*record scratching*
*record scratching*
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtube.com
youtu.be
cgrpublishing.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
m.youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
>sells off everything, including fan donations
>starts reviewing pens
>CLASSIC PUBLISHING ROOM BROADCASTS FROM THE INTERGALACTIC PUBLISHER IN IT'S NEVER ENDING MISSION TO PUBLISH [EVERYTHING]
>*Flock of Publishers plays*
>DUDE THE VECTREX LMAO
>big fat squirrel BALLS
It was great while it lasted
Mohammed from Qatar on suicide watch after whittu piggu sold all his shit.
Time... to talk with... really weird...pauses...Truxton
why did he sell all of his videogame shit anyway
I've never seen anyone put so much time and effort into ruining their youtube channel as this guy did. He's still doing it too. He's shilling comics, books, mugs, keyrings, he's making synthrock music that nobody listens to, he's got a podcast that's just him shilling the music and nobody listens to that either. And to this very day every single comment underneath every single videos is this:
>hey mark when are you gonna start doing video game reviews again?
And that's when he doesn't have comments turned off because he knows that's all anyone is going to talk about. The guy went from getting 5-10 million views on his video game reviews to getting 150 views on 30 second video where he silently advertises a book about railroad history.
I'm glad I'm not Muhammad from Qatar right now.
because he wanted easy money
maybe his rich dad stopped paying for his bills
Always hated this guy. Would review a game but not say anything about it.
What happened to this guy?
Used to really like his stuff back in the day.
>stopped reviewing when gaming become completely dried up
i think its symbolic bros
Why'd he do it?
>ends your career
nothing personal kid
I forgot this dude existed, loved his reviews. Obviously I missed all the drama, so he just quit? Do we know anything more?
At some point YouTube just stopped recommending his stuff I guess mad i stopped watching. I used to like that cute girl from CGR News.
Hadn't thought about this guy in nearly a decade.
He always was weird; it was clear he was going to self-destruct sooner or later. At least he didn't go full Spoony.
it was more of a fun hobby for a rich kid like him. unlike other youtubers that do it as a soul grinding job for "content".
To this day its a mystery how that one Ben 10 Wii Game Review he did got like 50 million views
*Inserts GameCube Disc into GBC*
I heard he died of TDS.
TDS mah balls.
Really? He started doing comic book reviews and he looked pretty miserable, money doesn't last forever
covid will make anyone be miserable
So from what I missed, he basically sold out to do something stupid?
Man, I used to watch him way back then.
user it was years before covid
Didn't he make some documentaries on civil war era stuff?
Undertow was actually about video games and I kinda liked the two dudes reviewing them, there was the fat dude who loved anime games and another dude with a squeaky voice.
Hey I remember this guy. What happened to him?
qrd?
There wasn't really any drama per se. Basically one day he stopped doing game reviews and started uploading video advertisements for shitty t-shirts and drawing books. Everyone was confused because they thought his account got hacked but he disabled comments on all of his videos so no one knew what was going on.
He used to have an explanation section for it on his website but it looks like he took that section down. Basically a lot of failed business plans that didn't amount to anything because he didn't listen to the people that actually watched his content.
I'm surprised no one else really does CGR style game reviews anymore. Nowadays everyone has to hyperautistically analyze every aspect of a game in order to highlight what is and isn't "good game design." that whole unscripted style of reviewing got buried with CGR. I guess that's what makes Gen X and millennials different.
I think the younger generations need to feel that games are 'important' and not, you know, toys.
CGR was great for what it was. A surface level touch on a game that was maybe 5 minutes at most. I never thought I'd say this, but Youtube removing their 10 minute video limit all those years ago was a mistake.
>zoomer game reviews
Pic related
>CGR
This game is awesome. I rank it my third favorite game of all time, right below of course Truxton and MUSHA
Millennials are the ones making all the essay videos, though zoomers are the actual audience.
Most of the video games were donated by him. He lost thousands on this shit.
Brevity is the soul of wit. I don't understand how someone could babble about a game for 8 hours straight.
