I HATE touhou
I HATE touhou
Carter Perez
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Chase Harris
zun is so fucking bad at drawing and his games and music arent as good as cave's either but for a one man team i guess hes okay
Thomas Gray
Touhou isn't anything special
Charles Flores
Satori!!
David Myers
ZUN is so fucking GOOD at drawing and his games and music are as good as art itself but for a one man team I guess he’s outstanding.
Easton Morgan
If I had a snowball fight with Yorihime and discreetly spit on every snowball, do you think she'd find out
Zachary Parker
secondaries inbound
Nathan James
We need to talk about Satori more
David Diaz
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>neu heu
ur waif a shit
Josiah Butler
I LOVE touhou doujins
Jaxson Sanchez
Pixel and Kikiyama are better than Zun.
Christopher Richardson
S
Jordan Ramirez
Why does this series cause so much anger around here?
Anthony Powell
Yes
Ryan Rodriguez
ELEVEN POINTS
Grayson Murphy
ok
Hunter Kelly
eleven?!
Camden Hall
Pedophile weebs hate it when they’re reminded they are living mistakes.
Ryder Lee
Why do so many fucking Touhou girls look almost exactly the same I swear to god there's fucking 5 of them that are exact clones and people still fucking fall for it jesus christ what the fuck
Asher Richardson
Excuse me but we like fully grown women
Dylan Cruz
Whats with the ridiculous amount of bait posts in this thread?
Joseph Brown
i love touhou /ss/
Connor Kelly
Does this look like pedophilia to you
Jose Ross
You're on Yea Forums
Anthony Hall
it usually isnt this bad in the 2hu threads
Andrew Gonzalez
Same Touhou Growns are the Strongest
No
Jack Hall
I don't know anything about touhou but I like this one.
Mason Myers
I just beat stage 1 of EoSC without getting hit, here's my guide:
Stay in the middle are to one side, you won't be able to get all the power and just keep shooting. Rumia is like a Chinese finger trap, the more you struggle the harder you're making it. It turns out the best way to fight her is just hang at the bottom of the screen and make slight adjustments to dodge her projectiles and cards.
Camden Ward
Okay. I want Satori to read my mind and see how completely obsessed I am with female feet. I want to show her how much I want to be the pet of hers who takes care of her feet, her sister's feet, her guest's feet, and her other pet's feet!
Xavier Gonzalez
S A T O R I
Liam Baker
!
Oliver Bailey
need
Jack Hughes
STOP ENJOYING THINGS!!
IM IN A THREAD FULL OF THINGS I DONT LIKE
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!!
HHHHOOOOOWWWWW
Logan Brown
I THINK SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM SUCKS!
Ryan Allen
If you have trouble making it through the easiest stage in the whole series without getting hit, these games might not be for you
Sebastian Robinson
HEY what's going on it's your girl Sumireko just had to remind all my peeps to follow my instagram and also share it with your friends!
Everyone who does so has a chance to receive a shoutout!!! Anyway lol ttyl cya gtg fgt
#firstigottatakeaselfie #hip #ohyeah #notlikethekoolaid
Nicholas Long
>Satori
Behold.
Angel Gutierrez
cute bat
Jose Richardson
Can we have big 2hus?
James King
ok
Levi Perry
>touhou
Great porn, never played any games
Charles Barnes
Based IN poster
Ethan Rivera
Hags need to go back
Cooper Cook
yes of course
Luis Adams
Where the fuck is Yuuka's silly hat?
Cooper Lopez
Is there any merit to playing the pre-XP games?
Brayden Mitchell
What happens if I defile Yuukas sunflowers
Dominic Kelly
4-5 are kinda fun and not too much different to 6. Anything before it is kinda bad.
Joseph Turner
Now you fucked up bitch
Anthony Cruz
David Sanders
Fuck Okina
Marry Kasen
Kill Yukari.
Henry Kelly
That's true. But it's special for me.
Austin Edwards
4 and 5 are good. Some people swear on 3. 2 is shit. 1 is an acquired taste
Charles Gutierrez
Bragging rights.
Jackson Rodriguez
You get feel like you're part of an insular club
Dylan Williams
NO
Henry Gomez
More like swear at 3.
Blake Fisher
I love Reisen!
Chase Thomas
>doesn't have a set form
lel
Julian Taylor
Cute!
Asher Mitchell
Are autistic cats considered youkai?
Robert Harris
>Kill Yukari
Dominic Brooks
I don’t hate it but it’s overrated
Leo Hughes
This is your horrifying eldritch abomination and mastermind behind Gensokyo, everyone.
Ryan Clark
Koishi is like Satori, but better
Christian Cooper
Check out the tous on that hou.
Gabriel Rogers
EraTohoTW is good.
Jackson Campbell
Don't take her lightly
Cameron Powell
Koishi is beloved by schizos
Jacob Evans
cringe but true
Charles Morales
I can't, she's too heavy.
Jonathan Torres
Bat cunny
Bunny!
Cameron Perry
forbidden
Asher Robinson
Koishi has lost her hat
Logan Martin
What do you think of this model?
Christian Edwards
soulless
Kevin Garcia
Make her skin green
Jose Ward
I don't like that her outfit is based on th17, but it's cute.
Aaron Sullivan
Does anyone here know japanese ?
If so, care to help me out?
Daniel Hughes
ふふふ~
John Perez
Jose Baker
Remilia Scarlet, the best Touhou, and most feared vampire in the land
William Smith
Dumb bitch! I thought I was rid of you!
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!
Lucas Richardson
Whatever you do, don't post THAT doujin
Julian Gutierrez
Enjoy those all those STDs, user. There's no cure for Moon AIDS.
David Diaz
Shes a dumb brat
Justin Robinson
But her breath smells great!
Charles King
Is this the one you meant?
exhentai.org
Ian Allen
I knew this day would come...
Ethan Miller
>John Basedta
>Onions
CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Joseph Gray
this one?
Ian Robinson
link or get the fuck out
Lincoln Jones
How do you know you aren't Koishi
Justin Jones
Hudson Gray
You mean THIS one?
exhentai.org
Elijah Young
You think someone would just do that?
go on a website and use inspect element for an hour?
Liam Clark
No really
You could be her right now and not realize it
Ayden Johnson
Austin Wood
sho is hu the yukari aan koish
Gabriel Thompson
I feel like this post was made by Koishi.
Christopher Myers
Based and Cunnypilled
Benjamin Taylor
The cunny ain't the part you should be worried about. continue reading it.
Asher Lopez
im empty headed not a literal gibbering retard
Caleb Turner
Oh no, this thread seems to have forgotten its umbrella.
