what's wrong with him? Is he gay?
What's wrong with him? Is he gay?
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no, but u r
He wants to touch Ada's gahoonas, not a child's.
he was after Hunnigan
cunny
yes, gay for krause
His ballsacks were already drained for a good month everytime he was around Ada, which meant he couldn't.
he has a very strong case of yellow fever
asian pusy
no way fag
Man just didn't want to do some overtime what's wrong with that?
As is the rule of ALL franchises a male character must always be in love with a piece of shit tier female. In Leon's case a cunt who is OLDER than him and is an old hag and in all their years of knowing each other has never sucked his dick. And finally Ada is the one responsible for ALL the monsters in the franchise since she sells all the viruses to different companies so they can even get any monster created in the first place. No Ada? No virus samples. God I hate the Leon/Ada bullshit it makes Leon look like the worst enabler faggot ever.
And worse it's obvious Ada is someone's Mary Sue waifu over at Capcom, strictly because she's a piece of shit Asian just like them.
He hates whores
LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
MY SISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Obviously with that haircut
NO WAY FAG
Chris is posting in this thread.
Leon is a fucking simp, Ada just keeps cucking him.
Also hannigan
You don't shit where you eat, user.
Doesn't wanna fuck his friend's daughter and also loves Ada.
you don't eat where you shit either
Don't be like this, user. It was an abusive relationship
>LEON, HEEEEEELPP!!
Ashley had a nice tight pussy
Leon "Only Asian Hags For This Pretty Fag" S. Kennedy
>Nope
>IF YOU DON'T BREED THE REDFIELD THEN THE REDFIELD BREEDS YOU, LEON. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
Porco dio...
are niggers worse than T-virus or G-virus zombies?
>THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS CHRIS DOES BARRY NEED TO TEACH YOU SEX ED AGAIN
Fucking your boss’ daughter after you just saved her ass from a cult is not a good look for you.
Chris has forced him to exclusively fuck Claire.
Yeah, because they're real.
i wish RE8 was a Jill/Leon game and Jill would cure leon's yellow fever by giving him her jill sandwich if you know what i mean
He's not gay, he's just well aware of how much hassle it would be to pork the president's daughter.
Realistically, it would probably be a bad idea to fuck the president's daughter.
Leon is the kind of guy who could have any woman he wanted. He doesn't need that headache.
i mean, the outbreak gets contained after awhile...
>Nope
Is Leon scared of niggers now?
Just beat this game for the first time and it was a fucking 10/10. Loved grouping enemies together, stunning one of them with a pistol, and then knocking back all of them with a roundhouse kick. Is Professional Mode worth trying out?
Whats the activation for the kick, i cant get it to trigger sometimes
Look for the stagger animation, one head shot or a few pop shots usually triggers it.
Kneecap one of your enemies, run up to them when they’re kneeling, and then proceed to roundhouse kick them.
Should I bother trying to shoot thrown axes? Or am I better off just running?
Step away from the keyboard, Chris.
>DOES BARRY NEED TO TEACH YOU SEX ED AGAIN
What did user meant by this
Yeah but sometimes theyll stagger and it wont give me the prompt
Likes superior asian pussy.
She's jailbait.
>she's twenty-
Doesn't matter, she's the President's daughter. She could be 45 years old and weigh three hundred pounds, and she'd still be jailbait.
You can actually knife them out of the air if you’re good enough.
Nice, this is my first 'horror' game because I have the heart and stomach of a pussy. But playing as someone as bad ass as Leon really calms a lot of tension in my gut. Thanks user.
>DOES BARRY NEED TO TEACH YOU SEX ED
Tell me more
No prob, user. Hope you have fun.
why do the japanese fill their games with sexual stuff andto pseudo-romances yet nobody ever has sex
It's funny.
No. He was being reasonable.
Ashley is the president's daughter. Also the daughter of his boss by association.
Leon already has enough trouble deciding between finally biting the bullet with Claire and chasing Ada endlessly across the globe. Why would he bring a third thot into the equation. Especially one that couldn't even give him the occasional little panty shot throughout her rescue as a show of appreciation for the giga chad saving her from an army of biological terrors and short Napoleonic monster men.
He's just loyal to Claire, and who can blame him? They are made for each other.
Yes. People are actively willing to fight against zombies. They welcome niggers with open arms.
Get off of Yea Forums already, Chris.
Is the remake of the first game good? Why is it faithful to the original but the remake of the second game is completely different?
NO
WAY
FAG
Ahh, the ever so scarce and near mythical "soul".
He hired them.
RE4 is chock full of it
Dude... Niggers were the first zombies in resident evil
Post No Way Fag
>thread is up as I'm listening to MrGstar321's Professional Walkthrough in the background
whoa
anyways, Sandy Cheeks
If you weren't getting your teeth kicked in on the normal setting Pro mode is going to feel 90% the same. The only real changes are that you dont get the body armor when you reach the island and the Helicopter barely helps you at all during that one part
>"YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS THE EASY WAY, LEON. TURN AROUND AND FACE TO THE WALL
I refuse, homosexual
what does it feel like getting pegged by Chris Redfield?
