HOLY FUCK, IT’S IN!!!

He's in

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a nigger?

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a nigger cook

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Considering how much he went though, Imagine what his random access humor/ word salad is like now.

I think a while back on Twitter he attempted a joke. “What do you call a sad happy meal? Cold bananas”.

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DEAR GOD

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sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_fashion#Wardrobe
Choose your character

What are his moves?

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I think the actual joke is that Wes-li looks like a meteor and Chris is retarded and thought the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was during the stone age and that the dinosaurs needed to be told twice because they died.

>cold bananas
As lol I'm so random as that is the sincerity of the joke gets me

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>germ-x
as if he cared about hygiene

Dinosaurs lived on the stone age though, they built the pyramids.

>we wuz dino kangz

Thanks, doc

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Wtf does he only own one shirt

Gotta say, I reread sonichu and tails gets trolled every other month or so. I really wish Chris kept going with the sonichu comic because I wanted to see where it would go.

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Chris has said before he doesn't actually remember what this joke was supposed to be
He's probably just making shit up because it's a meme now

Would you let him Yea Forums?

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All his shirts are striped, he just likes the dark red/blue one the best

how deep does this lore go?

Lecherous coomer Chris is honestly when he was the closest to being a normal person, yes even more so than Rollin' and Trollin'.

Did you even notice the vivian james version?

who? sounds like an ethot

>tfw when you on Yea Forums during the heyday of trolling Chris-chan

>tfw you ignored those threads cause catching up on the Chris-chan lore was too much

I missed out Yea Forumsros

The Cyclone Joker

Im ready to receive all the compliments ;)

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STAR FLEET CAPTAIN

This one too.

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no
not all his shirts are striped

Aside from killing cats, what else has Chris been up to lately?

He wears striped shirts 99% of the time.

Oh my god...

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Is Chris, dare i say it, our guy?

come again?

Oh I see, but you don't have to tell me twice...but during the stone age

But uh, don't get any ideas.

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>Guy
Ummm think again sweetie

Who would win, Clyde Chris...

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or Popo Chris

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Someone give me a quick rundown on Chris ever since the gamestop incident. Is Barb still alive?

>the cyclone joker
kek

Can’t tell if the lack of white stripes was for safety or of we’re all just looking too far into it and it’s just a red and blue striped sweater with a collared shirt cause it’s not like CC was the first bloke to wear that

Imagine if they made an ending credits scene in the Sonic Movie with a fake Chris having a meeting with japanese CEOs wanting to make a videogame about him and his alien friend who looked like the dumped Sonic design but yellow.

Technically yes she is still alive, but she's more of a husk form, Years of autistic abuse and neglect has deteriorated this poor women.
youtube.com/watch?v=iFpCOSjCqt8

Yes but she's lost a huge amount of weight and looks like she could go at any time

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Based

Yeah, although she's practically a vegetable.
He's thinking a dimensional merge is gonna happen where all OC characters become real. To him, all OCs are alive in another dimension. Soon, this one and that one will become one.
He's also married to Magi-chan and Mewtwo now. He believes himself to be a literal goddess whos powers only manifest in the other dimension.

>Essentially28 October 2011all over again, the date found Chrisin trouble with the lawonce more forassaulting staffata video game store, this time withpepper spray.[1]The attack was the culmination of his months-longcrusadeto change the arm color of acartoon hedgehog. On 15October 2015he was finally found guilty of a misdemeanor charge, and received a six-month suspended sentence and a $541 fine.
Why hasn't this maniac been put inside a mental ward yet

youtube.com/watch?v=YtPK1KDQ4MI
I would love to see how Chris treats Barb when no one's watching.
You can hear the irritation in the "Go."

>Chris is going to end up homeless
>I know more about Chris chan than I do about most of my own family

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Honestly he's lucky as fuck when it comes to non-internet shit. Like DSP level. He's been in tons of trouble and has a fuckton of debt that he pays none of, but somehow he keeps slipping through. It's incredible.
I mean, his life is still horrible, but the shit he gets away with sometimes... man.

Doesn't he live off disability?

I'd love an in-depth analysis on CWC's language and just the way his vocabulary works

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It's the retard bonus. Drachenlord is in the same situation(s).

I know that feel. I spend hours going through the cwcki even though I already know most of it.
Shame most of his current saga is dull as fuck. Just schizophrenic ramblings about the merge and yapping about that MLP card game he's making. It's all very boring and tame.
Probably just the calm before the storm though. Once Barb kicks it, shit'll heat up. He can't ever hack it on his own and rest adsured nobody's gonna put up with him, even if by the grace of god one of his internet white knights decides to take him in.
I just hope he has an internet connection through it all so we can watch it. I've put too much time into watching this shit to see it end off-screen.

I doubt a judge would throw the book at a retard who is the sole care taker of his grandmother.

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Yeah, but he immediately spends it and the cash he gets from internet onlookers on toys and junk. He's got a house foreclosure breathing down his neck and he's making fucking custom cards for a one-off joke MLP card game. Not to mention he just gets straight up donations for free since he's always begging for cash.
He could actually live pretty fucking well if he had 2 braincells to rub together, but alas.

