Did your parents ever put rules on your gaming...

>thought it was rules for a kid written by their parent
>pic related
>realize it's clingy gf shit
>pic related

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what happened when your regular mom found out?

Fucking hell.

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Why have to endure a single male when you can have dozens of providers who you don’t even have to touch?

>all these incels seething because Ashley just wants Blake to spend time with her

I bet she was an English major and valedictorian because females are treated by academia even more like toddlers than minorities are

My favourite thing about that pic is the completely flat, minimal effort attempt at contract-style language. But the chick is clearly so inexperienced with writing or any sort of word processing that she barely includes punctuation and just iterates her insecurities very blatantly.

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I'm more pissed that Blake was such a little bitch for a video game that he signed a stupid piece of paper for it

Yeah, Blake is such a little bitch, he can't even buy his own video games.

In a healthy relationship, you don't dictate time spent together. That shit flows naturally. You should not need a piece of paper to interact

They put the router under a lock and only gave me the key to activate it 2hrs a day but it was a shitty lock so I made a double of the key out of a coke can (just cut inside of it using key as a guide) and opened it every night to play WoW. Fun times, never got caught.

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>Had to go and spend time outside before playing games
>Egg timer set for an hour at a time
>Could earn more game time by doing chores and playing outside
>Strict age limit policy

Mom took my copy of gta vice city away when I was 12 and gave it back to me as a birthday gift when I turned 18. It was pretty funny.

Pretty cute. I wish shr was my gf

Very similar to me
>15 minute timer, extended up to an hour by doing chores/homework
>no mature games
>threw away the copy of Killer Instinct that came with the SNES because of the name
Not happy about KI but happy she put limits, all my best memories as a kid are scouts, sports, and biking around town with my friends. I would've just been sitting on my ass playing games otherwise.

if the guy agrees he's the ultimate cuck, but that's kind of his problem, honestly.
Idgaf, really

People take longer than 11 minutes to text?

Yeah but I figured how to play them like fools and they were pretty tech illiterate. I was playing cod with the volume off, history book open in front of me and whenever I'd hear someone approach I'd switch the screen off. They never checked my tower and it was quite silent. Feel a bit bad.

I bought all my games myself since I was 11.

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Good thing I will never have a girlfriend ;_;

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Sometimes I take a whole day to text.

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>obeying any rule ever
>obeying any rule without the threat of jail time
nah

the fag who signed that is most likely an incel who just found his first girl, no seasoned men would put up with that.

>people still think this is real
Can autism be caught over the internet?

>Make sure I have something to do while you are in battle.
JFC, she's a literal toddler.
>t. father of an ex-toddler

>all my best memories aren't from an alternate timeline
Crazy how nature do that
I wasn't a shithead and actually did a lot of that stuff on my own, and my mom actually let me play killer instinct.
So I have those kickass memories of hanging with friends all day, except we'd end the day by going home to play games or we'd play games during sleepovers.
Swings n roundabouts.

>Morons will once again conflate one person of a given gender with all people of that gender

Shock

>"Blake Perry"

Born to be a cuckold with a name like this.

It's more fun to roll with it than screech IT'S NOT REAL IT'S FAKE YOU MORONS

#7 is pretty retarded.

1# too lol

>he actually signed it
How in the world are you this beta?

>I believe the best way to distinguish myself at work is to work extra for free, and do things outside of my job description for no extra compensation
Yep

This, don’t let some worthless cunt control you.

My mom put a parental lock on my sega channel for primal rage the 2d dinosaur fighting game
She did not put a parental lock on mortal kombat
when i confronted her about blocking the dinosaur game but not the people fighting game she agreed to remove the parental lock

He wouldn’t necessarily be wrong if doing that was effective, but in 99% of cases being chums with your superiors is more likely to get you farther than overworking yourself ever will.

Every fucking girl wants the same guy. The 250 lb hambeast at work still lusts over my married 6'4 coworker, so does the 60 year old grandma and every other woman. Anyone else they make that face.

>best way to distinguish myself is to come in early, stay late and volunteer for everything.
Fucking dumbass, that's how you become an overworked tool.

god I wish that were me

You mean, be the same race and the same age.

Fuck you, user.

she's pretty cute

You working harder and longer= more time for boss and pals to fuck around.
At least from personal experiences.

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>Ivy League educated actor pretends to be working class and coaxes morons into sucking corporate dick
Why are Americans such a slave race?

Remember that any problems with women can be solved by killing all simps, betas and orbiters.

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My parents put a password on my computer when I was 13 because they thought it would make me go outside more and make friends. Then they would just see me sit on the grass on our yard until they let me go back on my computer and eventually just took off the password by the time I was 14.

I think they forgot we lived in a 99% black/hispanic neighborhood and no one wanted to be associated with some weird, lanky white kid and so I had no friends. The only friends I had were online, and I actually ended up not getting to spend very much time with them over that year because of their strict control over my computer use and it just made me depressed.