More importantly, I don't understand how someone can sit and listen to someone babble about a game for 8 hours straight. I sometimes enjoy listening through an hour's worth of indepth analysis of a game or the history of a speedrun but there's a point where it just becomes masturbatory.
jesus christ do zoomers really watch this shit
I confused it with Slopes Game Room. They're both shit content creators
Rambling super feature-length videogame analysis videos are millennial as fuck
Social media has made everyone neurotic, moments and experiences are not longer lived, they are rationalized or they aren't real.
>Content creators
Go home
CGR Undertow was better
Unless if it's either Joel, Vinny, Jerma, SynthCool or RedLetterMedia, I avoid most big name youtubers
Mark is fine but not really informative, I thought LGR was better when he talked about games
Derek was fine but a bit too whiny
i remember and i still laugh out loud every time it is posted
peak amerikino
>Derek
I miss that weird lookin' nigga like you wouldn't believe
No it's using that term. Such a lifeless way of describing their work. Also how are CGR and Slopes big name?
As an actual review yes but Mark was better at whetting your appetite for a game.
No matter how big or small, both are cringe.
sounds really stupid. i'll pass and actually play video games instead.
I'm revoking your chad slayer license
really? i always liked his tech stuff more. overall he's good at both, he's probably the only good youtuber anymore
dood check out my new comic it's the martian super cat ninja... FROM SPACE! kickstarters for chapter 1, 2 and 3 up right now!
probably an oil baron was a drop in the bucket to him
probably hurt his feelings though
>love Klonoa
>fuck Trump
>that's all
I laughed so much at the Seaman review when I was younger.
>it's been over 6 years since he retired
damn
>Brevity is the soul of wit. I don't understand how someone could babble about a game for 8 hours straight.
Because those people aren't really analyzing anything as much as they're summarizing and nitpicking.
That's not Mark is it? He looks way different since I last saw his face.
I missed them, but it's better for them to stop than become zombies
No that's Derek from CGR Undertow
CGRundertow was underrated imo
This guy was absolutely loaded from daddy's money, and he was getting bored of talking about video games. The only problem was not letting Undertow continue it.
Started back when addpocalypse happened.
Basically he couldn't make money from ads and he was about to stop videos. Fans suggest Patreon, which he do. It was good, good money and did a lot more reviews. Still feel something wrong though, he wasn't the same. He still talk about ad money which he didn't have anymore. At the same time he try to shilling his comic book, it didn't work. He tried a podcast, I'm no even sure it went over episode 2. Then suddenly your main page was full of ad for t-shirt and shits. That's where I stopped. He just went crazy and trying to do anything else than reviewer games. Guess it was boring for him.
But really, his comic book, podcast, t-shirt were fucking shit. Even there, comic book doesn't work even when they're good.
Sadly, another comfy video game channel was killed, just like that.
>hello....today... i am playing....game...ON TRUXTON just kidding...i shot this....guy....and he died.....but my one complaint...about this..game...is its not....on truxton....
epic wholesome chungus 100
Man I almost forgot about that.
Didn't he have some terrible Amazon show too? I don't get why he expected people to follow him to shit unrelated to why he got famous. I don't know why this happens so much, I can maybe think of one or two times where it worked out.
For me it's CGRoverboard
youtube.com
He made me aware of this games existence
youtu.be
I didn't know Mark was a rich kid. Where'd this info come from? What was his dad rich from doing?
how do you know he's rich?
His most popular video was a ben 10 game, but he deleted it. i think it had like 30 million views.
Oooh yes, I remember,
It didn't last long, you needed to be Prime to watch it and the time where I live it wasn't available and just too costly. It was a sellout and I don't know if it was any good.
Anyway the reason he was good was because of the soul. 5 mins reviews without any bullshit (I mean ads, filler, etc.), I can't imagine a show or something longer.
Used to love these guys.
