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Hey you dumb Inu (dog), you ate a slice or my 'za! *throws boxes violently back at you*

I'm not sure if dollars are of any value in Gensokyo.

Shimmy/Seija adventure fangame when? Or should I just throw together a team and make it?

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MY THIRST FOR BLOOMERS CONTINUES!

never

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*ahem*
How to improve 2hu:
1. Increase the damage clothing

*ahem*
FUCK 2HU HATS

But Marisa has the most based hat to ever exist

*ahem*
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

You shouldn't have done that.

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sneedhou

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These two for me are forever associated with various gaming reviews on YouTube. Tons of people still use Yukkuri Movie Maker for their videos and it's comfy as fuck.
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>DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

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normal bullet hell but with girlguys

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no

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What are your thoughts on these two legendary Youkai?

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What the fuck are these beings

fuck of newfagot lmao

>Yukkari
>comfy
I wasn’t around when these things were big, but these things honestly unsettle me.

Doom it easy.

>>Yukkari

it's our girls marisa and reimu
they want you to take it easy

>>Yukkari
Yukkuri*
Sorry I’m fucking retarded.

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easy creatures

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the shit game girl and the shit manga girl

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What will happen if you take off their hats?

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they disappear

the shit taste user

more abyuse

Thats pretty mean, user.

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the shit taste user

良い考えだぜ、お休み。

>these things honestly unsettle me.
you don't know the half of it, mang
>tfw still can't unsee those yukkuri abuse comics

The girl IS the hat.

The mass below is just an empty shell of a body.

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No
I have to be mad at everything

It's been a while but what doujin should I jerk off to?

I don't see how yukkuri characters are creepy. And these videos are just a fun format for Japanese nerds to write their own retro gaming essays, and it's interesting to know what they think about some of the stuff we played because their perspective turns out to be completely different. It's the kind of stuff you learn Japanese for.
youtube.com/watch?v=uUZ9pKPXYho

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Based

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Futo time!

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Yukkuri. Some jap made a bad drawing of disembodied heads telling the viewer to take it easy. Someone else decided those heads must be living manju buns that are viewed as pests and regularly get tortured. Cue years of torture porn of living pastries.

Internet is weird, yo.

The futo one

Go away, Futofag

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Disregard the Futo posters.
Post Oarfish instead.

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Where's my drink?

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I do hope you're posting these unironically

You didn't ask for a drink.

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Where is the part when the oarfish opens his mouth like some eldritch horror and eats him?

>How to improve 2hu:
Hire an actual artist.

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How do I get good? I’ve 1cc’d PCB, IN, and PoFV. I’m trying to do MoF, but the new bomb system is garbage.

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Just keep banging your head against the wall til it all comes together.

DELETE THIS

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How am I supposed to eat this without my drink?

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mof is just as easy to bomb spam througj

You bomb through it
Think of the system as having 5 bombs max, so actually you need to bomb more

>radioshad

Take it Breezy Sanaeasy, Yea Forums!

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This same question but for SA. What the fuck do I do here Orin is bullying me

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I had a random stage in my life during which I could not stop looking at yukkuri abuse.

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Bow down

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It would be extremely painful

shitty spoonfeeder can go die da ze

>newfag in this dump shows interest in something other than wojak
>whine about it

*ahem*

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>2hoe
max cringe

everytime reimu looks down she sees this

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God I wish that was me

they're big girls

Reimu is flat

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Reimu is fat

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all 2hus have massive mammaries

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same

False statement. All 2hus have decently sized mammaries. Only Urumi has massive breasts.

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i said all of them

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>All 2hus have decently sized mammaries
that was before the kappa milk incident

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What what about Petan-petan?

Doesn't exist.

Based Matriarch girl.

Hope ZUN brings her back because I love the way Mizutaki is drawing her tail

>kappa
back to twitch zoomie

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUCEMENT

Posting easy times in an easy thread!

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can touhous beat the cock?

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Yesterday i heard some anons say that all 2hus are canonically heterosexual.
Is that true?

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baka

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Yes, there isn’t a lack of men in Gensokyo. They just have better things to do than Danmaku battles.

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There’s characters who either had husbands or male lovers user

That's the point.

Fucking newfag

There's at least five 2hus with kids, presumably fathered by males.

