OH NO NO NO NO EVEN /pol/Fags are seething about half life

dare I say...based?

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Here is the problem retard what does half life have anything to do with politics other than your poorfag cope?

What an awful post OP, just the OH NO NO is enough to filter you

>teleportation movement
lol come the fuck on, somebody design a goddamn foot pedal or pressure sensor that attaches to your shoe or foot already god damn

Care to give me a rundown? I'm not clicking on that shit.

>READ THE COMMENTS ON SOME OTHER WEBSITE

Who gives a fucking fuck you fucking subhuman wojak using twitter posting faggot. You deserve to die shithead.

Permasage this shit.

Yeah the article is shit but that doesnt change the fact that VR and HL Alyx is garbage though

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didn't this site get caught plagiarizing?

Kill yourself

Kill yourself too

It exist but it cost a literal leg for that.

This is the logical conclusion of forcing political baiting into everything, you radicalize opposition out of former placid circus enthusiasts and they're equally as retarded

>Nah, nigger garbage would be something like cod, fifa, or bf. This is more like basedboy faggot shit
Kek

>link to some shit site
>"look at the comment section"
Yeah that's a shill

>BOOHOO MOMMY MOMMY IM POOR O HATE NEW THINGS WHERES MY WARHAMMER DOLLIES

/pol/niggers are always seething. Go fuck yourself with a rusty dildo.

You can actually set up a wiifit board and use that to move

Basically some outrage article nothing new, how ever the comments are a bunch of /pol/tards for some reason cares about half life and start politicing and coping and saying the game would be shit and written by sjw because they do not own vr.

If pol hates it that means it’s good

/POL/ BAD
HALF LIFE GOOD

>one pissy Yea Forumsigger

Libcucks love Half life.
/pol/CHADS play Doom, Duke, Blood, Quake, Stalker instead.

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use an archive if you're not shill scum

Post an archive next time, faggot.

Use sage you fucking newfags

Jesus what the fuck do jews have to do with half life?

It's over hlfags.

8kun, oneangrygamer, rpgcodex, julay.world.
You can't recover pcbros.

>t.polfag

>DOOD LOOK AT THE YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTION
what the fuck even is this thread faggot, this board has gone to shit

Hold your tits, Half-life Barney will be revealed later this year and It'll save the franchise.

>poorfags

How can one game produce so much SEETHING Yea Forums?

It's always been at least a little Jewed. It was just kept in check by the position of the overton window 20 years ago.

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Stop lying, faggot.

Imagine how bad this board is going to get on the 23rd.

Just wait until the plot gets revealed and you learn about Alyx's new backstory.

this OP sounds like it was typed by a bot

Valve skews heavily libertarian much to the chagrin of leftard footsoldiers who wanted to remake the company using the same dirty tactics they used to subvert everything else

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THE COPE HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you mean?

So desperate for clicks

>OMG
>BRO
>LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
>LIKE LOOK AT WHAT THESE 4 PEOPLE ONLINE ARE SAYING LEL
>J-JUST READ THE COMMENTS MAN
I fucking hate Valve and VR is a meme and you still fucking deserve to kill yourself. Unironic election tourists reposting opinions they find online instead of having a single fucking thought in their own head. You all deserve to be raped.

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I don't know why people are talking about teleporting movement when we have known about this months before hand.
Also what does "designed around teleporting movement" even imply? It's not like Half Life was a massive movement shooter like Quake or the likes.

Retards are trying to retcon Half-Life into having always been some sort of high octane rip n tear action shooter like nuDoom, along with insisting that it never cracked jokes and was super cereal
It's all so tiring, these people are complete posers

T.salty poorfag.

Here's your anti-political and anti OAG bait thread post
youtube.com/watch?v=5LDxNaFK9lE
youtube.com/watch?v=Is-yGtNsWZs
youtube.com/watch?v=uEnf6qykXHw
youtube.com/watch?v=WC65PivGRvw

>if you disagree your a kike.

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Even your replies are parroted fucking buzzwords you worthless fucking smear

I hope your favorite pet gets hung in front of you

>schizos
Not even once

>Even /pol/fags are seething
That's not a feat at all.

>crying over nothing
>not a feat.

>not getting the amount of clicks you were hoping for
>try to bait people with screenshots of shitty comments
Just fuck off already

rent free soiboi faggot ;)

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>even /pol/fags are seething

When arent they

I'd say you've got them beat tonight.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Stop shilling you crappy site here cunt

>wojakposting
Kys.

>wojakposting
>Kys.

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Go back.

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nice filename newfag

>Answers with crying soijak
Typical wojak faggot

>EVEN /pol/Fags are seething about _________________

Could literally be anything.
/pol/fags will literally seethe over anything.

What's wrong with the filename?

I mean, it's not wrong about communism. People may say they want to be equal, but everyone wants to be better than the guy on their left and right.

>hung
HANGED

>shill thread full of /pol/ shit still up
>porn thread got nuked in 10 minutes
This is why we can't have good threads

Surprised how based the comment section is. No censorship. Despite all the pol shit I can appreciate that.

Go back to Yea Forums then COOMER

You should see those comments when Billy gets btfo.

The problem is that the net has become so broadly censored and overly sensitive, all the garbage floats to the few places that aren't completely pozzed and they feed off eachother and become intolerable.
Purity spirals man

>/pol/mutts seething
nothing new

>t. reddit

holy shit you are a faggot

Poorfags seethe over warhammer

>/pol/ /pol/ /pol/!
this is why this board is shit

Ah, now i understand why certain posters here screech about oneangrygamer constantly.

Bernie just lost the nomination btw, eat shit leftoid trash.

Cringe, go shill your ultrawide monitors mafuyu-kun

>REAL vr games (as in just boneworks) dont have teleport, but HL:A only has teleport
>HL:A actually has smooth locomotion
>well it wasn't DESIGNED around smooth locomotion, so it will still be shit
disregarding the fact that Valve recommended playing with smooth locomotion (i think),
How does one design around teleportation?
they've obviously played through the entire game with smooth locomotion only, so its not like there are sections that are impossible without teleportation
like some damage number is more optimally fun at 78 for smooth locomotion and 80 for teleportation?
if valve was capable of finding the perfect fun damage number of 80, doesn't that mean that HL:A will be fun?
they started working on smooth locomotion months ago, isn't that enough time to tweak the areas that have a big gameplay difference when using a different movement option?

I've not invested into the VR gimmick. Why is tele-movement being pushed instead of regular leg kicking around. Is it a lack of analog sticks or something to do with movement and first person VR interaction?

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Cope with your failed meme hardware, VR-kun

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You brought redditors here nigger.

If /pol/fags are angry about it, it must be doing something right.

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OAG isnt pol, its just some retard on his own.

>Yea Forums uses Alyx as an example of a strong female character back when Helpler and Anita were ragging
>New HL game comes out where you now play as Alyx
>Everyone throwing pissfits about it and nitpicking valve making their first fucking game in a decade.

Really makes you think

Okay cool who cares.
Where is half life 3?

True

/pol/ would seethe over a fucking dumpling for not being aryan food, making them angry isn't an achievement at all

>EVEN /pol/Fags are seething
that's not setting the bar very high
/pol/tards are seething about anything and everything these days

That's some interesting cope on a night like tonight, bernout.

rent free
like I give a fuck about fake amerishart "politics"

keep your /pol/ shit on your own containment board please

One angry nigger don't even have the mental capacity to falseflag in a different paragraph accent
Kilk yourself billy

Buzzwords after buzzwords

>fag starts bitching about /pol/ and links to an external site instead of a /pol/ thread
Fuck off with this boogeyman shit. Go away.