>not being a girl
lol
>not being a girl
lol
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Someone please nerf girls already, this is getting ridiculous
>look up twitter
> 17 year old girl
wtf these guys are pedos
NOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU SPEND YOUR EARNED MONEY PLEASING SOMEONE YOU LIKE WITHOUT EXPECTING ANY SORT OF COMPENSATION
I pretend to be a girl on steam for the free games, I only accept friend request from betas that gift me a game from my wish list.
I don't talk to them or anything.
Been doing it for over a decade now, have over 300 games
I do the exact same thing, and I'm not even a girl. All I do is pretty-up my feet and BOOM, free moolah
Its amazing that there are no laws against this
teach me senpai let me see ur profile
based
Virgins who are consistently angry at women? on Yea Forums? SAY IT AIN'T SO!
>tfw hairy feet so I can’t do this
I have hairy feet too but just shave that shit up, it'll grow back anyway.
Simp genocide when
please be bait i cant handle this post
you dont even need to be a girl to do that
just find some pictures online and pretend you're a girl if you're pathetic enough
>Simp
so this is the first buzzword of 2020?
>let me see ur profile
no way Jose
>teach me senpai
I started by making a girl profile, than playing free multiplayer games (with a obvious girl nickname) made my wish list and the games keep coming, the amount of pathetic messages I get are ridiculous, I never replay to them, I just add to my friends list the guys o gift me games
0 effort
simp phony of the white knights
Ppl can be cucks, user, but it's tasteless to pretend that they are anything but a simp
the fuck is a simp?
what's it like to be a girl, Yea Forums?
I'm pretty sure it's been a dead buzzword but some negromancer revived it either through reddit or "Mordecai Simp Compilation" on youtube.
Its been a buzzword for a while already, boomer.
the thing is though, the people who get her these things do, in fact, expect compensation, they'll just never admit it. They think it makes them more romantically attractive to a girl, it's basically monkey brain going "if grug provide for girl, grug get laid" even though that's not gonna happen. You see it all the time with people who look like pic related
>not paying a girl on Fiverr to play League of Legends with you
white knights without the armor
I should be angry but I'm apathetic now.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
Fuck it all.
where do you get a foot slave? my friend has one and he wont tell me where he got him from but hes always shoving his foot money in my face and showing me the delusional fantasies the foot slave sends him
You know what it means you worthless faggot. It's beyond pathetic that you're pretending to not know to look cool on Yea Forums.
>tfw big ass clown feet so I can't do this
why is life unfair Yea Forumsros....
im an e-boy can I get some games??
I genuinely don't
whats your profile like ? is it an anime or girl picture?
Old slang for simpleton repurposed nowadays as a PC way of saying cuck
I like hairy guys
Sometimes i wish i was born a girl but then i remember i am actually doing better than other guys and that i am a 190cm potential chad
give me your address and social security information first
New redditor/twitter terminology for a beta cuckold bitch because they think it's too mean to call someone a cuck.
Post your steam account so i can see you boipussy credentials
it's another word for "white knight"
whiteknights that also gifts their princess shit even if she doesn't give anything back
>video games
>girl
hunnhh???
Yeah cuz gifting a young girl a video game is the same as beating her in an alley and ripped off her little school clothes then raping her tight little pussy and breaking her hymen as your dick can only partially fit in as she screams with blood covering her face as no is around to hear you come in that ravaged little vagina that no boy her age has before.
I shaved my beard, and I'm fat so beardless doesn't look great. But at least I don't look like them.
yikes
trans lol
english is not my main have some sympathy you sociopathic brute incel son of a clown
>not having an irl gf to buy things
>have to buy things for an online thot to emulate a gf
>being an e-cuck
I'm not a girl and these are all gifts I got for this past winter sale
>WITHOUT EXPECTING ANY SORT OF COMPENSATION
same
my feet are fucking weird too, two of my toes are the same length on one foot
Girl with a headset, Its actually my 19y old cousin with my headset on, the pic is about 7 years old.
