How do we fix the beta males?

Your pretty much the biggest beta male ever, spencer.

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This term predates the incel term.

no
incels "hate women"
simps give women money just for existing
liberals love simps

>this tranny just said be a fucking retard and buy me games
>retards actually listen
This gotta be a money laundering scheme.

Someone PLEASE gift her the Graveyard

Fix women first.

Can you be nice user and buy me a game? Please.

That's clearly a guy pretending to be a girl for free shit
If he gets free games good for him

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Girls really do live life on easy mode...

And then by 2150 the human race will be extinct because no other 'race' knows how to hold up civilisation

I dont care about dumb shit like this anymore
Some paypigs go to jail for their mistresses iam not even kidding this shit is absolutly nothing against that

It's one of the many sides of the same die

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Give her bad rats
dozens of copies

A friend of mine just gifted me cyberpunk and i didnt even want it and my pc cant even run it
Iam a guy

Steam won't return you 20 recently gifted games, it's not laundering.
You probably think twitch donations are laundering too, but it's just extremely pathetic lonely virgins spending literally thousands of dollars so an average girl with a fake cutesy personality and a tonne of makeup will read out his name once.

Buy me Metro Redux on Epic store

ok?

>a friend
Buddy, this girl just threw up a twitter post and got 20 free games like that. Your friend should give you games cause friends do that shit for each other all the time. That's not easy mode. That's normal. Also, you got a nice friend.

Why the question mark? I just literally told you what happened

Steam ID and what game would you like?

Whats the point of your post.
Unless youre a female 'identifying' as a male
either way sounds like your friend is a total bro & chad

Cool, I don't care. That's just what bros do. Did your bro gift you 20 games? No. So I don't care.

I wonder how much the creator made just from people buying that trash as a meme

I deleted it from my library, along with big rigs

what does simp even mean

Wanna be nice and pick me up a copy of Doom Eternal or RE3 REmake?

Yeah he is nice but he could have asked me lol i would have rather he bought it for someone that can actually run it

simpleton

Thats how cucked these beta orbiters are

simp belongs to Yea Forums just like based/cringe and have sex, I'd be mad but at least Yea Forumsetty finally moved up a notch from swiping reddit's OC

fool

>simp
sneed?

I mean i do have 300 games
Id say atleast 100-200 of them are gifted
Ive never gotten 20 at once no but deffinitly more than 20 over the time

what's their endgame Yea Forums

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>He doesn’t know HaPas are just after jews and before Asians to get destroyed by THE BROWN TIDE
Hahahaha

suicide hopefully

>other races don't have beta males
Ahaha, no. Asians are all betas.

i would like one copy of please bang my wife

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Dopamine from hearing their shitty usernames mumbled by some random chick

the new "cuck" more like

There is a difference between randomly dropping a steam code here and buying some slut a full priced game.

The 1st is a random act of kindness
The 2nd is attention seeking desperation

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You don't. Laugh at them.

Don't care, mankind go kindly go fuck itself once I'm dead. No point for us to exist when I'm gone.

>deliberately becoming poor by mismanaging their money so they can cry capitalism and demand communism

Savage beatings and restrictions from any sort of online media.

sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2364923
Here.

It's not kindness, it's a desperate bid for affection by the mentally ill

I honestly wouldn't doubt that it's a real girl. Women are becoming more and more aware of just how much power they have online. There are hundreds of thousands of simps online willing to give attention and money to women in hopes of getting something in return. I fully expect more women to jump on the e-girl train

Literally you won't not without a calamitous war. It's a problem as old as humanity, and in modern society only wars kill weak and pathetic men.

Only game I've been wanting to play more of is dbfz.
steamcommunity.com/id/level5virus

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Nonsense. You'll never get rid of asians.
This. Only China will still exist at that point though.

Can I fuck your wife please

Lefties have no self of self preservation, they love putting themselves in terrible situations. It's the only thing they can compete at, who's the weakest, dumbest, most irresponsible, most unprepared.

>all that grand strategy
Too based to be a biological woman

>asking Yea Forums, the most beta board on this site how to fix betas

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We dont i dont even pretend to be female on steam and they still gift me games lmao.

They probably get off on giving their money away. Findom is a real thing user. I've gotten paid about $500 or so for erp before. It's not a ton of money, but it's still a nice chunk of change for something I would have done for free

short for simpleton but zoomers have redefined it to mean a thirsty loser who worships any whiff of pussy

>anime profile pic
>lefty
lol

>Findom
I don't get it but I understand someone wealthy might get off on this

But some poor shmuck already behind on his rent, thats just retarded, he shouldnt be entrusted with money.

