Juri is holding you hostage on a date the main character of the last game you played is the only one that can help you, how fucked are you?
Juri is holding you hostage on a date the main character of the last game you played is the only one that can help you...
Easton Taylor
Carson Anderson
She's going to be put to death.
Nolan Myers
Golden. Her drink has already been poisoned.
Adam Kelly
Imagine the seggs
Kayden Howard
depends, are we applying in game mechanics? if so all she has to do is touch sonic twice and he dies
Carson Morris
Juri can help me any day
William Ward
Kirby.
She's the one fucked.
Oliver Baker
Wrong version mate
Jackson Gray
post the original version
Aaron Miller
>kirby
She either won't last a second, or Kirby will see nothing wrong with it and move on with his day because he's a fucking moron that can't even read.
Justin Hernandez
Footjob under the table
Ian Nguyen
>kirby
Yea Forums really is nintendogaf
Austin Mitchell
What does that buzzword mean?
Isaiah Wright
Oh that's unfortunate, but I don't remember the character of the last game I played.
Guess I'm doomed haha
Aiden Walker
i neeeed someone to commission...
Jace Flores
>Kirby
I'm fucked. He's gonna walk by and get distracted by ice cream and cheeseburgers.
Jace Kelly
God I fucking hate juri
I wanna torture the shit out of her.
Jaxson Evans
>play some SFV
>get beaten by a 49 hit combo from a Gill player
>never play the game again
I honestly don't understand how anyone enjoys this shit.
Ian White
It's ok, Batman, I don't need any help.
Liam Adams
>I never liked seeing women get hit
So he's gonna shoot the shit out of her instead.
Joshua Morgan
Not that I would want to be saved, but if it happened it would be a win-win regardless. Also, I hope they decide to work together and agree to take turns sitting on my face.
Adam Wright
>"You're a hostage"
>shoves Juri's head under the batmobile and starts revving
William Moore
I also don't like Koreans
Ian Perry
chun-li jobs as usual and your date continues is the most likely scenario
Matthew Stewart
The last game I played was SF3s and I used Sean so basically I get to see some awesome Reverse Ryona.
Justin Mitchell
>Reverse Ryona.
is this a thing?
Jordan Cook
>Kirby
I can walk away and let him handle it.
Henry Ross
Yes and I regularly masturbate to it.
Josiah James
>Quake guy
she's fuckin dead
Cameron Jones
what do you call it?
Henry Taylor
Why does everyone call Chun-Li a jobber? I haven't played SF in years, is she really that shitty?
William Long
My man
David Green
Reverse Ryona.
Camden Adams
>he doesn't know
Alexander Hughes
>Gene
I LOVE IT
Mason Williams
>is she really that shitty?
hehe
Colton Thompson
Imagine coming home fromwork and seeing this
Hunter Parker
imagine giving juri footrubs when she comes home after a long day of kicking chun's ass
Jonathan Phillips
>Foul
>Lowly
>Little
>Graceless
>TARNISHED
I think I'm good.
>HAAAA HEEEEEYY
BUM BUM BUM BUUUUM BUM
>HEEEEYY HAAAAA
BUM BUM BUM BUUUUM BUM
>HAAAA HEEEEEYY
BUM BUM BUM BUUUUM BUM
>HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bitch wouldn't last 2 seconds. Mimic, Rivers, Juri's Shackle, heh, nuff' said. Come rescue me from this rotten whore brother.
Brody Myers
am I fucked?
Evan Cox
Well this guys my profile pic in master duel, so him?
Oh god, am I in an NTR comic?
Nicholas Garcia
more like juri is holding my dick between her feet under the table because that would actually be in character
Jackson Bailey
Paper Mario, 64 version. I think he could pull out the win, especially if he could use the Star Spirit abilities
Caleb Gonzalez
Batman secretly wants that user dick.
Jack Ward
well knowing his luck something extremely bad will happen to him
Leo Stewart
juri was custom built for footfags
Isaac Jackson
but i dont like feet
Luis Taylor
>edf airraider
>mfw
Cameron Rogers
>Kirby
Lol
Lmao even
Joseph Walker
He's a corpse locked away in a chest, What do you think?
Levi Miller
>Crazy bitch on Crazy bitch action
So it comes to this, huh?
Yeah I'd expect Jinx to use either PowPow or Sharktooth on Juri. Blasting her to bits as she takes over for the date like nothing happened.
Angel Edwards
>Laguna Loire
I don't know if I should be scared or relieved, but he'd probably figure out a way to get me out of the date through either complete luck or the dumbest thing imaginable
Robert Williams
>Noita
no matter who wins, we all lose
Isaiah Harris
>Me as a fighter pilot
I wonder if a JDAM dropped by myself on me counts as suicide or murder?
Chase Allen
My tarnished with a dual wield guts sword will split her right open
Jeremiah Parker
>get a date with sexy ass Juri
Why would I want Sora to help me?
Austin Phillips
>noita
All three of us are going to die in a gas explosion.
Caleb Baker
perfect
Alexander Long
you do know what happens after the date right?
Levi Cox
Maya can totally kick her ass
Luke Moore
She rapes me with her vagina?
Bentley Allen
no she eats you
Robert Sullivan
>Persona 4
good news is I'm probably safe, bad news is that he's going to fuck her before I get the chance.
Gavin Green
my wife sauda will save me
John Rodriguez
Even better.
Camden Ross
but I love Juri why would she be holding me hostage