Hello Yea Forums. Can you watch my sister for me until I get back? Thanks

>he hasn't watched the best western anime ever made
youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ

Lesbo

I watched a bit of it while getting pissed once
Also nice

Easy (you)

dear Yea Forums, my sister and I are stuck in the McDonalds playground again

Dimitri, you gotta fuck her.
Seriously. You'll save fodlan. The bloodiest war the continent has seen in a millenium, and you can stop it. All you gotta do is fuck your sister.

>Dimitri fucks Edelgard
>she starts telling him all the lies and propaganda she was fed from the Slithers
>tells him that Duscur was a false flag from the Church
>he actually believes it
>they double team Garreg Mach and conquer the Alliance like it's Poland

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>tells him that Duscur was a false flag from the Church
But Edelgard express knowledge that she knows that the Agarthans are responsible for Duscar right to Thales’ very face.

Ok, but for the sake of the world she may not be here when you get back...

Dimitri is crazy, not stupid. He had already pretty much pieced together what was going on with Arundel before the events of the game by himself, he wasn't going to just believe everything Edelgard told him.

FOTM and nintenkiddies

Yeah sure, I'll take her to see this cool bridge. What is the worst that could happ...

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It's funny because the DLC confirms that if he just basically had a chance to investigate Duscur, he would have discovered the Slithers all on his own

Honestly CF should have Gronder Field as a map before you take the bridge of merdian, and AZ should not have had the map at all or at least turned into a fog map. At least in VW, Dimitri having everybody attacking you made sense.

My queen

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A gentle reminder that Edelgard is the most popular character in 3H, and most likely FE.
The CYL proved it

Even if it had fog you still get stupid stuff like Claude flying up to Byleth, recognising them and then still attacking for no reason.

The story sucks, but the girls are hot

>>she starts telling him all the lies and propaganda she was fed from the Slithers
Such as? Wasn't her father the one feeding her lies?

Popular girls are usually shit and only liked by normalfags though.

do every bow is a long bow now or what?

OP here. Forget what I said, I'm gonna fucking kill my stepsister myself.

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The story is pretty good with some minor issues

yeah I don't get why they didn't do this

Don't worry bro I'll keep a eye on he-
>White girl
Actually sorry man, got shit to do.

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Someone tell me the plot of the game and which house is better

1st half- you teach at a prestigious military academy run by the church while investigating a nefarious plot run by a shadowy organization
2nd half- the plot in part 1 comes to fruit and a huge war starts, and you try to win the war for your chosen faction.

That’s the basic plot, any of the houses is fine but be warned, you’re going to feel like the bad guy if you side with Edelgard

>tfw zoomers will be denied the moment of having a good fire emblem game that genuinely have a good gameplay and characters.
>they will only get balnk self-insert avatar and cardboard cutouts characters that exist in a constant state of UGUU SENSEI FUCK ME SENSEI DADDY~
such is the curse of the zoomer

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Lindhardt can also fuck all the brown women in the game, why does Ashe get the memes

>The story is pretty good
For a Fire Emblem. It's still a very poor attempt at a "morally grey" story with branching paths.

Yea Forums finds a completely fictional girl more controversial than Anita or Zoe whom have actually killed people and ruined lives, while Edelgard has just disrupted a nonexisatant universe.

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Three houses characters are better than Previous FEs

which one is the most based and redpilled out of the 3?

Most of them are just reaction images, or semi naked art

Edelgard

What was that? Oh right you are a lier

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Underground dubstep cultist raped the blonde chick until she gets TWO crests, which make her super strong. She tries to conquer the world using the dubstep cults help and it’s up to you to stop her. Or join her but then she goes lame and Kawaii uguu.

>FE7
>good story
Nostalgia googles

Who is the best girl in three houses?

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Snipers get Bow Range +1 in Three Houses.

Dimitri

Cause that grass haired fuck doesnt give a shit and sleeps all damn day

Archers and Sniper get +1 range and bow knights get +2

Why do all of the women of this game look like they have some sort of autoimmune disorder (autism)?

Also..
>Weeeeeeeeeeeee I'm flying weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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is gronder field unironically the best map in FE history
it's what the chapter 6 of fates should have been

>pretending literally any FE character is discussed for their genuine depth and nuance rather than whatever meme is attached to them
There are plenty of well-written characters, they're just rarely ever talked about because "haha funny trait"

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>which house is better
Depends on what you mean by better. Blue Lions definitely has the strongest starting roster, including two top tier units that can't be recruited to the other houses. I think the Golden Deer and (to a lesser extent) the Black Eagles have more likable characters, though.

THE BOAR

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>Meteor

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like the last promotion of the archers in Radiant dawn?

Cornelia

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None of them.

I wish you could slap Edelgard's clothes on other characters. Love her design but I don't want to play her.

i'm retarded, someone explain to me the 8 legs and seven ''vagánias'' thing

Class of 1180

Doom on you Mr. Tango

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Edelgard, but only if she's into femdom

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>which house is better
If you're a storyfag you pick Blue Lions. If you don't care about Dimitri and Edelgard throwing shit at each other, you pick Golden Deer. If you want a short route, you play Black Eagles.

