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Based on what?

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Based titties

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Based on this 4

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the fuck was that?
nigga looks like he got caught on camera or some shit
gat daym

Reminder that he was just picking up a water bottle under the seat.

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I like this thread

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SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF

finally get to post this again

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> being american
I feel bad for (you)s

WEW

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Nice

7
if I don't get 7 I do webm related irl

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Kek. Reminds me of a patient who's within the spectrum at work.

Whoa! H-He's fast!

I wouldn't do this in public even if I got paid holy shit

Sure thing mr. chair sniffer.

Everything about this webm is beautiful. Him noticing he's on camera and bailing is legitimately funny rather than awkward and weird like most GDQ comedy attempts. The fact that there are perfectly framed boobs behind him is pretty great. Then the pan over to him having tripped and fallen getting the full glory of his ass crack on the stream as he awkwardly gets up and keeps moving.
I never much liked the chair sniff one because it only really looks like that due to the freeze frame edit, which isn't really that funny.

Really?
Not even for a billion dollars? Imagine, you humiliate yourself and make others get a good laugh every once in a while but then you're free forever from the burdens of society
I think everything has a price my friend

it's just some dude who saw himself blocking the projector and tried and failed to be funny with it. i never understood the massive overreaction to this.

a carefully placed one yes

How about a 9 for luck

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Because Yea Forums is overcompensating for their own autism by dogpiling on every instance of anybody being slightly awkward.

same

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Eheh this thread is kinda funny :)

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>shoulder/hip ratio

Yep. Thats a man.

>fucking slardar ruined it
>you are slardar

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clean

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Based lad

Imagine the smell

This looks like actual special needs autism though, which isn’t as funny as spergy antisocial autism like which is infinitely funnier.

W-What's going on there?

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Reddit loves to gives animals human emotions

>Those arms
He mogs me so hard holy shit. Why are so many trannies jacked? You'd think lanklets would transition but these guys are a lot bigger.

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anyone have more of the conjurer?

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I know a guy like this. Everyone wants to punch him. He's a chronic Rick and Morty fan.

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That was totally random, and I remember my gf kissing me randomly too even if the atmosphere wasn't there at all
Why can't women understand romance?

>slark
> go slap turet you fucking fish

good thing i drank my coffee already jesus christ

me when i coooooooooom

the sniffer trailer montage is the best shit i've ever seen related to these autistic speedrunners, excuse my pleonasm

>me on the right

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>be me
>be at gaming™ event
>11/10 qt sits down next to me
>gigantic tiddies
>i can barely hold back my animal instincts
>match starts
>stick dude sits next to her
>he probably needs some attention
>stare at her tits during the match
>match ends
>"Wow, finally a break. Wanna fuck?"
>WAT.jpg
>she must have noticed my alpha genes
>stick accepts it
>wtf does this pushover think he is?
>nearly forgot my coke
>goddess stands up
>she walks away
>fast
>not able to follow her because id be out of stamina once we reach the stalls
>allow stick to do it for me
>pretend to drink to coke to not disappoint her
>they are both gone
>"at least i got her scent" i thought to myself while smelling her seat
>victory is still mine

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bro wtf

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CUTE CUTE CUTE CUUUTTTTEEE!!

Because committing to full acceptance they’re a tranny gives them the confidence boost they need to exercise and be healthy. The irony is that the more they develop their health, the more their manly features become pronounced. They exercise to look more fit and feminine, but in the end, they’re men and the manly parts develop no matter how hard they try to look like girls.

A falcon crying over it's dead child

>literally everything about him
yep, that's a man

that guy took a shower as soon as he was off camera

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>game is paused
>his mother dying
>tell him to deny her

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what was 7/10 like her doing at an event like this in the first place?

>Gigatranny tries to act cute when in the spotlight.
>Brain on hormone blockers jolts and tells him to do something girly
>Tries to curtsy but fails horribly because you can't just learn female mannerisms overnight if ever

It's like that one fat tranny in a skirt sitting with his legs apart because he has no female instinct at all and spreads his legs like a dude sitting.

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Playing god for a day.

why does it feel like as if she just ended up at the wrong event or thought this was something different entirely?

I know you like to think that taking hormone medication makes you a retard, but I just want to chime in and let you know that the webm there is of someone flashing the camera on purpose because they're a sexual deviant.
Maybe you're the one on hormone blockers, since you're a retad too

animals grief though, that's not something from reddit

I feel like the dumb smell memes take aways from this webm what a spiteful creature this fat man is. Is he trying to gas the runner?

>shadman

Pretty sure he is joking arround you autist.

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elephants yes, but i dunno if some bird really has the mental capacity

Haven't laughed this hard in a long time

oh no no no no

>that mega autist that does not want to touch the girl
>girl puts his hands on her shoulder anyway

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A fucking crow stole my sandwich when I left it in a plastic bag on a football field so I could play with my friends, birds are fucking smart and do have the mental capacity. You're thinking about if they have evolved the capacity to feel emotions.

he had fucking bottle in his hand already, and looking by his size there's no way he drink clean water, only soda

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birds are the smartest niggers mate

Bless her heart for wrangling in that hover-handing retard.

this man has an iq so high his brain can't house all his concurrent thoughts

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>pale skin
>dark curly hair
Fuck that aesthetic is so hot that I have to touch myself immediately

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>realizes his ugly face is between viewers and tits
>promptly removes himself from the equation so that viewers can enjoy tits
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Wow this hurts to watch

not all birds are equal. they don't all have parrot/raven levels of intelligence. you have to be very careful with assigning human emotions to animals.

