Zelda is overrated

VAGINA'S ARE BORING
DICKS ARE HOT

That one video of Link transforming into a girl and being fucked/impregnated by Ganon always makes me diamonds. 10/10.

Xandir from Drawn Together wasn't a Parody
He was a Prophecy

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Or you're just old enough now that your porn addiction has gotten way out of hand

what are some games for this feel?

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Natalie Mars transitioned at like 29 or something

Most gay men aren't psuedo-bi porn addicts that are exclusively attracted to effeminate teenagers in stockings, so you shouldn't worry. Unless of course you're the same.

This. It's literally genetics and keeping yourself healthy.

>asian with glasses
no thanks, I've spent enough time on campus looking at them in all shapes and sizes. never again

but I am like that
I only like traps but want to get topped
I don't know what to do
plus I'm really self conscious about my body hair and stuff

i miss that show like a retard misses the point...

recognize porn has warped your sexuality and take a break from this website.

Wish it wasn't Ganon fucking him all the goddamn time. Did love that Gerudo one, though.

I'm so tired of this shit. It's 2022, it's about fucking time for Zelda to be a girl once.

link femboy porn is entirely based on a headcanon built by prison gays, you people are pathetic, no different than cuck posters really.

I thought she was 40 and started in her 30s

Get an enema, sounds like you have some parasites in your ass that want to spread.

shut up you fucking retarded underage /pol/tard
I like cock and I'm not fucking pretending

Imagine being spirits of the previous heroes and seeing the current incarnation/descendant is a sissy slut that loves cock.

I agree, porn aught to adhere to very strict canon.

He's right retard

I'm not gay, but...

Being attracted to traps makes you gay.

No you're not and no amount of samefagging will make you right. Now go back to discord and dilate with your tranny friend.

God I wish my trans "gf" looked like that

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Good, you've been spared.

Imagine needing to wear a diaper at 25 and constantly smelling like shit because your ass is always leaking, not to mention whatever STD's and STI's you'd catch along the way. You've been spared.

You're not even remotely too late. Guys can stay cute well into their 30's. Just be thin and don't go bald. It's that easy.

>s-s-s-samefag!!!
Your seething is hilarious.

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trannies can never look like that. only femboys can be cute, and they all hate trannies because trannies are uggos who ruin their bodies.

it honestly should

Imagine being dumb enough to believe boomer christkike facebook memes.

I'd actually play a Zelda game if Link was voiced by gay Pinnochio.

Recognize that hot fembois/trans are actual unicorns and your best bet is to get a girlfriend to put on the strap

how do I find people to hook up with
how do I work up the courage

Is that your fetish big guy?

He doesn't look like that.

Link has always been canonically gay and a bottom. Straight guys don't wear tights and skirts.

based

Source? Asking for a friend.

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alright fellas who's got the biggest dick here

i'm somewhere between 6.5 and 7 inches long, 5 around

Taking pictures is a good way to start getting some attention. If you're cute then you'll have guys beating down your door to hook up with you. Working up the courage is another matter, I'd suggest just talking with guys and trying to find one you think is genuinely sweet and comforting to help you come out of your shell.

Honestly, fugtrup sissy Link fucking Ganon's BBC makes me hard af fr fr no cap

Whatever, not my problem. Catch HIV and die in your shit.

You've got me beat on length but I have you beat on girth

5in but thicc here

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based

Cute I suck then fuck your ass while jerking you off

Link is the best girl of the Zelda series.

No shot.

I'm 24 years old and I've shoved dragon dildos bigger than water bottles in my butt and I'm perfectly fine.

good thing you conveniently cut out your ugly man face

anyone who thinks anal leads to diapers is legitimately mentally disabled. the sphincter is a muscle, it gets stronger with use. the only exception being if you tear it but if that happens you fucked up royally and did something super irresponsible.

I'm a handholdless virgin so I don't even know how to hook up normally, coming out of the closet is a whole other hurdle
do I have to use grindr or something?

>being this bitter and insecure
stay mad fatty. i wouldn't share my face on this site if i was him either.

someone with a destroyed anus typed this post

you will never be cute, man jaw

Yes grinder works
Just let them know your unexperienced and they'll help you out

I've never used it but my understanding is that grindr is mostly for sleazy one night stands. I wouldn't go that route unless you get off and being used and abandoned or something. I'd try a more legitimate dating site first, someplace you can actually get to know somebody. Fetlife is kind of nice but there are a lot of old people.

Use Tinder and set it so only dudes can see you. I tried Grindr but it seemed a bit "too much" for me.

what if I live at home and can't drive
and honest to God I am really fucking self conscious about my body hair, I feel so ugly but I can't realistically keep it all shaved so I don't know what to do

>I've never used it but my understanding is that grindr is mostly for sleazy one night stands
so like every fag "relationship"?

Straights are more promiscuous than homosexuals.

Anons how do I build confidence to stop my eating compulsion? I live with my parents and I got fat after 2 years of covid lockdowns and remote classes. Like, I'm 20kg fatter.
I wanna attract malea again but I find it hard to keep on a diet for more than 2 days.

So much fucking cope top kek. You only need a basic rudimentary knowledge of the anus to understand you're full of shit (pun intended).

>red headed green man with middle eastern features
>black
why do nogs try to self insert into everything?

Why do you think anyone would believe your lies? You're pretty retarded if you think anyone's going to buy your bullshit.

is this the white boy thread?

Fast for a day or so. Experiencing genuine hunger tends to curb the snacking impulse and deaden your appetite. That's what works for me, anyway.

Same