Serious question

>furry doomguy

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canon a virgin
Carmack agrees, don't bother him about it.

He does not understand sex.

Post more vanilla

That bunny was MADE for human cock.

no wonder he's angry

Catholics can get gfs

Was it autism?

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No woman was strong enough to make the choice he made, to suffer perpetual torment out of righteous fury.

Are you not dedicated to shitposting user?

He's gay

He's too busy slaying demons. This has been said.

Do we ever seen him interact in any meaningful way with other humans?

What if I dont like rabbits at all?

Any oldfags here ever read these as a kid?

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Were they any good?

I loved them at the time. I had some of the Resident Evil books too.

Slaughtering demons is his pussy

yeah i read the first one. the doomguy just has a close friend thats a girl but its not romantic or anything.

Isn't he Jewish?

Shit gets weird when they run out of game and decide "It's not demons, you were fighting aliens all along." And then his soul got uploaded back into the start of Episode 1 and became friends with an imp while his body fought aliens alongside a pair of Magilla Gorillas.

Because he likes eating meat too much

Same reason he got reassigned to Phobos. Anger issues.

He's spent eons in hell slaying demons. Any human desires he once had are long gone. Probably why he doesn't speak either. He's literally forgotten how.

doom64. doomguy fight because the demons killed his pet bunny.

he's a virgin

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He's so detached from humanity he makes Dr. Manhattan look down-to-earth.

He's using demon skulls as his gfs

Any other canon virgin video game characters?

He at least knows how to masturbate right

Kiryu

Dante.

Simple. Demons are more important. Will have sex after every demon is deader than dead and hell is in a permanent state of ruin.

How would he not know what sex is? Doomguy is depicted as a 20-something man.

It's quite possible

I remember reading about a 50 year old man living in the North of Russia in Isolation who never even talked to a woman in his entire life

>chad virgin
is this the highest pool of humanity or what

kys schlomo

nah otherwise hed be worshiping the demons

He's been killing demons for so long he forgot what sex is

He has autism. It explains his constant state of rage and lack of communication skills asides from breaking shit

Bethesda said so yep
bethesda corporatist bootlickers who fell for marketing

most capcom characters are sexless dorks

Memory is pretty amazing, like how does it change that much?

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what marketing? Doomguy is just doomguy hes related to nobody he just is

>Bethesda said so
Proof.

>According to John Romero and Tom Hall (who only worked on the original Doom), the B.J. Blazkowicz, Commander Keen, and Doom Marine from the original Doom (not the later MachineGames reboots) are all connected in the same timeline. B.J. is Keen's Grandfather, and Keen is Doom Guy's father or grandfather.
William Joseph "B.J." Blazkowicz (Polish pronunciation: [blasˈkɔvitʂ]) is a fictional character, the protagonist of the Wolfenstein series of alternate history video games starting with 1992's Wolfenstein 3D. An American spy of Polish and Jewish descent, he specializes in one-man missions behind enemy lines.

Doomguy is the direct descendant of the man who killed Adolf Hitler. Looks like you're the libtards nao :^)

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based
lived and died without the presence of roasties

>getting to 30 while being a virgin makes you a wizard
Then what's his class Yea Forums?

>hitler loses
>demons take over
sounds about right

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Mormon actually

>BoulderThrow

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Yes, he learned it from Coomguy

Sage

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Sexuality is a distraction from destroying the legions of hell. Doomguy has no time for distractions.

Insult not the name, insult the fact that the artstyle is dangerously close to Shmorky's

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Announcing sage is against the rules

What're you gonna do, bitch nigga?

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HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE WE GONNA HAVE THIS THREAD. EVERYONE HE KNOWS AND LOVE IS DEAD. THE HUMAN RACE IS ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION. HE'S MORE CONCERNED ABOUT OTHER SHIT THAN SIMPLE THOTS.

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What are coomguy's powers?

this is porn right

>of grandfather descent

So not jewish

You think he can find a gf in the depths of hell or on the surface of Mars? Dumbass.

He doesn't need to. She would hold him back from the rape he does on demons.

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A damn good one too

Because women are the devil.

