This 'girl' will accompany you and your friend daughter for the rest of Eden story. What's your thought about her Yea Forums?
This 'girl' will accompany you and your friend daughter for the rest of Eden story...
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I hope we get her outfit
give me a bj every morning and its a deal
WIIIIITNESSSSS
ULTIMA
i wish she was from a game i have interest in
>having a daughter so she can bring her hit friends home for you to fuck
Damn, Merry was wrong all along.
Can't decide if I want to level BLM or WHM next. BLM seems more fun but I haven't leveled a single healer and DPS queues make me want to kill myself
She’s p based
Anyone have a link to the act addon that shows what dungeon you're getting queued into when it pops? If I get Castrum Meridianum one more time I'm going to fucking shoot Yoshi P.
She will probably end up in the MSQ too since they bothered to give her a voice actress + development
Why does she look so bitchy
FUCK ZENOS AND FUCK HYDAELYN AND FUCK VENAT
THANCRED IN THE KEK SHED YET AGAIN
Because she is.
Damm that bitch got big lips
Gaia is a treasure
Goth girls are so hot.
What did you think of the event bros
Not enough implications of child abductions and slavery.
>White goth girl
Eww
just like good ol' penis inspection day back in high school
That's a boy. I can tell from the shading and seeing a few boys in my life.
ITS NOT FAIR HOW COME I DIDNT LIVE MY TEENS IN THE EARLY 2000S WHEN BIG TIDDY GOTH GIRLS WERE PLENTIFUL
Ishgard is so fucking based, how comes the xenophobic elves turn out to be the best bros and hoes?
She's a 16 year old girl
Post rare Gaias
give me a kiss on the cheek that leaves a lipstick mark every morning and it's a deal
why can't my character look like that
I want to fuck her high heels.
Midlander women fuck dhamels
t. elezen mistress
Ala Mhigo bro, I'm sorry to leave you
I finally got my magitek predator from juicybutt
>that time when an Elezen noble fucked a Hyur maid and he threw her out when she got pregnant
>the daughter actually looks like a half-breed
What would a lala and big Roe child look like?
Shit I forgot to do it
A /fit/ manlet probably
nothing, neither are people
Imagine if the XIV devs didn't have their budgets cut over and over and all their profits funneled into main SE's shitty decade long developments.
>friend daughter
umm excuse me that's my daughterwife you're talking about
>the difference between being MT in E5S with maximum uptime and OT who has to dance on the outskirts of the arena, doing nothing but Lightning Shot for almost the entire duration of second Thunderstorm is not even 300 dps
I have no clue how other GNB break 10k dps
>Nomura comes in and guests on your game
>Nomura who took 15 years to make one shitty KH game
Hey, Coded didn't take 15 years to make
>tfw got kicked for my cunny macro in E8.
Good.
Nomura is the example of how in Japan if you do good once you are in for life
o/
salut
first time ^^
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i can't get angry at people doing stuff for the first time
Homosexual detected.
user, that's a trap.
I want her hair, clipping be damned
I always look up guides before doing stuff for the first time because I don't want to mess up and annoy other people doing their dailies. It's not fun though.
imagine the kisses
Me too but I shouldn't have to
I hate this GOTTA GO FAST COMPLETE EVERYTHING GOGOGOOGOGOGOG STOP FUCKING KILLING THE TRASH MOBS WE'RE ROLLING DEEP mentality but I can't help but understand it. There are only so many times you can complete the same fucking dungeon without getting bored.
why does she look like shes opening her shirt?
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHES OPENING HER SHIRT?
She's been too busy reading kuso miso technique and Jojo part 5
plump lips are so underappreciated
They tend to kiss very agressively.
Rinoa and Squall have a very cute daughter.
If it's on the roulette, it's easy enough that I can teach you in less than 5 minutes. No need to get worried about that stuff, I got you, bro.
Her arc was comically rushed, but I'll be damned if I don't want those lips around my dick.
god i wish that were me
Healers are the worst jobs to play. Play BLM if you want to have fun.
is that the jessica jones chick?
have sex incel
I wish she would have stayed comatose. She's horribly written and Nomura forcing us to sit through her YA-tier monolog every week is the biggest black mark on an otherwise great expansion so far.
I still remember that Nabriales wipe after I mentioned it was my first time and no one answered and warned me about the tear (I was SAM at the time) so meteors killed everyone. Then they complained about stupid DPS. My best experience was with randoms on Hullbreaker Island Hard, they were a class act and took the time to explain mechanics.
the girl?
no, the boy
Does anyone make money regularly crafting? I put up stuff that sells regularly to semi-regularly and try to check demands/quantity, but I'll put up something that sells then someone comes along and lists like 10 of them. Selling end-game gear and materials is a crapshoot because of bots listing like 5 endgame gear pieces and undercuts by like half of what it's selling for. I was making decent gil selling sublime solutions from white scrips at 800k - 1 mil an hour but now it's down to 8k per from 18k.
Prior to crafting I was making gil farming ephemeral nodes for aethersand and hitting the legendary nodes when they popped, but that's boring, and seeing all the gathering bots around you was demoralizing. Thinking of just making what I can here and there and just be happy I can repair/meld my own gear and make my own furnishings for my house.
>leaving the WoL alone with two teenage girls
the porn writes itself, Japan better get on it.
Why does it even bother people so much?
It was better than the Talos arc from 5.1 for sure
Stick to raid food and pots they always sell.
>bots listing like 5 endgame gear pieces and undercuts by like half of what it's selling for
I do that, but I'm not a bot just fixing market prices.
If you didn't queue for EX trials, Savage raids, or something 10 levels above your gear level, then you don't need any guides. Dungeons in this game are all piss-easy and you can figure out most mechanics within seconds of seeing them for the first time.
Yeah it's from the sitcom don't trust the b in apt 23, it's the odd couple but with slutty chicks and modern gay New York
her nudes tho
noice
Post more like her
Why is e6s much harder to clear with PF than e5s, I would say they're at similar difficulty.
It's not possible anymore
Damn she baaaaaaad
>Still need a few classes to take 1-80
God I hate it
>Deep dungeons to 70
>Stuff to 71
>Suffer 71-80 spamming dungeons or trusts
If you don't enjoy it why do it? Just do few roulettes every day and that's it.
imagine the lipstick marks
Gaia is not a good character
Okay.
