COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOMMMEEE

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daily reminder the world ends in two days

>"war elephants" that are the same size as horses
why do all mods have this bullshit now

>player can die
well shit, a good thing about warband was that getting captured wasn't game-ending, this is gonna make playing realistic a real bother

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It'll definitely be a good challenge. Fucking awesome detail that your next of kin will take up your banner. Makes having to pump out babies a lot more important like it was back in the day.

can also die of age or illness, so remember to stick your dick in someone early to make sure you hove a son to jump into

It's just going to feel that way when they pull the plug on the internet

Fucking modders have to always ruin their work with some bullshit like this.

the autism required to be a dedicated modder is a double edged blade

>listening to country road while playing warband/bannerlord
wrong boomer music retard
youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

why would someone willingfully play as a woman in a medieval game? Stick to your anime trash faggot

getting taken prisoner was basically a game over state

It makes the game harder.

Not really.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ift85e38H3M

>battaniafag

Is that song because its going to suck just as much as 76?

>it's coming out in March guys!
>March 31st
Who thought this was okay?

>working AI
Can it properly go up ramps this time? Like siege towers and not bug itself?

You know it

Character faces look too cartoony

I did!

it was always a meme with this game, even got the musical based on it
youtube.com/watch?v=ZmcDKlrgiuQ

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RATO NO

Best thing in all that news. Other lords dont magically gain troops anymore.

generals belong on /vg/

You belong in a garbage can.

/vg/ is no good

No it makes it unironically easier in Warband.

If smash can have a general then bannerlord can have a couple threads you shitstain.

youtu.be/cIlDrGHB2kY

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sounds nice in theory but will probably be terribly implemented. You beat the lord once and now they're stuck in a loop of shit where they'll get ambushed by enemy lords, bandits, or you while travelling to recruit and rebuild.

better than defeating a lord and it being 100% meaningless because he snaps his fingers and magically conjures a new warband from thin air

>it has long hair so its a woman
retard alert

>beat Lord and completely route his army
>Beat him a second time and completely drain his reserves
>Watch as bandits, deserters, other Lords loot and gobble up his lands till he is destitute
>the other people looting and raiding grow fat from this
Sounds pretty good desu.

>lord bullying simulator
sounds fucking amazing lol
i'm just going to make an enemy then follow him around completely ruining his shit forever
they should implement suicide

>long hair
>no beard
>wearing a skirt under the rags

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how much of a no-fun allowed virgin do you need to be to actually try and police a shitty image board

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Not to mention, if you plunder his lands you'll get negative reputation and lose honour which will bite you in the ass later, but this way you can destroy his economic strength without personally setting any fires or slaying any peasants, keeping your honour clean while still being directly responsible for creating the conditions where his village can be freely raided.

I'm not seeing a downside here.

I have a i5 and 970, how fucked am I?

>implying that's a skirt
>implying it's not some Yea Forumsirgin that can only grow a neckbeard
the head is tilted down, you can't tell if it doesn't have a neckbeard
check and mate, frogposter

What's the tactical benefit of forming a circle?

IIRC in bannerlord you don't take an honor hit for raiding villages if you're at war with that faction

Ok its a dude. Now move on.

You guys realize that they’ll use the coronavirus and regional instability in turkey to delay the game again at the last minute, right?

>NEVER EVER

youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

To not be a square.

at least it wasn't February 31st

How does this work with other lords and companions though?

It wasn't really that hard to recover from usually.

stick to your anime trash, faggot

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Pretty sure for other lords their kids inherit position and responsibilities as much as the player's offspring do.

Shut the fuck up nigger

There's videos of horse archers riding around in a circle against the enemy army and shooting arrows. It'd probably be a decent defence to be standing in a circle formation then. Also, you can assign a small group of infantry as your personal guard and then order them to stand in a circle around you to protect you

The circle formation is the only which is hollow, so you can fit other units (archers, skirmishers) inside when facing horse archers for example: youtu.be/aCVYoiJtv0I

In warband, lets say I have 500 of the same troop type, they're always going to be under the same group, infantry or group 5 or whatever. Can I split them in bannerlord so even if I have 500 dudes I can make 2 squares of 250? Anyone?