I did use a anime pic in the beginning.
normie word for cuck
Youre fat. You arent even a
>person
How come sometimes being a pedo is ok and sometimes it isnt?
Its ok for 12 year old girls to post their butts on Instagram because "They're allowed to have positive body image", yet men aren't supposed to comment.
But then it's okay to be donating gifts to underage girls for their attention. Doesn't seem right.
And then those same retards complain when a woman leaves them right after she receives the monetary aid previously wanted.
>17
>underaged
>I should be angry
Literally why
HOW
being a simp and a broke college student was the worst thing I have done
Retards like this basically tell every single woman in the world that being a tease will always be more profitable than taking a man seriously. It affects everyone.
Okay so you're saying I can go on Twitter right now and tweet "I want to fuck a 17 year old!" and I won't get any crap for it? Or do the same on the streets of America?
Can someone buy me something? I'm not a girl or a footfag so I got nothing on me
I believe it has something to do with a disgusting sight of a man/multiple men willingly admitting that they're worthless trash and trying to buy a girl's attention with money but actually not recieving anything at all from her in return.
A simp? Is that the new Word used to incels to describe incels?
>17 year old
>intact hymen
This is the 1920s boomer
sure post steam id
Because the 12 year olds posting aren't pedos?
You'll get crap for it because all twitter users are ignorant retards like yourself. 17 is perfectly legal in 99% of the world.
I'm a console fag user
get the fuck out of here
yeah, pretty much
S-Sorry
Since nobody said it, it's an acronym for 'sucker idolizing mediocre pussy.'
For real though, why do words keep on changing into meaning cuck.
And the meaning of cuck changed to "someone I don't like"
Is this just gonna happen to all words in the English language?
Hell, 16 is legal in a large portion of America, including Michigan and Georgia.
I didn't know what simp meant either until just now, i've seen the word thrown around a lot. It being short for simpleton is fairly self explanatory but the issue is as the user explained, that these retards don't even use it right. They're just using it as a substitute word for basically coomer or cuck which is stupid.
I thought it was simpleton. That acronym sounds like something way too much for normalfags to spout
Simp is short for simpering.
What? Lol. They're...children. Ofc they aren't pedos.
Go ahead and try hitting on a 17 year old high school student on a NYC public area. You'll get your ass kicked if the girl so much as grimaces.
yeah I pirated my games so seeing cucks pay girls for games is actually hilarious, not the intended angry response you wanted OP?
Because they are genuine cucks
It's the nature of English to be dumbed down and bastardized forever. That's why we now only have the word "love" instead of having five different words for different types of love.
Simping turns me on and I will never stop doing it, stay mad nerds
And women think they don't have any privilege compared to men.
Jesus fucking christ.
Based, keep fooling those sucker, squeeze them dry.
Not saying it's not legal
But doesn't mean its socially acceptable.
Unless you guys are saying the USA is cool now with 35yo men fucking 16yo girls
Just lower the AoC to 13 and everyone can stop bitching and arguing about it.
Everybody wins
nooooooooo
why do women claim being a woman isn't a privileged position and men are to blame when that is blatantly false?
>Free speech
>W-WELL SURE YOU MAY BE RIGHT BUT PEOPLE WON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DUMBFUCKS LIKE ME SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY WRONG AFTER ALL
17 is not underaged, bitch. Cry more.
this this this
Simps don't realize that they're literally just feeding the ego of women. Even the sluts have already started all sorts of 'findom' bullshit too now, it's nonsense.
Doesn't change the fact that you're a pedo for wanting to fuck a 16 year old. The age of consent being that way is so 16 year olds can fuck each other, not so 20-somethings can fuck 16 year olds.
you simps can do this to, just pretend to be a girl.
how can someone be a boomer and a newfag zoomer at the same time
It's telling that there are so many words for being a beta orbiting cuck yet just a couple for love.
well then fuck off back to some non english site you subhuman third worlder
Wojak posters, everyone.
Just report them to the IRS
based
Yeah you wont actually. SJWs made it illegal to bash pedos since their entire movement is involved with them.