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Yes but I played vidya anyways
also that is gf and if gf makes rules and is not a dominatrix then it is shit

2 hours max
Homework first
Chores first

How could he be an incel if he found a girl

Because their education system was created with sole purpose of making a disposable workforce that stomps out any questioning of authority

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Incel is like boomer and manlet a state of mind first and foremost

And Chads too. They do benefit from current status quo and would not want to give it out.

This is so pathetically insecure it just makes me feel bad for her along with the simp that validates this

Blaming chads is a simp quality.

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Stop being a virgin user and become the chad

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ex-incel to be accurate, the message is that he was a insecure who just found a girl

>implying
Kids aren't picky, retard, I bet you were just a weirdo and pushed people away.

if he didn't immediately drop her he's a cuck

Look who's here. Little cuck in denial, afraid to fight real threat. Chads do enable degeneracy of our age, they do not act like real leaders they should be. They are just leeches who got live off the degenerate system. Fuck them and fuck beta cucks who choose not to see this.

How long until "Sex Worker" becomes a pejorative and they start calling themselves something else? "Whore" and "Prostitute" used to just be the name of the job

This is literally more beta than being a virgin. And trust me, I also was in such a relationship. You need to be a stone cold alpha chad to have a chance at a nice f
gf. So stop being emotional and start working on your character.

>tfw straight A student through all of school, so I had zero limitations on vidya
>folks literally bought me a playstation after having my first car accident (they were just glad I wasn't dead)
>constant 4.0 GPA and honor roll
>got to play games regardless of age limit
>no limit on consoles, so I was full on idort (even had dial-up which was a luxury at the time)

It feels good to have such a great family.

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To be fair, this isn't that bad in and of itself, but immediately falls apart if your coworkers abd superiors don't approach the job with the same kind of benevolence.

>Mom took my copy of gta vice city away when I was 12 and gave it back to me as a birthday gift when I turned 18
Wouldn't IV have been out by then>

He clearly signed it retard

>retard thinks it's good being a huge nerd
lol
I used to get the best grades in all elementary school, but that shit is for losers.

sort of related
>be 90s (was born in 85)
>be oldest of 3
>family gets first computer in 1994
>year later we finally get internet
>be surfing it all the time and shit
>parents always get pissy about me using the internet a lot
>you fiddle with that internet too much user, its just another stupid fad like *insert toy name*
>cut off internet
>dont get internet back for like another 2 years
>be present day
>parents always calling me when their internet or computer shit doesnt work

Even if chads are gone women aren't going to want to be with beta bitch bois like you

>there is non-serious discussion on Yea Forums, wheres the peer reviews?! WHERE ARE THE STUDIES?!
It do be like that sometimes

That contract is null and void because it wasn't notarized by a third party. He could easily deem that as inadmissible evidence because it has no legal validity. She played herself.

They didn't care what I do so long as I didn't cause trouble for them and had good enough grades.

Yes, I was only allowed to play games on certain days of the week.

yeah gays just destroy everything the moment you dont give them attention

>having a woman that devoted to you
>that pretty
why would you not just be in an infinite cycle of loving and fucking her?

You would be surprised how many men pay all the bills and are still womanhandled by their spouses.

I think so, but the point was that I got my game back just as she promised 6 years before.

well it is fake

only not to stay up all night playing video games

that's about it

It's pretty cringe but it's clearly just her trying to be cute. Anyone taking it seriously is a littl too wrapped up in their woman-hating.

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Who cares what they want? Chads are obstacles, plain and simple.

t. low test scores.

>Who cares what they want?
Sounding kind of rapey there beta bitch boi.

>one image is from 2015
>the other is from 2018

you are not even trying

>88 replies 65 posters

then again...

Because every moment you aren't within her sights will be under scrutiny. Wanting a relationship like this is the most simp shit you could wish for

What the fuck is that Geese problem?

>Kids aren't picky
In what universe?

No, it's not clearly her trying to be cute. This isn't an anime

That seems like the most likely case, but it’s concerning to know that there are some people out there who would do this seriously.

So you lust over the 250 lb hambeast and the 60 year old grandma and not the 20 y/o waitress? Are all men as profound and kind-hearted or are you just different?

>all my best memories aren't from an alternate timeline
Maybe I wasn't clear. I spent plenty of time gaming, but none of my best memories are of playing games. That stuff just doesn't stick like real life does.

you really expect these incels and NEETs to catch this shit? They just want to hate something that isn't them.

1. You're wrong. Young Children can be very exclusionary
2. I was 13, and most of the kids in the neighborhood were black/hispanic in 15+ years old, there weren't a whole lot of people my age there, it was just babies and actual teens
3. I didn't push anyone away because I never spoke to anyone really. I was quiet.

>call of duty
why do girls pretend to enjoy things? guys never pretend to be interested in girly hobbies

Too much time in your echo chamber has left you stunted, user. It is very plain that she's trying to be cute for her bf.