That's entirely on the lazy cunts who couldn't be bothered to type in a single sentence of explanation, despite knowing that the common strategy used on that fight is fairly unintuitive and can be botched if just a single new player plays the fight normally. It's NOT your job to know these things in advance and the extra five minutes spent on retrying the fight is not as big deal as the same players will make it seem like it is.
It's really simple, if you queue up for roulette, you also queue up for the chance of having to teach new players. If you don't like that, you can queue with your friends.
why the negroid lips though?
Even ARR dungeons can be somewhat interesting if you try to speedrun them. It's a different perspective but there's so much cheesing in the early dungeons that just isn't possible anywhere else. Stunning bosses, skipping mechs, massive 20-30mob pulls makes running dungeons like tamtara just a bit less of a chore. I'd argue they're more difficult than ShB dungeons just because there's no shitty annoying walls between pulls
There's also the fact that your abilities get limited in ARR dungeons which fucking sucks.
>Leader kicked a guy out of our group tonight
>I liked him and he was cool and always ready to go when it was time
>Half of us are terrible anyway so it made no sense to pin it on one guy
Maybe I'm soft but I feel kinda bad for the dude.
Nomura wanted her to stand out
Hit your roulettes, do beast tribe dailies, do daily hunts, fuck around with FATEs if you're turbo bored, there's plenty of ways to do it if you don't plan on getting it all done in one day.
Don't forget food and your earring.
I hate the pressure parse rankings put on you. It's no longer enough to just do well enough to clear a fight, you also need to do it better than everyone else. Except you work your ass off and still come last place. Sometimes that happens. Sometimes people are better than you. Especially now when gear is so volatile and your party members are likely to murder you with mechanics they're not sure about. And yet the pressure remains very real and very palpable. I enjoy raiding but I hate playing the game in constant apprehension that people will judge and find you unworthy, or the everpresent need to go above and beyond simply because a third party website decided that personal rankings in a PVE game with arbitrary brackets for brainlets is a good idea.
Leave and open a new group with that guy then.
>1-80
Should have abused squadrons to take everything (or at least all dps) to 60
Much more fun playing retard command than doing PotD 5k times
You've convinced me user. Thanks.
>Alisaie got diaper art
>Khloe got mommying a diapercat art
>Khloe got diaper art
What is up with XIV's community now a days?
There's probably an underlying reason that you wont ever know about without being a part of the leader's clique.
the t-word
TRANNIES?
TRANSEXUALS?
TRANSVESTITES?
SEX PERVERTS?
MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN?
>idiots are still not done with the sparse content this game offers
How does it feel to keep giving money for nearly worthless content? Don't tell me you chase that +1 after clearing content or finishing non-DoW/M content that it'll only be relevant in Yea Forums.
Are Mogs based?
The game is unironically more fun during those times when ACT is down though you'll get parse autists reeing at you and calling you a casual shitter for posting this anyway.
>goth with DSLs
I finally did it, bros. After jumping on the ShB train at launch, I finally went through everything and finished the MSQ.
WTF do I do now?
>2020
>STILL no big tiddy goth gf
>should do roulettes with the max level main job to get tomestones and upgrade gear
>but then I'll miss all the exp I could use to level up the other jobs
I hate this
I always forget that one cat is actually a dude
Unsub since the game's content is mediocre and can be finished in a week since BiS in anything means nothing.
Now that it's easier to level them the prices have crashed immensely. People undercut like fucking crazy every minute because they want their money NOW.
>Khloe
>Alisaie
>getting art related to this at all
Wait did I miss something?
Tfw almost there
Wario
Leaders who never kick anyone from the group are the worst, there might have been some other reason than performance. One time we had one person who was constantly whinning to leader about our performance even though he wasn't any better.
And without any pressure you have pf which constantly fails dps checks.
What's wrong with leaving a Midlander woman alone with two teenage girls?
She's cute. I hope she sticks around a little longer. Although I doubt she'll be surviving the Eden story once it's finished on account of the fact that we loaded up every element into the Empty EXCEPT Darkness so I'm guessing she's fucked in that regard considering that's kind of her schtick.
can i get a bit of a refresher on how to play sam at 70? i leveled it up way back when stormblood first came out but haven't really touched it since then
That could be the case, it was very sudden. We took a short break and suddenly the dude was just gone. I'm new to all this bullshit so I'm not real used to it myself.
Just uninstall ACT. Almost every story I've heard of someone who played without meters for a long time and eventually installed them, their experience changed for the worse, because they couldn't help but obsess about numbers when they had access to them. Problems that they used to just brush off suddenly become extreme sore points, and the slightest mistake becomes ridiculously irritating.
Just don't play in PF. How many times can this be said until it is enough? Find a group of people you enjoy playing with. You're only fucking yourself.
>this is your static for tonight
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this is honestly why i never installed them having to worry about keeping your numbers up just makes you play worse,i tried telling someone i know who does raids this but he just kept calling me a faggot care bare only to go on to be brought to tears a few days later when he did bad due to circumstances and someone uploaded the parse
>Age gap yuri
Hit me with that gay shit
Don't much care for her, I thought she was annoying before she had her anime character "growth" at the end and turned generic.
Don't really give much of a shit about the first or Eden or whatever we're doing with Eden either, I'm just hoping we get back to the Source soon.
do you guys base your expectations of other people based on what they wear?
Man I'm on fucking Crystal with mouthbreathers who literally don't know how to play their job and they're some of the most annoying people when it comes to parse numbers.
as in their character on in real life? because it's completely natural in the latter's case and you could make an argument for the former
I just expect the worst from everyone.
The week that ACT was down after the patch hit was the best XIV threads we've had since the pre expansion launch cycle hype. This isn't a coincidence.
Honestly I haven't even bothered to update ACT to the latest version since the patch dropped because of exactly this.
Yup been having a ton more fun not knowing numbers and just enjoying the game now casual and non casual wise.
character i meant
I miss Ysayle to be quite desu with you famalams
>there aren't enough glamor plates available to have one per class
Stop being a faggot Yoshi
>tfw rewatched the cutscene when she got BTFO by Hwresleygsrwert
Her sadface is cute.
I miss that one scene where she's embarrassed about the red dress and let's down her guard for a bit, but that's it. Shes not a terrible character and I wouldnt mind seeing her more if she was better written, though.