She is into anything as long as its with byleth.

Ashe, Seteth and Hilda are based.

Sure I'll watch her, no problem.

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That's great

>hubert does not leave edelgard
>dudue does not leave dimitri
Who stays with claude no matter what

Ingrid
Based and milkpilled.

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If Edelgard were my student I would treat her like absolute trash, unlike most beta cuck teachers who treat their student crushes like their special snowflake. Then when she would get even more attached to me, at some point begging for my cock. That's when I make my move. Women do this all the time, the worse you treat them, such as ignoring them or belittling them, the more they are drawn to you. Interesting phenomenon.

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>tells him that Duscur was a false flag from the Church
>Dimitri who was literally there calls he out on the Church's involvement
>Tells her that the true evil of Fodlan is the Slithers
>Together they have enough military power for a moleman ethnic cleansing
>They fuck like wild rabbits listening to Thales's screams
Golden route right there

Hilda is his equivelent but she can ditch him in church and lions, although church is harder since she won’t deal with you until edelgard peace outs.

Nobody, that's not how the Alliance operates. That said Hilda refuses to work with Edelgard so some CF only players think she's Claude's retainer.

Thank God the post your replied to didn't actually say that.

She's into gentle femdom

We all a golden route would have to involve edelgard getting betrayed by the molemen and having them take over the empire. Forcing her to work with the church and everyone else. And it has to be during early part 1.

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>Yea Forums - video games cares more about something from vidya then anything else
That is weird.

Edelgard or Dimitri, results will vary from person to person.

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Based

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Femdom is pretty gay.

>loses to Leif

>Hubert behind Edelgard as she stands beside Ferdichad
Lmao in the cuck shed where he belongs.

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>cock hungry dragon loli

It’s dimitri because of the people he surrounds himself with. Namely sylvain and felix. Ferdinand is based but not redpilled

I don't
edekgard belongs in hell

Is the empire just okay with homos or something? Because most of the gay options are black eagles, and the one dyke option in blue lions is original from the empire.

Likely because the gimmick of the battle is everyone vs everyone, and that would be borderline impossible to pull of on CF without causing a huge suspension of disbelief due to the sane dimitri

The Dubsteppers are putting chemicals in the water that turn the Imperials gay.

They jerk off nobility the most and that breeds degeneracy and sexual deviancy

Highly infectious stupidity

Lesbians are hot as fuck, they're okay in my book

Literally everyone of them that isn't Edelgard.

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Edelgard. Only peacecucks disagree.

Based Jesus

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Claude is just looking for an excuse if you didn't know by now.

The D that doomed Fodlan

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Edelgard is the best lord of all time?

That's Ike, Hector is second

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hi

Edelgard was so cute with brown hair.

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Good for you, but I hate all forms of homosexuality.
Flayn you shouldn't be on this website.

>Be Dimitri
>See a cute depressed tsun that is tired of being a political pawn
>Spend a year cheering her up and dancing with her, slowly falling in love with each other
>Give her a gift and tell her to cut her own path
>She bases her entire ideology off of two sentences you told her aged 9
>She starts a war because of it
Whoops

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Nah, it doesn't work.

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what would it be like marrying cethlann

Dumb fucking BOAR

It’s a shame that she doesn’t wear that Lord of the rings winged feather style crown from her coronation CG with her father anywhere ingame.

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I have an obsession with Edelgard and love her most

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Never forget that post time skip Bernie canonically has huge milkers

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HUBERT. FETCH ME MY TENDIES.

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I disagree, I like ch 12 better

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HUBERT BROS

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battle of gareg mach is a chore to replay on subsequent playthrough and the mmusic is far from being on the same level as between heaven and earth

She ain't gonna fuck you bro.

>Yes man
He's not a yes man though, he constantly goes behind her back. That fits Dedue more then him who outright says to Felix he would kill innocents and his own comrades if ordered to by Dimitri.

>Gets mad when you disagree with her

Hubert does everything he does for Edelgard
Dedue does what he does for both Dimitri and himself, since helping Dimitri will lead to helping Duscur

You're never allowed to disagree with Edelgard on anything meaningful anyway.

I can't tell if she believes she's really going to have real debates with people or if that's just a ruse

Friendly reminder that your average Edeltard is actually THIS insecure.

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Do you have a link lol?

She made it into that VG in the first place. Clearly, she is beloved

Shes also a shit so who cares.

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W...what is she gonna do?

Your average Edeltard is also too retarded to click on images, it would seem.

DICK BALLING

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?

no worries, my wife will take good care of her

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Delet dis. GanGan would never be so mean to her great-niece

imgur.com/a/965HpC6

jubilee's sense of humor is incomprehensible.

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She got voted in, that means she's the most popular 3H character

youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s
Whoever made the comic just copy pasted the original, could have said something about dragon vegania or something, but nope.