ITT: Worst Castlemania Ever
Castlekino
Sleep tight, boner
SOMA LOOK OUT
>someone saved my shitty OC
Y-yay?
I haven't gotten into Castlevania until very recently. Why is Creaking Skull a meme? Is it just because he's kind of a lazily-designed boss?
Angrier bones
Aria of Sorrow REMAKE, highest production value of any castlevania game ever bundled with a brand new Battle of 1999 CLASSICvania and a PORT of Dawn of Sorrow with no touch/dual screen bs for PC, PS4/XB1 and Switch.
This is the way to bring CV back imo.
Skeletons are funny. Creaky is a big skeleton for you, and therefore he's big funny.
wondrous
you are killing me user, i cant breath
You promised me bosoms user. These are NOT BOSOMS.
Should Creaking Skull be in Battle of 1999 and if so how would he appear? Do we see his lower body or is he eternally a crawler
kek
I got you, senpai.
Now we're in business.
Who's the left bitch
Canela from Dusk of Vengeance
Cinnamon roll
Lunatic no!
Some OC from a bad porn game that fags keep trying to force in Castlevania threads.
Considering Season 3 drops in two days, I'm surprised at the lack of Netflix shitposting.
let him rest
that's such a cool boss reveal for the series, the none meme one
People don't want to remember that though the imminent controversies about them making their own plot about the series will have its effects soon...
I knew it had a trailer, but I didn't know it was in two days. Thanks.
Yes as a crawler
Will it still be about Trevor?
I guess?
>tfw no Bloodletting
>tfw no preteen Maria hentai
This was so satisfying after that fucker gave me such a hard time. Pure definition of a casual filter boss.
i was playing my ds on a public train and whooped like a black kid at rap battle when i dropped the elevator
fucking majestic
Does Miriam's game get better? I'm not fond of the mouse controls.
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I just got done with Curse of Darkness
I hope they do my boy Hector justice because so far they've made him Carmilla's little bitch
And I love action games that let you sit. SotN and DoS let you sit too
>I will never play Aria for the first time again and end up spending the entire afternoon running around Dracula's castle without a care in the world
Fuck ninja gaiden.
Why yes, I would fuck Ayane.
i don't swing that way, and you should know his name is actually "ryu"
If Carmilla starts rambling about "manchildren" again I'm gonna strangle Warren Ellis, that fat fucking hack.
Who was in the wrong
Do I have to beat the game first?
>upset that the villain has viewpoints you disagree with
user, she's meant to be even less sympathetic than fucking Dracula.
Soma
This thread is gold. I'm saving all these.
thanks reddit
Save it, it's all yours my friend :DDD
He big boned
Based
Does anyone have that one greentext saved? The one where Creaking Skull is the remains of a giant who fought against Dracula
>Those are not bosoms
???
4u
>phoneposter
Absolutely disgusting.
God damn it Charlotte makes me unreasonably horny
Whoever designed her really knew how to deliver the perfect teenage witch
i wish i was half as talented of an artist as you
>Considering Season 3 drops in two days, I'm surprised at the lack of Netflix shitposting.
I'm not watching a feminist boring cartoon made by a pajeet fedora tipper who knows NOTHING about Castlevania and at the same time has nothing to do with Castlevania outside of characters
>Feminism lol!
>Dude lesbian vampires!
>Cringe OC's
>No exploration
>Barely any action
>Isaac is black
>No character development, sypha is "muh stronk womyn" Trevor is still an idiot and alucard an edgy teenager
>Trevor's protagonist ended at CV3 yet the new season based on curse of darkness still has the main trio as protagonists AGAIN instead of making Hector the protagonist, you know the MAIN CHARACTER IN CURSE OF DARKNESS!?
>Manchildren!
>Lol church bad!
>Julia will probably have an ugly design
>Will probably not feature Hector vs Isaac
>Oh and I forgot "dude gay Isaac lmao, Hector we should kiss!"
I hate what that pajeet did to my favorite franchise, I'll never not be mad
And yes, I have played ALL Castlevania games, and it's been my favorite since I was 8 (I'm 24)
This thread makes me happy, why can't Yea Forums be more like this again?
I have all 6 DS + GBA games in physical form and I will be keeping them until I die.
I had the DS trilogy back in the day, I remember how excited I was when I got Por with my DS in Christmas back in 2006, I what my pants when I got dos in 2007 and ooe when it released, I also has cotm, good times
>Adjust brightness until image is just barely visible
Aria of Sorrow is better than Symphony of the Night.
And Bloodstained is better than both
In terms of girls, yeah
Most of my castlevania folder is of this fucking skeleton
That's the magic of Boneposting.