I'd rather take plates being usable in instances than more of them.
I cant believe I misread Ysayle as Lyse. It's time to sleep.
He's officially more popular than Zenos. He IS coming back, right?
To put it in the shortest terms possible, she's a character who's defined entirely by "I have a hidden power so I'm different from everybody." Every aspect of her personality is derived from that exact attitude and there's nothing else beneath her bitchy exterior.
Think about it, what can you actually say about her except that she's oracle of darkness and upset about it? Her "arc" is rushed and doesn't ever manage to build her as a character in any way, and that culminates with a forced cutscene where we have to sit and watch our characters be rescued by a literal non-character delivering a lengthy monolog about how she has immediately overcome issues we didn't even know she had before they were resolved.
It is not good, user. It is not good at all. And this is what we lost a perfect opportunity to revisit old ghosts for.
Please no. Don't fuck up his perfect send-off.
>Wiped on Fury's 14 because in the 20 second buildup to the hit the healers just decided not to heal me and I died to a like 12k hit
It was a really bad idea to try and help a clear party rather than just wait for a reclear group
I'll take the Ninja.
Sadly that's just how gamedev works. Current product has to fund the next product. What they did was ultimately the wisest choice. It's unlikely the additional funds in to FFXIV would have increased profit in scale with how much was spent.
>There are ''people'' in this very thread who're not going to relocate their house to the ishgard district as soon as they're able to
>Literally had a "Who will I eat ice cream with?" scene
daily reminder that heavensward was peak FFXIV writing and nothing will EVER surpass it
I liked him all right, but he's dead and I hope he stays that way. Because if this guy won't stay dead either then who fucking will? It's turning too ridiculous.
That yet to be built housing district looks like garbage.
She sure looks like a Nomura character.
>cut over and over
>implying Yoshida isn't doing this on purpose to keep profit margins high
>implying he isnt being peak businessman laughing at XIVfags while talking with Diablodevs and Matsuno about what he loves about them
I love my current spot in the corner of Mist so I'm never moving.
This lmao. Having to cringe through that trite every time I run e8 is just awful.
My group actually played much better when ACT was down for that week. The moment it was back things started going downhill with the parse autists obsessing over their numbers and fucking things over more often than not.
This looks like shit.
i dropped FFXIV at the end of the dragonsong war after killing nidhogg
sorry lads, but i can't take +50 quests of 0 XP, I just can't do it anymore
This but in the goblet.
By not dancing on the outskirts/being MT
It looks like THE shit
i just think she's neat
If he comes back that will retroactively ruin the strongest MSQ ending we've had. Don't do it. Realize instead that his end already gives him more presence than an ass-pulled resurrection ever could.
Also more popular than Squall, Lightning, Sephiroth, and tons of others.
OFFICIAL BEAST TRIBE RANKINGS:
1. Namazu
2. Ixali
3. Kojin
4. Pixie
= power gap =
5. Kobold
6. Ananta
7. Vath
8. Qitari
9. Moogles
10. Amalj'aa
= shit tier =
11. Vanu Vanu
12. Sahagin
13. Sylph
do not pay attention the the shitposting one
I'm on the fence, it's probably my only chance at getting a large house, but my current spot is in a ward where a good chunk of my FC also owns houses, and I genuinely like Shirogane, so I'm hesitant to leave. I'll see how it looks when Ishgard is done.
I would but I’ve already dumped millions of Gil into all my weeb housing items for my Shirogane medium house and don’t want it all to be wasted.
I expect to see him in flashbacks, there's clearly more to be discovered about WoL's Ascian origins and I'm sure he'll reappear there.
No. Death was the entire point of his character.
If you're relocating, you'll get a portion of the cost of your current house discounted from your new spot.
>wants one glamour for each class
>wants shared gear piece to looks different for each DoL jobs
>wants custom glamour for each region/climate (Thanalan glamour, Coerthas glamour...)
Why is there such little SkS on 480+ DRG gear?
The character premise is *salvageabe*, but in its current state there's not much to be done. Little details like her impatient nature mirroring Darkness as the aetherial aspect of rapid change shows that someone did try to salvage Nomura's mess, but unfortunately that detail is completely overshadowed by the KH-interpretation of darkness as the element of being gloomy and mopey. Essentially, the root of the poison is Nomura, and while that poison can be removed with time, effort, and attention to detail in character writing and design, the resources required have simply not been present.
Sorry I don't want to stare at stone all day
Yeah but how do I do more damage as MT when I have complete uptime outside of Fury's Fourteen knockbacks? I'm leading everything under No Mercry
Because SS is a dead stat for DRG
Fuck off nature boy.
Why do you want skill speed on your DRG?
Play MNK and slot only skill speed like me.
>nonElezen neighbors move in
>just be cancer like me
Oh did they kill it for DRG? Just recently switched back after tanking during the last tier.
The Kobolds are such unapologetic shitters and lazy bums that I can't help but love them.
All these big bads can't keep coming back from the grave. It's starting to get a little ridiculous. Either Square Enix needs to keep these guys alive longer than just an expansion or never bring them back. If it keeps going the way it is, then what the fuck even IS death to anyone anymore?
I thought Nomura only visually designed her?
Vanu, Kojin and Amaljaa are all high tier. Rest is pretty accurate.
Here's my current progress, next I'm lvling SMN/SCH with the pixie dalies while I'll level BRD with roulettes + fate farming.
SS has always been shit for DRG, there was one tier in SB where you could go full SS if you weren't able to raid and that was it.
In ShB ther aren't even any breakpoints so it's just however much SS you get naturally from stacking crit/DH
I'm liking what theya re doing with Elidibus.
I hope they leave Emet-selch alone.
If they won't give me hundred fists I'll make it myself
What the heck do you like about the weak ass Vanu, bro?
Does logging out resting in a bed fill the rested bar faster than logging out just in a sactuary?
Getting 3 more GCDs in the course of a fight isn't hundred fists
>finally get to floor 120 of palace solo
>never noticed you have to start at floor 1 to get the title
fuck you yoshi
Ok, ok. He stays dead but comes back as an Ardbert like phantom to narrate a future expansion? Based, or cringe?
your loss, Shadowbringers is awesome, and some aprts of Stormblood are kino as well.
