Don't worry it's unloaded!

He wrote the dailogue and its far more portal 2 than half-life2. I could almost believe this is buffy the vampire slayer just listening to the lines out of context.

Half-Life:
>why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties!
>My god! What are you doing?
>Ah, Freeman! Do you think we should appeal for the Alien Authority?
>I may disguise myself as a security officer to avoid certain doom!

Half-Life 2:
>Dr Freeman I presume
>Now how bout that beer I owed ya?
>Tell Dr Breen I said FUCK YOU

Condition Zero:
>Maybe we can throw snowballs at an intruder!
>Why must they make these guns so small, my finger can't fit in the trigger comrades!

Half-Life 2: Episode 1:
>I guess you could call it a Zombine! haha

Half-Life 2: Episode 2:
>Now that the suppression field is down.. Gordon maybe you and Alyx...
>Now, about a certain microwave casserole
>AR2? Nah but i've heard of an AR3!

Portal:
>First you will be killed, then there will be cake

Portal 2:
>He's not just a regular moron, he was designed to be a moron
>CAVE JOHNSON HERE WITH MANTIS PEOPLE
>I have an excellent four part plan for killing you, then i'll still have 5 minutes to stop all these fires
>Ello! This is the part where I kill you!

TF2:
>It's entire existence

L4D/L4D2:
>GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
>OH SHIT KIDDIE LAND
>I think I hear my ex-wife, lights off

tl;dr fuck you, fuck OP, fuck Yea Forums and fuck contrarians

portal was a mistake

Yeah, but now there's no Laidlaw or Faliszek to keep him grounded.

And before the Valve disinfo campaign kicks off on this: Laidlaw has consistently denied any involvement in HLA's development. He left Valve in 2015-16, before HLA was anything more than pure gameplay prototypes.

twitter.com/marc_laidlaw/status/1221901984048926720

Maybe Laidlaw kept his autism in check, I don't fucking know. The tonal shift in humor is really jarring (and yes, hl games always had humor, before that one autist show up with his fucking """""argument""" that since hl1 had scientists talking about ties and hl2 had nightmares about that cat that means this whedonesque awkward delivery shit for every small event that player sees is absolutely okay)

except in HL:A you have a gay retard sitting in your ear 24/7 also this is about HL not the other games of valve

We need to keep a list of all the witty quips that happen in the first 30 minutes of HL2 alone
Self-conscious reddit edgelords need to fuck off, this series has always been cringecore

Fix your goddamn copypasta. The line is
>You will be baked, and then there will be cake

How the hell do you mess that up? The near ryhme on "baked" and "cake" is part of what makes the line memorable!

I love that you had to inflate your list with le funny xd games like tf2 and portal and even added fucking condition zero deleted scenes, a game not developed by valve. It's almost like otherwise you'd have jack shit, hmmmm...

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>NOOOOOOOO STOP PUTTING HUMOUR IN YOUR GAMES
>HUMOUR IS REDDIT STOP IT STOP IT STOP ITTTTT!!!!!

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>Half-Life 2:
>>Dr Freeman I presume
>>Now how bout that beer I owed ya?
>>Tell Dr Breen I said FUCK YOU

these are way less quppy than the ones in half life alyx plus they have more soul

pickle rick

It would probably be okay with OP if the guy called alyx a tranny or did a troll face or something. Not enough jaded irony so he's forced to feel something other than fucking misery

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE HUMOR IN A GAME, DONT YOU KNOW REDDIT LIKES HUMOR?!

>>My god! What are you doing?
>>Dr Freeman I presume
>4 (FOUR) jokes in total for the HL2 episodes
>Portal, TF, L4D and CZ in the list
>9 (NINE) jokes in total for the HL Series (not counting CZ)
>9 (N I N E I REPEAT) jokes in total for around 35 hours of gameplay in total
>HL:A has already gone way past 9
What point are you trying to make?

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wow you must be pretty smart

What a bunch of whiny jackasses, getting offended about a game they wont even play just for the sake of it. Twitter behavior

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>HL:A has already gone way past 9
How does it feel to be the literal embodiment of pic related?

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You forgot
>Do you know who ate ALL the donuts?

Gotta keep it light for levity.

Or
>Sometimes, i just dream about CHEESE

I am.

Question, when you report these threads, you choose "extremely low quality" or "trolling outside of b"?

>new videos
>non-stop quips
wow it's like you literally didn't watch them

This is unironically one of the best lines in the game. Simultaneously a joke but also a nice piece of black humor and world-building lore: the world is so messed up that they don't have cheese anymore.

>l4d isnt THERES VIRGIL WHAT ARE THEY DOING STORMS STARTIN' PEOPLE STICK TOGETHER STAY CLOSE GOTTA REACH FOR THE TOP STAY ON THE MOUNTAINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fix your shit fag

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>I guess you could call it a Zombine! haha
based
youtube.com/watch?v=YztLZ_NfgdQ
i still won't forgive that they replaced Merle. new alyx not my alyx

you haven't even played or seen a tenth of the game, shut the fuck up child

I definitely agree. Dunno if it's Laidlaw not being there or Wolpaw thinking Portal 2's tone is perfect for Half-Life for some reason, but whatshisface is eerily similar to Wheatley and he just sticks out really badly in the HL2 universe.

>the gameplay footage in which this fucker speaks every fucking second to make a """funny""" isn't great
didnt happen, schizo

>"Man of few words, aren't ya?"
This is based kino ludography
>"It's unloaded now!"
What the FUCK is this cringe and soiboi pilled marvel capeshit quipfest gay tranny plebbit faggotry bullshit doing in my game???

They sperg out just to hear their own voice, most people in this thread doesnt even played half life, judging from their comments.

Yeah, but those were all coming from characters who were there physically. It's okay so long there is also quiet and serious moments.

good god you fags hate everything don't you

Literally %70 of the games he listed are Half Life universe games

>good god you fags hate everything don't you
BRAVO user
HOW DOES HE DO IT

>Hey, thats my line.

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You dont think the game can look nice for VR that needs high framerate right?

Feliszek was Wolpaw’s writing partner at Old Man Murray. In what way do you think he was keeping Wolpaw “grounded” at Valve?