He calls Earthbound "Mother"

I call it the Mother trilogy because Earthbound doesn't fit as a name for Mother 3. The rest of that is obnoxious weeb shit.

unironically fucking based holy shit

>Mamoru
>Not Maguro
Don't you know the SQUID LORE?

These are all things that have no correct term in english.

>Dub uses honorifics

>nintendo releases mother 3 one day and calls it "Mother Earthbound"
How would you feel?

These are all things that don’t actually exist

The Mother trilogy should have been localized as:
Starbound
Earthbound
Homebound

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>yon channeru :DDDDD:D:DDDDD

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Actually, you know what, I'll be fair here.
>He calls Earthbound "Mother"
I get it, especially for older fans that played the Mother 3 fan translations when it came out. Also Earthbound Beginnings is almost as bad a name as Earthbound Zero was for Mother.
>He called Resident Evil "Biohazard"
Obnoxious, pretentious weeb territory, but I understand why some people do this. Resident Evil is a weird title, Biohazard makes more sense for the series as a whole. I'll personally keep calling it RE though out of habit.
>He calls Mega Man "Rockman"
I actually really sympathize with this one because Mega Man's arbitrary localization changes keeping the music naming convention for only half of the cast (fucking change Rock to Mega but keep Roll as Roll, what the fuck is this shit) pisses on my autism and I kind of wish they'd fix it.
I actually kind of loved how Archie Mega Man reconciled the two names.
>He calls Mario "Mamoru"
Nobody does this
>He calls Pokemon "Pocket Monsters
Nobody who matters or deserves human company does this

>He calls Mario "Mamoru"
I don't get this one, how do you get Mamoru from Mario?

I'm sorry you've never met a woman.

Mamoru is what Mario was called in Japan until they switched to Mario, same thing as King Koopa and Princess Toadstool to Bowser and Peach.

>he paid money to shitpost

Bullshit

Do you have a single fact to back that up? Googling "super mario mamoru" yields zero results suggesting your story is true.

>he calls niggers persons

Fuck that's actually pretty good.

>He calls Dr. Robotnik "Eggman"

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>He calls Eggman "Robotnik"

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I don't really understand why yanks online are so fucking insecure. If people can put up with you butchering English, you can put up with them referring to the names of things relative to the native title or localised version. So insufferable.
下げる。

>he calls wakeup "wakies"

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Robotnikchads like patrician Yume Nikki
Eggmankiddies like le meme manga

>He calls Jim Carey "Ivo"

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>He calls Metallix "Metal Sonic"

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>Yeah you know the three Mother games: Mother 1, Earthbound, and Mother 3
What retard does this? Do you still refer to FFIV and VI as II and III too?

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smashbrains are literally toddlers, wtf

>He calls Mother "Earthbound Zero"

>Game has had its character names localized for 15 years
>Booru S T I L L uses Japanese names
>Have to Wiki the Jap names just to find shit

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>He calls Jet Grind Radio "Jet Set Radio"

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Earthbound Origins, Earthbound, and Mother 3

I refer to Ace Attorney games as "Gyakuten Saiban" until they get localized titles.

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>>He calls Mario "Mamoru
wtf senpai

That's dumb as shit.

>he calls Blue "Green"

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>Character tag uses a Japanese transliteration despite officially being a western name.

actually he was called hammock-chan during the development of mario's first appearance which is donkey kong manga

>using "Dictator" when talking to another English-speaking player

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I know. I still learned Japanese and moved to Japan. And I can tell you I enjoy living here very much.

And no, I don't call series by their Japanese names when speaking in English. I do call them by their Japanese names when I talk in Japanese, duh.

>he calls the Genesis "Mega Drive"

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Special fuck you to Woolie

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SA1 did it right where they combined the lores, Robotnik was his name and "egg man" was Sonic's insult. Then SA2 onwards Sonic Team said fuck it and even he calls himself Dr. Eggman, and Robotnik as a name was slowly phased out into a footnote in Shadow's backstory.

>he calls the PSX "PS1"

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What is the correct name for the grey looking thing from before the PS2?

>he calls the Nintendo "EN-EE-ES"

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>Yanson

>Outrage culture exhausts him

Haven't you seen the latest podcasts? Woolie IS outrage culture now.

>he calls Fartboys 5 “Flatulence-Kun Faibu”

PlayStation. It's even labeled on the top for you.

It’s great that this got deconfirmed as a possibility by the official manga

>he google translates the titles of western games into japanese and uses that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSX_(digital_video_recorder)
Can't say I've ever seen anyone make such a mistake.

Game of Thrones actually made his smile and optimism gone.

As much as I like Resident Evil, it doesnt make sense for most of the titles. Biohazard is the better name

user, it was called the mega drive in every region other than America.

Welcome to Clown World.

>Kurara

What the fuck is a Mamoru?

>BRING BRING RAHOO! *1-up jingle played by shakuhachi*

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>Princess Toadstool
This one actually bothers me a lot. It works for it being her second name or whatever, but fuck, it weirds me out for some reason.

>King Koopa
This one, which makes no sense, I actually like; it's a bit based to call him that.
But we all know the bestest name off all will forever be "Browser"

Earthbound 0, Earthbound, Earthbound 2
get with it, gaijin.

Yeah, usually the people who call them those things get upset by anybody who doesn't. It's quite sad, really.

> guessies/messy guessies
> thinkies/thinkums
> jim
> cash battle
> daycare
> stallies
> lamies
> hand warmer
> toss ems
> night-night
> wakie
> shim shams
> versus
> huggies
those are all made up.

"Princess carry" is just a dumb name for bridal carry.

FUCK YOU.

Eggman is his shitposting pseudonym for when he has to meme about taking over the world just for Cassinos

Robotnik is when he has to be serious and go to social events where he threatens to turn billions of living things into cold robots for his own gain.

>Secret of Mana 2

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>He calls Cunny Gremlin "Pearl".

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>Earthbound
lol

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ACKCHEWUALLY Robotnik is his surname backwards. Ivo Kintobor.

> he calls the nintendo entertainment system "the nintendo"

I go back and forth between calling her Lana or Suiren.

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I think Suiren sounds much nicer than Lana for her.

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i'm not calling it earthbound 2 you inbred nigger

Hand warmer is actually real though.

Lanamama has a better flow than Suirenmama.

It was what it would have been called if they didn't can the N64 game and remake it for the GBA in the end year.

"people" who call Hime "Pearl" are a waste of oxygen and should be crushed to death in the most painful way possible

no, PlayStation is a brand.
"I played Crash on the PS" doesn't mean anything. It's the PS1.

>sonic comics lore
Oh god, please no, make it stop make it end

At least can we agree that Famicom sounds like the 50s is autistically trying to be the 80s?

How can you know there will a PlayStation 2 when you are the first one?
Just PlayStation

What about people who call Harumi "Pearl"?

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i dont do any of those things, can i still post pearl?

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