Ian Gray
I blame Yea Forums for this
Caleb Murphy
Koishi is the most overrated touhou of all time
Brandon Martinez
someone post the pasta
Eli Williams
What is your favorite Touhou jazz arrange?
Wyatt Edwards
Because these fuckos already have an entire containment board.
Blake Anderson
How humiliating would it be to actually be surprised by Kogasa? Imagine you're living in the human village, out for a walk in broad daylight. After a while, you start hearing another set of footsteps, just out of sync with yours. It's probably just a fairy, but to be safe you turn around and head back towards home, but the footsteps get closer and louder, and you start running through the list of youkai you know how to deal with in your head. Unfortunately, you run through that list pretty quickly, and you start thinking about the ones you can't handle.
Just as you're getting to some of the really mean ones, Kogasa drops down in front of you, hanging by her knees from a tree-branch. You were so absorbed in thought that you reflexively jump back, and before you can recover yourself, her huge umbrella-tongue gives your face a nice long lick. She giggles, says "Thanks for the meal, mister!", and floats away into the sky, leaving you weak and drained, barely able to get back to your warm house.
You're bedridden for a few days, but the worst part is when you recover and have to face your friends. "So, what's the story?" asks a man who lost his left arm to Rumia. "Yeah, tell us" says the young boy who courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari. There's a hush in the bar, and everyone's listening.
You try to obscure the details, saying you didn't really get a good look at the creature, but nobody's buying it. "You say it was a young girl?" they say. "Well, what did she look like? What's this about a long tongue?" The schoolteacher gives you a knowing smirk, and you have to admit that Kogasa surprised you.
The crowd erupts in laughter. Young children who have to be warned about fairies jeer at you. The man who once tripped over Youmu's phantom half sighs in relief: there will be a new butt of jokes in the village.
Henry Carter
I'm glad we having fun here
Adrian Perez
There it is
Logan Lopez
Your danmaku, my diarrhea. What's the difference?
Brody Bell
Imagine slowly becoming bitter and developing a grudge against that umbrella youkai for making your life miserable. As the mockery worsens with each passing day, your rage gradually builds until it reaches its peak.
Again, you're out for a walk in broad daylight. Again, you hear a set of footsteps trailing behind you and a faint giggle from a familiar, yet aggravating voice. You grit your teeth, clenching your fists as you take the same exact route back home.
Unsurprisingly, Kogasa repeats the same exact tactic she used to scare you the first time. Her legs hooked around the branch of a tree, she swings down and lets out a shriek. "Bero bero baa!!" However, in response you just remain standing there, glaring at her.
Recognizing that her plan had failed, Kogasa slowly grew nervous as she remained dangling from the tree, unsure of what to do. However, in the next instant she laid crumpled on the ground, dazed and confused as to what had just transpired. Her cheek bore a deep red mark, likely going to bruise. Feeling your presence looming over her, Kogasa brought her gaze upwards. Her vision was obscured by the tears welling up in her eyes as the pain began to register in her brain.
Before the umbrella youkai had the the opportunity to fully grasp the situation, you brought your fist down against her face again. Your right hook made contact with her left temple, sending shock-waves through her cranium as she let out another scream in pain.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, mister..! P-Please stop!"
Lucas Cruz
At this point I'd just go to the shrine and tell Reimu I changed my mind and want off Mr. ZUN's wild ride.
Elijah Cruz
EH? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A PAIR OF BREASTS BEFORE?
Aaron Harris
Kogasa tucked her head, guarding and obscuring her bruised, crying face behind her arms. She remained sitting there in front of you, quivering and shaking in terror. Minutes pass as you both remained fixed in your positions, the night air growing stagnant as the tension slowly subsided. Assuming she was safe, she lowered her guard and raised her head to take another glance at her assailant. But she lets out another shriek as you grab a clump of her hair, tugging her head upwards as you kneel down and glare directly at her heterochromatic eyes. Her face was streaked with tears, battered and bruised. She was unable to return your gaze, her eyes shut tight out of pure fear.
"Kogasa. That's what they call you, right?"
She nodded weakly in response, her eyes remained shut tight. She bit her lower lip, balling her hands up into fists against the dirt floor. She expeected more physical abuse, more pain, more torment. Yet, it never came. Instead, she was met with something else.
"Kogasa, over the past few days, I've heard stories about you. About who you are, and how you were born. And now I remember."
She was unsure as to what you were getting at, yet she remained sitting there and continued to listen.
"I wasn't originally from here. I came from a distant land, where the cherry blossoms bloomed in the Spring like in Hakugyokurou. I came from a poor family. Everything I owned was, more often than not, secondhand. And I remember for my seventh birthday I was given a hand-me-down, tattered umbrella. It was dingy. It had an ugly shade of purple. The other kids would laugh at me for bringing it to school on rainy days. It was always such a hindrance."
Tears welled up in Kogasa's eyes.
Dominic Hall
WHY IS THERE NO ACTUAL TOUHOU GAMES ON PSN, IT'S ALL SPIN OFF SHOVELWARE GARBAGE, REEEEEEEE!
Wyatt Stewart
Touhou is only for the PC master race
Zachary Cooper
"Kogasa, did you ever wonder why you were born? Wondered what's the point of your existence? Wondered why you're even alive? Do you understand why I threw you away? Do you understand how much of a failure you are? You must have been aware of that fact in the deep recesses of your mind, yet you never wanted to acknowledge it."
Kogasa was sobbing.
"Quit lying to yourself. Quit trying to give your life any meaning when you're aware there is none. You're aware surprising me was just a fluke. You're aware you can't really scare anyone. And did you think you could compensate for your inherent uselessness by leading the life of a youkai?"
Kogasa's audible sniveling and whimpers continued to fill the air. She held up her hands against her face, cradling it as tears poured down into her palms. You learned forward, whispering into her ear.
"Your entire life is a failure and no one ever wanted you. So isn't it better if you just killed yourself?"
In that instant, you were unable to see the expression on her face but you could easily imagine the overwhelming despair and sorrow her visage held. Standing up, you look down to see the defeated, lifeless figure of what was once Kogasa Tatara. Her arms dangled by her sides. Her eyes were vacant, pointed downwards and looking at nothing in particular. She looked pathetic. Looking to the side, you notice Kogasa's umbrella counterpart resting at the base of the tree. Grabbing it, you toss it in front of her before turning around and resuming your trip back home. With her disappearing out of sight, the tranquil silence of the forest was the only ambiance reaching your ears. Yet suddenly, from a distance behind, you could have sworn to have heard the sound of something snapping.
Zachary Brooks
Play Azure Reflections and you'll understand why. Danmaku just doesn't work on anything but keyboard.
>b-b-but arcades!!
Those are designed to make you want to drop another quarter or two down the slot.