Never tried the PotD. Is there a point outside grinding?
>1. Pixie
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>whatever
Fixed.
What's wrong with the Sahagin
We literally destroyed his soul.
>Top Tier
Namazu
Amalj'aa
Vath
Sahagin
Kojin
Pixie
>Mid Tier
Moogles
Kobold
Ananta
Qitari (Tentative)
Ixal
>Bottom Tier
Vanu Vanu
Sylph
So there's time travel and literally beings with infinite magic and powers of creation.
Don't take anything for granted or anyone for dead permanently.
I'd like to meet the Emet-selch from the future where the black rose has fucked the source and all their plans are fucked up.
He's dead as dead can be man
Only other Emet stuff I'd be cool with is flashbacks and memories fleshing out his life more
Which fucking strat am I meant to be using to learn E8S?
I would accept him as "Solus" narrating the intros to new areas in Garlemald, that's it and it all has to be past tense.
I hope we get some sick fight where we go side by side with Ardbert. That guy was cool.
>pixie anywhere near the top
I'd murder the bitches in a heartbeat if given the chance. The only good fae are the Amaro
What about Emet as a decrepyt Solus?
the unsubscribe strat
>where the black rose has fucked the source and all their plans are fucked up.
It's exactly how they wanted it user, that's how a calamity is actually supposed to go, not that pansyass Bahamut that got stopped after raging for like ten minutes
Maybe other warriros of light from the remaining shards.
And / or if we become a true warrior of darkness as well eventually, I think Ardbert has played his role even more than Emet-selch has.
Can this tier ends already
Theres a mount past floor 150 and coil and primals glamours that are probably dirt cheap now past 100 from invisible rng drops
This would be fine, or reading letters he wrote as "Solus" in his voice.
It seemed to em that the black rose was too potent and literally killed the planet, they went overboard, this calamity devoid the source from all life, and that is the contratry of the plans to sacrifice all beings to zodiark.
Bruh the previous calamities completely fucked the world too, it would have healed in time, especially if they took the effort to help heal it themselves
It's not like there was a flood of light completely bleaching the world clean like the First had
Melee DPS detected
>why yes i'm a fucking piece of shit who steal the closest orbs from melees how could you tell
All the fucking time ranged nigger stands behind my back just to steal my orb.
>thunderstorm begins
>ranged niggers stand in melee range
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SPOT REEE
That's what they told us we would get, but it's definitely not what we actually got. She's as Nomura as you can get.
it's not a flood, but they literaly say that aether stopped regenerating compeltely, and that no new life was being createrd and the rest was dying.
>dungeon run
>healer tries to rescue me while I'm pulling because they are a lazy nigger that can't press sprint
>rescue misses because I broke line of sight running around a corner to the next mob pack
Why are healers so bad?
All ranged players should hang
Just stand in your spot. If shit goes wrong, the ranged is at fault for fucking up
Anyone here do any housing shit? I've been crafting furniture to layout with, but have no idea how the japs on housingsnap do it.
Reminder that the final step of the plan according to Emet, once Zodiark is freed, is to sacrifice all other life to him to give him the power to bring back the original Ascians who sacrificed themselves to empower Zodiark. An end-game where all (non-Ascian) life is slowly being snuffed from the planet is absolutely going according to plan.
How is the life dying goign according to plan to sacrifice said life for zodiark? that life dying was NOT the way to go, they needed to sacrifice all life AFTER fixing the 13 as well and rejoining it, which did not happen in that timeline.
Everyone, including the Ascians, was fucked in the 8th calamity.
They use a lot of clipping and glitching. There’s ways to place furniture up in lofts and such, there should be several guides online.
>he thinks big tiddy goth gfs were plentiful in the early 2000s
user pls. Most goth girls were fat and smelled like manwich, especially if you were after one with big tiddies.
we need the midlander women for the menial maid work
>God Tier
Vath
>High Tier
Ixal, Amalj'aa, Vanu Vanu, Namazu
>Okay Tier
Kobold, Sahagin, Ananta, Kojin, Qitari
>Shit Tier
Pixies
>Even Below Fucking Shit Tier
Sylphs
>someone with deep pockets
>fucking namazu came in
vanu are LITERALLY the only content in the entire game that I cutscene skipped. I cannot fucking stand them. STupid fucking dancing bird niggers holy fuck i wish bismark would eat them all
Yeah leveling without relying too heavily on deep dungeons is a pain but I guess once it becomes routine it shouldn't be too bad
can I just go full sks on my tank gear? Because why not
>tfw can't lead a Beastmen crusade to purge Garlemald, Gridania, Uldah and LL
Where are the lipstick smear blowjobs?
>tfw can't lead a Garlemard crusade to purge beast tribes
SE Should make it so you are banned from moving your home to Ishgard if you have done the following
>Used the RP tag
>Are or was a cat
>Are or was a lala
>Are or was a lizard
>All healers are at max
>Ever bought a meme wall/fence like carbuncle
>Exceeded 3 fantasia use
She needs more art of her just looking at various things with a look of disgust
disgusting, fuck Nomura
No, fuck that, I want a goth gf.
She needs fanart where she rimjobs me
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
congrats you've now made a trans icon
just don't be in a hurry, and make use of the squadron battle manuals and food, the extra % of exp when doing instances and fates will be noticeable.
Shhh 'they' might hear you
>>All healers are at max
>He doesn't have all classes at max
You remember how Avengers Endgame brought back Thanos from a different timeline
I'm fully expecting Emet from G'raha's timeline to show up at some point or another
if you think getting a gf will make you happy, just lol.
it doesn't ever get better user.
Happy?
No, I just think they are the hottest girls.
who is in asahi's body
Nael
>those thick pouty lips
She looks like the FF version of that Jessica Jones chick, which is honestly pretty fucking hot.
Unukulhai
Zenos noticed something about his soul being odd, so it's unlikely it was just any random Ascian
Ain't traveling with a goth tranny.
Faggothadalius, Ascian janitor.
It's probably some random no name ascian that just conviently showed up unless there's a mystery niggas even more shrouded than the ascians
>Japanese
>brown
It also looks horrible "in person" and only looks "good" in screenshots because of all the texture conflicts and z fighting caused by these glitches.
>The Japanese Brown (Japanese: 褐毛和種, Akage Washu or 赤牛, Aka Ushi) is a breed of small Japanese beef cattle.