This

I could only play a couple hours a day on school nights until I was like 12. Then they stopped caring.

>You must reply to my text in 11 minutes
And that's a red flag. The rest is pretty understandable, that's when it becomes obsessive and pretty clear she has self esteem issues she should be in treatment for.

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user, there are very few women actually worth worshiping like how you describe. Most relationships get boring fast.

What if she does it ironically?
There's nothing better than a partner who shares your sharp wit, dry humor, cynical attitude and love for video games.

>having a woman that devoted to you
That isn't devotion it's obsession and possessive
>that pretty
Good looks is nice when you want to coom but afterwards you're still left with all her personality defects

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You've never been with a pretty girl, they are not only needy buy crazy as fuck. It gets tiring after a few months.

No

Why is it when I saw daddy special day I assumed that this would be about anal sex.

What kind of friend would act like that?

>obviously has kids.
>wife basically tells him he can lounge around and not help all day, except for a little while after the kids are asleep.
What's wrong with this? Sounds like a good day to me.

lol
Nice insecurity there, I actually aced all of my tests, I just stopped trying to be the best of the class that shit is worthless on any circumstance.

It really isn't, if your family isn't loaded and you're aiming for a scholarship.

whole lotta incels itt need to kys themselves YIKES

I dated a woman 20years older than me with two kids and blind on one eye for some time.

Does that make me a good boi?

In the universe for non autists, I only met one kid that asked kids to stop talking to me, he was my cousin and he's a flaming faggot, he was just jealous everyone got along with me and no one liked him, aside from that every other kid played with anyone as long as they were having fun.

>falling for the gf meme
lmao, enjoy the sloppy seconds

Neighbor had the sega channel. It was pretty dope.

You don't need to be a huge nerd to get a scholarship, I got one on my engineering college, and like I said, I stopped trying, school is the easiest shit you can do.

>nasty old cellar
>thrift store refugee hot wheels shite
>gross basic bitch snacks
>wife is definitely fat if she cohabitates in this squalor
>moviegame
>spineless pandering note
yea, I’m thinking just as cringe as OP

I also lived in a poor neighborhood, full of hispanics, no one was picky, kids just wanted to have fun, of course if you are a full autist no one will force you to play with them.

Am I the only one who thinks that her rules are probably justified? Sounds like he ignores his girlfriend to play trash like Call of Duty. He really deserves these rules if he's that much of a casual idiot.

No way this is real. He got demoted 2 ranks down and he trashes his shit?

Depends a lot on the school as well. IT department had significanly less funding, so scholarships were only handed out to near-perfect averages.

She’s obviously demonstrating disinterest in CoD you fucking retard.

I really can't fault her for this.

Stop trying to justify being a nerd, you can get good grades but you clearly are a huge one.

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Have some sex, celly.

My father forced me to put my console in the closet on Sunday night and I could only take it out of the closet and turn it on the TV again Friday when I returned from school.
It was a boring rule, but on the other hand it made the weekends a lot more fun and helped me cultivate other hobbies instead of just playing video games like an autistic person.
What is funny that today I work at home and have a lot of spare time to play every day, but playing on weekdays still feels "wrong" to me and I can only really enjoy video games even on weekends.

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I'm sure that 36 dollars really helped.

As an adult, you just don't have time to replay JRPGs.

Nintendies are mentally ill

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Not like it would hold up in court.

I have, but it takes me months to finish a game. And often all that redundant gameplay makes me question why I'm playing that and not reading a book or something.

Because he makes a bunch of retard. I'm sure whatever shithole you're from has hypocrites on the television.

As long as I did good at school (and I did), nope. Spent almost all my free time either playing, reading or watching old war movies.

A friend of mine got bad grades, so his mom told him he couldn't play GameCube for a week. He didn't listen, so she unhooked it and put it in her closet. She caught him hooking it back up, so she would put it in her purse whenever she left the house. One time I went over to his house and he spent nearly 2 hours tearing her room apart trying to find it. I found her dildo under a side table. We were 18.

it got notarized later by her bull

Either the flat they live in was fucking tiny beyond recognition, or this was done out of spite.

>Kids aren't picky
i found the retard

Sounds like an addict, if I was his parents I'd destroy all his consoles and make him find a less cringy hobby.

They put 0 rules on gaming. I would sometimes game 6 hours in a row without breaks as a kid. I never did my homework because my parents didn't tell me to. Now I'm a 28 year old NEET who still lives with his parents and it's their own damn fault.