Mason Long
Get a Personal comupeter raterd
Hudson Wood
Urban Legend in Limbo, son
Supposedly Antinomy of Common Flowers one of these years but god knows when at this point, Tasofro's already working on the next side game.
Colton Brown
Landon Barnes
Just play it on your computer.
Wyatt Thompson
Yukkuri torture does nothing to me but this is genuinely uncomfortable.
Jonathan Taylor
The crown prince is mine now!
Anthony Hill
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH STOP POSTING STOP JUST leave me alone
Jonathan White
ULiL PS4 port was a test of viability. I'm guessing it sold like shit so they've stopped porting. Imagine paying to play mediocre fightan online lol.
Connor Perry
>dumbass who got spooked by an umbrella telling someone to kill themselves
Chase Murphy
He can’t keep getting away with it
Matthew Jones
wanna get isekai'd?
Kayden Green
im playing 8 and i'm noticing visible and audible slowdown but the fps is hardlocked at 60 so it reports as 0% what do
Jaxon Nguyen
give me a quick rundown on eratoho games
Sebastian Davis
Fuck off, demon!
Adrian Ortiz
>i'll give you one chance to get out of here
Mason Carter
Nue rapes you
Christopher Ross
Julian Gonzalez
>K
Strategy game where you take over territories and stuff.
>TW
Dating sim with timestop mechanics. Grindy as fucking shit.
>Reverse
Slave trainer where you get femdommed.
Jackson Clark
no
Camden Reed
How poetic
Ryder Martin
This amuse me, thank you user
James Long
Yukari vs Yea Forums-tan
Who would win?
Justin Hill
Cute feet
Jonathan Rivera
c'mon! it'll be fun!
Juan Clark
EratohoK: Kinda like Sengoku Rance, apparently the best one, lots of work went into it.
EratohoReverse: Femdom bullshit. Well written, though. If you're into that check it out.
EraTohoTW: Open-World dating sim, features every 2hu, although only a handful actually have dialogue. Gets kinda grindy, but some of the writing is enjoyable.
EraTohoPM: The strangest of the bunch. You're personally assigned to be Kaguya's teacher, takes place before she drank the Horai Elixir, while she was still lunar royalty.
Ryder James
*bang*
Hudson Hill
GTA: Gensokyo with Yea Forums when?
Matthew Nguyen
Y-Yukari-sama, please take me with you.
Jayden Garcia
shoo gaphag
go back to getting fugged by ridiculously buff dudes
Robert Long
>implying Yea Forums could actually do something productive with their autism.
Ethan Sanchez
thanks bros
Mason Nguyen
B U I L T for ballcrushing
Brandon Howard
I'm more powerful than yukari yakumo.
Colton Cruz
This, /jp/ is having all of the fun
Ethan Hernandez
>implying yukari would actually wanna do anything with me but get me killed
Samuel Gutierrez
I liked it
David Ramirez
Yukari only gaps away shotas to molest
the rest of the people she gaps into gensokyo are food.
Wyatt Stewart
Which one of them is a busta?
Daniel Evans
She did say fun. Just not who whom.
Eli King
she has cute teeth
Adam Reyes
Why do you guys hate the gaphag? Is it because of her elegant fashion sense?
Brayden Clark
Jaxon Nelson
Spaced and jinpilled
Wyatt Mitchell
Yukari kidnaps bodybuilders
Brayden Wright
Most people don't like being rip apart and eaten
Oliver Sanchez
Could you introduce me to Mokou, Sumirenko-Sama?
Asher Flores
You mean kappas?
Blake Flores
You tell me.
>literal eldritch horror disguised as an anime girl
Henry King
I hope the dream tapir continues to torment you in your sleep.
Charles Taylor
AHEM
ATTENTION ALL YOKERS
Robert King
Jace Evans
For me its the eldritch personification of nature.
Benjamin Long
Jason Rivera
You're right, It's actually Ran who molests little boys.
Michael Price
Human villagers are barely-sentient troglodytes that wish to ravage our fairies and feed us to youkai to placate them. I imagine they would cower against the meekest yook's attempts at threatening them.
Parker Kelly
Kogasa has depression
Lucas Walker
no i mean inhumanely buff dudes
Landon Cooper
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER TAILS?!
Alexander Collins
how do I get a yuugi gf bros
Leo Davis
There is photographic evidence of Kappa kidnapping bodybuilders, look it up.
Christian James
Yukari wouldn't spare a single fuck about people she kidnapped. But when she does it mean you were either a powerful being in your past life or had a connection to her/Gensokyo.
Or that's what i've learn from fanfics anyway
Jason Parker
Dont ever trust self-insert OC fanfics.
Benjamin Hall
Hudson Myers
Cute spy
Hudson Ortiz
It's a mystery
Kevin Sanders
Fuck off, Aya. I'm not gonna give your articles a single glance.
Adam Lopez
>literal eldritch horror disguised as an anime girl
What isn't there to love about that?
That's probably correct considering her job is to protect Gensokyo from internal threats. The only real reason she would gap someone is if her pet shrine maiden somehow failed, and that person was the only option.
Easton Gutierrez
Is sage tabbard or purple dress Yukari better?
John Walker
Michael Smith
Purple dress.
Ayden Torres
Activate the roaches
Hudson Cox
Can she gap me and make me a shinto[/spoiler] priest?
Julian Gomez
Was CRAB-17 a success?
Cooper Campbell
There is photographic evidence of Yukari kidnapping bodybuilders for "fun time" and then killing and eating them afterwards
Jacob Scott
fuck you reimu spiders are cute
Parker Price
Does eraTW actually have sound of any sort? Because if not, then what's the point of all this music you can unlock?
Joshua Bailey
Was wondering that myself
from what I can tell, it is just a random collectable
Jacob Richardson
Tabbard
Chase Jackson
I'm intrigued, give me a rundown
Nicholas James
She learned about the Unifying theory? Destroy the planet.
Nathan Scott
would sleeping with yukari kill me
Brandon Edwards
yes
t. slept with Yukari
Chase Morgan
Why dors she need spies?
What could the villagers even do?
Owen James
>TAITO
What gaym?
Angel Cook
Call her old and saggy
Carter Sanchez
This is why I hate fanfics in general.
Especially fanfics recommended by tvtropes
Bentley Howard
realize the nature of their reality and intentionally stop believing in yokai
Sebastian Williams
No. But it will cost you everything else.
nhentai.net
Christopher Collins
How do you stop believing in youkai when they're literally in front of you?
Dylan Howard
just 4 u
Matthew Davis
the only thing I know about 2hu is HELLFIRE NIPPING AT ACHILLES HEELS
I
KILL
SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW IT FEELS
Jayden Anderson
>chinese
Jackson Kelly
very carefully
Isaac Perry
It will make me lose my masculinity and humanity, resulting in me becoming a clone of her afterwards?