Porn mods are going to be incredible.

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Why not just masturbate to regular porn in 10 minutes and play and do normal things the rest of the day?

>why not just be a boring normalfag

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yeah, being a mentally ill coomer is so much healthier.

i don't even like lotr and i love that mod, its fucking beautiful
i usually just dick around with a band of elves killing shit in the woods

I'm a proud coomer. There's no mentall illness in being a fucking coomer you dumb piece of shit.

>coomer
i think you're the mentally ill one buddy, take a month offline before you can only communicate via memes

two actual retards in the wild

Hell yea. Can't wait. The update models look great, much better than the last game engine.

spotted the mentally ill coomers in denial about their degeneracy. Normal, healthy human beings with social sex lives don't feel the need to do these things.

I don't care

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Shame you still can't get them to do the most basic of things like bracing spears against a cavalry charge.

A ten minute fap is the equivalent of eating McDonald's. It gets the job done, but without any of the enjoyment or indulgence that could come from it. Contrast that against a home-cooked meal or a two hour fap session where you've put in the work to make it fulfilling and enjoyable, leaving you satisfied afterwards.

I watched all of the hobbt & lotr movies extended versions while playing The Last Days at the same time, its a great mod.

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I'm so hyped bros.

You don't want to download a porn mod, the don't. I'm going to go around the mape and rape entire villages full of women, take some to my brothels, and make lots of gold. All while your peasant character struggles with bandits.

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You don't want to download a porn mod, then don't. I'm going to go around the map and rape entire villages full of women, take some to my brothels, and make lots of gold. All while your little virgin peasant character struggles with bandits.

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I wish i could start playing as a soldier inside a lord arms rising i the ranks until i become a hifh rank general

>Get trainer 5+
>Watch as your peasants grow into kniggas overnight

Day 1 mod guaranteed, it's in warband

>army of bastards proceeds to wreck havoc on your son

Right? And for free too

Which is what makes it so frustrating they can't / won't add it into native.

No, it isn't.
>get dragged around for a few minutes
>break free
>rebuild army

GOTY

What is us waiting in march 2020?

But user, it's just a beta

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There will likely be another Freelancer mod that let's you discover it's a bad idea.

This. If you can't release something in a polished state, then don't start working on it. If you are a modder you should obey what the game's engine can do, otherwise it's just gonna come out looking silly

Outside praven
West calradia

>It's mentally ill to want more than porn and a quick rub

youtu.be/gbJEf5YgOWk

yes. there's a video about it but won't be able to find it cause i didn't save it like the retard i am.
screencapped ;)

You can split them and control all the groups or assign (let's say) 200 units to a captain and he will control them. I saw you could give general orders to those captains like "stay on my left flank", "targeg the enemy archers" and so on

Is it going to be toaster friendly?
talking about gtx 660 levels here.

depends how many units you want on the field

You can turn it off, it's not required.

So, which features aren't going to be in at release? I've heard all of the endgame kingdom management/rebellion stuff isn't in.

can anyone explain to me why normalfags love this song so fucking much?

Doing a playthrough now, loving it. Built up a decent army of elves, gonna head over to Erebor and save king Dane from getting btfo LIKE THE ELVES SHOULD'VE DONE

It's the song they go to because it's popular and they don't know anything else. They only know what's popular.

what song?

it's a good song, faggot.

Anyone who watches porn is mentally ill and has shrunken frontal lobes.

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>REEEEE YOU CAN'T NO NUT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU REEEEEE MINECRAFT REEEEEEE

i can't be hyped enough on this
unfortunately the only way this ends is with having a colossal letdown

Gentleman, I present exhibit A. This is your brain on porn.