>draw white girl
>make skin brown
>call her japanese
Asahi, rescued from the brink of death and turned into a mystery nigga by Elidibus to help Zenos
More like
>shit tier
All of them
Who?
>Kojin
>that high
What kind of drugs are you on
>no yuki kei gf(male) to spend the night with
>Pixie
>Shit tier
Fuck you nigga. That fucking questline was great.
lel the fuck am I reading
Why is this chick so popular?
>zenos walking around amaurot features prominently in the patch trailer
>it's just a dream he had
fuck you yoshida
Why is she beating the shit out of him then kissing him?
God damn, I love goth chicks so much. I remember when there was this goth chick I had a crush on in middle school, and I found out just a few years ago she started doing camgirl stuff when she turned 19. I had many a fap to those videos
Goth girl is in heat, tries fucking him, she keeps pushing her back, goth girl subdues him and continues trying to fuck him.
Here's your goth gf bro.
damn she needs her ass dicked pronto
She's currently in prison for life, so that may or may not be happening.
en.wikipedia.org
Eh, mainly it's because I enjoyed the Four Lords shit with Soroban than the beast tribe quest.
Didn't get ass dicked in time. Unlucky
Nah, HERE is your hot goth girlfriend.
fuck ff14. i'm only going to resub for major patches for a month from now on. i've been doing savage raids for the first time and the people are literally the most insufferable autists i've ever met. had some faggot bitching and moaning because we "weren't doing enough dps" even though we were only doing marginally less than him (within 1k) and even though we cleared the raid just fine. he kept fucking dying being greedy trying to get one more hit in like a retard. you can't do damage when you're dead you fucking catnigger. back to glamour end-gaming and story once every 3 months. anybody want to play ff11?
>Finally cleared E6S
How is your Eden climb going for you Anons?
Still progging on e6s, we had some drop-outs setting us back a bit. It's fine, we're casual so there's no rush.
this but unironically. i long for an mmo that doesn't have transfaggots, normies, or streamers bros following the official streamerbro guide trademark. wow classic would have actually been pretty cool if it'd just been the retarded nerds who played it in 05
Spent my session last night not getting my e5s reclear because pugs are fucking brainlets
Ok I guess it was worth going through all that hassle to learn how to craft bacon bread
My FC is dead except for one other guy, and I'm not in any statics, so I ain't do shit for any savage.
>drowning in Miqote pussies
>fucked Y'shtola
This fucking guy
getting carried through e8s again
feels good
>has to pay to get pussy
nah
I don't do savage shit. I already have a job irl so I can't be fucked with gear/item optimization and schedules.
You ALWAYS have to pay for pussy, retarded incel. Some men just have to pay less for it.
o/ UwU
It's pocket money for him.
The hardest part is finding people who can do mechanic and do damage...
No seriously, why is it so fucking hard?
Ganbatte user!
I was in this situation for O9-12S, it really sucked.
I cant get over how silly that helmet is
Yes?
>gyaru
Disgustin
Haven't started yet.
Is it too late, bros?
It was on purpose. He wanted to see if the Garleans would show some spine and tell him it looks retarded and when they didn't he decided they were all hopeless and another Calamity was needed ASAP.
Trying to complete Orbonne Monastery on Crystal DC right now but no one is doing it. Just got like 5 people waiting in line.
Why do we need 24 people to complete old content when nobody is queueing for it?
>middle school
>few years ago
i feel like a dinosaur
Yes.
Because it would demolish you otherwise
I think you lack reading comprehension
Most japanese, most asians for that matter, are pretty fucking brown or at least tanned. They just uphold the 5 percent of pale Asians highly, and over represent them in their media.
Anime/videogames is especially bad in this regard.
I'm gay but would still pump a gyaru full of my seed
Yeah, but why not rework it once a new expansion comes out and everybody plays the new content? Waiting for 24 people is just insane when everyone is in the new areas.
thancred is to busy fucking mini-filia anyway
Good news. You're not gay.
Isn't this like the lowest population time for that DC?
There probably aren't even 24 people online, you can't really expect them to all be in that one raid
sorry, i just got up from a drug induced slumber
Yes I can
That's why they're on the roulette. Unfortunately that doesn't help you during off hours, but you should still be able to get a group during the evenings or whatever is usually the peak on your DC.
Why?
Orbonne is in the alliance roulette so just be patient then
Eventually it will happen
Though probably not for a few hours
will you join if I'm a girl?
No, sorry.
That would actually discourage me.
I'm gay.
And women suck.
I don't play on Crystal
transfer for me?
Pay me for a jump pot and I may consider making an alt
you don't make girls pay you to spend time with them, that's a big no-no
>join ruby ex farm party
>one of the tank still has a sprout icon
How does this even happen? Do you still get to run around as a sprout if you buy level skip?
It's not just how far into the game you are, but how much actual /playtime you have
I don't have to, my FC is 90% women who are all married and have kids already
What if,
One of Emet's clones of Solus comes back for the next expansion. Except it isn't Emet just a clone with his memories.
so come to me then
Haven't played since shadowbringers came out, who is she? what's her role in the story? Not bothered by spoilers so feel free
E6S is such a pain. After conflag is the easiest part of the fight yet people keep fucking up the stacks
I didn't even know of this command.
Fuck my /playtime says 322 days, 17 hours and 28 minutes
Why?
I don't care about you completing content. That's a thing for you to care about
She is in the new Eden raid storyline, in which Thancred, Ryne and Urianger explore the so-called Empty and try to restore it to life. Her name is Gaia. And she is possibly the Oracle of Darkness, Ryne's counterpart.
but you want the good pussy
So we aren't getting a new Eureka this time, right? I was hoping they'd use The Empty as a new explorable area with its own dungeon
Of course
But playing online games together won't get me that anyway
if we bond and get to know each other better and you turn out to be to my liking personality-wise in an online environment that will lead to a strong desire to meet
I'm not even on the same continent as that datacenter
Long distance relationships don't work well
>join FC
>visit FC house
>there are three lalafell running around the cottage
Why is this game cursed? Where do these things even come from? How did one of them become the leader of Ul'dah?
>have autism
>salute towards this guy whenever I find myself running this dungeon
OH BOY I LOVE GRAY
i'm not american either, i just play there cause i want to live in an environment where people speak english
But old content from HW and SB was patched to give XP for lvl 60 and 70 MSQ quests once the next expansion came out
Why is she so popular?