Anyone know what the song is at the beginning of this video? It's not the one they usually use.
his dad funded all his operations, I dont remember exactly what was the business but it was similar to ryan from screenwave/cinemassacre
Forgot the link
youtu.be
Best review coming through, I always like his buddy
youtu.be
Mark is like the polar opposite of AVGN
At least we still have SNES Drunk
I miss Stan
youtube.com
Bless this guy, made me discover so many games and he's still going
True YouTube kino and still uploading
for me it was the fat weeaboo.
Sounds pretty fucking based to me
Undertow legit were the worst reviewers on Youtube before the video essayists started
LITTERALLY
FUCKING
FORWARDSLASH
WHO
WHO?=?=????
unless your lets play or videogame review looks and sounds and FEELS like this?
youtu.be
Im not interested
not sorry
for me it was dave
Goddamn shame. I liked his video game reviews.
Good job throwing it away for your mid-life crisis, retard.
China. They fucking love Ben 10
>woah DUDE gettin heckin SHITFACED with the homies talking about cosmic carnage best game EVAR on the 32x...
wow such interesting quality content im so sad we lost this
this but unironically
That's what I loved about it. It reminded me of the old G4 shows where they briefly touch on a game then move on.
The channel was basically the fast food of reviews. Very shit, but I still consumed them.
Gamesack
Kek
Did anyone else imagine him as a fat guy before seeing his face?
>The guy went from getting 5-10 million views on his video game reviews to getting 150 views on 30 second video where he silently advertises a book about railroad history.
Kek based. Does he browse Yea Forums? There was unironically a meme book a bunch of people bought by some dude who never married cause he always wrote about trains and some woman on the web made fun of him iirc
Go back
There are youtubers cucks who think it's unethical to sell something that someone has donated to you. Apparently they don't know the meaning of the word "donation". There is that 8bitguy who needs to keep paying for storage sites to keep a bunch of junk he could sell.
>This guy was absolutely loaded from daddy's money,
Him shit talking youtubers for not having production values while he had his Dad buying him office space and staff was somethng else.
He lost thousands as soon as he donated the shit, what are you on about?
>Apparently they don't know the meaning of the word "donation". There is that 8bitguy who needs to keep paying for storage sites to keep a bunch of junk he could sell.
You'd think they'd be happy he's "paying it forward" and giving someone the game for free to enjoy
How do you accumulate enough old game stuff you have to rent a storage space though?
Also he used his dad's money to rent out a huge empty warehouse just so he could have his El Camino in the background in his videos.
>donated
To who?
Holy fuck I remember that. He had a massive, clean warehouse just to house his set he filmed on and it took up a dramatically small corner. It looked like a complete waste of money.
*blocks your path*
I found the page on the CGRP site talking about what happened.
cgrpublishing.com
Rip that's sad
tl;dr
>i wasn't making money and now im making more money than before!
bullshit. no one is watching, listening, or reading his shit.
What ever happened to the other original guy from the team? I forget his name but I remember him on the original soul reaver review
yeah this is the guy I was talking about. What happened to him? (guy on right I mean)
God bless Joe. What a fucking chad.
didnt one of them quit because he has a real job he needs to focus on
recommend me old school game channels Yea Forums
>came back out of nowhere two weeks ago
wtf
I remember this dude
GET OFF ME
B-b-based
CGR and CGRUndertow were both great, those people clearly loved video games and found something to enjoy in just about every game. Gaming shouldn't be about pointing out all the flaws, you're miserable user.
I thought this guy retired for good.
>CGRoverboard
how com i never heard of this before
Who is objectively the worst modern day game review channel.
For me it's Triple Jump, who cares about ranking every single James Bond game which goes for 3 hours and includes a bunch of old shitty PC games?
>Shits on shovel ware as a career
>Starts shovel ware book company
I don't get it, is this really what he wants to do instead of talk about video games?
caddicarus
I actually watched his documentary on George Westinghouse. It was pretty fascinating.