Infinite stamina and fast reloading but he cannot dual wield

PENIS, NO! STAND DOWN

have sex

sauce

Why don't you?

One drop rule user.

Alright. Give me your skull.

being an edgy incel won't get you laid.
take a shower, hit the weights, go outside, get a clue and then have sex

Nuwolfenstein timeline /= OGwolfenstein timeline

he's gay

>go outside
But I don't want to get corona-chan on my ass.

Closest thing you have to that is his instructor, and he basically ignores her like shit

This. There's a reason the only female interaction he ever had was with a rabbit.

That's not how Jews work. Judaism comes from the mother.

Genetics are not beholden to talmudic law.

Have children. Have a traditional functioning family the way Jesus Christ intended for you to have. Have a body not tainted by tattoo and piercing mutilation. Have a life free of hedonism.

Wholesome family values are my sexual fetish. Thanks, user!

>B.J. is Keen's Grandfather,
So which one of these is Keen's mom?

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*barf*

Their suits look stupider than them

OP is a shit.

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Not canon

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>Soislayer is a Jew
>nu-Yea Forums still denies it
LMAO on you Zoomers.

>7 billion+ people
>extinction

So was Jesus and he was based

>tells people to get laid on a hobby forum
>also tells them to get a clue

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Hebrew. Modern Jews are mostly of Slavic and European blood now.

damn the limbo kid got litty

DELET

But he does.

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Doomguy already has a boyfriend he's in a loving monogamous relationship with. They're waiting for the adoption applications to go through.

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>one drop rule
Does that mean that I and every single mutts are
Dare I say
WHITE?!

Hate to break this to you, user, but you're a mutt as well. You're a mixture of different bloodlines over the course of millions of years.

You fucking faggot

>a gf
Where from, the Phobos base that got overrun by fuckin' demons?

Artist knows that Angel Dust is a guy right?

Chief's his son if anything, you degen.

ALL FUCKING FURFAGS MUST FUCKING HANG!

Litterally search masterploxy on e621

It makes sense. Doomslayer doesn't know what women are and the closet thing he never had feelings for are himself and a bunny.

>Doomguy/slayer
>virgin
Why do devs lie?
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More serious question: How did the demons know which rabbit was Doomguy's?
I mean, they put it up on display for him to see the moment he got back to Earth. How'd they track it down?

Do you think he has wet dreams? Like when he locked in that tomb for centuries did his pants overflow with cum? Or do you think he cums like everytime he punches an imp’s face in?

I think they remembered things wrong whenever that interview happened.
The descendant of BJ & Keen was Major Harrison Stryker, not Doomguy.

Casualties are already in the billions at the start of Eternal.

this

You could be married AND still eat a lot of meat.

>Started out as a generic shitposting thread
>Turned into an actual in depth serious discussion about Doomguy

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He's related to Blazcowicz who's Jewish (half-Jewish in the shitty reboot but they only did that to make his dad a white supremacist that he can beat up), and Blazcowicz was an adult in WW2 while DOOM takes place in the year 2022, three to four generations after; Doomguy is "Jewish" by /pol/'s one drop rule but not by any other means, unless Blazcowicz stuck by racial purity which boy that'd be a fucking ironic character decision.

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The only female he has interacted with since Daisy died was Cacodemons.

>Doom is a gay Polish Jewish anti-theist
What a mess of a character.

This is truth. Stryker is the future descendant of family.

Isn't Doomguy a different person in every single game?

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>forgetting Doomguy's military instructor
It's okay, id did too which is why she's not in Quake Champions.

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Not according to nu-/vu/ but hates when it's shown Doomslayer is Jewish.

There's only confirmed continuity between 1, 2 and 64 (not including Plutonia and TNT).
3 marine is a completely different dude.
Doomslayer is implied to be the same as the Doom 1 guy but also implied to not be by some codex entries. It's left ambiguous and I sort of like that.

Doomguy brought the rabbit with him to Phobos to keep him company. They might not have even known it was his and just said "this belonged to the base that fucked our shit, let's hang it on a pike" not knowing the gravity of what they had just done.

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he is incel power fantasy character

And?

incels cant have sex

>a powerful protagonist == incel pandering
you could have used any other buzzword besides maybe tranny and had more of a point

who is that supposed to be?