Lucas Walker
There is no english translation. But hey it's porn so it's okay
Brayden Ross
Lincoln Hughes
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME 'TILL I TAKE YOU DOWN
YOU
SEE
YOU'LL SEE ME BUT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A SOUND
Nathan Ross
What the fug
Cameron Sanchez
why does that remind me of kaguya-sama
Camden Jenkins
I actually thought the first few chapters were okay and then it went full retard.
Henry Gutierrez
Most fanfics start ok and then quickly turn to garbage.
are there any good 2hu fanfics?
Blake Evans
Look for anything Japanese or if you're still dekinai in 2020 something with less than 10 chapters.
UnmovingGreatLibrary is decent
James Turner
there was a short one about seija and her getting captured by all the 2hus that was good, i'm sure some user knows what im talking about.
Nathan Garcia
>if you're still dekinai in 2020
Wyatt Johnson
What would you do if you woke up as Yukari tomorrow
Cooper Russell
Masturbate
Austin Baker
Gap Hiro into a meat grinder. Take over the site and rename it 4chen, then make Chen and Ran mods and start abusing my admin powers for "high IQ" shitposts.
Nathan Ortiz
I found a vute fanfic where one of Alice's dolls comes to life but it devolves into yuri shit real quick
Nolan Scott
Yukari is bleeding out!
Cameron Moore
The same reason Yea Forums doesn't want MLP.
Matthew Butler
Put one gap on a moving platform and another on a sloped surface. Then put an object under the moving platform and see what happens
David Gutierrez
this
then call whomstever was wrong niggers
Evan Smith
>yuri
That only makes it based.
Jayden Gutierrez
what makes Nue so sexual
Justin Long
No bloomers
Nathan Kelly
Well ignoring all that other shit, Kotohime being or at least attempting to be a cop isn’t really that out there considering that’s literally what she did beyond being some crazy bitch
Connor Reed
make love to Ran
Chase Miller
Touch fluffy tail (y/n) __
Camden Baker
In the fanfic she runs an entire police force that has fairy and human officers, she reports directly to Yukari who basically acts as her boss. she tries to arrest Yuuka at some point too.
Owen Ward
y
Matthew Hughes
For me, it's Yukari's feet
Adam Gutierrez
>cool backstory and lore
>cool abilities
>great design and aesthetic
>has access to the outside world
>can mess with boundary manipulation a bit
>has a connection to Okina and the land of the backdoor
>cool racoon friend
>short hair
>thigh highs
literally perfect
Landon Fisher
Levi Campbell
Asher Powell
You footfags are the worst, always feeling the need to announce to everyone what your fetish is. You're the only ones who parade around thinking everybody should know about it.
Juan Lee
I like boobhu
Jace Walker
ignore the imposter, user. keep doing god's work
Jason Evans
Hell yeah
Carson Parker
and that's why ZUM himself prefers to play shmups (even his own) on a... controller?
browse more, Urban Legends in Limbo is an official title, it's on the PSN store and it's the only place where you can play it as Reisen
Gavin Rodriguez
Seija keeps winning
Michael King
*ZUN
god I love keyboards
Blake Moore
I like boobhu toohu
Joshua Anderson
>adult fairies
no
Owen Evans
tall fairy maids
Kayden Brown
Non-footfags exhibit pathological behaviour. Notice their perpetual anger, their idiotic incredulity. No other fetish seems to inspire such devoted hatred, it is not only that “they don’t get it”, but that for some reason they believe that no one should “get it”, they must crusade against it. It is bizarre. All kinds off odd and abject bedroom rituals get a free pass, and yet partialism for a part of the human body, something on literally almost every single person, inspires obsessive, unbridled antipathy. Perhaps the rage is because other people’s healthy desires reminds the anti-footfag of how they are alienated from their own bodies. It is probably a very Western prejudice, an affliction of modernity (even a century ago I notice in proper bourgeois literature references to “pretty” or “handsome” feet, not something that would appear in today’s literature without the connotation of fetishism). Feet are kept out of sight and out of mind. And keeping them bundled up tight in shoes all day is what is responsible for most of their unpleasant characteristics—infection, odour, misshaping; meaning that when the shoes finally do come off most people, presented with their neglected feet, associate them with disgust... the feet themselves are unfairly blamed rather than the conditions forced upon them. Notice the completely disproportionate commodity fetishism built around shoes. I’ve had some “people” remark to me that they prefer the gaudy design of designer label sneakers over the limb you wear them on. Is there a more rotten, insectoid, consumerist and anti-human attitude than that? Preferring literally cheaply made industrial fibre, cynically marketed, a fad, over flesh and skin of an anatomical marvel which has served us for tens of millennia.
Luis Kelly
I HATE seija
Jaxson Watson
Well done!
10/10
Carson Green
New Wool art got posted - and it's got excellent reaction faces and a funny premise.
Adam Murphy
>t. wool
Connor Turner
the thumbnail makes it look like she's squished flat
Ryan Foster
Isaiah Hernandez
>he chokes on the last spell
why am i such a shitter Yea Forums?
Sebastian Taylor
Go to the touhou-project website and look through their story list. A lot of it is self insert bullshit, but there's some great stuff there like The Game and Being Meiling.
As for regular fanfiction, Mimic Teruyo does some really great broody and angsty stuff.
m.fanfiction.net
m.fanfiction.net
Nathaniel Harris
This "tall" fairies are probably 1,50m tops.
Wyatt Morgan
use bombs
Caleb Rogers
Post your ideas for 2hu fanfiction
>Remilia + Satori team up begrudgingly to find their missing basement sisters
>An incident occurs at the SDM and forces Meiling tries out positions as gatekeeper at different locations for the time being
>Eirin, Sakuya and Youmu are mysteriously trapped somewhere for unknown reasons.
Parker Cook
yer ugleh
Juan Davis
Even Makoto Hirasaka drew them as adult
Justin Cox
Were these stories written by fucking Nurgle? this guy loves to write about Gensokyo rotting away and dying.
Charles Butler
the SP fights from LibeRadar to Python in Shanghai are surprising pushovers.
But man they sure make up for that with CutLassi who nukes you in 3 seconds with his 3x3 tile attack
Sebastian King
>an outside world youkai is ignorant of the rules and tries to kill reimu
Lucas Martinez
i liked UGL's story about Murasa and Ichirin going to the outside world. so probably something to do with 2hu's going outside the barrier.
Wyatt Martinez
Gensokyo somehow is openly known to the world and the humans then decide they must destroy it
Ian Harris
Wouldnt the humans just get fucking annihilated by the sages? it would be a pretty short story.