Is there anything specific to her appearance or character?
fuck off saintly
The only acceptable ways for him to come back are either in Echo visions or Amaurotine flashbacks. But I do like some anone' suggestion of letters - or even a journal - of Solus' being read in this voice to narrate our journey through Garlemald.
I'd also accept "there was just enough aether left flowing around becausehe was so powerful" for Emet to manifest briefly in order to give us one last prep talk before the final big bad.
What scares me is that fact that there's dozens of Solus clones left unattended in Garlemald. If any remaining Ascian tries to use his bodies or if the Empire goes to make one of their new ultimas with one...I'm nuking everyone. No one is gonna disrespect my boy like that.
things a female character needs to be popular
1. be hot
2. that's it, just 1.
Her lips. You just know she can suck a mean lala cock.
Fair enough
Still not paying money to play with people from Yea Forums though
we could laugh about memes together
I wish I could, but I can't since I'm relatively new, so I'm stuck with PF.
Had to go for 24 hours of wipes against Ruby EX this weekend, only to suddenly get groups that let me clear it 6 times on sunday night.
only white girls can be goth though
unironically
the contrast of dark clothes/hair and pale skin is half the appeal
I really hope I clear E8S this week
To be fair, the only Ascian who came back was Lahabrea, and he died for real some time later anyway.
I can appreciate a good meme
But not enough to buy a level thing, msq skip or transfer
primalbros please queue alliance raid roulette
How hard is e5s compared to previous eden? Watched a video yesterday and it looks like a nightmare to pug
queue alliance raid on Crystal please
gyaru are a miracle of the universe
The mechanics aren't hard to understand. The challenge comes from the fact that for a lot of them all it takes is one person to fuck up and it's a wipe.
She's got amazing legs but not single player game.
GOD I WISH I WERE HER
Is 14k dps good for a monk on ruby weapon phase 2? I was in full 480 crafted gear
no lol
>play tank in expert roulette
>pull one group
>dps pull aggro while I'm sprinting to the next pack
calm down
I'm machinist and will attack the group you pulled while following. If you can't keep aggro on the way to the next mob, maybe play healer or something-
I do this as brd to slap dots on everything, I'll just stand next to them afterwards to let you get it back at the wall, unlike thisnigger who probably runs around like a retard single targeting shit.
dick sucking lips
It's literally not a problem unless the DPS for whatever reason stop moving once they pulled aggro. In which case, let them die.
That's why I pull and stop midway to "refresh" aggro, then keep going to the next group.
I put Bioblaster on them and do Spread Shot while following the tank you asswipe-
Pull properly buddy, it's their job to do damage. A single aoe move isn't enough to keep hate from the black mage between packs. Try doing something like tomahawk voke tomahawk if there aren't to many mobs, those moves have big enmity bonuses on them while aoe ones do not (besides stance).
Just keep going and wait for the dps to run them into your aoe to get aggro back
DPS is not made of tissue paper, they'll be fine for those few seconds one or two things hit them
>annoying e-celeb loudmouth gets in my dungeon
>he fails multiple mechanics
shut up faggot
Even if dps takes aggro you can just take it back at the last group, it's not enough to kill dps and mobs will die faster.
Any parse is a clear.
yeah I gotta agree with the goth look doesn't work on non white chicks
This definitely happened so where's the clip?
Thancreds looking at her like /tell Hey I really like ur character think we could maybe hook up and ERP...?????
I hate this game
Woah look at him, What a big man he is. Making ass-umptions about people and projecting his own faggot-tree on to others-
POST COUNTER EXAMPLES YOU NIGGER
I love sucking dick-
shut up faggot
Don't talk like me. My preference in genitalia has nothing to do with anyhting-
I hope we get another slapstick beast tribe like the Namazu. I would do anything for those squeeky lads.
keep mocking the faggot
that's a sound strategy, not sure why you're being downvoted?
shut up faggot-
imagine- talking- like- this- to- feel- special-
I can take 3 dicks at once-
Crystal Data Center ---> Duty Finder ----> Duty Roulette ---> Alliance Raids
BLM is never a problem because they can't cast while running. if they're stopping to cast something when the pull isn't finished they're an idiot
I don't even talk like that, you do-
Crystal Data Center --> World Transfer --> Anywhere but Crystal
What moves are as satisfying as Akh Morn?
Bioblaster-
i already queued as healer are you in my group?
in labyrinth?
Hyosho Ranryu
No, fuck off. Beast tribes are fucking shit and they are all stupid as fuck subhuman terrorists. The ones that are "comic relief" are the worst of the bunch and absolutely vomit inducing. The amount of times I've wanted to strangle Namazu, Kobolds, and Goblins for be HAHA SO WHACKY is utterly obscene.
The ONLY good beast tribe is the Vath who broke free of their nature as subhuman hiveminds through sheer willpower and immediately begun helping the realm with their newfound identities.
Despair but also Convert-Fire IV-Despair
Salad dodging mega mong
Lalafell boy ---> Fantasia ----> Au Ra girl
SSS into TK at the last 0.3% of a boss.
No, queue again
Tataru says trans rights (while juggling, wow that's pretty neat Tataru)
Final Shadowbringers beast tribe will be the dwarfs, confirming what we've known all along - Lalafell are animals.
Triple and swift and sharp you fucking buffoon
I thought they where a type of vegetable
they're not regular people anyways. Beastly vegetables.
They're never a problem for you because most of the players in your dungeons are walking trashcans that can't use their abilities
>Hyosho Ranryu
>low rolls with no crit or DH
pshh nothing personnel ninja
When no players are in a zone, do the fates still spawn and play themselves out?
Gear and not being shit.
Ah, like Mandragoras? Makes sense really
yup
Yes, just like in an empty server of an FPS there are always bots playing against each other
That makes me face an existential crisis and I'm not sure why
>want to quit being a tank main, even it means I don't clear stuff anytime soon
>trying to level a dps
god i want to blow my fucking brains out. I'm going to spend two weeks sitting in fucking queues.
>American's still don't know B tank in Alliance is meant to take the main boss.
Why do people, when creating a character, choose Lalafell, when they clearly see several other races available? It's not like you are forced to play Lalafell. What is it with that? Brain retardation?
