>Single player game
>"This username is already taken"
Single player game
Thomas Ross
Jayden Hernandez
No game does this.
Robert Cruz
Fuck off
Ryan Barnes
Nathaniel Lopez
>single player game gets a balance patch
Jackson Perry
Path of exile solo can be technically single-player
Charles Sanchez
It doesn't phrase it like that, but Undertale won't let you name yourself after prominent NPCs.
Ryan Gray
>Single player game.
>Other players can invade.
Carter Carter
My poe characters
>Sorceressssss
>Barrrrrbarrriannnn
>Necromannnncerrrr
>Cruzaderrrr
Leo Morgan
She looks like she only fucks human men
Dominic Miller
Literally the first thing that came to mind.
I fucking hate making a new character in that game. Takes me a fucking hour every time.
Elijah Hughes
Black men*
Eli Taylor
When this happens I just add 'Jr.' to the end of the name I wanted.
Kevin Morgan
>multiplayer game
>Local splitscreen only
Look split screen was great as a kid but all my friends have and cant comeover every time we wanna play
Noah Nguyen
*anthro foxes*
Asher Diaz
White men*
Lucas Brown
>single-player game
>name has obscenity filter
Noah Long
>single player game
>sorry that name isn’t allowed!
Pokémon sword/shield wouldn’t allow me to name my pikachu Fart
Grayson Rodriguez
Hudson Phillips
My poe characters
>knotslut
>yiffmytailhole
>caninecocksleeve
Jack Fisher
>multi player game
>"niggers"
>You have been permanently banned.
Mason Nguyen
You have been invaded by **ly K***ht
Andrew Powell
>spending more than 10 seconds making a character
Colton Watson
>nofunallowed autist is in charge of singleplayer design
>he insists on continuously patching out any fun people manage to discover
Grayson Gomez
Borderland 2 does this
Tyler Gonzalez
I guarantee you did not manage to get knotslut. You're probably using kknottsloot or something similar.
Matthew Clark
based?
Blake Gomez
Yes, I too am salty about Binding of Isaac.
Carter Ramirez
But rabbits are sexy.
Oliver Reyes
>multiplayer game
>Local splitscreen only
Absurd that this is still a thing. Most indie devs are using engines that basically has drag and drop multiplayer functionality. How fucking inept can they be? And why the fuck can't I seem to get the willpower or energy to make a game of my own?
Jeremiah Harris
Had Darkest Dungeon in mind but that works too.
Isaiah Ross
wh*Tes aren't human though
Nathan Perry
>virgin name vs chad ghtrnwkic8iyty
Daniel Phillips
What was Disney thinking making a bunny so fuckable?
Wyatt Taylor
Reminder that Weaver got the Coronavirus
Jayden Allen
she looks like she fucks foxes
>t.16 year old white girl
Alexander Cruz
GRRRRRR THAT'S RACIST I'M AN ANGRY WHITE PERSON AND I'M OFFENDED :)
Carson Sanders
>removes cool glitch that made a weapon really fun instead of just weakening the weapon
A glitched grenade was far more entertaining than any legendary weapon in borderlands 3.
John Johnson
post the other ones
Levi Allen
Reminder that Weaver is garbage and there's never any action in his comics just tease shit
Jeremiah Butler
he said human men
Jayden Diaz
>Game doesn't actually pause when you pause because it's meant to be online
Fuck you brute force