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>haha my wife typed out and printed a contract and I signed it as a joke
>I'm not totally cucked beyond belief, haha

>not having a partner you share interests with

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This is so much worse though. Imagine being an adult and admitting to liking entertainment enough that another adult consooms for you to see that entertainment for 10 insignificant minutes.

kinda based wife desu.

why couldnt he just put that stuff in a box and stash it at his parents house?

this reminds me of a viral photo i saw a few xmases ago. basically some woman was hosting her families christmas and she made some super anal schedule where the entire day was pre planned and included a bunch of gay shit that nobody likes todo.

this is when you throw it into her face tell her fuck your gift and fuck you and go and buy yourself a copy

Even if I liked the show this much why would I want to fuck Morty?

This

hang out with wife probably = have wild sex with wife

>Not being petty and buying it yourself once she takes it away

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yikes oof cringe

spotted the virgin

I would dip out so fast if I saw that.

Just literally putting my shit in a bag and block her lmao

the sex better be amazing.

>not telling her to go fuck herself and buying it yourself anyway there are 1000s of sluts out there that look just like her

>sapott4ed the idiot who cant see the mans kids are meant to see that list so she cant put "
have wild sex" on it

Found the sheltered autist.

Is simp short for simpleton?

Last girlfriend I had was cool, but she would always interrupt my gaming session. I would come home from work and just wanted to unwind/relax with some games.

She would come over and just pout until I put the controller down. Fuck that shit, I broke up with her a few weeks later after I plowed her a few more times. Now it's just been me and my games ever since and I've been happy.

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Well if I was in this position to begin with I would just keep doing as I usually do. If she doesn't appreciate me for how I am she can leave dont care. That is why my current GF is absolutely perfect

>signing the contract
This man could get tricked by the devil himself.

>Not giving her a mean left hook and taking the game from her unconscious body
Never gonna make it

No it just makes you desperate. If you were just fucking her on the side like plenty of other people do with similar women then whatever
But actually dating her? Guys like you have all of these mental gymnastics to justify doing it. Kudos if her kids were anywhere near your age. The mothers who do that shit are always trash.

It was pretty bad with him. He borrowed MK3 from a kid and would wake up at like 5am to play it so his mom wouldn't find out. I borrowed Jurassic Park on snes from him for a week in the 5th grade, then he demanded I replace it because he lost it and thought I never returned it, 6 or 7 years later. His family couldn't rent from the local video store because he would pretend to return games but just keep them for weeks and get huge fines. This was when you would rent a game for a day, maybe 2 at a time.

its the flavor of the month beta/cuck/basedboy etc

Actually having a contract like that is a sign the relationship isnt working out. If you enjoy each others company, you find and make time to do the things each person wants to do. She wants to go out for the day we go out for the day, I want to stay in and play some vidya, we play vidya together. its not hard to be in a give and take relationship so long as you both understand each other and WANT to be with each other.

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what a fucking cuck...jesus christ. Fuck getting gf

Yea but what does it mean and where does it come from? Simpleton is all I can think of. I guess it just means beta but eh, it's bothering me to not know.

This gets much worse when you think about how she spent time thinking of the rules, writing them, printing it out, posing for photos, picking the best one, and probably thinking of a caption to go with it for her social media profile.

a host of games streamed directly to the console every month new ones are added and this is 1994
sega was so far ahead of its time in multiple ways

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Wtf is a simp you dumb simp?

Well, yeah, if you're some kind of autist who wants to complete the RPG in like 7 hours. RPG's, regardless of what you're doing in your daily work schedule, should be enjoyed slowly.

>1 hour for lunch
How much fucking food are you eating for it to take a fucking hour? Holy shit.

Thanks for confirming your virginity.

>Being such a primitive brute
If you do that she'll talk about it and gain sympathy points. While you look like a monster. In order to defeat the woman you must become the woman.

while you're trying to follow those rules she gets to guzzle down big black bull cum

>tekken
>nintendo
Its time to stop.

You guys do realize this is fake right? It's not hard for an enigmatic couple to wirte up a fake contract, then post it on reddit for upvotes and karma. You all do the same, only you do it anonymously.

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i got you amigo. It means suckas idolizing mediocre pussy

you know not everyone is a compulsive liar on the internet right?

I'd rather buy that game on GoG so it comes without the DRM gf.

Looks like a backronym.

She basically told him to sell all the shit he loves while she sits on her ass and watches netflix while browsing facebook all day. It was a power-play. She was trying to take control of him, and since hes a cuck it worked. $100 the kid isn't his and she left him.

>Grammer
The ironing

Man you're stupid

If a girl presented me with this letter I would instantly rape her and then start playing my game.

Luckily for you you will remain alone forever.

Fuck, I'd feel so uncomfortable being in a relationship with someone who'd do shit like this. One of the reasons I don't mind being alone is because I don't like controlling or being controlled so I can do anything with my life that I want to with no tie downs

Once rules start coming down it probably isn't worth being the the relationship for much longer especially if you have such vastly different interests like these 2 seems to have. 3 and 4 are the height of insanity

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I feel the same way man. It sounds nice to experience having a girlfriend but its too much work.

