>Yea Forums hates HL:A's quips
Heres a formal list of all quips Yea Forums finds genuinely hilarious, well written, and perfectly layered to get a chuckle every time:
>Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties
>Do you know who ate all the donuts
>Catch me later i'll buy you a beer
>MY ASS IS HEAVY
>WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS
>MAYBE WE CAN THROW ICICLES AT AN INTRUDER DO HO HO
>youtube.com
>Now, how about that beer I owed ya?
>I see that MIT education really pays for itself
>Tell Doctor Breen I said FUCK YOU
>It's a zombine, heh
>AR2? No, but i've heard of an AR3
>It's a magnusson device, specifically named after its inventor
>Oh i'm sorry, I didn't know I was interrupting "tea time"
>Maybe i'll forgive you for a certain microwave casserole
>First you will be baked, and then there will be cake
>That aperture science we don't know what it did
>Cake core (le ebic cake recipe)
>I hate trains, I hate pipes, I hate steam, I hate zombies
>GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
>This one time, my buddy keith and I, camped out on a military base
>KIDDIE LAND
>You dangerous mute lunatic
>CAVE JOHNSON HERE WITH LEMONZ
>Entirety of TF2
Half-Life: Alyx
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Sheckley!
Okay, now do you have examples of Alyx's quips
>Your gonna need a gun! don't worry it's unloaded *bang* IT'S UNLOADED NOW
>look out below...
>Are you sure this is safe? Ow ow ow ow
>look out below...
I can't imagine how pathetic someone's life has to be that they get genuinely angry over some quips in a video game.
Blame Marvel movies.
>implying marvel movies existed when Half-life 1 came out
imagine seething this much over a quote, a literal one second delivered line
I've been asking this autistic underage retard for Alyx's quips for the past few days of his retarded rant and he has never actually backed it up.
So just ignore this sad little boy.
They aren't actually quips. Those AREN'T QUIPS! Jesus Christ you illiterate mongo's read books faggots.
Marvel has lots of quips which are more jokey. What is happening in Alyx is just information sharing. It happens in litteraly every medium ever even books, radio, movies, games, and god knows what else.
Even IF the game has quips in it no on gives a shit you autistic retard at OP user.
>Reddit
>Defends shit like alyx
>Every other gaming site communities and other Yea Forums's say the game is shit.
This site has been infested by normalfags like you.
Fuck off.
>> Not once did I even say reddit
Okay well I'm gone now unga who thinks he is funny on Yea Forums but is in fact the cringe.
It's a rail shooter that you paid 4k to play lmao
>rail shooter
ok retard
nigga shut up, like that's gonna convince anybody on this shit board.
don't respond to bait threads or bait posts especially shitty low quality ones
too late user
but we're in one technically.
YOu aren't convincing anyone that this tech demo would be a good one
In 3 weeks a new Half-Life game is releasing
But I'm not, I'm just tired of you spouting garbage because you faggots just want TORTanic to happen again. I give it one week before your asses move back to making Smash threads or cropped headlines about SJWs.
And Yea Forums wants it to be TORTanic
I'm with the science team
Blade is a marvel movie
>Zombine, geddit?
>man of few words, aren't ya?
Yea Forums is so dead inside they refuse to find something funny and hate anyone who has an actual sense of humour
cause this board fucking sucks and can't enjoy anything apparently
This board is poison for the mind.