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
Look up release dates and there you have it. Yes the remake is good but I prefer to think of the remakes as "alternative" versions and not "definitive" ones.
>Implying he's the one on top
there's a good one with Link/Midna
>RE6
>Chris: Leon, she killed my whole squad and works for Neo Umbrella, did you know that?
>Leon: Yes
>Chris: And you are still going to protect her?
>Leon: ... Yes.
Wait a sec, she does the fist pump outisde of when you are going down to Mendez's trap?
she's underage!
He's earned it.
She is a college student.
Not with those ballistics.
I was going to say ask Jill, but sadly I don't think she knows either
>what does it feel like getting pegged by Chris Redfield?
Questions like this are why killing Wesker that early was a mistake
>Leon is Secret Service
>fucking your boss' daughter
I think Leon just didn't want to get sent on a suicide missions or arrested on false treason charges.
That's kind of hot
Ashley is underage, and he isn't a pedo.
>Ashley is underage
She’s not. She’s in her early twenties.
What the actual fuck
I was Leon in that scene a couple of times in my life
Yes, every capcom character except DmC Dante is gay
Your gay
did you pull a "NO WAY FAG" or did you go with it?
>Ashley is underage
that pussy's in its prime m0
Real talk though, is Dante an absolute Chad or is he an ultra virgin? I really can't figure him out, it's like he's walking a fine line that's right in between 2 extremes
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
Yes
Alright, let me rephrase it then
Is he (or did he, in his youth at least) absolutely drown in pussy, or is he a virgin?
The only versions of Dante to get laid were DMC3 and DmC
yes, but try a different weapon layout for professional, so it feels different.
The first handgun is really not that bad, that x5 headshot chance also works on the plagas
affirmative, heterosexual
Donte got with strippers, though. They were probably carrying diseases and shit.
You sound like a fag. DMC3 Dante probably fucked demons who made him autistic in DMC4
No, but Chris is.
He prefers Claire or should prefer Claire. If he prefers Ada, then he has a small penis since Chinese women are used to them.
worse... he's got yellow fever
>there will never be a Luis DLC where you get to find out what that little fuckface was doing when he ditched you
Yes I'm buttmad
>it’s the DmCfag
Should’ve figured as much. And technically, DMC3 Dante was canonically set before DMC1 Dante so that doesn’t even make sense.
This is my favorite one
I can't exactly imagine it being a smart idea to get sexually involved with the current President's child.
>FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LI----------
Dante was a gay autist in DMC1 too
Where should I start if I have PC that can finally run the majority of this series? I've never played them before.
He’s so fucking cool.
That's adorable.
Or an underage girl.
This Leon guy sounds a man of impeccable taste.
>he’s still going at it
Don’t you have a DmC thread to fuck off t-
Oh, wait.
Never be a girl's first, or her last.
1,3,4,5, DmC for curiosity (should roll through it if you are apt with any of those), 2 if you want a laugh.
RE4 Leon is like the perfect balance between cheesy and cool. I don’t know how he does it.
I've taken three virginities and have no intention of stopping
RE7 works as a standalone entry and introduction point. If you enjoy that then you can play RE1 remake. I would recommend the original instead though if you don't mind finding a download for it + fan fixes.
I should also add I own a Switch as well, but I feel like they'll probably play better on PC. The reason I ask where to start is because I see there is REMake, and then Resident Evil HD. Not sure about game order.
I always lose at oxidating.
I thought that was Leon, but is it DmC?
Finding a download for free or purchase? What's the advantage of playing the orginal over the remake. Also is there a difference between REmake and RE HD?
Oh make sure it's gold edition. RE7 feels barebones as hell without the extra content.
>wanting rat faced, elephant eared children
no wonder why the world is ending right now
Smalltimers just dont get it
How can he be gay if he said 'no way fag'?
It's good but it is by no means the masterpiece that people claim it to be, it has problems.
Just look at that hair. Of course he is.
The remake makes lots of changes to the gameplay, item placement, enemy placement, adds new areas, small story changes. This all can be said even more so for RE2 and it's remake. To the point where I consider them completely different games at that point as do others. Unfortunately Capcom haven't bothered with making the classics available anywhere so you have to track down a free download. The ones I do have are for RE2 and 3.
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fuck off tripfag
Exactly.
He's just doing his job, user. He can't compromise the mission, please understand.
Fuck off, Chris is based
>user is clearly asking for RE games
>posts this
Thanks for confirming that DmCfags are autistic.
Is Gold the Deluxe? I found it for $17. Thanks for the other two, I'll see about finding the first one.
Chris is that you?
Its been ages since you last showed me how to punch a boulder
He already has a girlfriend.