>Implying normal human being would "harass" this abomination
Seethe more tranny

Do you have the other one where Yipes beheads SonicFox?

>tfw i might be just as awkward as these ''people''

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at least they're enjoying themselves

It's just a small sign of affection dingus

imagine being this scared of girls.

What was she thinking wearing that sweater to a nerd event?

yeah, imagine that haha

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shes hot af, autist was probably afraid of bonering after touching her.

>elephants yes, but i dunno if some bird really has the mental capacity
holy shit you are so uneducated lmao

Yeah, people tend to confuse "this animal has the problem solving skills of the average three-year-old human" with "omigod muh sweet little furbaby has all the cognitive functions of a human child I'm going to associate fully grown animals with infants now"

imagine actually getting charged with sexual harassment because you wanted to prove you aren't scared of girls.

>that subtle grope

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based schizo

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mmm yes all the men refusing to interact with women are schizos everything is fine

wtf why is everyone I like getting poundmetooed?

She would was asking for it anyway, look at the way she stretches out her lower back towwards him 6 seconds in

gigachad

enlighten me then, birdfag

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red shirt man being smart as fuck, don't set yourself up

When the shrooms kick in.

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jesus christ, how fucking sheltered are you?
i dont even think you are shitposting at all.

If I remember correctly he's doing a Crash Bandicoot animation although I don't know which one.

Where did I say anything about harassment? Do you know what flashing is?
I was joking about the retard stuff, but now I'm starting to believe you're a bit special.

I know this'll be hard to believe, but some women kind of like that.
Even when the guy is ugly or below average.

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STOP EATING SO MUCH YOU USELESS HUMAN TRASH !!!

fucking moonmoon subs

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im sure thats true but this guy is probably worried about what the rest of the room would think about his hard on.

100% positive he thinks shes hot and wants to touch her but is insecure and nervous because hell get a boner infront of everyone.

Context?

men become demons

>I was only pretending to be retarded
my autism allows me to see through such shitty excuses

to play doubles advocate, her hair was in the way to be honest

They just look beefed because any normal man in a dress looks beefed since dresses aren't designed for male body types.

>why would anyone be afraid of touching a girl? I just don't get it. sure there are men who have gone to jail for it, but that won't happen to me.

It must be legitimately exhausting sharing the same interest in vidya and circlejerks with socially awkward permavirgins.
Thank fuck the nerds I hang out with have actual relationships and can hold a conversation beyond internet memes and DnD.

I just wish they had better fashion sense, but beggars can't be choosers.

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If he'd done that to a woman or a tranny he'd literally have been lynched for donations

schizophrenic much?
im sorry you live that way. must be tough. well, youre safe at home shitposting on the internet.
dont have to worry about going to jail from just making eyecontact with a stranger.

fucking assholes

This.
There have been rape accusations for looking at a girl with absolutely no emotion

What was the scene?

Some dude stood up and took out a Polaroid? Everyone on the train is aware and laughing

>source: I'm a lonely incel who will commit neckrope in a few months with no one noticing my body for a season

I feel like i read in a thread once that guy was wrongly accused of harassment at a previous event.

Touching someone != eye contact

who is Calebhart.
Go choke on you dilator trannie.

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I would not touch a girl other than my wife.
It's not worth the risk anymore.

girls might think youre about to rape them if you look at them.better watch out, man

There's honestly a good chance this guy was legit grabbing something he placed near the chair on the ground. You can see him looking around midway through.

You are emotionally retarded
That girlfriend you had must have been when you were 15 and she didn't know what she wanted yet.

It's not like he's shoving his crotch on her ass

well yeah, obviously hes really just grabbing something from the ground but this is the internet, you cant make sense out of things like that

>IS THAT A NINTENDO SWIIIIIIIIITCH

>Not even for a billion dollars?
Shit, I'd do it for free.

I wish this didn't arouse me but it did.

It's not even a good chance. He was.

Dumb fsggot

touching her petite shoulders and hair is all it takes when you are a kissless, touchless autist. you know he was already getting a chub just looking at that ass and was trying to keep things under control.

I want to have sex with that girl so bad

Seething mongoloid.

Not him but birds of prey are smart enough to solve puzzles and be trained to do a lot of tasks. They're about as smart as a dog.

THE WORLD IS JUST LIKE /pol/ AND /r9k/ SAID IN THEIR MACROS

go outside neckbeard then It'll have a chance of actually happening to you. You might think differently then.

Where do you even live to have such feeble women?
The infertility rate must be zero

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*fertility
my bad

Empirical evidence

>I don't have a gf but this hairy lardass does
Be still my aching balls

prize goblin never showers

Can't blame him desu, was already getting a chub by just watching the webm. Must have been much more arousing in person

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What makes a person decide to air out their gunt on camera in front of tens of thousands of people

>mfw thots steal the cam from me

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>samura1man
He's a friend of a friend and I've got some shit on him. Could basically get him cancelled if I wanted.

pussy

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