His first video was back in 2007, pretty sure it wasn't even uploaded on Youtube but his blog instead, here's the remastered version
youtube.com
TheBitBlock/JT Shine/whatever Josh Thomas calls himself, his reviews are all style over substance and he can't admit he just wants to be a Nintendo channel again but with only fans that agree with him. People hated his fashion videos and he said he was going to make more out of spite but of course he chickened out.
his content was never good
This, everytime I'm looking for reviews of old games I find his stuff and I always feel like he nevers says anything interesting about vidya
Muhammad from Qatar literally in shambles.
I thought the loading race between the HyperScan and NeoGeo CD was kino
youtube.com
He was all about quantity of reviews, not quality.
SKIBIDIBOP MMM BADA
Literally what the fuck is wrong with that guy
Made me buy EDF 4.1, put hundreds of hours with my sister, bless him
he's done though
*god awful music plays*
Was always shit.
I always found it funny that it was a series about nostalgia for games that came out 5 years earlier.
Nah, he still is trying to be relevant but refuses to make videos on a schedule. He said his coverage of New Horizons paid for his car but he hates the game and modern Nintendo.
I thought he was liking New horizon's and what do you mean it paid for his car I thought he was a mobile game dev
youtube.com
Pure, unadulterated soul
This guy is great when you seek info one hardware prototypes
The only good retro gaming channel
DUDE TRUXTON LMAO
No he hates it now. He's living off TheBitBlock money from a decade ago because he saved it all
I can't believe he has all this rare shit but lives in Detroit. I wonder what his insurance is like.
Don't be sad it's over, be glad it happened.
I tried Truxton and it's not even very good
This guy is the poster child for mid life crisis.
Threw away everything that made him successful to talk about random shit no one cares about.
where does he post now the bitblock is justa reupload channel now.
The content never mattered, there was literally no substance other than truxton... jokes. People just liked his voice.
which youtuber went full retard and rebranded as 80's comics with all their subs still there
> He's living off TheBitBlock money from a decade ago because he saved it all
I need a source for all of this is, there a fourm post a blog, something?
One of these days I feel like spoony is going to pull the trigger
He has JT Shine, a variety channel that is really just a place for him to never get criticism. He talked about this before on one of his streams.
not true.
He taught me all I know about Atari games, he taught me about Berzerk and the sequel Frenzy, and Wizard of Wor, and I tried them and had a blast.
Where the fuck else would you get Atari 5200 reviews from a person actually capable of enjoying those games?
this guy the thread is about
...also Burger Time
What's he up to nowadays?
Last I checked up on him he was moving his content to fucking Amazon Prime for whatever reason.
God CGR but especially CGR undertow were top tier old school youtube comfy, hell I still watch Undertow every now and then
There was also a time when he made CGR 2048 or something which was an hour long review for 2 games because muh professional quality review
This. It's an extremely generic shmup. I have no idea why he had such a boner for it. He used to talk about MUSHA a lot too though and that game actually is good.
I genuflect
You sure it was rented out and not just bought by his dad as an investment? Rich people buying property like that and letting their kids do dumb "projects" in them is pretty normal
>Started reviewing pens
>Then comics
>Then fucking whatever his latest videos are
What the actual fuck
>tried to go to amazon
>tried to sell shirts
>BOOK PUBLISHER
this is so fucking stupid
He keep saying because it sounds cool, like everything he say.
It's a smart idea though, always diversify your income and don't stay in one platform exclusively. That's just asking to be cucked like DSP and having to beg for money every day.
The plan was alright, the execution could have been better.
>those shitty joke pictures with a big applause afterwards that started every video
Shit was so annoying and pointless.
>game reviews have thousands of or even hundreds of thousands of views
>music has less than a hundred on average
Ouch
MUSHA is definitely a lot better.
aww I guess
>Turn on insane reverb
>Crank it to 11
>VECTREX INSIDE A TURBO NUCLEAR VOLCANO
>Started reviewing pens
I didn't believe it but wow
m.youtube.com
Huh, I thought he gave up. Now he's just dumping content it seems
i kind of liked it
my youtube account is so old i had angrynintendonerd as a friend on it
(yes youtube had a friend list in the begining)
he seems fine to me. isnt it better when you arent popular anyway, and your comment section isnt flooded with children?
