Which colors are based and which are cringe?

Which colors are based and which are cringe?

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not owning a switch lite - based
owning a switch lite - cringe

Can they have a matte white with red/yellow/green/blue buttons? I want a SNES edition.

The only acceptable console colors ever are white, gray, black, and any color dark enough to pass as black.

pink = based always

Pink and turquoise are based.

Anything but the grey is truly kill yourself worthy, unless you’re a girl.

>based
Gray

>underrated
yellow

>cringe
turquoise

>mega cringe and reddit
pink

Elder God Tier
>Blue

Pretty Good Tier
>Pink for a girl that actually likes games
>Gray

Good Enough Tier
>Yellow
>Pink for a girl that pretends to like games

Literal Garbage Tier
>Pink for contrarian ironic hipster faggots

Why does the color matter, you are just going to put it in a cheap protector case you get off of amazon.

>caring what people think about the color of your game console
>thinking people care about the color of your game console
...cringe...

I have a normal Switch, but I'm getting the white one that's been rumored if it actually comes out. My boyfriend is graduating soon so I'm getting him a pretty pink one to play Animal Crossing on as he lies under the covers in his nice socks and panties while I fuck my girlfriend in the other room.

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And here comes the CHAD

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The only based one is the one prescribed by the doc.

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thanks doc

Coral looks decent, the rest are trash.

blue and pink are top tier
yellow is mid tier
grey is trash tier for people who think they're above playing videogaems

>wanting to be seen using a vibrantly colored handheld and sticking out like a sorethumb
never gonna make it lad
gray is the only acceptable color

I play my switch in bed, I don't play it in public. Even if I did, I wouldn't care about using a brightly colored handheld in public at all. Pretty embarrassing to think of you huddled in a corner with your grey switch lite trying to stay invisible so nobody judges you.

Trick question. Owning a Nintendo console instantly makes you a cringe tranny.

sorry i dont use meme words

Agreed. I can't put my finger on why the turquoise and pink look tasteful while the yellow truly looks like a gaudy fisher price toy.

when you're finally an adult you'll realise you're not important at all, nobody cares about what you do or notices you for more than a split second. everyone's worrying about their own shit

I just want Atomic Purple to come back

It's the person holding the handheld that makes the whole thing cringe, not the color of the console. The fact that you had to ask leads me to believe you can't pull off playing vidya in public.

>cant own one without paying a scalper 3x its price

>he didn't preorder
sucks for you

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They're all the woman's choice; my gf likes pink and yellow best. I like her white painted toe nails better.

this

Gray is based because it's the cheaper one

Those joycons makes me really popular with the chicks at smash locals

>bait