Samuel Ross
sorry bro. My self-insert human is stronger than Hecatia and Rumia combined.
Sebastian Perry
Any Touhou fanfic that involves the outside world is instantly garbage.
Nathan Lopez
Is he also a faceless fat ugly man and defeats 2hus with his cock
Ryan King
Why?
Justin Evans
I understand the appeal of wanting to see your favorite 2hu interact with the modern world, but every instance of it I've encountered has every girl act horribly out-of-character and usually involves bad self-inserts. If the story features a character from the outside, this is pretty much guaranteed.
Blake Jones
An AU story where Reimu lets Fortune Teller go, it follows him as he tries to start a new life as a Youkai, and tries to avoid harming humans so Reimu doesnt hunt him down for breaking his promise.
Camden Stewart
I think tapping into Outside World concepts the way MoF and Urban Legend in Limbo do it isn't offensive, so long as you have more of a plot idea beyond "outside humans wreck everything/yukari somehow manages to wreck the outside humans in spite of losing against them roughly a hundred and a half years ago/IDK man I just wanna fug my favorite 2hu without getting eaten/ect."
Matthew Mitchell
>losing against them roughly a hundred and a half years ago
i dont remember this, wheres it from?
Dominic Anderson
best pairing of all the grand prix. hope to see more of them
Jason Peterson
>incident occurs involving the outside world where an entire region of the fucking sea get's warped to Gensokyo
>everyone is confused by it since there's never really been any incident to this scale before,
>Reimu/Marisa + Yukari just sort of let it slide since it's not really doing much anyways
>Cirno wants to freeze it
>Murasa is flipping out
>everyone else is having fun with it.
Jack Ortiz
why is marisaposting such a treat
Brayden Brooks
only the cock part
Parker Barnes
muh Bermuda triangle
Adrian Wright
In the 2hu timeline, the Gensokyo border is set up circa 1884, roughly two decades after the Boshin War when the newly-industrialized Empire of Japan took out the Republic of Edo. It's strongly implied that the cannon were then turned on the youkai which eventually required the existence of Gensokyo as refuge, either literally (which desu is cooler) or in a metaphorical sense as industrialization took the fears and awe toward the Empire and away from both the samurai, which had just been BTFO by Gatling guns and artillery, and the youkai.
Either way, it was clear that Yukari either didn't have the resources to take on the entire Empire even at its weakest or recognized that she couldn't hold them back in the long-term, necessitating Gensoyko.
Ryder Howard
ZUN said that the Gensokyo record is bullshit, and that there isnt a single human who knows the true history of Gensokyo. so i wouldnt trust the 1884 date.
Mason Phillips
There wasnt ever a war against Youkai, the humans didnt believe in Youkai anymore so they were dying out, if they were fighting a war against them they certainly wouldnt have been forgotten. Yukari knew that someday the majority of humanity wouldnt believe in Youkai anymore due to the progress of science, so she created Gensokyo with the other sages, which allowed them to isolate a group of humans so they can keep them stuck in the past and feed off them.
Noah Kelly
It makes a good enough reference point and coincides with the idea that Gensokyo happened when people stopped fearing youkai due to technology, as well as coincided with the collapse of traditional, feudal Japan.
>Samurai beat youkai, which are scary to ye old peasants
>Empire beats samurai, showing that the figure-head Emps now has his stuff together
>Since Emperor took out samurai, who can beat youkai like it's routine, he must be way stronger then those dirty old yooks
Hence the superstition going away.
A 2hu game referencing that period and the mythological side behind it like a more serious version of the Lunar War.
Like I said, it was likely more a metaphorical triumph over both feudalism and the superstition it supported. The moment Edo lost, the youkai lost by proxy. But it wouldn't be like the Youkai instantly vanished until Gensokyo was set up proper, so Yukari would have probably gotten a good idea of what was causing humans to stop believing in them, and there'd likely be skirmishes between the two in between the formal separation. The early years of history keeping in unified Japan were pretty spotty in rural areas, so it's easy to explain any conflicts away as simply never getting recorded.
IDK, I think it'd make good fodder for story ideas.
Jayden Hall
"hmm, so thunder is caused by massive amount of static electricity"
"no idiot it's caused by that thunder god over there"
"you still believe gods and youkai exist? are you a child?"
"The thunder god is literally standing right there!"
"no it isn't"
ZUN exblain pls
Eli Morales
Goddamn Satori is such a fucking badass
Aiden Hall
There was definitely human-youkai interactions around that time, as ZUN directly references the works of Lafcadio Hearn which were contemporary to the Meiji Restoration.
Jose Russell
>Yukari would have probably gotten a good idea of what was causing humans to stop believing in them
Yes, this is why she created Gensokyo, Yukari cant stop technological progress over the entire world, and even if she did, humans would eventually progress to that point again. even if she won in a war against japan it wouldnt solve the belief problem, so she gathered other powerful beings and they created Gensokyo. Gensokyo has humans as a minority and they are constantly being watched by spies everywhere, so that they will never have a problem.
Thomas Scott
>either literally (which desu is cooler)
of course not. the entire point is that most of modern civilization lost faith and belief which is vital for gods and yokai to exist granted there are some niche spaces outside where gods and yokai can exist. that's the reason why the villager's are peasants and why technology is mostly kept away from them
Aaron Garcia
Pants are shown and it's already seen.
Thomas Roberts
And even that's starting to fail as the Moriya Shrine slowly boils the frog beneath them, so to speak.
Andrew Hughes
What the heck are you talking about?
Logan Gray
Even if there was a war, how would the Youkai lose? a 2hu like Yuuka has enough destructive power to level fucking new york on her own. Makai, a massive realm full of giant cities and castles, was reduced to a barren wasteland after Yuuka "played around" with it. and this was a time when all the sages were gathered, so its not just one person who would be fighting japan.
Anthony Ramirez
>Jesus is the son of God
>no he's not
>he just performed a miracle
>no he didn't
>the president is a criminal
>no he's not
>he just admitted his crime
>no he didn't
Jack Reyes
Same reason the youkai lost the war against the Lunarians; it wasn't in her interest to fight. For this situation in particular, it really wasn't in her interest to fight since she relied on foreign shipments and plantings for her sunflower field to exist.
It's possible the reason she's so anal about them is because with contact to the outside world cut off, they've literally become irreplaceable.
Christian Garcia
wasnt the Lunarian-Youkai war just 4d chess by Yukari? didnt she intend to lose on purpose for some reason?
Jason Gray
To show the Youkai that they weren't invincible anymore as well as remind the Lunarians that they were on borrowed time.
Luis Anderson
So......
Brandon Walker
Maybe The World spirit has chosen humans as it's favourite just like in chink Xianxia novels.
That's why even Moonniggers fear them, humans are petty and weak but the moment you touch them the entire universe will run up your ass.