There is nothing wrong with playing as a Lalafell
Pedophiles
good time to level your crafters and gatherers
but i have rest xp, and the gatherers would blow throw it immediately.
these types of unspoken rules where the norm in arr but then all the mouth breathers flocked to the game post HW
>potato with big booty
This kills the Irishman.
Then ask for a reason. Always ask for a reason. If people do decisions that affect me, or that have implications that could affect me, I want a fucking reason. Have stood up to people in school and work both my entire life for stuff like this. It never once bit me on the ass doing it.
Usually there's a very good reason that you just can't possibly couldn't know, and more often than not I've been thanked for demanding that openness because it increases group cohesion and the leaders, as it were, learn to handle that stuff better next time.
And sometimes it turns out the kicker was a fucking asshole and a ticking time bomb and takes it out on you. In which case you get to rid yourself of a toxic fuck early, way before things get any worse. Which is also great really.
*Always* step up, when you see something you think is wrong, and you need clarification on it. Unless of course it's a nazi holding a gun to your head but well, how often does that happen?
alright fuck you post more
wtf, I love lalas now´?
I play lala because fuck all these UWU YAAAS SLAY stronkboli womyn and "mlady it would be so exceedingly excellent if you'd'st offer up a smidge of thine exquisite coochie" with 20 full size novels of "backstory" nobody gives a fuck about that are everywhere on my server
I'd rather be some meme potato than some self insert shit
if i ever make an alt it'll probably be a lalafell
-already have a femra
-imagine playing a human in any game with options ever
-already tried playing as an elezen during the trial, and absolutely hated it
-femroes are hot i guess but playing as one seems like a weird proposition
-cats are just au ra but worse
-not a barafag, so that rules out hrothgar/male roe/male au ra
-every viera looks exactly the same as every other viera - really bad
Please tell me what those pants are?
Interesting that this time round we're helping both the blues and reds.
Tholls for the ordinary sidequest. Goggs for the Yorha raid quests.
What is the best phys ranged currently? Want to swap off of BLM, tired of learning new fights on this fucking job.
Yeah I plan to do just that once he comes online today.
SMN
what else are you going to do while waiting for queues?
Hate that steaming pile of shit job even more.
Nothing, Welcome to XIV.
just do fates and beast tribes in the meanwhile
Probably Machinist. Dancer is pretty decent and easy to play if you want to turn your brain off and worry about mechanics or whatnot.
I like BRD
Highlander males seems to sport the Gunbreaker look the best.
Like a natural fit with the GUN gear.
>-imagine playing a human in any game with options ever
it's not that hard to imagine when all the options are just humans but worse
Why quit tank? I was thinking of resubbing and leveling one.
craft shit to make money on MB or craft shit and give it away to newbs who will be happy. or craft things to decorate your house with.
how do I join a group for lategame stuff
sitting through PF for Ruby EX for the entire weekend was painful enough
Basically, BRD is objectively the worst right now
that leaves mch and dnc.
MCH is basically the "solo" dps of the ranged jobs, it doesn't rely heavily on parties playing optimally and lining up buffs and shit in order to maximize its own dps. you also don't got to worry about lining your shit up either for the most part. get in the group and shoot the boss.
DNC shines in more focused teams that are doing proper buff management, its dps will still be lower, but currently it is higher than brd anyways.
They lobotomized tanks and healers in SHB. A lot of people quit both roles. They also nerfed tank dps pretty harshly because they didn't want top end peforming tanks to be near lower end dps jobs like bard/nin/rdm etc
I play Lala because I like the fact that this godslaying hero to all is literally this lad who isn't even waist height
Yea man I cant even bring myself to play warrior now because they castrated my cleaves, and gave me a gay reskinned inner beast that I don't give a fuck about because its sound effect is so shit
It's good since 5.1
I'm feeling that on DRK. I hated Dark Arts spam but I didn't think the price of not having it would be whatever the hell it is now.
>lobotomized
how so
tanks are finally fixed after sb and the main issue with healers is that they dont really heal a lot and are basically green dps now
>560 potency fell cleave does as much as a glare
Oh no no no
Why the fuck should I look up a guide and spoil myself on the entire fight when the whole purpose of the game is to learn and overcome these challenges?
it still feels like ass to play
>mfw I realize we'll have to wait until 6.0 for any meaningful attempts at fixing Tanks because Yoshida is terrified of doing anything drastic in patches
I don't care if its good. Its the worst designed job in the game and gives me a goddamn headache.
>tanks are fixed after sb
KEK
>warrior and drk are basically the same job with reskins, just war doesn't have tbn
>warrior received nerfs to numerous abilities like cleave, and got a bunch of reskinned garbage
>drk lost its dark arts spam and got this steaming pile of shit it is now but most people suck it up because MUH TBN
the other two are acceptable, but it still remains that they removed stance switching, and nerfed tank dps horribly. Don't even get me started on healers, what they did to sch was a hate crime.
Try it
I have, I literally decided to level it through SCH instead because of how shit it is
>They lobotomized tanks
I don't actually mind the change so much for tanks. I would have rather had them go the direction of aggro and mitigation being more of a thing that you actively manage in your rotation, but I think "okay you're a blue dps now" is still an improvement over the afterthought that it was in stormblood, not to mention that you're no longer damn near forced to run warrior because it just objectively has the best tank stance/aggro generation anymore. I also don't really give a shit about the dps nerf since everything's balanced around it anyway
>Final Eden boss will be Ultimecia, the Icon boss was the marking on her face.
I heard this a few threads ago and checked the pattern and no it really isn't. The color looks the same but the outline doesn't match at all.
>finally beat E5S with competent player from duty finder
I want to kms bros... Idk if I should continue at this rate.
Fell cleave was in league with stuff like pic related for memorable sound and effect and now it's so fucking weak bros. I miss HW warrior.
Try it post 5.1 and not in dungeons, it's really retarded in dungeons
t. never mained a tank beyond story trash
I'm right there with you. I'm not sure if it's because I'm melee but this shit is just unfun to me.
The tanks are in an objectively worse spot since SB and I've been tanking for a static since 2.0.