>hmmm lemme think of a game to gift to this girl
>hmmmmm
>hmmmmmmmmmmm
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>oh i know
>HEARTS OF IRON
some people are just retarded beyond measure
Hot.
Another one added to the filter
>females don't live on easy mode :^)
Receiving shit as a gift isn't tax evasion, retard
I'm not fucking crying, calm the fuck down faggot. I like 17 year olds, just saying people will say its taboo.
Get off my dick.
Seriously you must not be American if you can't understand what I mean. Good for you, get offline then and get that young pussy, wtf are you even waiting for?
That's the reality we live in. Women live on easy mode and have stupidly inflated egos, and it's entirely mens' fault for having no standards and just giving them whatever they want in hopes they give pussy in return.
beggars cant be choosers
>announcing ignores
how will he EVER recover? ouch!
>you're a pedo for wanting to fuck a 16 year old.
Factually incorrect statement.
>The age of consent being that way is so 16 year olds can fuck each other, not so 20-somethings can fuck 16 year olds.
Also a factually incorrect statement. Romeo and juliet laws exist so 16 year olds can exclusively fuck each other. The concrete age of consent being that low is so 16 year olds can fuck who they want.
whats wrong with HOI?
Anyone got the doujin panel of a guy screaming in public "I want to fuck a little girl"?
This is the one thing you /pol/tards have completely wrong. The left is never, EVER going to normalize straight pedophilia. Normalizing turning young boys into "transgender" is degenerate but not at all the same.
>They're just using it as a substitute word for basically coomer or cuck
sounds like you're retarded and still don't understand how it's used, it's more like a substitute for white knight but still not the same
where do i find find 16 yos dtf?
Is that why they send sex offenders to schools to teach about sucking cocks?
>implying i'm the one doing the ignoring
Wojak filter is the best thing the staff have done in ages.
I bet that's not even a real girl, and even if she were, no attractive girl would use a fucking anime avatar.
Dude 16 year old girls are already ready for sex, if you could see what I see everyday, I live in a tropical area and holy shit, I'd never touch one, but goddamn.
>Factually incorrect statement
Pedophilia is being attracted to children. 16 year olds are children. Ergo being attracted to 16 years olds is pedophilia. Nonce.
I don't understand why men like this exist in such abundance.
We women don't like those kinds of games, we like JRPGs
I mean i have literally seen it used in the context of the word cuck a bunch of times. Even if people use it as a new term for white knighting that is still retarded because we already have the word white knight, no need to just morph another established word into a different meaning.
There are probably hundreds of cunts that get nothing and are ignored. Right?
I miss being a 15 year old trap sucking stranger's cocks on craigslist.
I'm moving to Europe tmrw to find out.
Never heard of this instance but I imagine 3 retards made a retarded decision for brownie points somehow, not to normalize old men taking their children away. Nobody wants that.
>no attractive girl would use a fucking anime avatar
maybe a few years ago but now that anime is trendy, cute and mainstream you're wrong. most of them dont even like it but since simps do...
the X chromossome is unable to produce dopamine from the action of encircling and massacring libtards and commies
>jrpgs
Oh, ok. I got just the thing
>get to know a chick in online game
>dont buy anything that she ask you to get
>"meh"
how do I respond??
>I'd never touch one
Why not? You just said they are ready. So, what is the issue? Gay?
Was thinking that, I see no images on first glance, def not a real girl.
there is a need because white knight is not the same, white knight is mainly someone who defends women and simp isn't just a defender
>It being short for simpleton is fairly self explanatory but the issue is as the user explained, that these retards don't even use it right.
That's because that user is retarded. It's not short for simpleton, and nobody has used the word that way, they would just call you a simpleton. Simp is slang for a beta loser who gives shit to women in exchange for nothing in hopes that something will come out of it(and it never will).
I do not understand how you can be a white knight or simp.