Anthony Davis
Yukari didn't need to keep the entire world superstitious or else Gensokyo wouldn't work at all as the combined unbelief would come crashing down on it. Just Japan, or a part of Japan, which was becoming increasingly influenced by the West to the point that keeping it all under wraps would have been unfeasable. It's why new Youkai crash into Gensokyo periodically as more and more regions around become rationalist; like the SDM which was fine up until it wasn't.
Tyler Harris
FUCK LUNARIANS.
Justin Jackson
Moonnigers "are" humans. Humans in deep, deep denial about it after they played god and the celestial FBI are preparing to go through the door and arrest them.
Ian Diaz
Humans are the strongest, not with their own natural abilities, but with their technology.
Pic related
Nicholas Evans
yumemi is not a human tho
Jaxon Hall
What is she then?
James Butler
an alien
Sebastian Russell
Yes she is you absolute dolt
Ayden Thompson
a human alien!
Kevin Evans
Can anyone stop them? They completely dominated the grand prix.
Nathaniel Moore
Holy fucking shit. You fucking retarded dumbass.
The barrier wasn't set up because youkai were losing to artillery (fucking lmao). It was made because humans were losing faith in the supernatural as science progressed.
Don't post ever again.
Josiah Miller
Nothing will ever top their dating skit
Landon Adams
Read the entire post nigga
> in a metaphorical sense as industrialization took the fears and awe toward the Empire and away from both the samurai, which had just been BTFO by Gatling guns and artillery, and the youkai.
The war killed Feudal Japan, which is what Youkai needed to exist.
Owen Mitchell
Death sentence!
Ryan Torres
goblin
Camden Flores
Kani
Dominic Turner
gobliin
Brody Rodriguez
So what's the over/under on Reitaisai getting delayed due to Corona.
Adrian Torres
That goddamn spider cant keep getting away with it.
Thomas Kelly
Yes. Even the great Youkai Sage is a spy of humans.
We humans truly are the strongest
Julian Wood
youtube.com
It's been 1 million years
Charles Kelly
This reminds me of an idea for a Touhou story I had centered on a character based off Thomas Glover, based on the premise that the historical figure he's based on basically introduced modern science to Japan, so he could indirectly responsible for Gensoyko.
He was also involved in the foundation of Kirin Beer for additional ZUN-friendliness, with a legend being that the Kirin used in the labeling has a mustache based on his own.
Angel Moore
I guess 1 minute of fucking nothing is better than 0 minutes of fucking nothing.
Grayson Davis
Four years per episode to make some of the prettiest environment art around
anonfile.com
Thanks for banning image uploads from my IP gookmoot, still not buying your fucking pass
Jacob Torres
This anime shits all over Memories of Phantasm, it's not even funny
Robert Cooper
Memories of Phantasm is only good for tits.
Grayson Adams
>Thanks for banning image uploads from my IP gookmoot
you're still fucked? It's gone for me though I'm not sure if it's just a lucky ip change or ban lift
Ryan Martinez
Who?
And ZUN likes to reference his obscure westerners in Japan in the CDs.
Adrian Butler
It's hard to be worse when MoP feels like someone read the manual to a couple of the games and filled in the characterization with IOSYS memes.
They couldn't even manage to get Cirno right.
Oliver Russell
>that magus night arrange from the IN episodes
I need it.
Lincoln Foster
But duuude, you have Remilia and Flandre fighting, and Komachi hitting Eiki with her boobs, and hotspring scenes, isn't that EPIC and FUNNY?
Dominic Hernandez
Eiki is TALL and NOT insecure!
Jack Moore
Is there some obligation to accurately represent the games that I'm not aware of?
Cooper Ward
>en.wikipedia.org
He's a merchant that gave Japan railroads, warships, guns, mining equipment, and beer.
The story would have involved not!him giving these things (kinda) to the fairies.
It would have largely gone as well as you would expect it to.
Josiah Wright
Accuracy to the games wasn't the issue. It was accuracy to the characters, of which only Reimu didn't feel like she had been distilled through a dozen memes and references.
Xavier Hernandez
I do like a lot of their music, especially the background stuff during the episodes themselves. There's this great slow mix of Deaf To All But The Song in the phantasmagoria episode that I always come back to.
youtu.be
Michael Bailey
You can like what you want but I don't think that obligation exists either.
Logan Torres
>The story would have involved not!him giving these things (kinda) to the fairies.
uh oh
Lincoln Torres
wouldn't it fit more to give it to kappas?
John Jackson
That wouldn't be nearly as funny.
Justin Adams
If you don't your fanime is as good as the toilet paper i wipe my crusty asshole with
Nathaniel Rodriguez
eh! no pantsu!
Jace Jenkins
Depends on who's the player character.
Jordan Collins
>Yumemi comes to Gensokyo to study magic
>Runs into Cirno
>She tells Cirno she will grant her a wish if she helps her study magic, Cirno agrees
>afterwards Yumemi asks Cirno what her wish is, she asks to be stronger
>Yumemi injects Cirno with NANOMACHINES which give her access to artificial magic as well as improving all her physical abilities
make it happen
Justin Bell
Jace Bailey
What's their relationship, anyway?
Hudson Gonzalez
>spoiler
does she turn off her pain inhibitors as well?
Juan Hall
>If so, care to help me out?
Josiah Bennett
That's literally HSiFS though.
Caleb Reed
oh shit, i had forgotten about HSiFS.
why did all the newhus suck in that game?
Chase Roberts
We got Auun and Okina, though.
Nathaniel Roberts
it's because of your bad taste
Sebastian Murphy
so 2 out of the whole game.
i guess eternity is kinda memorable but nobody cares about jizo girl and swamp hag
Xavier Garcia
The basic idea is a history savant has a run-in with the fairies upon being dropped into Gensokyo and after some relatively harmless pranks, is given a vague recollection of Dolls of Pesudo Paradise (the one where outsiders were left at the mercy of youkai) and Perfect Memento in Strict Sense (the one where it's okay to abuse fairies), leading them to believe that youkai are animals, while the Human Villagers savages in need of a friendly serving of Colonialism, using their skills to identify and refurbish left-behind WW2 ordinance like a Rinnosuke that knows what he's doing in order to formulate a plan that would turn the Village into the surface of the moon.
Since it's fairies doing all of this, nobody is the wiser when they poke around old sections of railroad, rusty metal tubes, and detonate the occasional 80-year old bomb, and it isn't until reports of a farmer losing his hands (not from the fairies, mind) the day after attacking a fairy that Reimu gets the idea something might be up, with Sakuya tagging along after the SDM suspects some maids are also part of something.