>>a powerful protagonist == incel pandering
Doomfag is a literal Mary Sue
>le demons are afraid of him cuz he so mad!!!!! xD
Fucking disgusting

asking for a friend haha

You
Doomguy finds you cute and you remind him of his bunny.
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The Resident Evil books did some good things, but holy fuck did they make Wesker even more of a meme.
To this day I can't tell if he wanted to fuck Chris in the Code Veronia book or he was talking about raping Claire..

>2 more years until mars colonialization
Did 90s devs really believe we would be this advanced in just three to two decades?

They're both very busy and don't get much time to see each other very much

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I thought they were the same person?

real life

Their romance breeds death to all evil.
What are their cuddles like?

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>20-something
He's a veteran in the Marines, so I assumed he was at least in his 30s maybe even 40s

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did you draw these, bro

THE SIZE OF A REGULAR HUMAN MOTHER

It always happens. Writers don't think about the timespan they set, just that it's in "the future." It's no different than 2001: A Space Odyssey being written in the late '60s.

ONE, TWO, BUCKLE MY SHOE

His age is a mess. Writers don't know what to do seeing how the creator of DOOM said story isn't important.

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We did advance a lot between the 80s and 90s tbf.
If we kept on investing into space like we were during the space race we maybe could've been on mars by now.
But now that national pride isn't cared about much, and there's not profit motive there's no point in the government continuing to invest into it.
Thank god for rich autists like Musk, though.
I'd like to see space, even if it's as an old man on the equivalent of a tour.

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He isn't Shmorky but he's about as mentally unhinged and his artstyle is dangerously similar.

To buzy killing demons duh you dont need a significant other to function

Not him, but no

absolutely based

hows boulderlob mentally unhinged let alone about as shmorky

Are the Demons trying to use him as a virgin sacrifice or something

He already has a family

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source please GOD

>ALL WOMEN ARE WHOOOOOOOOORES
>WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS LITERALLY UNDER SIEEEEEEEGE
>FUCKING LEFTOOOOOOIDS
that's not mentally healthy to most people

Grand Elder Supreme Kai

fuck off faggot

nice strawman but nothing said there is even wrong

No benis sadly
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No, fuck you, leather man!

But this one does!
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fuck me yourself coward
you know you want me in you
basado

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go announce that in public without a support-network of likeminded neets and see how long it takes until you're flogged by passersby

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>people will violently attack you therefore you are wrong
What kind of logical fallacy is this? A variant of argument ad populum?

>What kind of logical fallacy is this? A variant of argument ad populum?

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because women are evil

its true if you live in a more liberal place but you wont be attacked by a passerby youll be attacked by some system stooge antifa

brainwashed

what's wrong with stonetoss?

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Doomguy/slayer isn't a Chad yet people saying he is. Why? He's just rage incarnated. Unchecked emotions aren't very Chad-like.

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>You fucking faggot
Where do you think you are?

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While I get where people come from saying they don't like the characterization of the Doom Slayer, I can't imagine that the guy who killed thousands of demons multiple times still being the every man Ash Williams type character.

it's garfield for /pol/acks

A true chad doesn't place his value as a man on thots

>caring about sex when in the first age in the first battle when shadows first lenght you stood choosing the path of perpetual torment
what are you a demon apologist?

One of the best moments of Doom 2016 I've experience is having the slayer's testament playing in the background while playing through the Argent D'nur level.

why?

>implying passion and martial prowess aren't chad traits

He's also a toddlercon while Shmorky is a pedophile

Interesting that their art styles are so similair.

>stonetoss is a pedo
quick rundown?

dilate

so you're a tranny from Yea Forums?

>passion and martial prowess
He literally just unga boonga his way. No tactics or acutal passion. Just fury. He's barely has sentience at this point. Put a guy in a cheap demon costume and Doomie would kill him.

Nah, you can tell he has humanity in him and thoughts behind his rage just from his rare interactions with other humans.

He is a fuck boy, a gf would be a target for demons

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That interaction could've gone so much worse.