>pausing multiplayer games

It’s a symbolic gesture that demonstrates they you are prepared to give up your childish toys and take on real adult responsibilities. It’s not surprising that a bunch of incel pedo weebs can’t grasp this concept.

Im assuming you are OP and not stupid enough/underaged to think that post is real.

VIDEOGAMES

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I wonder what the wife gave up in return. Oh right, nothing.

all that for cod ww2?
based and true

>tfw reddit called out this fake bullshit in less than a post and it died
>tfw people on Yea Forums are not even reading the thread and just assume OP is legit
what happen to you guys?

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Look at this broke ass nigga

This is obviously an extreme example but shit like this is why I'm most comfortable in months like 2-6 of a relationship. I suck at meeting new people and doing that dance but as soon as you have to start sharing and being obligated to each other it's just a giant headache

Do you get autistic about the authenticity of every greentext story too?

I'm just making a statement lovely
Why you singled out my post is beyond me. I didn't say it was real or I believed it

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>I wonder what the wife gave up in return. Oh right, nothing.
Her body of course. For 9 months, she's going to have a lifeform growing inside of her, destroying her from the inside and once it's ready to come out. The intense pain she will have to endure. Don't be a incel, please, sweatie

>>tfw reddit called out this fake bullshit in less than a post and it died
How do you know this?

It's more about the "what if" instead of it being legitimate. I know people in real life both male and female who've done things similar to this. My own sister tracks her husband around on a GPS and checks all of his receipts and bank account. That sounds like a nightmare to live.

>2020
>falling for the vaginal jew

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girlfriends who makes these kind of rules usually don't even let you have sex with her, or if she did, it never last the whole day.

Someone making you do something isn't a symbolic gesture. Guaranteed that guy will resent her for it.

take a look at the picture again and tell me he isn't a nintendo fan

>Owning a home and having a job while married in 2020.
>Meanwhile, divorce lawyers rubbing their hands together for that sweet, sweet 1/3rd cut and upset you didn't have more kids for the court to collect a % of the child support.

She can easily be both

retard here, can you point out what is wrong with the grammar?

>t.user trying to improve his shitty grammar

Not everybody wolfs down their food. Some people eat slowly.

One day I will find the best girlfriend in existence. I'll make it Yea Forums, and I'll be there to write a post about it and how all women aren't worthless trash after all.

I gotcha sis.

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>THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING MOTHER FUCKING WRONG WITH BEING GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PISSED AT VIDEO GAMES GGRRRRRRRRAUUUUGH!

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Some gets offended if you call them a sex worker and instead call themselves "Escorts". kek

I bet you donate to twitch streamers too, kid.

Are amerimutts really that obedient cucks who'd follow every rule this bitch wrote?
Also
> CoD
aaaaaaahahahahaha

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I honestly dont know if youre a hambeast or larping as one

the last one is retarded too. no matter how you want it to be true - it is not.

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Get women to sell their clothes or shoes and see what happens.
>getting married in the current year.

Why not pass it on to the kid? A nice little way to bond.

this looks like he has this "privilege" only once in few months or even a year

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if you're THAT desperate for female contact, might as well go to a third world country and buy a wife.

Believe me they don't run away and are very submissive.

i'd fucked her on dat table. she knows and loves

When I was in year 1 my parents worked out with my teacher that she would give me gold stars for doing well in school and each star I could redeem for an hour of playing video games.
I think this was a great idea of theirs since it encouraged me to work hard for a reward.

i guess you will never understend or you are to young

One hour a day. Though there was a back and forth battle that lasted years, to see who could hide the handhelds better.

one that your only with to cumm

You might want to head back to a subreddit, sweaty.

They did but I broke them and got in trouble so much that they gave up trying to enforce them.

haven't you ever heard "Never be first, never be last, and never, ever volunteer for everything?"

>got bullied at school
>when dad wasn't working or drunk he was beating me and my brother for no reason
>every day was horrific
>only thing that gave me a modicum of enjoyment was video games
>instead of letting me have my escapism mom would yell and bitch at me about playing video games instead of eating dinner with them or going outside to "play"(i was in highschool ffs) which would lead to more beatings when she would sic my dad on me

Yeah I had rules..but they were never EVER consistent or logical.

How do we fix women Yea Forumsros?

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I’m so glad my gf plays video games so she isn’t a moron and understands

Upper manager at local factory here (my dad's the owner, I know I'm scum). If we see anyone volunteering to get used like a tool, we will use him like a tool, and always only offer him the minimum. You'd be surprised by how many people do it

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My latina mom threw the disc at me and beat me with the case

>Tekken
>Career

You know what i mean. But if that's what you want to do then be my guest.

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Roses are red
Rent is free
You're desperate for validation
I have to pee

must be one hell of a union

My dad met my mom while playing arcade games in the 80s, so no video game rules for me. However, I did get thrown out of the house to wander the neighborhood most weekends, and looking back I’m absolutely sure there’s no reason to tell your kid to go away for a few hours unless you’re trying to fuck.