What ensures is your standard incident beginning with fairies using implausibly sophisticated equipment, middling with the usual unrelated youkai, and ending with a fight with Cirno on an ego-high after it looks like a fairy kingdom might become a reality and the not!Glover engaging the heroines on an explosive battlefield, possibly in a tank, only to embarrassingly fizzle out midway through since it's all based on 80-year old technology maintained by fairies.
Village is mostly unharmed by the duds but scared stiff and attribute the events to youkai, Reimu learns that (some) fairies have feelings too and makes it explicit that the spellcard rules include fairies in the "no kill plz" clause, and the Glove has to babysit Cirno now, making everyone a little happy.
It's later revealed the entire thing was a ploy by the sages to get humans to fear youkai more.
Jonathan Green
>secondaries
All non Japanese language based fans are tertiaries, by definition. You fucking pathetic pseudo elitist.
Ian Cox
okina is a lazy mix of yukari and junko
Jack Howard
Haglovers are scum. Yea Forums is a lolicon website.
Christian Hill
that settles it, post old ladies
Juan Hernandez
wouldnt fighting any incident resolver in a tank basically be suicide? a tank would never be able to even come close to hitting them, and its basically a sitting duck, it cant move fast enough to dodge magic.
i know there was a tank in PC98 but it was a MAGIC tank
Caleb Butler
>Reimu learns that (some) fairies have feelings too
I feel like it would just make Reimu want to exterminate them all instead
Joseph Sanders
I wonder how strong Evil Eye Sigma is compared to other 2hus
James Torres
Don't forget Koishi.
Parker Martinez
tank enhanced by collective fairy magic
Brody Mitchell
Who?
James Parker
Fairies suck at magic though
Noah Gomez
>NOOOOOOOO STOP BEING AN EXCLUSIONARY ELITLIST, YOU'RE A PRIMARY ONLY IF YOU READ MOONRUNES
Kayden Mitchell
yea but if you combine the power of a lot of fairies I assume you could get a decent magic shield
Jacob Morgan
>by definition
and what that definition is?
Christian Johnson
Dunno.
Julian Howard
>7 points
Logan Rivera
NOW BEHOLD, THE FEARED MISTRESS OF THE SCARLET DEVIL MANSION
Jose Cooper
Jeremiah Jones
Jacob White
Snacket delish munchsion
Andrew Murphy
>wouldnt fighting any incident resolver in a tank basically be suicide? a tank would never be able to even come close to hitting them, and its basically a sitting duck, it cant move fast enough to dodge magic.
Magic is nonlethal for the most part, and I doubt it would be able to penetrate a tank's armor if you hit it, meanwhile the incident solvers would have the problem dodging not mattering since the explosion would hurt anyone close to it
Michael Miller
Well are you paying?
Jacob King
Yea Forums is a hag website.
Josiah Lopez
Scary!
Juan Cruz
>magic is nonlethal
Only Danmaku is nonlethal, actual magic is fully lethal
also the incident resolver would be flying, hows the tank supposed to hit them?
Liam Williams
you act as if Reimu hasn't fought a tank before
Brody Bell
it was a MAGICAL tank
Daniel Miller
I ordered a pineapple pizza tho
Asher Jenkins
It's all spellcard-based fun. Just like how Sakuya's knives won't give her opponents the consistency of being put through a woodchipper.
The tank in question would have been the legendary OI-Tank, big beefy Gradius-style SHMUP boss with multiple turrets to destroy; it really was made and lost, and like all things that are lost and forgotten, it ended up in Gensokyo!
Visionary Fairies in Shrine shows that she can be tough, but fair toward them. Not to mention having the goodwill of someone who is capable of making the fairies channel their mischief productively would be a boon on the shrine.
Caleb Hernandez
Kevin Bell
You came to the wrong house doggo
Cooper Turner
>picrelated has a prototype built in some secret base thats never discovered
>the world believes that the tank could never have been built
>it ends up in Gensokyo
Jackson Murphy
>Visionary Fairies in Shrine shows that she can be tough, but fair toward them
yea but she only grew to respect them over time and it was due to them being helpful
>Not to mention having the goodwill of someone who is capable of making the fairies channel their mischief productively would be a boon on the shrine
now this I can imagine
Kevin Gonzalez
>ordering pizza so you can exterminate the delivery youkai
When will Reimu's rampage end?
William Torres
also wouldn't a tank breach the spellcard rules since it uses real ammunition?
Zachary Nelson
Most 2hus could probably just put up a barrier/shield.
Dylan Long
When she becomes a youkai herself.
Mason Mitchell
Nathan Williams
that assumes that they're aware of it
David Hughes
great thing she has better lore than both of them
Kevin Williams
They know what guns are, and Reimu has fought tanks before spell card rules existed.
Eli Peterson
is Shiva the strongest god? or is there some really obscure god from some ancient texts nobodies ever heard of.
Bentley Anderson
Heca's stronger than anyone in Gensokyo so she's probably the strongest.
Otherwise: Okina is a form of Shiva, thus probably qualifies for the second thing. It's unclear whether her dimension is within Gensokyo or not.
2hu power levels are pointless though, don't think about it.
Brandon Fisher
What class is he?
Christian Young
i was talking about religious powerlevels, not 2hu powerlevels. isnt Okina Shiva's universe ending form?
Alexander Jackson
Most of the rounds would have to be exchanged for magical substitutes based on the assumption they would be 80 years old and trying to fire them out of a tank would be no bueno.
And some side material about either Cirno telling them to go easy on Reimu/Marisa, and the maids doing the same for Sakuya. Cirno wouldn't want to stop being invited to the cook-outs.
Cooper Reed
Finally someone said it.
Grayson Gutierrez
here, here
Juan Peterson
Cirno would probably explain spell card rules to him, if he uses real ammunition, then Reimu is going to use actual magic instead of Danmaku.
Lucas Ward
Mouse is so much more precise once you get the hand of the wrist motions. Why limit yourself to four directions?
Sebastian Wilson
Royal Guard/Magician hybrid
Aaron Campbell
You mean, actual divine miracles.
Benjamin Miller
Mother and daughter
Jonathan Perry
Same thing
Parker Morris
They are NOT the same thing!
Leo Lewis
Shut up, youkai shrine maiden
John Thomas
prepare to be exterminated
Ryder Hernandez
why does touhou attract so much seething from fans of other *cough* lesser *cough* game franchises? is it jealousy or dilation procedures going wrong?
Mason Jones
Only if it's no more deft than a six-ton crane or a Ferris wheel that chugs and roars from diesel engines, spewing out clouds of smog.
Gavin Fisher
>Touhou 16
>Cirno
>(with a tan)
but why
Thomas Jackson
because she's a summer fairy now
William Roberts
He's gotten much better at drawing, or he's just found better stuff to trace, or probably both. I love his music, overall good work is pretty remarkable.