They could be adopted.

Considering some of their backstories, that is unlikely, Junko for example

Names? I’m retarded, but I know Suwako canonically has children.

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For the canon ones there's Suwako, the moonbitch sisters (one of which married the other's son) and Junko. Lorewise, one of the taoists (I think Tojiko?) was married with children.

Characters who has tasted dicks
>Suwako
>Junko
>Seiga
>Miko (or it was her dicking people?)
>Toyohime (she has a son)
>Yorihime (She got her nephew's cock)
>Eirin (Toyo's husband is her descendant)
Is there more?

Did Junko even do anything wrong? She wanted vengeance for her son. Also how is she exactly “pure?”

ZUIGA :DDDd

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why are the lunarians so incestuous

You try being locked up on the moon for thousands of years, and having an entire society based around being “pure.” I’m sure you’d go a bit crazy too.

i guess we, the fine people of earth, will have to romance the crazy out of them

why does everyone say she has no friends?

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Futo married into Tojiko's family as part of Miko's plot, if you're counting people with husbands.
One of the aspects that Okina represents is that of being the goddess of mothers and she has several children as that would entail, though whether you count Kokoro as one is up to you, seeing as Miko is the one who made the masks and gifted them to Okina.

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Have you seen her with any other character?

Her mom is her friend!

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>Shinki
To the non-canon dump you go

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She's having a friendly chat with Medicine here.

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Shinki is canon, she's just dead and Makai is destroyed.

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>gets invited to a massive party by Remilia
>still spends her time talking to dolls
Never change, Alice.

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Alice is too cool for them!

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Yeah in the latest issue of lotus eaters.

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Lily...

She came to the party and everyone ignored her. She didn't even get a shot where you can see her face

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She hates them and they hate her in return

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Why dows everyone want to fug her?

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Her personality makes me want to punch her. She is cute and her outfit is really nice, though.

drill onaholes

the taoist are a difficult topic as we dont actually know the exact person futo is tought to be but the accepted idea is that she is mononobe no Futsuhime mother tojiko but it is said that futo and tojiko where enemies during the religius war her being part of the soga clan and thats before the existence of the iratume clan of whom tojiko is suposed to be

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>you will never be her paypig
JUST

Her personality gives me an intense desire to force my cock down her throat
And drill handholds

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>Futo married into Tojiko's family as part of Miko's plot, if you're counting people with husbands.
the problem with that is that tojiko is said to have been part of the war of the mononobe and soga but that would discard her from being tojiko no iratsume as the iratsume clan was created because of the fall of the mononobe

if you spend recklessly you already are

yohika may have gotten pusy if she is actually Miyako Noyoka and seiga is confirmed to had a husband in the past

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F/u/ck off

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Which Rei is best sen?

the one with a real gun

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kill yourselves you crossboarding faggots

Stolen valor

The one who hates lunarians and also probably has a real gun in a closet somewhere

Lily! Yes!

isn't it great how touhou makes people eternally mad?

It's quite wonderful.

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God I want to fuck a teenage lunarian soldier rabbit so bad..

I don't give a shit about Touhou one way or the other, but you faggots are annoying and don't belong here.

@498130654
you're not a mod so you can't do anything lol

Cute!!

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meant for

Post Gensokyo

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I was also in your position just a few months back. It turns out its not so bad, you just got to bring a lot of lives to Kanako. Practice the earlier stages in practice mode, and continue over and over for practice in stage 6 until you you're reasonably comfortable with the first 2/3 of Kanako's fight. (Not "comfortable" in the sense that you can beat it with just the lives you get by continuing, but in the sense that you know where to bomb and know when you'll die. That's why you bring a lot of lives to stage 6!)
What's giving you trouble, specifically? Her spiral patterns blocked me for like 2 weeks, but once you get into the rhythm of things, its the kind of pattern that you can do in your sleep.

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>video game franchise doesn't belong on Yea Forums

Kabbalah Touhou when

>ywn be able to love a jiang-shi
Why even live bros?

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Calling LLS-MS noncanon shows you don’t know your canon user. At worst they’re partially canon

what if i don't take it easy?

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>498131037
free quoter
What a great idea Hiro!
lmao

What is gumshoe doing there?