I’m so happy my parents are about to have their 40th anniversary.

You missed one, idiot.

this pic reminds me of a colleague who literally broke a man's spirit because one time he got drunk and kissed another girl, so she stalked him and put his entire group of friends against him and basically almost ruined his social life, after which he got down on his knees and asked for forgiveness while asking her to marry him, at which point she replied "yes". After all this she told me with a straight face that she's in it just to divorce him and take all his shit some day. To this day she keeps messing with him and fucking other men behind his back.

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Back in the days of PS1 and CRT, they'd say it's dangerous to be in front of the TV for long, so me and my brother may play in intervals no longer than 30 minutes. Other than that? Free range.

Frankly the entire thing needs to be rewritten as the structure and flow are both awful, but that was the bare minimum of obvious problems.

>be gay
>monogamous
>introvert
>married to another that is the same
>play whatever vidya we want when we want, together, alone, doesn't matter
>both make six figures
>house with indoor pool and 10 acres of land that the help tends (except for my personal herb garden), and a six car garage with 4 point piston lift (that my '72 Trans Am refuses to unperch from)
>never have to deal with mood seings, periods, pregnancy, minivans, makeup, fancy clothes, jewelry, etc
Even if I wanted kids, I'd just look up someone with a good pedigree and pay them to pop one out for each of our DNA sets. But kids suck, and I'd probably be a dogshit parent.

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>she's in it just to divorce him and take all his shit some day.
How does this work exactly? What's stopping someone from storing all of his stuff at a friend of family member's house so he won't get screwed over by his soon to be ex-wife?

Lawyers

Prison, if there's photo/video proof that the items were there.

>Her body of course. For 9 months
oh geez, god forbid a woman have to sit around for 9 months doing practically nothing.

>He actually signed it
dare I say BASED?

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>have to get shit on my dick to get sexual pleasure

Sort of invalidates that other shit. Kys fag.

by "his shit" I actually meant his house, which the simp I talked about beforehand is paying for with mortgage. The VAST majority of divorces around here end up with the ex wife taking possession of the house.

Why do bitches always expect something in return when they try to "gift" you something but they expect that they don't ever have to repay you for the expensive shit she makes you get for her?

you dumbfuck lmao

Yeah you might eve say he’s based and redpilled traditionalist. This is what all pol should aspire to be.

Best post itt

All the incels commenting on this don't have kids, the snacks are disgusting but doing this as a wife is pretty based.

Fuck that. My mum bought me Vice City and San Andreas. I got games and things as gifts for doing well in school. My dad was based too, got my PS1 chipped so I could play pirated games.

>parents put a password on computer
>boot up the PC in safe mode, log in on admin account and create a new account for myself
>play runescape while parents are at work
>delete the new account
>they have no clue

>After all this she told me with a straight face that she's in it just to divorce him and take all his shit some day.
How'd you reply to this psycho?

Why are you so rude, user?

>I am American
>I deplore debt
>Education is my responsibility

lmao what.

>gift
>conditions

somebody get that bitch a dictionary

Yes, yes, the grapes are terribly sour, Mr. Fox.

Did you even attempt to warn the man about the cunt? You should've recorded what that bitch said so he could divorce her without losing anything.

Rape that bitch until she submits

>wow, you're such a psycho bitch
>I know right? I love it, he's such a doormat :)
legit response
I have been thinking about it but I need my colleague(s) to learn the ropes of my new job which requires me to keep a trustful attitude with them. For now at least. Believe me, I've been recording some shit.

zoomers are coomers so they can't into critical thinking

I mean, other than sex, why do men need a woman? It's cheaper to fap to porn, pay a whore or have free sex at a bar when needed.
Then come home, shitpost or hang out with your friends, play games, work, etc.. I don't see the need of a girlfriend that will provide literally 0 income or anything to me life as I'm already pretty comfortable with.
I don't hate women, I just don't get this shit of get a gf, marry, have kids, all while spending money on shit you don't want and not enjoying life, all because of what? Who asked me to do this?
If I ever find a girl that actually has 2 braincells and is stable enough on her own, then I'll be with her, but so far I've found none and I'm ok with that.

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That's what my brother-in-law did. He plays games casually but bought a Switch for his kids and occasionally plays with them. Meanwhile my sister doesn't really care for games unless it's Mario Party, but it's something.

parents were notoriously laissez-faire about video games. the one time my mom put her foot down was on the original God of War for some reason. It was the only time she ever asked about a game's content, and the EB games guy said "uh, yeah, it's pretty violent and there's some sexually explicit stuff in it," and she refused to let me buy it.
eagerly bought it two years later when i was 17, realized the game sucked major dick and the only reason i wanted to play it so badly for those two years was because my mom explicitly forbade me from playing it for some reason.

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why isnt that ice cube floating?

