My coworkers talking about the Sonic movie:

My coworkers talking about the Sonic movie:
>Yeah, my kids liked it.
>But have they ever played a Sonic game before?
>No, they've never played one.
>Do they still make Sonic games?
>No, I don't think they're making them anymore.

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Legit, every sonic game is certified dogshit. Even the "good ones" are fucking meh

All of this is true and fine.
My coworkers talking about the Wizard of Oz:
>Yeah, my kids liked it.
>But have they ever read the book before?
>No, they've never read it.
>Do they still make Wizard of Oz books?
>No, I don't think they're making them anymore.

bruh did you just compare the sonic movie to wizard of oz

You should have pepper sprayed them, sperg.

>le epic le Sonic was le never le good le meme XDDDD

imagine being elitist about Sonic of all fucking things

All Sonic games are shit, correct. It's just a matter of degrees. Sonic for the Genesis obviously isn't as terrible as Boom or 06, but it's still shit.

fpbp
If you disagree congratulations you have autism

Sonic lost the moment they moved to 3D. I enjoy Sonic Adventure 2 and 1 but they are not comparable to Mario 64.

Yes, but only to illustrate how stupid it is to insist that IPs be perpetually revisited. The sonic games were okay, though just as subject to rosy retrospection as anything else. We don't need more sonic games, we don't need more adaptations, we certainly don't need to gatekeep old properties from normalfags. Who cares, just jack off to the pornos and shut the fuck about it.

idk m8 you lost me on that 1

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How good would a Sonic game have to be for you to consider it good?

bruh
they are literally still making Sonic games
Sonic Forces came out in 2017

Yeah, and they should stop.

This. Sonic's best games are boring.

you cold easily reply with, yes they are still making them, no need to be a fag and blogpost here on Yea Forums

Co-workers talking about the metal gear solid movie:
>Yeah I liked it
>I heard it was based on a game?
>Yeah some old game from back in the day, on the playstation 2 or something. I don't know, I only ever really played madden and fifa back than.
>Do they still make metal gear solid games?
>Nah I think they stopped after the ps2 got cancelled.

Rayman Origins is everything sonic fans pretend sonic is

My coworkers talking about Detective Pikachu
>Yeah, my kids like it.
>But have they ever played the game before?
>No, they've never played it
>Do they still make Detective Pikachu games?
>No, I don't think they're making them anymore.

>Yes they are still making them
>Oh, how do you know user, your kids play them?
>Uhhh....yes....

I don't see how this is the wrong take at all.
There is nothing more embarrassing than the faggots on Twitter going "LOOK AT THE OWNAGE! SONIC MOVIE NUMBER ONE! LOOK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STUDIOS LISTEN TO THE REAL FANS :^) GAMERS RISE UP!"
It's literally a fucking kids movie

It's better that way considering that Forces was a steaming pile of shit. Mania was an incredibly happy accident because Sonic Team and the management at Sega are 1000% incompetent. Odds are the next game is going to be garbage too because it seems like Sega can only stumble onto a half-decent or good Sonic game like once every 5 years.

>I just did a quick google search
there, see how easy was it?

Based

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Sad but true.

Make your kid read The Wizard of Oz, you dumb postmodernists. It's literally a literary classic that every child can enjoy.

Rayman isn't a momentum based platformer anymore than Donkey Kong Country is.

Also why do Sonicfags have to "pretend" anything when we have games like Mania that effectively demonstrate what fans claim the series is about? I'm not sure why the other anons think this is even remotely true because it's clearly just some nonsense you pulled out of your ass.

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But Harry Potter is cooler

Better that it died in the 90s in their minds. It's better than the truth.

Rayman origins is Fancy Pants adventure in HD, that's nothing like Sonic you mayonnaise

Nah, this is wrong. Sonic CD is the best platformer ever concocted.

>It's literally a literary classic that every child can enjoy.

I don't think Wizard of Oz made anyone's kids into transsexual furries. Sonic attracts those in droves.