I'll post some of what I have after I run out of Creaking skull images
Best girl
bless you for posting this silly meme that I love so much
I'm gonna miss this stupid board once I'm old fuck
Who is more powerful, Creaking Skull, or Skeletron PRIME?
Anyone care to explain why Creaking Skull has become a meme 15 years late?
Because AoS is the worst castlemania
after 15 years in devleopment, hopefully it would've been worth the wait
I don't understand the concept of love
Your guess is as good mine.
It was a meme to always start castlevania discussions with OP's image. I can't remember the flashpoint of it all but someone started to edit screenshots of creaking skull and the rest is history
I've posted all I can for now. I just want to say, it's been real, thanks for the creaking skull pics and I hope you all have a good night [/spoilker]
Some dude started posting "worst castlemania" with that pic
And he did it for so long that people started making edits
ludo
got the colored version?
Fucking A
Preach!
Wait is the show that bad?
It has some good moments, but it's pretty ham-handed at times, and its pacing gets worse as the series goes on.
Also, it turns out that Ellis didn't research a thing and apparently didn't even understand the things he was going off of from memory regarding movies, so the good parts were from pure luck. bleedingcool.com
Nah, a lot of what he said are nit picks. I'm not gonna bullshit and say I've played every Castlevania, but I've played many of them and I really enjoy the show for the most part. They've taken some liberties, some paid off, others haven't, but for the most part it's got quality writing, and the choreography and animation and both surprisingly amazing. Some of the best fight scenes and highest quality animation I've seen
>Some of the best fight scenes and highest quality animation I've seen
No offense dude, but it was woefully lacking animation frames. It was like they only had the key frames for Episodes 7 and 8.
>launches you into spikes
Nothing instantly sends me into a rage more than seeing anything that resembles a medusa head in looks or movement pattern in a video game
youtube.com
I WANT JAIME MURRAY TO TICKLE MY MANCHILD BALLS
Is it this bad? Is there hope for the devil may cry anime? I've heard it's gonna be made by the same guy
She wants the Dante
There's a new DMC anime coming out?
>“quality writing”
Specific nags like quipping and modernized self-aware metahumor aside, the whole series seems like it can’t decide whether it’s fantasy or not.
It’s got magic and vampires and demons, but it got super fucking wishy-washy around the idea of having its own metaphysics. This is an adaptation spinning off from a series where all mythological bestiaries were accurate, souls definitively exist, Belmonts regularly bash monsters with crosses that make them explode in a pillar of light, and at least one protagonist makes a journey into literal hell. Watching Alucard toss atheist jabs and go on spiels about his dad being a wise science man while holy power is just misunderstood magic rituals(?) and vampires are just a put-upon, life-challenged minority feels like the writers had to compromise between the fantasy-Christian foundations of the namesake and the militant fedoras on the team by showcasing a selection of trappings from the Castlevania franchise while replacing their context with an incompatible secular tone and/or universe.
tl;dr it’s the perfect show for Yea Forums and Tumblr, but it’s a mess from the perspective of an autistic Yea Forums-/tg/ weeb like myself.
My Castlevania folder is named Castlemania because of this shit.
The S3 trailer made me think either Ellis' dumb luck ran out or there's nobody left to keep him somewhat in check. Seems to lean more heavily on his ramblings/OC with Castlevania-ish set pieces/props.
Playing OoE, why the FUCK is this stupid crab boss so fucking strong? Do they really expect me to grind levels?
Hint: you’re fighting the building, not the crab.
OoE likes to kick your shit in more than other Iga games from my experience
That poor crab didn't do anything to you. He's just looking for his friend Shaw.
I hate that fucking sand fish. It’s not even an interesting fight and every time I think of it I lose the urge to replay OoE.
There's a lot of shit I don't like about OoE. I think it may be my least favorite Iga game, right about HoD
I know how to kill the crab but I can't even get to that part because it fucking four shots me and potions are shit for healing and expensive too
HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
>Still about Curse of Dracula Characters
>Hector is relegated to straight up deviant-art level fetish self insertism.
WHERE THE FUCK IS GRANT!?
This.
>Hector’s Lisalike human lover replaced with BSDM Camilla-harem vampire dom
Barf
Guess they had to shoehorn somebody into the Theon Greyjoy abused boy role for all the GameofThrooners watching
Metroid 1 and 2 got good remakes, are there remakes of the first few castlevania ?
Go on, laugh.
There's so many of those games i don't even know which are the good ones and which are the shit ones.
you'll be a good boy soon enough, kissless virgins
Konami’s too fucking lazy to do anything besides paid emulator “collections” and outsourced reboots