Barb's still alive, and still a snorlax.
Chris has decided he's a trans woman and started calling himself "Christine." His mental state has continued to deteriorate as he posts shit on twitter about the ongoing "dimensional merge" which will apparently start merging earth with various fictional universes. Meanwhile he got into ponies years after they had stopped being popular and started posting more sonichu, which has become almost unrecognizable and largely just pages of text. A couple of 25 year old trolls started fucking with him again about a year ago and tried extorting him for his video games (seriously) and it was basically BlueSpike 2.0 but with significantly more depression and autism.

From what Chris's steb-siblings have said, Bob was an abusive father. They also had Chris when they were both like, 40 or so, so i'm not sure if Chris was their attempt to try to 'make up' for being shitty parents

This would make me sad if his parents weren't fucking awful. At least Bob tried at one point though, Barb's just kind of a non-entity through everything. Just occasionally barking in the background, even when she wasn't utterly gone mentally.

Something I noticed in a lot of his earlier stuff is he has a bit of drawl, similar to how his father talks.

It's hard to say completely, all we have is what hos half-brother has said, and honestly his half brother seems like a right cunt.

Also, is the area Chris lives in nice? Anyone know what Ruckersville or Charlottesville is like? I always wonder what the mundane moments of Chris' life is like.

>Chris’ actual father is GabeN
>after Gabe realized Chris was retarded he dumped him in the sticks of Virginia with the Chandlers

He was a piece of shit on the level of barb HOWEVER towards the very end of his life, he tried to set Chris on the right path but it was too late

>Chris is the first result for Ruckersville

What did he think of the new movie? I don’t follow his twitter.

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I’m curious to see everyone else’s opinion
>best Classic Chris Saga
>worst Classic Chris saga
>best modern Chris Saga
>worst modern Chris Saga
Modern Chris being 2013 to present and Classic Chris being anything past 2012

that honestly looks comfy
fucking Chris man
I'd envy to live that life

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Liked it.

Charlottesville's very nice, I have some rich family there
I'll have to visit them some time soon so I can hunt for Chris in the wild

Looks like a quiet small town, which could either be really great or complete shit depending on the people.

Loves? Please tell me someone is not with him.

Magi-Sonichu is his boyfriend

He has orbiters yes but he’s more then likely talking about Mewtwo and Magichan

She means Mewtwo and her CPU, both of which she is in a romantic relationship with

>best Classic
Megan saga
>worst Classic
Whatever Bluespike was, shit got downright uncomfortable.
>best modern
The transitioning/unclit
>worst modern
Whatever right now is. Fucking BORING ever since the shit with Jacob Sockness fizzled out.

Is that confirmed? Are these just people giving him money for the lulz. that shit is even more pathetic than him if that's the case

>I'd envy to live that life
You sure about that?

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According to the GenoSamuel2.1 vids, Chris has never gone more than 60 miles away from his home. How much effect do you think this had on his development?

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chris chan literally made one of the first animal crossing let's plays ever, that shit is still just a coincidence but damn

>Mewtwo
>CPU
Whoa what did I miss

>Chris has never gone more than 60 miles away from his home
False.
sonichu.com/cwcki/Ohio_trip

Not only that, he got it featured in Nintendo Power

If someone doesn't make a professional documentary about this fucker in the next 5 years, something is wrong with this world.

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There was a crazy dude named Jacob Sockness who legit wanted to fuck Chris. They were gonna meet up until Chris, in a rare show of wisdom, called it off.

I live in LA so yes
looks like a step up

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Don't forget the WANT WOMAN one

Left his hometown once, has he ever been anywhere else besides then? I know he went to Magfest, but he was like 30 or something

>Best Classic Saga
Clyde Cash, obviously. Megan is close. The Gameplace (RIP) is another decent one.
>Worst Classic Saga
Based on memes--JULAAAAAAY.

sonichu.com/cwcki/Jacob_Sockness
holy shit
what about Liquid Chris?

Julaaaaaaayyyy!
JUUUULAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

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>tfw you have to live long enough to see the Ken Burns Chris-chan documentary series

so basically chris had sonic and pokemon autism inside him, then another retard came around and introduced him to hyperdimension neptunia autism, chris tiny brain couldn't handle it anymore chris has lost any sense of reality he lives in an autistic fantasy world made by his dying mind

No, the other one if Magi-chan. Chris is the CPU Blueheart goddess of the Commodore game consoles.
Some shit about Hyperdimension Neptunia and him being a goddess. I know nothing about those games since megaweeb shit like that turns me off, so I can't explain much.

Holy fuck

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>mfw part of the reason Chris-chan is so fascinating is because by comparison, he makes my life look normal.
Anyone else know this feel?

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I gotcha basically
Chris believes he's in their world and is a goddess equal to them, he's made several post about it
INCLUDING
>On 14 November 2017, he posted that Silvana had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kebab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri, a quartet of fictional deitys. He called his plan Operation BARBarossa

Anyway I really wanna blow a load in small nep and buy her pudding

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He goes to bronycons with donations.

>Sockness has spent hundreds on buying items from Chris'seBay, notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes.

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There's a part of me that thinks I'm just a tad off with too much anxiety and self esteem issues. The other part thinks that I'm just Chris Chan without an audience.