This made boomers piss and shit their pants in fear in the 90s

this does

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being called a fag

Gen Alpha probably shits their pants when Justin Bieber doesn't come to their birthday party.

>gen alpha
>they're beta as fuck
lmao

A whole generation of twerking iPad zombies.

this was an actual trailer for a AAA game in 1997
probably cost 200 bucks and made by a couple of 22 year old millennial clowns
youtube.com/watch?v=NW7DmsRKrDA

How did they fuck up probably the most iconic scene from RE1 when they remade it? It's practically bloodless and he looks like a generic movie zombie instead of the weird medical cadaver look the original had.

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22 year olds at the time would have been gen x

Scared the shit out of me when I was 11. The hunter intro traumatized me too

mikami is a hack and wasn't the brain behind re1 like is commonly believed. folks like fujiwara and others led the vision and kept mikami in check

in school everybody is recording their shit on their phone trying to be the next youtube, twitchfag, or tiktok thot. if you see a fag trying to record you, slap the phone out of their hand. they will shit their pants and cry.

Just one of the reasons why I think OG is better than the REmake

Saturn version worth it for another playthrough? I grew up playing directors cut on the Ps1 and I've finished Deadly Silence on the DS.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFs

has there ever been a more bullshit enemy in RE?

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wtf is this real??

no cap dog boosy af

Nobody but millennials gave a fuck about Bieber. Stop projecting.

That's depressing, I do use tiktok and a lot of them are kids going up to strangers and asking "can you record me it's already recording" and then doing something retarded

If it were me I'd chuck their phone as hard as I could and just walk off

someone post the graphic
it's literally his wheelhouse

I remember as a kid recording stupid shit but knowing it was stupid shit and staying forever on that camera till it was deleted.

Why does time suddenly stop mattering after you hit 20 and you just keep thinking shit that came out around that time was "just yesterday".
Mario Galaxy was out in 2010. I'm almost 30 yet it still seems new to me.

I never really thought about it until now but that scene in REmake takes place in a black void. They actually show the surrounding area in the original RE1 cutscene. Now I can't unsee it.

A 90+ review consensus

Now i piss and shit on you in excitement.

And yet it actually makes me want to play the game, unlike trailers for modern games that just make me go "wow, that looks like total shit"

I was wondering why he said he didn't get why people like the prerendered backgrounds

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Where is this that is gorgeous. Why would they let a cathedral become overgrown like this

For as bad as fnaf is there is still at least a punch to the scares. Here its just "The music has stopped this is the part you are supposed to be scared of! Also here is some deepest lore for you to feel smart when your favorite youtuber tells you what the story is"

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an attractive female protag

What does it mean if it you don't feel this? I'm not far off and 2010 feels like a lifetime ago.

Super Mario Galaxy actually came out in 2007, which was technically the official last year of the 20th century before iPhones, the recession, and Facebook shifted the timeline.

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being a jaded desensitized fsggot doesn't make you cool

I'm 33. Mario Galaxy feels very close and very far at the same time.

It was my freshman year of college and some moments of the year like halo 3 launch and Mass Effect feel like an eternity ago but Mario Galaxy feels fresh. Not sure why.

I feel so not bad for you little zoomer that you can't feel the magic of those times. Ywn can feel the climate of games from the 90s, for you there are only remakes truncated from the story, content and with a lot of paid dlc

-oomerposting energy drink jew shills should be all thrown into gas chambers

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Worst right now is Pokemon. It was literally fucking yesterday that people were talking about Sun and Moon. Now sw/sh is exiting its life cycle and we're getting another gen by the end of this year.

Yet, it's not like Pokemon games are coming out faster. They've been doing the every 3 year release since the beginning.

Still creeps me out

25
Honestly time is an enigma to me now and I forget yesterday much less 15 years ago

>Why would they let a cathedral become overgrown like this
Cause green is good and god is good and g = good therefore plant life in the cathedral good!

>tfw older than all of those and have never had a monster before

leches.

Good.
It tastes like fuckin battery acid and citrus
And id rather drink the straight BATTERY ACID!

Dude the texture is clearly tan pale peach it's just the lighting that's green.

It’s absolutely unsettling you faggot zoomer.

OMG le empty corridor!!!!

Yeah well I'm a '00 zoomer and the huge jumping spider from stunt track challenge scared me. We all had dumb fears when we were kids dude, not that weird.

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taking away their zogslop

Cis white men

Fucking spoiler that shit dude I screamed

out-fucking-skilled.

jamal taking a break from raping them in the ass

>joe is in the garage
>mario has logged in
AIIIIEEEEEEEE! OW OW OW OW OW

this is 100% made up to make it sound scarier like those totally real haunted houses you have to sign a contract for because they'll hurt you and do fucked up stuff

that was how walton files was, didn't allow for the actual vid to be scary and instead had to hold your hand through it and make sure you're up to speed with this deep lore
>did we mention the animatronics have children inside them?
>because they have children inside them
>by the way this is one of the children right here see this child right here goes up to that animatronic and gets magically trapped inside
>hold on just in case you're still confused let me overlay a picture of a child's face over the animatronic's face just in case there was any confusion
>random youtuber: this black speck right here in the crudely drawn mspaint picture is only there for one frame then disappears, could it hold some significance?

lol this is the most out of touch boomer post i've ever read

What it's missing is the ten other videos that are mostly boring with "lorebits" everywhere followed by the same six youtubers making an hour long video piecing together the grand eldritch story.

Analog has potential, but I think it's mostly because it tapped into that nightmare part of the brain where you're dreaming of driving down an empty country road with something following you. Then they always ruin it by having "creepy" messages inserted in and trying to make it grand story about lovecraftian horrors.

>they always ruin it by having "creepy" messages inserted in and trying to make it grand story about lovecraftian horrors.
That's why Monument Mythos is the top dog of analog horror, followed by Gemini Home Entertainment.

I don't really agree Monument is mostly boring shit and it still tries to do that deep lore shit.

Gemini is filled with all the tropes of analog horror and only has a few good vids that aren't ridden with them.

Shit even the original "best" of the lot with the creepy moon couldn't help itself by inserting dumb spooky messages that ruined the aesthetic it was going for

You'd shit your pants if you knew what was good for you. *punches you in the throat*

this is still the only thing that ever really scared me in a vidya. its a shame more kids arent able to play this, its way fucking scarier than resident evil

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Nah, it's always been a common practice to use pictures of real corpses or accident victims or whatever as reference material for making stuff like that.

I've always associated monster energy with middle schoolers and high schoolers, it's so bizarre to pair that with a 30 year old to me that I'm convinced it was just an aggressive marketing campaign. And the whole internet fucking fell for it, I remember people INSISTING that you couldn't make a boomer edit without including the iconic monster energy too. Fucking retards, I bet that faggot gets a right stiffy whenever someone posts some dogshite -oomer maymay.

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>be le zoomer
>walk into le hall
>hall is dim le lit
>it is le empty
>le lights are le buzzing
>violently le poop and le pee le pants
>le poo-peeface.jpg

I wanna go and kill zombies there irl