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Imagine have a gf who regulates what you can't or can do. Almost as bad as a gf who wants to hang out with the guys, but always makes it a terrible experience.

Imagine letting another person regulate what you can or can't do past adult age

So what did his wife have to give up for the child?

The cup is empty

>having a child means you can no longer enjoy your favourite pass times ever again

ah shit son, was stoned and thought it was brimmed with water.

Fair point, in that case please answer

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having a gf is pure cuckholdry, pass on that gay shit

imagine not taking the 2D pill in the year of the lord of 2020 AD

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I bet you're one of those women that thinks having a child ruins your body forever, there are plenty of women that had kids but then work out to keep their bodies in great shape like as if they never had a child.

Yes. They only let me play during the weekend and it stayed that way until I went to college.

How the fuck did he even get into a situation where this bitch got a game he wanted before him? .
What if he just buys his own copy and tells her to fuck off?

my parents would only let me play vidya for a hour on weekdays

you would have a point...if for those 9 months her partner sat around and did absolutely nothing

Otherwise your point doesn't work here

unless you look like pic related women don’t want you to talk to them if you do it’s harassment

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Uh, yeah, pretty much. Ask any dude with a job, a wife, and a kid, they get like 2 hours a week to actually sit down and quietly enjoy something.

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The 20/80 rule is present worldwide

except it's not that simple

This bitch definitely cheats

Keep it, I'll just buy one myself.

kek

same thing, had to be outside for however long i wanted to game

Thank god I am ugly so no roastie can get near me and trick meinto relation”slavery”ship

>Tekken 7
>Nintendo

Around the age of 7-11 parents would only let me use the pc for an hour a day when they were home.
Later my dad would wire a switch going to the pc power cable, put a lock on it and hide the keys somewhere in the house. I would have to do my homework then call him so he can tell me where it is. Naturally, I spent more time looking for the keys myself than actually doing my homework.
Later he would put a password on my boot with some shit called BootMagic. Sometime I would actually guess the password, especially during long stretches where I was completely banned from using the pc. Later I found a way to completely circumvent it using a floppy with the program on it.
Around the age of 12 they just kinda give up on policing it.
Mind you this was the late 90's and gaming wasn't such an acceptable thing as it is now, my brother, 6 years younger, never had to go through any of that shit.

You missed "hangout", which is the noun. It should be "hang out", the verb.

why are you on Yea Forums?

holy fuck you really needs to have sex

First rule should be the game

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>he doesn’t want to peg the shota boipucci
faggot

How's your wife's son doing?

>straight introvert and the missus never raises a stink about dumb shit
I don't get why you all have to date shitty women and then act like that's all women
I dated one shitter and dumped her ass because I'm not a desperate manchild whose thirst for pussy would lead to self-wrought misery

To show incels that there’s more to life than masturbating to underage cartoons. I pray for you bro.

All we see in you though is that without video games we'll turn into the kind of person who comes on to Yea Forums of all places to play comparison games.
I'm struggling to imagine what that person is or looks like but it's not a healthy image.

As a kid it was
>had to finish homework or other chores before gaming
>couldn't hog the tv or pc gaming all day (basically time limits)
>"user the weather is nice. Go outside and play. You can play video games later."
The latter, at the time, would piss me off but it lead to some fun adventures riding around town on bikes with friends.

My parents didn't really care. I just had to make sure I read a book or My bible for an hour each weekend. Whenever I was in trouble, I'd get my consoles taken away first thing, though. And there was also a time when I got in trouble for looking up porn, so for almost two years the family computer was locked in my dad's office. My parents never found my secret spot in the basement with my SNES though. So I always had that.

I had a friend who was only allowed to play 30 minutes of video games a day... It took him over a year just to beat FFX.

>5
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

Please have sex before you shoot up an elementary school.

>more to life than masturbating to underage cartoons
You have to go back.
That sort of stereotypical misconception about everything can only come from someone who's an absolute newshit.

What an incredibly insecure and controlling person. Hope that guy got the fuck out quickly.

you're terribly boring and the sad part is you're probably smart enough that you're bored silly while shitting out all these terrible posts

>The latter, at the time, would piss me off
Same. I would basically sperg out, but ultimately it was for the best. That being said, my parent's yard was like... 5 feet wide, yet they'd get upset if I was gone for too long. So what the fuck was I supposed to do?

I had no friends so I never went outside and no one at school ever wanted to hang out with me. It pissed me off when my parents tried this shit with me because there's nothing for me to do outside especially where I lived. You'd need a car to be able to go anywhere interesting.

Fucking THIS.

I'm not wholely convinced that my parents didn't just want me to leave so they could have sex or smoke weed.
They wanted me to go play outside, but there wasn't anywhere to go, and their yard was tiny. Also, all of my friends lived several miles away. Basically, it would just be me digging a hole... Which I also got in trouble for.

No, she learned early on I was far smarter than her. No rules mattered because I knew better than her whether or not they should be rules.