Not him but that is so fucking disingenuous it just makes you look retarded. A 16 year old is not a child don't be ignorant. By law they are considered a child but realistically that's not accurate. Pedophila would be children that are 12 maybe even 13 and below.
Law has a lot of retarded lingo, such as statutory rape which is probably the most disingenuous law in existence. They consider consensual sex between two people as """rape""" just because one person is older even if it's 16/17 and 20.
Show her your dick.
uuhh sweetie, when people start calling you mean words online, then you can talk about other people being privileged.
>I'd never touch one
So you realise that it's not a normal or ok thing to do?
This. Buying someone you like a game is literally more healthy and constructive than donating to charity.
Footfags start to escalate and look for bigger and gnarlier feet over time. Don't worry, your time is coming.
>>Its amazing that there are no laws against this
Didn't everyone started reporting snapchat thots to the IRS
Also I remember a story about Yuria Satomi doing the same "donate to me boys" shtick and she got lots of money from it and the Japanese government found out and taxed her too
this is some old school Yea Forums posting
I blow hundreds on pinoy girls in mmo. Kill me already.
Dude 16yos def aren't ready for relationships with 24+ year olds
Speaking from experience. I would take it back if I could because years later when she was 25 she let me know that she felt she was too young when we were together looking back
You're supposed to be the adult, 16 year olds arent even if they tell you otherwise
>pinoy
At least get some taste
You have to be really delusional.
>Japanese government found out and taxed her too
based abe
NOOO ITS NOT FAIR
YOU SHOULD GIFT ME GAMES TOO
WE TRANNIES ARE ALSO REALLL WOOOOMEENNN
nothing is wrong the game is fucking great
you're really out of touch if you think a girl would enjoy that though
>A 16 year old is not a child don't be ignorant. By law they are considered a child but realistically that's not accurate.
In what way isn't it accurate? They're not finished developing mentally and quite often physically yet, therefore they're a child. This isn't a difficult concept, and the rest of the world who doesn't suffer from pedophile mental gymnastics disorder manages to accept it pretty easily.
A cuck
t-tell me more user
Ya right? Lmao. Wtf was that poster saying? He literally just contradicted his whole post making it make zero sense.
post some of the messages please
Based Chikaposter
white girls who play mmo are all fat
You mean someday there'll be some sick faggot attracted to my swarthy hobbit feet? I don't know how I should feel about this.
Guys are thirsty as fuck, shit's hilarious.
I remember using my sister to get pedos to give me free shit on F2P games like Grand Chase and Rakion back when I was in middle/high school.
why? what do you get in return? why not spend your money on yourself or family or good causes? why give it to whores who wouldnt donate a spit to save your life and will blow all that money on junk food, cocaine and going out with their boyfriends?
Simpson
what the fuck is a "simp"?
is it short for simpleton?
Classic case of thinking with the wee head and not the big 'un. Nice trips.
I don't give a shit if some retard wants to throw away his money on something retarded except if it affects me. This kind of behavior has made women into arrogant bitches who expect men to pay for their every whim and throw money at them. Even if you aren't seeking a romantic relationship and are just interacting with them in the workplace they are awful, and these beta simps doing everything for them is the cause.
I'm a waifufag I'm the definition of delusional. But I am not a simp.
A 16 year old girl with perky 48DD tits and an ass that can't fit in her jeans while her waist is like half the circumference is not a child, dude. You're basically saying that getting your dick hard and a 4 year old girl with a flat chest, no ass, and entire body riddled with babyfat getting your dick hard is the exact same thing. That just isn't true, and you know it. You're probably either very insecure, intensely sexually repressed, or an actual pedophile in denial.
>simp
alright third time i read this word today. what the fuck does it mean?
I was able to justify donating 20bux to a podcast I listen after about 800 hours of content, I don't know how much these fuckers watch these tittystreamers but I get the feeling nowhere near that
Why are all women such selfish cunts?
A simp is not the same as a cuck.
A simp doesn't even have a relationship with the girl so they can't even get properly cucked, a simp doesn't even manage to enter the friendzone.