This he backs up vega gets angry when humans are killed and doesnt kill haiden despite him being responsible for the demon shit

dangerously based

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>79 results found
lol

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What do you think the BFG is?

That just means someone farted on China.

Don't worry we'll tear Hayden limb-from-limb to get our sword back, it's looking like he orchestrated the whole thing just so he could play hero with the Crucible sword.

>that awkward look for the hinges when you find the first argent filter
>him pausing at the last and trying to preserve it by only pulling out the core
perfect characterization

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But that demon is a dude

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and?

It's like he was weighing up the ramifications of his actions. This is hell energy, but it is energy that is keeping Earth powered. In the end, he decides that humanity can thrive without dealing with hell.

honestly stuff like this just upsets me, because the rush of every conceivable joke you could make overwhelms me all at once and I'm left speechless

Hes an overbeing he just passed powerlichdom

so that's a yes?

That Doomguy is cute

>Dafydd ab Hugh
Did the cat walk over the keyboard when they were making this cover?

that is why doomguy is virgin

I never thought this image would actually see use

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And?

that is why doomguy doesnt have a gf

>Piranha plant
>cant have sex
Its literally always pollinating its never not having sex

And?

that answers OP's question

It doesn't.

but incels dont have gfs

NO
The helmet stays ON

Doomguy is a volcel. He's married to his shotgun.

Our modern DK is DK Jr. We aren't sure if he had a kid.

I know right, you need to get out more

he's right though
if anything you're just as brainwashed as a consoomer

Good shit.

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Now, where is the instant loss mating press?

I know a lot of Star Fox characters had kids in that shitty DS game in certain endings. Did Falco or Wolf have one?

I'm not sure, I made that over a year ago and if I put Falco down there it's because I found something that de-confirms him fucking.

Nah passion is a trait of autistic people, and think of all the shows where the MC fighting bro is a simpy cuck.

>ness didn't have sex
Reeeeeetaaaaaaaard

he only likes flatties sorry

I like the idea that Vanilla is desperate for big meaty human dick and that single Sonic anthro moms can be every bit as overtly sexual and desperate as human ones.

>probably had sex
>Richter
>probably
>when he has a fiance and has to make descendants to defeat Dracula

That's just using intimidation to silently tell him "do not let the demons in"

>Chrom
>Will
He already did

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ASCENDED ARCH-DIVINE

>Doomguy is "Jewish" by /pol/'s one drop rule but not by any other means
Nope, the only way is for your mom to be Jewish, people making fun of someone with 1% Jew blood is just banter.

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the standard according to the germans was 1/4 or less so long as most of your ancestors are of german blood

Here is what I don't get about original DooM: why does hell have so many damn fire arms lying around? It would be a lot easier to repel humans if they didn't have any serious heat.

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I have more if you want to collate this autists shenanigans

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Why would you ask something like that, when you already know the answer? Are you fucking retarded? Fuck off, retard!

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Was he a kino casting choice despite the movie not being very good overall?

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yikes

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He is the only human still alive, so he can't even if he wanted to.

they got pulled in when hell merged with our dimension.

He is way too busy slaughtering demons to worry about his virginity. Hell, he doesn't even want to lose it before marriage because of his Catholic faith.

based

Didn't he get Kat's Pussy?

how do you know he doesn't?

What's wrong with that?

brainwashed

based

whats wrong with garfield?

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Roy can literally fuck his teacher

He's an emotional and mental wreck who only feels normal when he's slaughtering demons.

Woman are the last thing on his mind.

What's happening here are they ironing something?

Silent, yet still noisy as fuck.

He's waiting for the right gal

Why are people making Doomguy a manlet?

>he basically ignores her like shit
kek why

I read somewhere that, canonically, his girlfriend's dad never let them get it on. That's what its based on

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Anyone got the image of Doom Guy's bunny as an anthro wearing armor? Thanks in advance.

You mean Lilina?

You mean her dad Hector that dies during the course of the game?

>pic related
cool

I got you, nigga

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That sounds right, at least the name Hector does. be aware we're discussing a SSBU virginity tier list, don't expect perfect research

Samus is 6ft 3in and Doomguy is 6ft
It's better than making him 7ft tall like secondaries do

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Her name is Daisy you FAGGOT.

and?

