wouldn't understand

>he thinks thats the horizon

>ER
What the fuck does it stand for, Emergency Room?

He's fully two feet in front of the seat. He's down on one knee to reach under his own seat because he's a little hefty and not flexible.

Enormous Retard

this

im not, fuck you

he bent over just fine when he grabbed the soda.

With those boobs can you blame him

I think he was taking a wiff but to be fair he was seated when he got the soda.

>shoves his face that close to her seat
>to grab a drink under the chair he was sitting in
after personally reenacting this scenario multiple times I can't see how doing that makes any sense other than a way to cover his ass

Was it worth it? How much smell could actually migrate to the chair unless she farted seconds earlier?

The soda was on his side, he physically can't bend forward for the other thing though, his gut would impede him.

imagine the warmth emanating off of the seat and into your face bro, yes it was worth it

would you have done different?

>drop something
>go to "pick it up"
>take a 15 minute long snort of titty girl asshole sweat
>"thank god I retrieved my bottlecap and it wasn't harmed also nothing else happened lol"

did he troon out yet?

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He's obviously autistic as shit, probably his first time outside

>I was repulsed by trannies, guys

no really

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why do parents allow their sons to end up like this

He didn't want to IMAGINE anymore

>no problem talking to women
>sick dance skills
>rejects trannies
this is a sigma male

>woman sits next to a fat bald guy making autistic hand gestures
>a woman has never sat next to me IRL unless it was literally the last seat available
It's fucking over for me

I KNEEL

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jesus christ, I thought I was awkward.

the guy is probably a tranny now.

Based.

The loathsome seat sniffer…

What did her chair smell like bros

What's this meme about smelling women anyway? Women smell fucking awful. Imagine the stinky guys you've been around/smelled and now imagine how much worse it'd be if they also discharged rotting flesh and blood out of their dicks every month.

t. faggot

are speed running cons are good way to meet woman who like vidya?

Anime/comic conventions are better

you don't want the woman from those places. They are worse than the men and usually are mental and more infantile.

That's all women

yes, you can meet

>woman

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>They are worse than the men and usually are mental and more infantile
so like all women on earth

Not mine ;))

fucking whore, went to a nerd cesspool in that clothing.

it should be a job to hunt these fucking freaks

No to all.

But is kind of right.
If you're not a retard and can hold a conversation that doesn't involve Elden ring and your closet has more than 1 collard shirt you've' worn in the last year I would suggest going to cooking classes. Its mostly young single women going for a girls night out. You're usually the only dude of age and they usually have jobs.

Anime/Game Con girls are just ugly strippers.

They off themselves too fast for it to be economical

Those places are infested with degenerate autists

What did it smell like?

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what a creep

>micro penis
it all makes sense now

why there is a girl dressed up like that on a smelly nerd reunion?

fucking bitch showing her cleavage and turning on those man children

what is the point of that outfit i mean come the fuck on. it's designed specifically to show cleavage. fucking skank bitch fuck.

yeah I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>if you're straight you love the smell of unwashed rancid period blood pussy

she is so fucking cute bros, name?

why does the gaming industry needs to be infested with these freaks. what happened to gaming, what happened to playing military shooters about the iraq war, being patriotic, loving women, and voting for bush

how is gaming about trannys

what kind of fucked up pussy did you get into dude

fuck you. im posting this mariel upskirt to counter that warcrime you just posted.

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you just know someone's wanking to these few frames on this board. sick fucks.

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HRT doing to the nerd community what crack did to the blacks.

that was my mom, she was there to watch me to play
please stop with the indecent comments

Imagine the smell.
Reminder that this tranny guy's an unironic diaper fetishist.

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...

fake, here's the unedited footage

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Does anyone have the webm of the (I think) Chinese guy who is in a department store and gets caught shoving his face right next to women’s asses when they’re not looking and taking sniffs?
It always cracks me up how blatant the mad lad is.

I'm saying in general women smell awful. Porn makes you think sex is clean and women are all scrubbed up and nice, but it's not the case. Women shit, women bleed out of their vaginas, women sweat.

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>…and Sir Guru Larry, the ALLLLLLLL KNOWING!

>Women shit
thank god, i love scat

This one?

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The bottle cap is clearly on his bottle, sorry that excuse won't cut it seat sniffer.

I also have this one

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>YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
>YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
>A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

Holy shit, who is top left? Are there pictures of him cumming from his cock?

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