A simp is more like a groveling beta orbiter who constantly gets used as a doormat or paypiggy by girls who have no intention of having any sort of relationship with him but do like to take his money and service.
why are white people like this
Here in Massachusetts no one gives a fuck, since the AoC is 16.
But also because we're one of the few states in this country not inhabited exclusively by retards.
Now, if it's some guido or mick's 16 year old sister?
Then you might have a problem.
Otherwise, no one gives a fuck, even when I was in the talented and gifted and AP programs, girls who were 11-13 were giving blowjobs in bathrooms and shit.
legal in texas stop being a bitch
>Its ok for 12 year old girls to post their butts on Instagram
It's not but blaming bad parents is verboten in the west, unless they're trying to make their kid adhere to their biological sex or something.
They don't even have to hide it anymore. As recently as a few years ago you had to PRETEND to be grossed out by this kind of behavior.
>17
>taboo
do anglos really?
>is it short for simpleton?
pretty much. it's the normie version of saying orbiter because orbiter sounds too incel.
It's obviously not the exact same thing, but it's still pedophilia. Whatever the kid looks like, no mentally healthy adult man should want to get into a relationship with a 16 year old. Your head is obviously so full of cum that you can hear it sloshing while you walk though, so I don't expect you to understand these basic facts.
Women really have no clue what being a man is like. I forget the name of the doc, but some woman "lived" as a man for some amount of time, and then tried killing herself after however long she spent not receiving any kind of attention from anyone.
A man can go days without uttering a word to anyone depending on his job, women simply do not or can not
Because you're using child as a blanket term. Yes obviously you're not an adult yet but you're not a child either, that's why they're called TEENAGERS. You're not finished developing until 25 or 26 for fuck's sake you're still not really an adult.
It's not mental gymnastics i'm not advocating for 30 year olds to fuck 16 year old girls i'm just stating that the laws in that regard are literally retarded and make no coherent or logical sense.
If sex is consensual it's consensual. It's not rape if there is no force or unwillingness involved, i don't know why this concept is hard for some to grasp.
im a coomer
see
You're retarded m8, maybe you should kill yourself.
orbiter
The fact that you know you're a bit messed up puts you miles above white knights/whatever the fuck they're now called.
These acronym etymologies are always 100% bullshit
>but some woman "lived" as a man for some amount of time, and then tried killing herself after however long she spent not receiving any kind of attention from anyone.
makes sense, to be fair, men can't live as a woman either, that's why trannies usually off themselves.
isn't the gov trying to get some cash out of snapchat premium and shit like that?
soon there will be taxes for being a paypig
Probably because its a backronym
just masturbate like a normal person you dont need to spend money doing it
based
UUUUGH SHUT HE FUCK UP CALLING UGLY TEENAGERS CHILDREN
NO PEDO WANTS A FILTHY 17 YEAR OLD BITCH
STOP YOU BAITING RIGHT NOW
Nah, trannies off themselves because they're mentally insane, not because they could never handle life as a woman.
Besides, 95% of them don't pass anyways and thus are never treated like an actual woman.
>2018 - cuck
>2019 - soiboy
>2020 - simp
2021 - __________ ???
pedophilia is atracttion to pre-pubscent children, so it means usually kids 10 and bellow, no 16 year old girl is pre-pubscent unless she is taking puberty blockers or has a genetic disease.
Is there a way I can express my hatred towards women without being punished by it?
Also on topic: dont blame the doer blame the enabler
That's not living as a woman though, that's living as disgusting bootleg fuckmeat.
asdf
- cuck
hownew.ru?
Incel 2
>girls who were 11-13 were giving blowjobs in bathrooms and shit.
To other kids you fucking freak.
Also I went to school and lived in Boston for 5 years and no, it was 100% not acceptable for an adult to be fucking a 16 year old. Not a single bit.
I dunno if its 100% "taboo" but, its not something you go running around telling everyone about.