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>mention porn mods
>a pack of crazed antimasturbators stampede into the thread

Control your impulses and stay on topic, you stupid animals.

presumably talking about the song in op which is: take me home, country roads by john denver

>REEEEE YOU CAN'T NO NUT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU REEEEEE MINECRAFT REEEEEEE

ok coomer

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>REEEEE YOU CAN'T NO NUT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU REEEEEE MINECRAFT REEEEEEE

turks need to be genocided

ok coomer

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>REEEEE YOU CAN'T NO NUT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU REEEEEE MINECRAFT REEEEEEE
>MINECRAFT

ok coomer

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it's kind of amazing that you don't seem to understand that your obsession with memes is a mental illness in and of itself

>REEEEE YOU CAN'T NO NUT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU REEEEEE MINECRAFT REEEEEEE
>MINECRAFT

ok coomer

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP TOUCHING YOUR PENIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MINCRAFT REEEEEEEEEEEE

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE JUST A COOMER!!!
WATCH ME MEME!!!
ok coomer
HAHAHA GOTEEM FUCKING COOMER!!!

ok coomer

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT YOUR PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MINCRAFT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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lol the saddest thing about this is the filenames indicate he just googled 'coomer memes' because he got upset
fuckin lol have some anime tits fag

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ok coomer

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The whole point of his coomer meme is to go against the whole no nut bullshit and for whatever reason it's got something to do with minecraft as well. I dunno I don't pretend to understand autism

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO STOP IT STOP IT AAAAAAAAHHHHH NO MASTURBATING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MINCRAFT REEEEEEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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Ah this is great I could watch this all day

thanks, dude.

>NO
>NOOOOOO
>STOP IT
>STOP TOUCHING YOUR DICK
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>NO
>DON'T DO IT
>DON'T DO IT
>PUT THE DICK DOWN

initially i figured it was a reaction to the spam threads that'd start with an anime girl and a 'what are some games' question
but it didn't stop those at all, and they never even really got spammed with it so what the fuck
at least the anime girls are worth saving unlike this recycled wojack shit

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you're welcome user

thanks for derailing the thread you retarded nigger

ok coomer

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lol

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>he does all of this for free
XD

>STOP TOUCHING YOUR DICK
>DON'T DO IT
>ITS NOT WORTH IT
>YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
>DO NOT SHOOT
>I REPEAT DO NOT SHOOT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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HE HAS A PICTURE OF A WOJAK PUNCHING OUT A FROG LIKE THEY AREN'T THE SAME FUCKING THING ANYMORE AHAHAHAHAAHA WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT

>YOU NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>STOP IT PLEASE
>STOP
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DON'T DO IT
>REEE NOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAHHH

ok coomer

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is it coming to consoles?

>NOOO
>DON'T DO IT
>PLEASE DON'T DO IT
>STOP PLEASE
>NOT YOUR DICK
>DON'T TOUCH IT
>STOP
>REEEEEEEE

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ok coomer

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This looks like a skyrim rip off lmao

Just wait for es6 it will be better

>REEEEEEEEE
>NOOOOOO
>STOP
>NOT YOUR DICK
>NO PLEASE
>ANYTHING BUT YOUR DICK
>STOP IT
>AAAAAAAHH
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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I'm convinced he's got one of his coomer buddies to do this with him, this shits hilarious
>haha that'll show him
Show me what, your autism?

>NOOOOO
>HES REACHING
>HES GONNA GRAB IT
>AAAHAHHH
>NOOOOOOO
>NOT THE PENIS
>THINK ABOUT IT
>DON'T DO IT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>REEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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not until they fully release it on PC. i'm pretty sure a console port will be made at some point. and i think sooner than later.

>NOOOO
>HES CLAPPING HIS PELVIS
>NOOOO
>REEEEEEE
>STOP
>DON'T DO IT
>DON'T TOUCH IT
>REEEEEEE

i wonder how these bitches asshole taste

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ok coomer

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you know you are both equally imbecile right?
you kind of deserve each other

Wrong game.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO
>DON'T YOU TOUCH YOUR DICK
>REEEEEEEEEE
>STOP
>HES REACHING FOR HIS ZIPPER
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NO
>NOOOOO
>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>HES DOING IT
>NOOOOOOO
>SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP
>HES MASTURBATING

I'm just taking this chance to collect his pictures.