Also, she wasn't a complete retard either. She understood on some level that it was best to let all of us do mostly as we wished. Help when asked or when in danger and not before.

It's called letting your child make mistakes so they learn and grow up instead of becoming coddled 30 year olds no better than the average 8 year old in knowledge of the world and overcoming hardships.

Why should anyone be surprised by gynocentrism? It's literally one of the main tropes in family comedy because everyone fucking knows it's really the women in control in relationships.

And who are the victims of most crimes in crime drama shit? Women because people care most about seeing those who hurt women brought to justice, etc., etc.

As a kid, no video games during the weekday which was fucking garbage. Past that if I wanted to buy a new game I'd have to do a bunch of work to earn it up until I won like 2k dollars off some competitions which kept me funded till I got to university and got a job

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In awe at the size of this lad. Top bloke.

I'm not even memeing you right now, you sound like a retard. You're joking right?

>Adults aren't allowed to have fun.
>If you have a child or a wife your live is theirs.

That shit always makes it easy to spot the underage faggot, imagining himself as "the family man" while fapping to Ariana Grande fake porn on his smartphone.

>imagining himself as "the family man" while fapping to Ariana Grande
This literally made me laugh out loud. That's good shit.

>b-but she’s a 10 thousand year old dragon!
kys yourself pedo

Keep going, you're only making it worse for yourself.

I did this and I got ahead, the problem is you give them an inch and they take a mile, and suddenly you're the main contact for half of the fucking client base
I'm going for a second interview for a job tomorrow. I've been told by an inside source I basically have it. I can't wait to throw my resignation in.

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No, I generally did what I wanted and didn't care.

You idiots, what kind of man is he that he has to let his wife decide what he should do throughout an ENTIRE day? Much less put up a fucking schedule, as if you need to be anymore explicit than "hey I'm taking care of the kids do what you want", Jesus Christ. This man's a cuck through and through

Good luck, user. I recently had a series of interviews with a place where I was basically told I was a shoe-in, and I was completely rejected with no explanation as to why I wasn't hired. It pissed me off to no end.

Surrogacy + waifu >>>>>>>>>>> relationship

thanks for the post. I think I understand grammar a bit better when I see someone point it out. Also I think "the" should be in front of "game" in the first line right?

Honestly seems like a really cool gf, even if its muh rick and memey.

You're right. I don't know how I missed that.

whyboner

id put up with this shit if i was to fuck someone like this. if she wasnt attractive id be out faster than sonic tho

True, business major here, scientific research shows that those who promote the fastest are those who spend most time socialising with upper management.

Yeah, like divorce-rapes, false rape accusations, paternity frauds, pussy pass, daily bitching...

I had this, with fucking family working in the company once albeit in another department.
Hirings such a meme

The real problem isn't even what the GF is doing but the BF taking a picture and posting it on reddit for upvotes instead of just cherishing the moment and keeping it with their friends and family. Even posting it on facebook would be better since it's people you know and not some random strangers for upvotes.

Larp posting is alive and well in current year, I see.

>pause multiplayer game
>reply within 11 minutes

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>woman with a legendary sword cant even handle a racer with his bare hands
lmao

Based. As much as any woman loves to brag about how healthy they are and they let their partners play video games when they want, its all a fucking lie. Every girl I've ever been with has done this shit to the point where I've even told girls before we start dating that "I enjoy alone time and playing video games by myself, if you can't handle that then just say right now so I dont have to waste my time" and every single time theyll always say "oh dont worry i love video games I can handle it" then fast forward a week later theyre breaking down in fucking tears and screaming because id rather play video games than sit around watching tv or whatever boring shit they wanna do. Women literally cannot handle not being given attention 24/7 and are extremely co-dependant.

If I was your parent I would let you play more since you proved to be smarter than me to play a fucking video game.

You sure seem to have a lot of rules you expect everyone to live by, as you impart your judgement. I can't imagine the sort of prison you've locked your mind into, if you care that much about other people's activities. You have two choices here. You can free yourself and actually start enjoying life and the people around you, or you can continue being bitter and judgemental on the internet.

I lived my childhood in both worlds and some of my best memories are of playing video games. That stuff does stick in my case, I guess it depends from person to person.

Pretty beta desu

This is so retarded especially #7. There has been no job I worked where showing up early and leaving late ever helped. The most you'll get is a "thanks". The old saying of "hard work only gets you a bigger shovel" is absolutely true. The most advancement I got is in my current career where I'd bullshit with upper management and get just above the minimum work done so I didn't look like I was at the bottom. And mind you, I'm not talking about ass kissing either, more along the lines of "so whats super upper management got in store for us for the next few years, hows that gonna change what we do" or "what new projects are we going to take on, how's that going to affect old projects we've finished with". Shit like that

>Follow these rules, user, or I'll take away the toy I bought you.
>Not his mom
Choose one, faggot.