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They should have made Samus 7ft

guts is like 6'8 or something though, he should be taller here as well

What the fuck are you talking about

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>Samus is 6ft 3in
Point to anything canon that actually states this.

didn't know that

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He's saying that the Machine Games games where he's Jew and doesn't fight MechaHitler are different from Wolf3D

there isn't any official statement on samus's size that doesn't pertain to the power suit until other m, which is considered a radical departure from every other depiction of her for making her considerably shorter outside of the suit than in it. previous sources like super metroid's ending screens depict her as slightly shorter than the suit because of the suit's boots, and samus returns on 3ds goes back to gleefully ignoring samus's height measurements from other m in favor of depicting her as tall again

concept/scale art for kraid from super metroid i.imgur.com/AGgNCqf.jpg also lists her height as 1.9m, or 6'2"

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polfags exposing themselves

and?

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and?

feed

I don't think there's any in game verification of it besides her being taller than most other characters but that's the measurement given in the official strategy guide of Super Metroid

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That depends entirely on whether he did this on purpose.

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That 1st person scene was absolutely sick and that's all that matters. Wish his final fight with the Rock ended in 1st person, though.

>Red
>Didn't have sex
He doesn't know

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you made this thread dozens of times already

pretty hard to pick up a girlfriend when a majority of the human populace is dead and has been replaced by demons

Roy is the only other FE character besides Marth that has a canonical wife
Ike is literally like Ryu where he's too busy being a trainaholic to give a shit about sex

I don't know who Priam is but he's listed as a descendant

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It's ambiguous whether Priam is telling the truth.

Then its ambiguous which of us is right, have a good night user

Are they racist? Now I wanna know.

Imagine being such a chad that demons change sex as a evolutionary response to your presence.

Of course he is. Why do you think everyone else on the planet can die and be possessed but him? He was in hell itself and stormed through longer than an elite squad of soldiers and came out the other side at least twice.

He has honored the marriage covenant with Jesus and he is pure. The demons can't take his pure soul and because that he saves everyone.

How does it feel knowing you gave away Jesus' protection from evil for a thirty second squirt job?

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Fuck off back to Yea Forums, you SU assholes ruined what was supposed to be a fun and good ship with your nonsense

The guy that paid the artist said to make him a girl.

Have fun with the implications of that.

Yes

He was a recruitable unit in Awakening
He posses Ragnell and has a love for meat like Ike
and his class is Hero, like Ike in Radiant Dawn

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What reason would he have to lie?
He's a simple and honest man

Seeing as uranium and fossil fuels are depleted, Humanity would be fucked as far as reliable energy generation is concerned, People on life support would be fucked, People would starve and fight over what little fertile land and wild game exist at the time, Transportation and communication would be nearly impossible, But its better than being ripped apart and having your soul raped by demons.

Last thing he loved got its head on a pike; so he doesn't want something like that again.

The only reason he's killin demons is cuz the demons fucked with his son.

fuckin based lad over here

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>Doomguy is the direct descendant of the man who killed Adolf Hitler.
Doomguy atones for the sins of his fathers daily.

>Unchecked emotions
A man that can stop his interdimensional crusade to exterminate demonic life throughout the cosmos to skateboard with Tony Hawk is in full control of his emotions.

>Where he belongs

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>pichu
>mewtwo
>dark samus
>can't have sex

>Egg Group: Undiscovered

I WANT TO CREAM THAT RABBIT

nice nonsense

What is the context for this?

>Doomfag is a literal Mary Sue
based retard
powerful characters are not automatically Mary Sues

>Doomfag is a literal Mary Sue
Yeah I'm sure "the path of perpetual torment" is very pleasant and affords him a comfortable life with no flaws.

atleast that can be your GF for a month.

ITT: Pics where you just know

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What would Doomguy do if he had to fight a bunny demon?

You could make a case that he's a deliberate un-sue, Doom '16 and Eternal's story both state repeatedly that Doomguy isn't wanted, he's meddling in things he doesn't understand or doesn't want to understand, and he's only barely tolerated by anybody. Eternal shows normal humans who're on his side are completely terrified him and both "good" and evil forces alike want him completely out of the picture because he doesn't care what they want at all.