>slow ass unresponsive pets
>a bunch of compeltely disconnected conflicting mechanics piled one onto another throughout expansions
>probably the most unintuitive alignment of timers ever that makes Heavensward jobs seem well thought out
Yeah no SMN is garbage
Hope Ultimecia drops a Rinoa minion
Looking up a guide doesn't magically overcome those challenges
There is no challenge in not knowing you need to be prepositioned for some instant wipe
If you're not day 0 progging then you will be spoiled anyway when you reach a new mech and someone tells your lazy ass how to do it
Game?
Here come the WAR mains.
You know it's funny, I haven't seen any SMN tears now that they're topping the DPS charts again.
Final Fantasy XIV's Shadowbringers expansion's Eden raids
I'm a DRK main. Tanking is shit.
Also SMN has to be the top dps to shut them the fuck up.
The problem is I have no success with people from pf. I decided to fuck it and que duty completion from duty finder. I shit you not about how smooth it is we beat E5S without any failure. All people know what they should do and we beat it without any problem. Its elemental DC
We cleared cunny rampart once yesterday.
Hope we get to cunny dragon today.
PLD main here, relatively new so the only proper endgame content I did was Ruby EX, what's so bad about current tanks.
I heard WAR was really bad now, but I don't think I've seen anyone actually elaborate on why the tanks in general are so bad now, beyond healers being able to DPS more in some circumstances.
WAR, SMN and SCH are the whiniest motherfuckers in the game, WAR bitch and moan if they aren't top dps tank, SMN moan if they aren't top dps period and SCHs complain because they have nothing better to do
Her name is Gaia, from FF14
Unless it's to deal with mechs or rush an extra one, do 65/55s trances to align them on a minute cycle
Pad egi assaults with an extra gcd before summoning
You're just playing wrong
Where did the potato modfags fuck off after the mod archive booted them?
>the three jobs that got the biggest shaft in shb whine the most
>two of the three were previously considered enjoyable staples of all the jobs and were universally loved until shb
makes me thonk
>DRK
Well you're basically magic WAR this expansion, so I can see why you're upset.
You mean all three were basically mandatory in every raid comp and only once other jobs get to shine did they start to bitch about balance.
>I heard WAR was really bad now
It's not, it's just not the top dps of the tanks anymore, which hardly matters since they're all the closest they've ever been in performance, and the absurd self healing and still having the best invuln in the game isn't enough to dry the tears.
They also happened to have the best designed button presses and were -fun- to play performance aside.
make you think
I still cant find a fucking house to buy
>I USE BIG SHIELD SHAKE IT OFF
>UUUUUUUGGGGHHHH IM SO SKILLED AT KEEPING MY PARTY ALIVE
>I SUMMON MY BIG DRAGON DILDO
>UUUUUUGGGGHHHH IM SO SKILLED AT DPS
>I SUMMON EOS AND WATCH NETFLIX
>UUUUUUUGGGHHH IM SO SKILLED AT HEALING
Fuck off nigger, no one played them because they liked the job, they played them because they were OP and instant slots.
you must be new
SCH and WAR in particular were known as the bitchiest players for as long as the game was up
SMN only started bitching in stormblood, prior to that the most they bitched about was egi
SMN wasn't 2 of the 3 I was talking about, that job is shit and always will be and SE knows it.
WAR and SCH were objectively fun, you're just a braindead nig
Is that supposed to prove me wrong? Both of those are methods of coping with obtuse, unobvious design. I know how to play SMN. It's still a poorly slapped together job.
SMN's/SCH's have been complaining about their jobs for years, not just since ShB
WAR was generally happy after 2.1 happened but then 3.0 came along, gave them fell cleave and all of a sudden they lost their minds and had screenshot macros on fell cleave to show off their fell cleave crits and they thought they were a dps all of a sudden, then the 4.2 rework happened and giving them 10s of direct/crit fell cleaves only made it worse
Oh no I'm gonna... I'm gonna.. IM GONNA HEAL OHHH IM HEAAAALING
I miss stance dancing and weaponskills that gave defense buffs.
>give class awesome ability
>NOOOOO YOU CANT LOVE THAT ABILITY NOOOOOO STOP ATTACKING IM THE DPS NOOOO
GNB has a weaponskill that gives a defense buff
WARbabbies are nothing if not predictable
>a
like 3 or 4
i need this
If I can keep aggro whole staying in THE CHAD DELIVERANCE then theres no issue lol
Stay mad at what I'm literally banned from doing now!
Nice projecting fag. It doesnt take more than two brain cells to figure out the mechanics to a new boss in this game. I dont listen to what some fag spouts in chat I can think for myself thanks. Not everyone wants to have the game beaten for them. I dont need my hand held like you dumb retard.
Stance dancing caused over a million wipes in pugs alone for both healers and tanks.
You sound like the type of person to repeatedly die to the simplest of mechanics and then blame the healers for the wipe when they don't keep reviving you fast enough.
>implying shitters were keeping aggro in deliverance
why do you think they removed dps stance entirely? be a big boy and think carefully, can you do that WARbaby?
and none of this changes the fact that WAR mains are always the most brainless cocksuckers in the game
>login
>no sub
fuck you, I wish I was an eceleb so I could get a life time sub for streaming the game once then stop streaming ever again
Crystal DC alliance raid roulette
Except I'm not. If I die to any mechanic I go "oh okay this does that, now I know what to do next attempt" and make sure I dont die to it again. Wow that was so hard to own up my mistake and learn from it. God you're pathetic and still projecting.
what's the point it's just going to be CT again
do people still pay attention to mr happy?
Orbonne Monastery
Mainly WAR mains salty other classes aren't worse that them on literally every single aspect.
PLD has only improved with each expansion, and DRKs are fine compared to SB.
doubt
You don't need. You want.
I promise.
The elite always draw copycats that try to attain deliverance glory but fail, same as any other class.
die
I'm in the top 50 for my job on eden's verse, can I call fflogs garbage now?
NO!
he completely destroyed what little credibility he had left after the Ruby EX guide
remove your mods and you may live
what did he fucking do now? he made Tsuki farms damn near insufferable
heads up, ps2 just turned 20 years old.
Hnnng.
I'm just posting stuff I've saved from the threads
>draw copycats
you and every other WAR who thought they were hot shit because they could push berserk/fell cleave and still do less damage than the healers
his guide had people placing meteors on set positions rather than the P1 positions. He then deleted the video after everyone told him he was a complete retard.