True lol...spot on.
take this
White knights are cucks and simps though
>i'm not advocating for 30 year olds to fuck 16 year old girls
Why not? According to your ass-backwards unscientific "logic" there's nothing wrong with it, because non-physical coercion isn't real or something and there's no such thing as power imbalances in relationships.
Yeah the user quoting 11 year olds giving blowjobs in bathrooms is definitely in the right here, you dumb piece of shit.
Become a desirable man and reject the roasties who want you. Or you could just Chadfish on tinder
Correct. Though like i said i'd expand it to 12 and below since you usually start puberty around 13 or so.
Female privilege is real. Even my dad told my whiny sister to use her feminine advantage to get a job because he knows what an unfair world this is.
sounds like a video game name
>hey dude did u pick incel 2 yet
>yeah im the main character in it got a free copy
>To other kids you fucking freak.
Mmm no, I knew 2 of them personally, one was fucking a 17 year old and the other was "friends" with a 22 year old.
You really don't know dick about anything user, it's clear that you live a very sheltered life.
And you clearly didn't live in Boston proper, where most of the population are blacks, Irish, and Italians, and many of them don't give a fuck.
>Yeah the user quoting 11 year olds giving blowjobs in bathrooms is definitely in the right here
I am, because I'm not a sheltered retard like you are.
there is no such thing as hebephilia, it's a technical term and nothing more.
>If sex is consensual it's consensual. It's not rape if there is no force or unwillingness involved, i don't know why this concept is hard for some to grasp.
Okay why don't you ask a 5 year old if they want sex? They might say yes. They also might say yes to taking a knife to the neck because they're fucking kids and don't know shit.
Lmao I'm sheltered because I think its wrong for a 22 year old neckbeard to fuck a 11 year old? Kill yourself.
13 and 17 year old of course happens, both are school students. But 13 and 22, if anyone found out, that 22 year old is fucking done and loses respect of everyone.
Hah
fuck off normalfag
>sheltered! shelterd!
Consider that your life is just especially fucked up.
any other options? im a 5'6 pig nosed third world neet im only desirable for the ants that drink my sweet diabetic piss
a 16 year old is old enough to consent.
in fact psychologicaly speaking a high IQ teenager is more apt to consent than a low IQ middle aged adult.
>13 and 17 year old of course happens
She was 11 at the time actually.
And the other one was 12.
You're sheltered because you think it's something rare that people will freak out about, because you've never set foot in the ghetto (AKA every single major population center on the planet).
Not really, I grew up fairly normal, but the reality is that if you, y'know, go outside, you run into all sorts of these people.
I mean, assuming you're not a flyover retard.
>because you've never set foot in the ghetto
and no white person should
Just because i don't see a problem with it doesn't mean i should advocate for it. I don't think older people should pursue late teens and make a habit of it, but if a teen girl wanted to fuck some 20 year old guy and came onto them, then i don't see why you should turn it down. Works both ways too, as a teen i would have killed for an older woman like a friend's older sister, a friend of moms, a teacher even, to suck my dick or fuck me. If someone like that wanted to do that and the teen wanted it too then why the fuck not.
Norah Vincent Self made man if anyone's wondering, there's a vid of it. She get's a couple of things wrong but still learns quite a bit about what it means to be a man
IF....IF ONLY GIRLS DONT SMELL SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good luck with that, considering how much you freak out about a 16 year old having consensual sex with a 20-21 year old, you'll be replaced very soon and will run out of places to run to.
The reason spics outbreed you is because they start fucking real young.
You're going to compare a mid to late teen to a 5 year old?
How to announce you're a massive retard who can't formulate an argument 101 right here.
I stopped gifting games to anons in Christmas because I realized that I was wasting my money on random strangers
There was a thread the other day where an user mentioned his mother talking about how girls today have absolutely no accountability and there are zero consequences for their actions. They can essentially whatever they want and nobody is allowed to tell them otherwise.
What world do you live in?
I'm not sheltered for thinking people would get angry at a 17 year old man fucking with an 11 year old child. You're sheltered for thinking thats normal.
>I will play any game with you
I do wish I had someone to do Total War co-op with