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based

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He is Polish American.

Look I know it’s probably confirmed a dude under there but the idea that it might be some red-headed former action girl turned muscle-head demon slayer makes the general dude-bro-ness of doomguy and his fans hilarious

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Okay angel is the word twink incarnate but why do this?

this is probably the most retarded post I've seen in a Doom thread

They’re happy to see each other
They’re on a shaking troop transport and doomguy is obviously shaking up a protein shake cause how the fuck do you think he retains them muscles
and they gone fuck first chance they get

Only on his grandad's side, jewiness only passes on the mother's side.

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I'd love to fucking chop off your limbs.

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regardless he was kino as dredd

it's just not the same...

Didn't Tom Hall confirm that Doomguy was a Blazkowicz?

>Tom Hall
lmao

Why is Yea Forums suddenly denying the possibility that Doomguy could have Blazkowicz genes in him. Wasn't there a demon in one of the wolfensteinz games that swore to destroy down "your bloodline" after you sent it back to hell?

Can't wait to piss on your faggot grave once I massacre you and your family.

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it's purposely left ambiguous, he doom reboot might not be from earth

Thanks

What are the implications?

according to nuremberg laws, doomguy is considered non-jewish

Bro I'm usually 50/50 on the Doom/HH crossover shit depending on the context but that fuckery made me hate it. This is some cartuneslover16 shit right here.

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Its Daisy you fag

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That some dude watched a cartoon and found Angel Dust attractive enough to think up a scenario and commission art but was too insecure in their own sexuality to not gender bend a character who is confirmed to be into dudes
Basically they’re being a fag about being gay

What name does HE prefer?
Doom Guy, Doom Slayer or Doom Marine?

I don't think he would care about something like that

He'd probably prefer something more pleasant for casual use.
That said, Doom Slayer as a title is definitely the most menacing, so it's a good bet.

Hellwalker

John Stalvern

Unchained Predator

DOOM
And his fury is IMPENDING

Based

>probably confirmed
You know you can see Doomguy's face at literally all times in the original game, right? Eternal isn't out yet but we've already seen his face through his helmet so Doomslayer is also a dude.

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>toon link didnt have sex.
yeah right

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Yeah and thinking otherwise sometimes gets Yea Forumstards mad so it’s fun. I implore you to tell me what’s wrong with this

there's nothing wrong with it, you're just a faggot

I don't even know what your point is then. If you know it's 100% confirmed, then why is there any reason to say "but what if" then? Like if you enjoy a muscular redhead marine girl slaying demons more fucking power to you, I can get behind that, but if it's an attempt at trolling I don't get it. I legit thought you were just missing information due to not playing the games.

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Pokemon don't have gentials so they cannot have sex.

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any character you self insert as

If you get it why are you overthinking it?

Then how are eggs made?
>hurr they just show up in the daycare magically!
Shut up,EVERYONE knows whats happening in there.

Slaying demons is his puss

Maybe they’re like the Asari from mass effect and can impregnate something from across a room using invisible sex magic they all inherently have inexplicably

Probably just Welsh.

They literally do just "show up" they are made of energy. Saying pokemon have sex to reproduce is like saying pokemon age to evolve.

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Arcues is standing right there you cant take this as an average egg occurrence

¿Cual es el problema?

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>autoerotic asphyxiation.

Just accept that your coomer fantasies aren't canon.

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Burgers?

The absolute state of genwunners

Be honest. Has the alias "Doom Slayer" grown on ya over time?

No

It's trying way too hard, I liked how the original games were more tongue-in-cheek. Nu-Doom lost that and tries to play it straight and it's boring

Kinda but I'll still always call him Doomguy

I like it as what the demons call him but not as an all-purpose name, I like him just being named as "Doomguy" or "Doom Guy" in Eternal along with '16's UAC Marineguy dolls as a reference to it.

Well dude the demons had to call him SOMETHING. They seem to speak old fashioned like the greeks.

and your headcanon is?

What about Samus?

Do you have a single source to back that up?

cause he has a bf? wasn't this canon?

Keep coping.

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