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ok coomer

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>NOOOOOOOO
>HE FAPPING
>HE IS FAPPING
>NOOOOOO
>ITS THE ITS
>IT HAS TO BE THE TITS
>TAKE THE TITS AWAY FROM HIS VISION
>TAKE IT AWAY
>MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP PLEASEE
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

ok coomer

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cheers man only got a toaster at the mo

>REEEEEEEE
>NOOOOOOOO
>THE DICK IS OUT
>HIS DICK IS OUT
>WHAT DO I DO
>HOW DO WE STOP HIM
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAHHH
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>HE STARTED
>HE STARTED FAPPING
>NOOOOOOOOOO

o shid :-O

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ok coomer

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>the absolute state of these two dudes

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nice bot

What triggered the autists?

>HES GONNA SHOT
>NOOOOOOOOOO
>NOO
>OH MY LORD AND SAVOIR JESUS
>WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOO
>OMG
>PLEASE
>DONT MASTURBATE
>THE DEVIL WANTS YOU TO DO IT
>STOP IT
>PLEASE
>STOP
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DON'T DO IT
>PLEASE
>DON'T MASTURBATE

ok coomer

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I see Yea Forums mods are working hard as usual

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both of you stfu but especially you

>NOOOOO
>YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
>YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
>PLEASE STOP THE DICK
>STOP THE DICK
>DON'T DO IT
>PLEASE
>USE YOUR BRAIN
>THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES
>THE BIBLE SAYS YOU GO TO HELL IF YOU MASTURBATE
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ok coomer

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me

Nothing, that's just what autism is

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pls continue ok coomer-san. although Yea Forums doesn't deserve such high-quality fishing.

>LORD HAVE MERCY HES FAPPING
>HOW DOES HE DO IT
>WHY DOES HE DO IT
>HOW DO I MAKE HIM STOP MASTURBATING
>WHY
>OH FUCK
>HES SHOOTING
>SHOTS FIRED
>REEEEEEEEEEE
>NOT MY CARPET
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey where is my bannerlord thread

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This is a bot by the way

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ok coomer

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>OH MY GOD
>HES MASTURBATING
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE
>STOOOOP
>DON'T DO IT
>STOP IT
>STOP JERKING OFF
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha...

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ok coomer

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>NOT MY CARPET
lmao

And people wonder why wojack shit should be banned. Ruined a perfectly good bannerlord thread.

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lmao

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>STOP IT
>READ THE BIBLE
>DON'T DO IT
>DON'T TOUCH YOUR PENIS
>NOOOOOOOOO
>REEEEEEEEEE
>NOOOOO PLEASE
>STOP
>OH FUCKK

ok coomer

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>HES NOT STOPPING
>HES GOING FAST
>HOLY SHIT
>IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH SPEED
>HOW DO I STOP HIS MADNESS
>OH MY LORD
>HO MY GOD
>OH NO
>HES NOT EVEN USING LUBE

ok coomer

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>NOOOOO
>STOP IT
>STOP MASTURBATING
>HOW
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>STOP IT
>STOP JERKING OFF
>NOOOOOOOO
>READ THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
>STOP IT YOUR SOUL IS IN TROUBLE

wtf have you dumb wojakniggers done to this thread

ok coomer

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shitters

>t. spends half an hour on Yea Forums trying to convince one guy not to masturbate

i can't decide what's worse

>NOOOOO
>REEEEEEEE
>HES MASTURBATING
>NOOOOOOO
>HES TOUCHING HIS DICK
>HOW DO I STOP HIM
>MADMAN
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ok coomer

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>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>STOP IT
>STOP TOUCHING YOUR DICK
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP
>MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
>NO
>I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
>STOP MASTURBATING
>PLEASE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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>PLEASE
>STOP
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NO NOT THE DICK
>DON'T TOUCH THE DICK
>ANYTHING BUT THAT
>NOOOOOOOOOO
>STOP IT
>DON'T FAP
>STOP FAPPING
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>STOP
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok coomer

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First picture is Kenshi

>NOOO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>STOP MASTURBATING
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>OH MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL
>NOOOOOOOOOOO
>PLEASE
>STOP

Not so fast janny!