James Perry
But why not?
Cooper Turner
Because it's top-tier moe
Ethan Rivera
The gameplay sucks
The music sucks
The characters suck
The art sucks
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE TOUHOU SO MUCH?! I JUST DON’T GET IT!
Connor White
Fear.
Ethan Wilson
Jack Lewis
You are the only person to respond to the weakest bait of all time, congrats.
Christopher Ward
any soku hosts?
Jack Adams
I thought he made her like that 'cause "lul she's a nigger XDDD"
Blake Brooks
We have low standards, snob.
Josiah Thomas
Carter Miller
None of these is true e-except the art I g-guess
Xavier Sullivan
Post ZUNart
Wyatt Anderson
post lewd zun art
Carter Walker
Christopher Peterson
Fuck Mima, when's Shingyoku?
Adam Price
Why is C86 and C90 the same image?
Hudson Adams
Yea Forums touhou threads are basically the best places on the internet to actually discuss anything touhou related but holy shit farming (You)s on you retards has to be like taking a baby from a candy. You respond to the lowest, shittiest most primitive baits I've ever seen. And do it every single thread without failure.
Zachary Fisher
Fuck you. The arts are good meme materials
Grayson Hernandez
yeah but I'm not paying the tip, enjoy getting fired because your boss didn't want to pay the difference
Ethan Diaz
I'm quite certain the answer has something to do with beer
Carson Hernandez
Shut up Zalgo Hina.
Jackson Thomas
Canon
Not actually canon
Jaxson Garcia
So how do lunarian gain more of them if they hate life and dead, surely they can't reproduce because it would be "impure" or "heresy" to them right?
Leo Sullivan
*Dies multiple times in her fight*
Spell card battles arent very fair for Houraisen, they have to hold back while their opponent doesn't.
Jaxon Ortiz
I sometimes do it to bump
Joseph Cruz
nobody ever dies so they dont need to increase their population.
Lucas Hall
They are hypocrites and assholes
Sebastian Phillips
WHAT DID YOU CALL MEEE?
you're better than this, user
Jace Nguyen
ok
Gavin Foster
They're inbreds that consider fucking their cousins/aunts pure
Toyohime married her sister's son
Ethan Garcia
>surely they can't reproduce
Toyohime's son is shagging her own aunt you baka.
Luis Nelson
Zalgo Hina.
Easton Barnes
Wait what?
I only read silent sinner in blue and been trying to read fairy manga. Is this real? ZUN unironically put incest in his work? damn
Gabriel Perez
Why is Shinmyoumaru?
Nathaniel Walker
so adorable?
Samuel Bailey
It's the mythology they're based on
Brayden Lewis
Imagine mythology without incent. What a boring dofus.
Xavier Perry
You only mention fucking and not reproduction
Brayden King
>Toyohime's son
Hudson Ward
What do you think happens when two people fuck?
Luke Green
Samuel Gray
I like how people constantly downplay her role in Touhou. She's supposed to be evil, but all I see is people drawing pictures of her where they make her cute.
Juan Torres
there are plenty of 2hus with weird sexual aspects to them
John Rivera
She goes to Reimu's place and cleans it up. she then makes Reimu a tiny kimono as a gift.
Christopher Phillips
How tall is shimmy supposed to be? I see some people say super tiny while some say as tall as a small child
Jaxon Anderson
>mythology
Wait really? I though ZUN just made new these two as new characters unlike other 2hus like Junko or hecatia. Anyway quick rundown for them?
Anthony Hall
Their kids weren't born out of rocks you fool
My sides
Jackson Wright
to be fair Yorihime really feels like a donut steel OC
Jack Smith
small enough to fit in a bowl
Owen Howard
a couple inches tall, she can use the mallet to make herself bigger though.
Parker Davis
Imagine getting into series about Japanese mythology without knowing Japanese mythology. Read the wiki and print works.
Bentley Carter
Eirin: "The two princesses were my distant relatives. To put it in human terms, one was the wife of a grandnephew of mine, while the other was the wife of their son"
source: Cage in Lunatic Runagate, First Chapter
This is based on actual mythology, can't blame Zun
Henry Brooks
Lucas Phillips
I don't buy it
Dylan Phillips
I wish more artists had as much soul as ZUN
Bentley Mitchell
How the hell is Shinmyoumaru evil?
Adrian Myers
She's not very popular, is she?
Cameron Bell
Hag vagina
Haggina
Justin Bennett
Jason Ortiz
People only buy the dolls because they want to use it as an onahole.
Ryan Richardson
Hey if she was selling copies of mayumi I'd buy one
John Peterson
She was hanging out with Seija and then there's all the bad shit depicted in The Grimoire of Usami.
Camden Morales
Alice is a true /ic/tard, tapping into that coomer art economy. I wonder if she does furry dolls for the faggots out there.
Jayden Young
we all have our low points
Alexander Robinson
Its all Seija's fault, not hers. deep down shes good.
Nathaniel Allen
sneedhou
Robert Gonzalez
The semen drip out of the girls (guys) ass?
Landon Martinez
tewi chungus
Lincoln Bennett
What most people get tripped up on is the difference between sin and purity. Lunarians are all deep sinners, but that doesn't matter so long as the sin doesn't directly lead to an impure situation, like death, blood, or disease. What they don't seem to comprehend is that ALL sin leads to impurity in the long run, and whenever they act like a dick they're inviting karma to drop a fairy invasion on them.
Carson Collins
>"2nd hand" sign cut off to the left with sanae doll
>literal used goods
ayy lmao
Christopher Rodriguez
I NEED bodypillows with ZUNart
Jordan Watson
Is incest really a sin if they're genetically perfect?
William Allen
Yes.
Aaron Murphy
>Selling Funerary Dolls
That was a stupid idea.
Nolan Perez
LoLK 2: Clownpiece rapes everyone when?
Andrew Harris
Nathan Johnson
wait a moment.
if they're immortal then what's the point of the hourai elixir. furthermore why did kaguya drink it if she already can't die
Justin Gomez
They just dont age, thats it. they will still die if you shoot them with a bunch of magic.
Bentley Cook
What the fuck Yukari?
Asher Sullivan
The day when desperate Keiki will start selling her lewds is near. I will buy at least three albums!
Ian Jackson
I love the concept of buying lewd art from the character in the art
Jack Morris
They can still die. The drug make them truly immortal
David Martin
she should sell gachimuchi merch
Christian Lewis
They're not immortal, they just have an extremely long lifespan, and they are quite advanced in the medical field, but they can still die
Leo Cook
Priest/Monk (drunken fist style)
Jeremiah Ramirez
>new 2hu thread is up
>it's bait
Why.