Give me a minute, I'll ask.
Post your dick in the meantime

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>be woman
>win game of life as soon as you are born
>but wont win game of death

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It's usually not wealthy people. One person who gave me $100 is just an average working class guy who worked a lot of overtime and felt like giving it to me after I joked about it.
I'm too nice though. If I genuinely knew that someone could not afford to spend the money on it I don't even bring it up

Why the fuck do i care if some loser buys some chick games?

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Femanon here, you’re all pathetic.

thanks i just came to your post

Can I buy you a game?

Steamid so I can buy you games?

thanks mommy uwu

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i cant wait until pipedream's fuck me silly masturbator 2 becomes something poor people can afford
then ill be able to stop caring about women

step on me more please

Femanon here, you’re all cute.

>tfw no mommy gf to diaper me

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You mean how do we fix the beta males that still buy games instead of pirating them?

This made me smile and warmed my heart, you don't even know.

gass chamber

Girl I met online years ago turned out to be some sort of catfish internet predator preying on lonely nerds, but I didn't realize it at the time until it was over. She never got a one penny from me because I'm broke, but in hindsight I realized how pathetic she must had thought I was to be an easy target for her money sucking ways. Besides if I had money and was the kind of guy who gives girls money I could just pay for an escort because I'm not retarded.

>spending money
>not being an honorary jew
you’re doing it wrong guys

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OH GOD SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW ME AT ALL SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET, QUICK WHERE'S MY WALLET.

Why did you open the thread and decided to post a tumblr gif instead of scrolling through?
Retard.

post tits pls

ive been hearing it in obscure early 2000 gangster rap so i dunno

that's a gif from tumblr?

stop harassing these girls you incel freak

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>simp
>new

Get ya mind right nigga

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how do i pretend to be girl on internet and collect free money from dudes?

give me your steam please mommy i will buy every game from your wishlist please

thats reddit in general. they have this stupid fucking orbiter mindset

I buy stock in companies that betas and normies fucking love and I make money every single time because they're predictable as fuck.

Are they cringe worthy? Most certainly.

Does that cringe pay for my Lexus? Unironically, yes.

I wonder how long simp will stay around now that it's mainstream. I have a feeling it's going to get used into the fucking ground

well check his wishlist out and return the favour, senpai. or get him a case of beer i dunno maybe he just wants to fuck

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>lexus
yikes..

You can't. They have to learn the hard way.

Woah, senpai. You are way out of line.

This is 2020, we tell them to spread asshole now.

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abuse me, mommy

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I refuse to believe this ant satire

This type of behavior has been around since the dawn of mankind, the difference is that you at least have some chance of sex doing it irl.

I don't know how people can believe that they have any chance of a relationship with some internet broad who has 100's of other simps throwing money at her.

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>This type of behavior has been around since the dawn of mankind

Yea? Prove it. Or perhaps you have been born 100 000 years ago?

Women live life on tutorial mode and will still complain and demand free stuff paid for with tax money.

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Kill your fucking self.

To be honest, it could have just been the times posted too that affected this and just luck.

Great so all i have to do is make some fake account and ask for games

I took an Anthropology class and learned that while females naturally desire Alphas, they will sometimes bank on certain Betas who they believe will possibly be an Alpha one day.

It's worse...an incel doesn't get laid but he can still have some redpilled pride. A simp doesn't get laid and is basically a humiliated slave and not in the kinky sexual way because there is no sex involved.

You're not gonna get a following of orbiters first because you're not a biological female.

>ME WANT SEX
>ME GIVE YOU MY SHINIEST ROCK

I said proof not retarded made up shit in your head. Ok kid?

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not an argument. Do not reply to me anymore.

I love being a beta paypig! Oink oink!

If you provide any resources for free to any female whom you aren't currently fuck without contraception, you should be castrated.

nah man its reddit. simp city

Wanna give me your credit card info?

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tits or gtfo

What is his problem?

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Males wore those

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males wore those x2

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dios mio...

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Not him, but artifacts that have been thought to be used for courting purposes have been dated back to the neanderthal period. Of course their actual use is just speculation, but a lot of anthropologists have made the same conjecture.

>but a lot of anthropologists have made the same conjecture
What if those anthropoligsts were same beta cuckolds who donate videogames to some random girl on steam.

I...can't refute your argument.