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Those are some of the ugliest dicks I have ever seen

meant for

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Shitty user who can’t take it easy should go die ze

Keiki is CUTE and a GOOD final boss

Gumshoe's entire shtick is that he never took it easy to the point that he put himself in hospital at the end of one of the games from trying to go too fast

cake milf

More like lewd and good

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touhou anime when

Watch Memories of Phantasm.
There will never be an official Touhou anime.

Hey Yea Forums, happy Hinamatsuri.

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Can someone post the Discord link?

Why is her smile so pure?

Never played anything toho related except luna nights. Should I try mainline? Even tho it doesnt look fun for me.
youtube.com/watch?v=GECH2NRoZoE

Reimu is too poor to have breasts.

Play eratohok

It's a reflection of her wonderful soul.

Watch a good one like summer day's dream instead because its fucking gorgeous

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Don't knock it till you've tried it.

The first three windows games are common entry points, EoSD, PCB and IN.
You can pirate them all on Nyaa or from Moriya Shrine.
EoSD is bugged on modern OSes, so you need to rename the patched exe to the japanese exe's name (just copypaste), and launch through vpatch.exe to get it to run at the proper framerate.

There's a constant Touhou gameplay general on /jp/ so if you've exhausted all information from googling you can ask them.
They're also open to general gameplay discussion and tips for specific spell cards or patterns.
Touhou threads on here are also good for discussion if there's one up, next to TF2 and DMC threads, Touhou threads are the least cancerous threads on this shitty board.

Hold shift to slow movement, don't hog bombs since you lose them all and get three new ones for every death, use them when you think you won't make it through something, try to go for a clear on Normal without using continues.
Have fun user.

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>Touhou threads are the least cancerous threads on this shitty board.
Let's be honest here. It's a 50/50 chance it's good or it just becomes waifuposting. Regardless of that, they're ok.

Both options are still better than the average, you'll have to admit.

I notice that visual novel threads are way better on average too.
Kinda like actual otaku interests manage to filter out all the stupid people

>Touhou threads are the least cancerous threads on this shitty board.
You are delusional.

Oh, of course! Anything beats another Smash thread or thinly veiled /pol/ garbage

Happy Hina day!
I love how so many 2hu characters have their own day so even if they dont have a specific artist dedicated to then, they usually still get a bump from their day

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Is this the day we're supposed to throw cursed dolls into the river?
Happy Hina day!

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Yes, abandon your misfortune!

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They're a pretty good introduction to shmups in general. I think everyone who's interested in vidya should try to play a shmup seriously once in their lives.
This post gives legit good advice on where to start:

NIGGER

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I think it's more about that Otaku interests are much more niche, so the redditors that use this place for their Two Minutes Hate don't notice them in favor of more popular interests like upcoming and AAA games to shitpost in.
Threads that have actual interest and discussion driving them actually have proper Anons in them.
It's also funny to see how long these threads last since they have slow but consistent discussion.
Shitty threads get machine-gunned away into Page 10 while these last a good while until they die, basically what Yea Forums would be like if it were a slow comfy board.

weimu ish poopooing vewy eazy!

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Bravo ZUN

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Tell me user, who is your favorite 2hu and why?

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why is the whale so stacked?

I wonder where the guy who made the original JIS art is today, and what he's thinking.
Imagine making an honest attempt at ASCII 2hus but failing so hard that your creation mutates into a hideous "fandom" centered around body horror, scat, gore and abuse.

Did you get this off Futaba?

Does that symbol mean anything, except it being the Dreamcast symbol?

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What gives you that idea?

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I want to fuck that raccoon

Yuuka
I like sunflowers and whimsical women

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At this point, I'm not sure what is actual criticism of ZUN's designs and what is just shitposting.

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Must've been imagining things.

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Sometime it a little of both

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ZUN's wife is shagging

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historicalhus are the best

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I never knew there was another half to this image

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I have a love of the hag's elusiveness and constant scheming.

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Not many do, only few user of good taste save the true version

Which is fitting, because ZUN's drawings are like a visual shitpost.

Hina, even with people considering her a taboo she's still so sweet to others.