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ok coomer

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>REEEEEE
>HES MASTURBATING
>NOOOOOOOOO
>PLEASE SOMEBODY
>WHERE IS SUPERMAN
>STOP HIM
>HES JERKING OFF
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OH MY GOD
>HES LOOKING AT TITS
>NOOOO
>TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM
>IT ISN'T SAFE
>HES GONNA SHOOT

ok coomer

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you should pirate it to try it in your toaster. i *think* it will ok AND it will support mods.mods are worth it.

>REEEEEEEEEEE
>HE MASTURBATING
>NOOOOOOOOOO
>WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
>WHO GAVE THIS MAN A PENIS
>NOOOO
>STOP HIM
>SOMEBODY
>PLEASE

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ok coomer

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO
>STOP LOOKING AT GIRLS
>STOP IT
>STOP MASTURBATING
>PLEASE
>THINK OF THE SHAME
>ARENT YOU ASHAMED
>WHY AREN'T
>YOU
>STOPPING
>AAAAAAHHH
>HES GONNA SHOOT
>NOOOOOOOOO

ok coomer

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>OH MY GOD
>HES MASTURBATING
>NOOOOOOO
>REEEEEEEEEEE
>I CAN HEAR THE CLAP
>I HEAR THE CLAP
>MY EARS
>I CAN'T TAKE IT
>SOMEONES STOP HIM
>STOP HIM FROM JERKING OFF

>Oh good a Bannerlord thread with lots of discussion
>Let's see what people are sayi-

i have to say i'm impressed with the stunning lack of creativity in these memes, just the same face, over and over

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it runs warband just fine, its not graphics im bothered with so much its the battle sizes. it was only 100 on console

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ok coomer

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>wait 10+ years for games release all jut to die from chinkvirus

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I HEAR THE ZIPPER
>THE ZIPPER
>HES TAKING OUT HIS DICK
>HES GONNA FAP
>HES GONNA FAP
>TAKE THOSE EROTIC IMAGES AWAY
>TAKE THEM AWAY
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NOOOOOOOOOO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok coomer

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what did she mean by that?

what the fuck is wrong with you people

>you people
It's a BOT you mongoloid jesus christ

youd hope it was a bot wouldnt you

>REEEEEEEEE
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF HUMAN ADVANCEMENT
>HOW CAN A MAN STILL HAVE SEXUAL DESIRES
>HOW
>HOOW
>NO
>MAKE HIS STOP
>STOP MASTURBATING
>STOPP
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All cute & funny posters will get the rope.

>STOP RUINING MY BOTSPAM
"no"

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i'd hope "it" was fucking dead

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HES FAPPING
>OH MY GOD
>NOOOO
>HES FAPPING
>STOP IT
>STOP FAPPING
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HES LOOKING AT PORN
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
>WHO IN GOD'S NAME GAVE THIS MAN A DICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MAKE HIM STOP
>STOP MASTURBATING
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PLEASE STOP IT
>STOP FAPPING
>THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>PLEASE RECONSIDER
>I IMPLORE YOU
>PLEASE MARSTON

bump

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C U N N Y

ok coomer

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>thread about bannerlord
>devolves into two retards spamming and pornposting

I just wanted to talk about mount and blade

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>mods only delete the reported posts

Someone mentioned about porn mods for the game.

they patched it to 150 i'm 100% sure of the 150 but not sure if it was a patch or from the get go.

>derail an entire thread with off topic wojaks
>banned for saying nigger once in another thread

Gotta give it to em, they know their priorities

>Shitting up a bannerlord thread with obvious spam

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How the fuck did a M&B Bannerlord thread turn into a cute & funny thread?

Next thread, butterfriend

M&B IS cute & funny

Another good thread ruined by autists.

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Make a new thread you dummies, knowing Don Janny he'll just straight up delete the thread instead of fixing it

Blame coomerposters.