You'd like to think that

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>imagine thinking asians are different than human pug dogs

What if the neanderthals were gifting steam games so that there's no archaeological evidence of it.

Can you gift me doa6+all dlc?

Anthropologists are mostly women anyway so they're more likely to be the random girl

That's just your made up bullshit because there were no computers back then. Proof? None. Just my humble assumption.

even more proof it's just made up.

Just install the cracked dll

There's just no way this is real

>women get free shit from males courting them nowadays
>women weren't like that back 100,000+ years ago
What happened bros?

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>hope she sees this
that's definitely bait, I have only seen that in the context of mocking someone for defending women

If you ever think you're down in life always remember you aren't this shit

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how do these people have a wife and i am still alone? its not fair/v/ros

Twitch amd similar donations really freaks me out.

You're literally watching minimum wage retards handing over their paychecks to millionaires. It's insane.

You'd be astonished to know just how fucking sad some people are, user

>wife
>still a paypig
Is it just for the fun of it? Like hahaha I dropped soooooooo much money on poki bro haha check it out lool

Females are resources much like tap water and food. Give them that and this shit will stop.

>Females are resources
>People are bidding in an attempt to acquire them
God bless Capitalism

It's fine because the millionaire is beautiful.

I'll bet 10 bucks that his wife is an overweight troglodyte.

Bingo, disgusting.

>You're literally watching minimum wage retards handing over their paychecks to millionaires. It's insane.
I've always said this. It's especially fucking bizarre when it's well known millionaires like Ninja. I would never donate to a small streamer personally, but I can understand people doing it to support a small channel they enjoy. But I cannot understand giving money to someone who has more than you'll ever make

You’ve outted yourself as a zoomer

Honestly i'd give up all my dignity and everything i have to be in Ninja's place.
He's a beta fuck with a niche place in streaming, laughed at by the rest of the community he's in, yet he got lucky and became so famous that he has everything he might want in his life and he never has to work a day in his life again.

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>It's worse...an incel doesn't get laid but he can still have some redpilled pride

rofl this is the kind of shit i still come here for

>You're literally watching minimum wage retards handing over their paychecks to millionaires. It's insane.

I can understand though someone who earns minimum wage only has to pay one or two dollars to feel like they are part of something worldwide and huge, even if the reality is that the poor are feeding money to the already rich, what they cause in income inequality they gain in personal satisfaction/enjoyment, because most streamers seem completely soulless IRL.

I've subscribed to a few small channels before, I'd never donate though, seems fucking stupid.

...

I fear that one day i might snap and become one of them.

I have Twitch prime thanks to Amazon and never subscribed to anyone.

If they give money away to random women online that easily think about how much they spend on their wives. Just be willing to give that much to a woman and you could get a wife too (sex not guaranteed, chances of cheating high)

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I don't know if you are aware but being endlessly rich and having no obligations/responsibilities is basically wasted if you don't have some sort of personality or other thing going on to back it up, he'll probably sit on his millions forever just playing shooters.

simp is not Yea Forums original lmao.
This is literally twitter/reddit shit and I'll be pissed if some dumb nigger tries to force this is a common term on Yea Forums when we already have like five variants of it

>too stupid to even differentiate between tumblr cartoons and anime

>he'll probably sit on his millions forever just playing shooters
You're coping if you think you can achieve something better than this in your life with what you're given.

Simp has been around in rap for years, it's not an original meme thing.

I know you think that sounds bad, but it's honestly not. I'd much rather live my life as a boring fucker who can live comfortably playing video games without fear of financial security than be waging 40 years and be interesting.

People who say stuff like this also never seem to consider that if he ever decided to, Ninja could throw himself into something else entirely. Maybe take some music or acting lessons, literally anything he desires because he has infinite time and a nearly limitless supply of money provided he's not throwing it all away on dumb shit

Is simp an abbreviation? What does it stand for?

I have twitch prime and have only subbed a few times to a friend of mine who streams occasionally. We stopped talking as much, so I stopped subbing as well

I want to erase all of you beta fucks from existence

simpleton

-

Simpleton
And because the words rhyme, they are the opposite of a pimp

I wouldn't want to be in his position, then I'd have to deal with a crippling heroin addiction.

be funny give garfield kart haha

>You're coping if you think you can achieve something better

Something better is arbitrary and down to the individual persons personality, and you and I both probably don't have enough skill in shooting games to make millions out of it anyway.