man i miss the Old Times. game trailers and their forums, mega64, cgr
Well the mission statement of the intergalactic space arcade WAS to review everything.
youtube.com
>book commercial
>of a book that's already in the public domain
>that starts with an ad for an unrelated podcast
>followed by a music credit
>that keeps cutting from showing the book to show flashing music equipment
>the music itself being plinky synth music that doesn't fit with the tone of the (very religious, very serious) poem at all
Epic. If I were the author of this revision or whatever I would be seething at the half-assedness of it all.
what the fuck
This. He also says it cost more than the money it brought in but the videos are mainly just him talking over game footage. The real cost came from him renting out a huge warehouse and buying a shit ton of arcade machines to put in it. All of this just to serve as a backdrop whenever the camera cut back to his face. I'm pretty sure he bought a classic car just to have it sit there in the background at some point too. I know the videos stopped showing the warehouse near the end but gee golly gosh I wonder where all the money went.
It does look like a very pretty edition though.
Most public domain books only get shitty club penguin or whatever flimsy as fuck prints so it's always wonderful to see them in thick hardbook covers like this one.
>he doesn't even use his voice to advertise it
he's doing everything wrong. Why? Would it kill him to look at what other youtubers are doing for their income?
I'm gonna listen to one his podcasts now because I'm in disbelief at ALL of this..
lmao, this is true schizo posting
He paid for none of that himself. His dad almost certainly was getting pissed at paying rent for him
His next book needs to be how obliterate a YouTube channel 101.
True, I would actually buy it. I love Paradise Lost and that looks like a sweet edition but it seems like the ad is more concerned with selling you the background music.
I don't think these videos are made for mass consumption, they're more like showcases for him to embed them in the actual product page.
What are the Undertow people doing nowadays? Didn't the guy with long hair fuck a
he started out alright but he doubled down on the unfunny jokes.
Didn't youtube kill them off?
It's really weird. The music is his music. The channel is filled with like 3 different albums that he uploaded recently. The podcast is his podcast and the channel also mass uploaded a bunch of episodes of it recently too. The whole "podcast" is just the camera pointed at his computer monitor while he briefly talks about his music and then clicks play on one of his songs and sits there in silence listening to it. Even though all of the songs are already on his channel as video uploads. He's trying to shill his music, his podcast about his music and a bunch of books, many of which are public domain like you mentioned, and he's doing it all at the same exact time in a minute long youtube video with 100 views.
>comments hidden
>like dislike ratio hidden
Why is he still doing this? He's obviously not confident in the quality of his videos.
>over the past 10 days I have completed 3 books and 2 full length albums *opens can*
I hate to prove you wrong, but Gustave Doré is a VERY famous engraver, perhaps the first "book illustrator" to be taken as a serious artist in the history of mankind.
It's an art book, and his art needs the context of the page to fully make sense.
>fuck a
Did Candlejack get you? I thought he left Yea Forums like a deca
That looks like the Vimeo player, the YouTube uploads are meant to vacuum the last pennies he can get from his audience.
That makes a lot of sense but it begs the question of why half the video is ads for his podcast and his band and footage brightly coloured glowing buttons.
I mean if you already made a showcase video (actual showcase quality aside) and you've got a Youtube channel with over 400k subscribers might as well, right? fuck it
Damn that's good.
>those view counts
Ouch
they ruined themselves unless youre a penchad
True but I imagine he makes next to nothing. He should’ve kept the channel dormant in the event he wants to upload something of value, because every time he uploads something it’s just reminding people to unsubscribe.
also, if you google "divine comedy" or anything from the divine comedy, like "dante's inferno satan" or "dante's paradise", the first Google images you will be shown are Gustave Doré's engravings
>I've never seen anyone put so much time and effort into ruining their youtube channel as this guy did
I think Digibro could give him a run for his money.
Okay, I´m convinced. This guy has to make these dog shit videos with secret messages embedded in them to some sort of pedophile ring he´s running. Literally the only valid reason, otherwise this shit is too embarrassing desu.