Ada
fucking a underage girl is always a good idea providing it doesn't get you killed or in jail
>still proving me right
This is the only correct answer in the thread.
It's the president's daughter for fuck's sake. Most dangerous pussy there is. If you guys are horny go fuck whores. It's much, much cheaper.
He has better taste
Leon is probably my ideal video game action hero, though Uncle Dante's not too far off.
>banging Ashley
such low standards
based list
>they hated him because he told the truth
Except one ;_;
>samefagging
He prefers Asian pussy, and pussy that isn't of the teenager variety.
1. You don't fuck your charge; this goes triple when your boss is one of the most powerful people on the planet
2. He's got his heart set on someone else
3. Who would want to fuck Ashley anyway? Not that Ada is much better
why was Krauser put in like it was a twist when he was an original character for the game?
Ashley is shallow and probably boring as shit
canonically, Chris cannot have children because all the steroid have atrophied his testicles
imagine that rack in a Rem4ke
It's not a twist, they were trying to sow a backstory between him and Leon so he wasn't just some random guy.
Which he still technically is considering he basically exclusively shows up in chapter 5.
His heart belongs to someone else
>canonically
Source, faggot
there's only one canon relationship and it's rebecca x jill
sorry Yea Forums I don't make the rules
>is he gay?
Yes, but not because he doesn't want to fuck Ashley
This, make Chris eternally seethe by watching her bff be happy
She was out of his sight at least 3 times for hours with a bunch or horny spaniards. Like he's touching that.
>It's the president's daughter for fuck's sake
This is legit the only reason though. I don't care what Adafags say, no amount of yellow fever could ever get in the way turning down prime pussy being thrown at you like that.
God, I never saw a larger collection of unfunny troglodytes in a single place.
Truly, the RE fanbase is on of the worst.
No one talks about how bad the RE fanbase is, because it's not super autistic. At least not in an obvious way like Sonic or Undertale. But RE fans are all low IQ windowlickers. I swear to god. It's a dedicated, strong fan based of retards.
Final question everyone, should I just jump in with Resident Evil Origins collection? Do they go on sale often? At the moment I've found it for $18.03
shut the fuck up you fag
Seethe harder, faggot
If you are going to be a fag and post DmC, at least post the DE, or do you actually believe the original is better than the one with the fixes?
If you want jokes give us better material to work with than the one millionth "LOL WHY NO FUCK IS LEON THE GAY?" thread ever made.
anyone?
Based Rebecca putting the faggots on their place
If you want to, I guess, thats pretty cheap for1 great game and a half. Remake is the best the series has to offer while 0 is less than stellar, so maybe it balances out?
Either way it was a lot better than DMC4
that was a pic of (you)
Well, Krauser has put this ahegao face in him, You tell me, user
Underrated entry.
>it's obvious Ada is someone's Mary Sue waifu over at Capcom
this is the entirety of her character
it's pretty obvious what was wrong with leon
>Is he gay?
yes. any problem with that, breeder?
SHOT
SHOT
SHOT
GUNSH-SH-SHO-SHOT
'gook corporate whore' is not good taste
Nope, that one too. They canonically had sex some time between 4 and Damnation.
Yes, faggots have a mental disease because you were all molested as children and now you have to convince everyone else that Uncle Mike's cock in your ass didn't reprogram your brain to lust after other drug addicted male rape victims.
Breeding is fun. You are the direct descendant of hundreds of millions of years off spring going back to that simple, single-celled organism. But your line dies because you can't get over Uncle Mike cock.
you sound like a fucking faggot user
Tifa and Cloud had sex. Tidus and Yuna had sex. Fey and Elly had sex. Cecil and Rosa most likely had sex considering they are already in a relationship when the game starts. Square used to be so based.
RE6 was a badly written game, yes.
Ok, haven't seen that one before.
He wasn't a part of the Deep State, and so he wasn't in the business of betraying his President's orders
Has anyone posted it yet?
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How does based Capcom keep getting away with it?
What the hell were they thinking with this design?
Why is the Resident Evil fandom so consistently creative
DUDE TRANNY TYRANT LMAO
FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
>the fucking laptop
The answer is in the difficulty. He's a professional
am i the only one who likes iggy pop version of china girl?
is this movie good?
Teenage girls annoy you when youre in your late 20s
Ashley is shit tier that's why
older women are superior kiddo
deep
>actually believing Ada is a Mary Sue
retard
>Go on mission to rescue American president's daughter
>Fuck American president's daughter
That's not going well.
Dante is virgin Chad.
She was 16 years old, just because she has big breasts and it's legal in Europe doesn't make it right.
Yeah it does
>Yeah it does
not morally.
>legal in Europe
Yeah but they were in Europe the entire time so...
>tfw DmC is still dead
Feels good, man.
What if Leon impregnates Ashley’s pussy, THEN forced her to abort her baby?
That way the president wouldn’t get suspicious and think her annoying daughter got deflowered by Leon.
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Who is that?
ashley was 21
Still ripe for raping