>People who say stuff like this also never seem to consider that if he ever decided to, Ninja could throw himself into something else entirely

No, for the same reasons I said above; its not like gaming and having no responsibilities is the best thing in the universe, i'd hazard a guess that functionally pro esport players are less "gamers" rather than some kind of "electronic athelite" archetype which i do not give a fuck about in any quantity.

>if he ever decided to, Ninja could throw himself into something else entirely. Maybe take some music or acting lessons
But he won't because he has no personality or drive outside of playing games. That was the point. It's completely useless to make npc people into millionaires.

sucka idolizing mediocre pussy

strongly interacting massive particle

Small Italian Military Participation.

Retards being exploited is how the world is fucked and how it ruins it for me

"Cuck" has a long time too but both of these only recently grew to be internet shitposts

>no, for the same reasons I gave above
You didn't give a single reason why he couldn't throw himself into something else. He has unlimited free time, and the cash to afford to do whatever he pleases. He may not do it at a professional level, but he can do literally anything he wants. If he decides tomorrow he's going to learn to play piano there's nothing stopping him from ordering a piano and either watching tutorials online or even hiring a tutor to teach him.
>it's not like gaming and having no responsibilities is the best thing in the universe
Yes. Having no responsibilities is the best thing in the universe. It's true unshackled freedom to do whatever you want. The freedom to give yourself responsibilities that you actually care about. Instead of being responsible and clocking in to an 8 hour work day every single day you can be responsible and stream doing what you enjoy instead on a regular basis.

see

I unironically spent $300 giving gifts to a girl and trying to make her my e-gf. It didn't work. Realistically speaking how much money will I have to spend bbefore I get an e-gf?

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>fixing beta males
this is not a worthwhile endeavor. Godspeed to any woman who can drain these simps.

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>e-gf
Hope you're joking.

Hey user, be a dear and buy me a switch so I can get the new AC.

Women decide if they would date you as soon as they see and hear you. After that point no amount will change that opinion, but they will always happily take your money.
Don't spend money on women until they have already shown interest.

steamcommunity.com/id/rhobiusvoid
I just want Operation Crimson Hammer for Spiral Knights. It's 5 bucks but even that's not something I can just cough up for myself.

I got an e-gf by just playing games with her. Nothing came of it though since we're from different countries, we skyped a few times and she sent me some ass pics but that was it.

>What's beta about being kind to people?

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>He may not do it at a professional level, but he can do literally anything he wants.

Right, if you are jealous of that then i would get over it quickly, because you are more fortunate than a lot of people on this planet and have plenty of agency to be happy in life, it sucks now but you will get over it.

>The freedom to give yourself responsibilities that you actually care about.

Yes, however personality decides what those responsibilities are going to be, I don't watch Ninja because I don't care for his personality at all.

I can't even tell if this is eeoous or not. If this is serious, give your money to charity or people like me who need it. My entire family was murdered and I'm 70k in debt and can't work due to eye issues. I'm not actually asking and won't post an email, but there are so many people out there that need help. If you're giving your money, ubironically, to an egirl for attention, you nerd counseling. She will never be your egf. She gets your money and then goes and spends it partying ektb other dudes while they all laugh at how pathetic yky are.

Nah i do this shit sometimes too. It's a double plus bonus that she's a cute girl but posting yourself with your art makes people respond to it more, even if you're a regular looking dude.

You're moving the goalposts. Also you're just making assumptions here. He's already gone out of his way to do things that aren't gaming, like making appearances on major tv shows like Ellen and going to time square on new years eve

Having no responsibilities is the best thing that can happen to you in life.
You have 24 hours of the time every day and it's up to you and only you to decide what you're doing with it.
The difference between neet losers and the people who "made it" is that they have the financial background to back up anything they want to accomplish in that time.
They already retired. You might retire in your 50's or 60's when you're old and broken.
He retired in his youth, with literally all his life in front of him.

I live on a small country so finding an IRL gf would be next to impossible.
That's just incel talk
Why are you lying? You don't get that kind of stuff for free
It's my money and I can spend it how I want. You won't guilt me with your sob story nor will I fall for your incel shit

Nothing. What's beta is only being kind to people who happen to have vaginas.

IQ’s are low because of poverty and there is yet any evidence listed to refute that. Bring education and put women in the workforce and you get more productive members of society and a prospering economy and country. Africa is only a third world government due to a traditional, barbaric culture filled to the brim with corruption. All it needs is a hard reset.