Mount & blade is the closest thing of a perfect Isekai game, started as a new nobody no one having a damn idea from what world you come from and building yourself into greatness

A perfect isekai game would be actually a game that starts from a different world and being teleported to another by accident.

is not only good, is the logical thing to happen.
its real life, local authority lose power to keep order, bandits and others wanting to rise on power take advantage of it.

Can't wait until 2 months after the release of EA and things have settled down. Zoomer tourists will have dropped the game, porn mod obsessed virgins will be back on /vg/, and Yea Forums will have its comfy M&B threads to chill in with good banter.

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Holy shit there's actually a living, breathing economy in this game? So if I start raiding caravans, that's going to fuck things up beyond pissing off the local lord?

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yes, definitely not the mentally ill botspammer spamming the forced reddit meme

>Play fire and sword years ago
>battle starts
>Get sniped before I even see the enemy

I hope they will not fuck it up this time otherwise it will mean they just got lucky with Warband

Fire and Sword was outsourced

What's wrong with cute and funny stuff?

prove to me it's a bot. This is autism plain and simple

I have no idea how to mod anything but somehow I'll make a eratoho k mod
I'll start with the default characters
Since making touhou characters that actually can age and reproduce is going to be a bitch

The timing between posts? The fact the other "person" has walls of copy-pasta on hand?

Again, autism, not a bot

>Zoomer tourists will have dropped the game
why would they drop the greatest game ever?

the fuck happened to this thread?

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What mods are you hyped for Yea Forums?

fuck off and kill yourself

OI WILLIUM ITS THE BISHOP CLEEN UR ARSE THAT SMELL IS NOT GUD FOR HIS PAMPRED NOSE

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>M&B isn't instantly gratifying, explains fuck all to the player, and doesn't really "click" until you've played quite a while and got to the stage of having a substantial army behind you
>they'll screech about EA and "never gonna be finished" while being too young to know that M&B was doing "EA" back in 2005 long before steam EA was a thing, and they've probably done it better than any other studio

Jaded virgins. That's what happens when they enter a thread.

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None desu. The factions of bannerlord are so appealing to me I actually think vanilla will be my favorite. Similarly I liked vanilla warband more than any fantasy shit, but the warband mods were amazing for adding features. Bannerlord has enough features in the base game that I'll probably play it for at least 500 hours before I start with the mods.

PooP 2:Noldor Must Die edition

>that quote
that's every country in the history of the planet

Correct. This time ai lords follow all the same rules as the player, including having and income and needing to spend money to recruit troops from the same pool that the player is recruiting from. That means anything that hurts their income or recruiting pools will impact them, unlike warband where ai lords spawn troops out of thin air for free and have no use for money

>tfw played a black Numenorean instead
It would have been interesting to see how the people corrupt by Sauron but still retaining some of their free will fared, Tolkien favored the good guys a little too much.

>>M&B isn't instantly gratifying
true
>explains fuck all to the player
armagan said that they would try to explain everything to players
>doesn't really "click" until you've played quite a while and got to the stage of having a substantial army behind you
hobo phase is best phase
>>they'll screech about EA and "never gonna be finished" while being too young to know that M&B was doing "EA" back in 2005 long before steam EA was a thing, and they've probably done it better than any other studio
true
but even feminists liked warband so i think anyone would like m&b.
i can't find the twitter cap of her liking it but i will keep searching and hope i find it before the thread dies.

Let me save you the time and assure you nobody gives a fuck about a twitter screenshot of some literal who's opinion

Want to see how vanilla is before really going into mods.

Bloody 'ell m8 not evn got me best sundies on bettah let da missus noe or sheel go fookn mental if da bishop sees me like dis ill ave'ta nock'er out ta stop er fumin like a fanny

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bumping legendary breafd

Did the hospitalized user make it?

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>this thread

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I'm still scared about those minimum specs but I don't think I can afford to upgrade.
Maybe I'll be able to by the time it comes out of EA.

God I hope we get shit like this for butterlord.

Remember when Warband threads used to be the friendliest hangouts on Yea Forums?

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I miss playing crpg with Yea Forums.