>can't work due to eye issues
You still can. There's jobs that don't involve vision at all, like a call center. There are call centers where your entire job is to listen to an old person speak and repeat after them, and voice to text software displays your words as text for the elderly person who is hard of hearing to read, so they can have phone conversations easier

No, I wouldn't do anything but drain money out of an ugly and bad sounding guy. Eventually he will just get too annoying to see or hear and you have to cut off contact though.

>You don't get that kind of stuff for free
That's the only way you get it, no-one is going to take you seriously if you the first thing you do is toss money at them, you'll just be seen as a cashcow.

Why haven't you bought him the game yet? Is it because he doesn't have a vagina?

>sent me some ass pics
It's a boy

>you are more fortunate than a lot of people on this planet
Don't give this tired fucking speech people cope with. Yeah, I'm better off than people in shitty third world countries, I'm still going to have to spend more than half of my life span waging away, and with housing prices being what they are I'll more than likely never own a home unless I move to a cheaper state and uproot my entire life.
The money doesn't buy happiness speech overlooks one massive factor. Money doesn't buy happiness. Money buys you the time to pursue happiness.
Yeah I'm sure ninja and other streamers like him "waste" their millions by spending it on whatever they want and having financial security to know that if something happens, they never need to worry about the bills. Fucking retard
Exactly right.

I really hate that men as pathetic as you exist. Good on the women for taking advantage of you laughing to the bank, while doing coke off other dudes dicks with the money you supply them

if you spend every expendable dollar you make, maybe, MAYBE your favorite titty streamer will remember your twitch name

>you don't get that kind of stuff for free
I've gotten nudes from a bunch of e-hos throughout my years. The trick is to be cute and capable of holding a conversation they like.
Also my cousin met a Canadian girl on twitter and now they're married. It can happen, but probably not if you're the type who can't get girls in real life.

They don't produce any offspring, so the problem solves itself.

It's bait user

A guy I know met a girl playing RUST and he eventually moved in with her and they’re now married, and he didn’t even have a job and lived with his mom.

This better be bait. I refuse to believe people are this pathetic.

This was a few years back, before everyone on the internet was a tranny.

m'lady may I please get a crumb of pussy for defending you online and calling people incels for calling you a whore please I'm a mod on your chaturbate for too long

Is not, as shown by any stream of that auramoth cosplayer girl or whatever, or pokemaine or speach etc

The person you're responding to is baiting user. Stop gobbling it down like it's fresh cock

Yeah, long time friend of yours gets you a game, the sort of things friends do, right?

Now how many games are you going to get from all your friends if you go and tell them all, "Hey there's a steam sale can you guys buy me some games?"

Come the fuck on man, don't pretend like there's no difference between your experience and what happens with chicks.

There is easy money to be made here. Just get an average looking girl, put on some good make up, set up a streaming rig for her to play some mainstream games twice a week and bam, infinite betabux. In fact, scrap the girl and buy a voice changer + face rig instead.

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Simp has been on Yea Forums for years though. It's not a recent insult and it's not recent on Yea Forums either. Galileo called the people who denied heliocentricity simps.

doing nothing.
they won't reproduce, so not only we solve the problem, but further generations won't gave to deal with it either

no you're baiting

It's kind to give others thing but the problem is the intent, when most people gift things they don't expect anything in return but with simps it's clear to see their intentions and I'd say more power to them for using them like that

Even someone like Momo-whatever her name is can get enough people to simp on her if they're desperate enough, it's all a market at the end of the day

Don't look up findom.

faba

Except the part where after you split the pay once the girl realizes she has literally no need for you and does it on her own.
>voice changer and face rig
Won't work. Technology just isn't there, most voice changers sound fake as shit

Money can't buy you happiness. Cliche but it's true. Look at Notch.

>spoiler
greentext please

yeah, they are just like the rest of us

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>making appearances
He was invited to do them by other people. He didn't do anything himself.

>Money buys you the time to pursue happiness.
You still don't get it. He has time and money, but doesn't pursue anything because he's soulless and has no desires. He's a plain nerd that got given money for basically no reason. Other people made him, he didn't make himself anything so he never learned to pursue anything.

What pushes men to orbit anons?
I'm 22 khv and even I never even considered lowering myself to that level of pathetic.

Notch is depressed because he is a literal troubled genius.

>other races dont have beta males

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>tfw not a cute girl
>tfw not even androgynous
>can't exploit horny retards for money and free shit
im mad

>What pushes men to orbit
Solid fuel rockets usually
>I'm 22 khv and even I never even considered lowering myself to that level of pathetic
Oh you meant these fags. Affection deprivation.

There's not too much to tell really. What do you want to know?