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My favorite 2hu is Marisa.
Why? I thought her dialogue was funny in EoSD, and I like fast+high damage shots: it was love at first sight. I guess she also fuels my contrarian need of not playing the vanilla main character, if that makes any sense – although she is probably the second most vanilla favorite 2hu, so I guess I'm not trying that hard.

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You'd think after doing it for 20+ years the man would improve. I guess not. It's commendable he still refuses to get someone else to do the art.

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I’ll give ya a plus tip
*unzips dick*

I love Reisen!
Way too many reasons to list, and none of them are her sex appeal. Fuck that meme, honestly.

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Dude's too busy composing and drinking alcohol to work on art.
He's never gonna get an external artist for the mainline because he's a one-man-show and always will be.

Was it posted on a textboard? I can only assume that they are proud of the deviancy they unleashed.

On a related note:
It's well known that people with the most fucked up fetishes develop those during childhood. Yukkuri's are the most fucked up fetish, so how fucked up will the jap children growing up to Yukkuri videos be?

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Parsee, because she’s such a sympathetic character despite acting like a bitch

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i can't believe yuyuko died again

>Reach Orin in Double Spoiler
>She's in cat form
My dick

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I 1cc'd EoSD on normal a few months ago, I think I'm ready for lolk. Wish me luck guys

You did beat the clown, right?

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Good luck

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Good luck! Beat the clown!

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498145795
bait

>didn't post the better version
no balls.

I'd beat that clown

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Stop

It’s a fictional drawing of something that doesn’t exist

See you in 3 days!

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stop scaring me!

Is the Alice route in eraTW any good? Is it fully translated or just partially?

I want a tag team action/platformer game

The yukkuri gore-porn always bugged the fuck out of me when it implied the owner was perfectly okay with them up to that point and then magically kills them for no reason.

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Not translated at all.

What characters are if you know any?

Sakuya, Meiling, Remilia(mostly), Patchouli and Akyuu are the ones I know are translated.

Post rare ZUN drawings

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Same.
It's hard to find cute yukkuri pictures when 80% of the boorus are full of torture for the poor things.

Why is it so blurry?

He never posted the actual drawing and you only see it for like two or three seconds at the start of the 100th radio stream (which itself only goes up to like 480p)

Just close your eyes bro

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The world needs more cute yukkuri pictures.

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Don't forget, it's her year!

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I don't remember this panel at all

How do you pronounce Waakagahaism?

Thank you for the picture, user.

Gentlemen...I've come to make an announcement.

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wahhh-kah-bhblrhlbhrhl

how can you take it easy when your paycheck gets cut for doing even the smallest mistake

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You're welcome, have another.

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I haven't got all day. Spit it out!

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I forgot, what sounds do frogs make again?

Ribbit.

11 pointo

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Sanae can answer that for you.

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which 2hu is the biggest schizo magnet

Actually, let me have a nap first.

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Alice.

I feel the urge to delve down that rabbit hole every few years or so.

Yukari

Same, is a little narrative congruity too much to ask for?

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He said schizo not retard

>exhentai.org/g/1135809/1bb40a1c5d/
By Sigmar, YES!

Which 2hu smells the nicest?

Yuuka is translated and has a lot of text in TW.

Tenshi

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In addition to those already posted,
Kosuzu
Ran
Youmu
Clownpiece
Mokou
Tewi
Larva
Kagerou
Joon
Suika
Mima
Robot Maid
Shimmy
Utsuho

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I just really like rats

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which 2hu is the biggest coomer magnet

cowe

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Yes

i have an excuse to post my wife!

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>primary magnet
>secondary magnet
>tertiary magnet
>coomer magnet
>lore magnet
>/u/ magnet
>guro magnet
Name them

Sigmar likes futa?

Aya
her persistence and questionable methods to achieve her goals is so endearing

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interesting girl indeed

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Cannonball has some nice landscape images even though I am not a fan of gacha at all.

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same difference koishi gets all the schiz content

>Reimu
>Koishi
>flan
>urumi
>keener
>Marisa
>jo'on

In Genso Wanderer, why can't I eat my fallen enemies? I'm always running out of food and the main claim to fame for Youkai is eating people

This fucking blows.

I really like this artstyle, it's a shame the artist doesen't do much for 2hu now

all me

they die

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Does anyone know what's the original work for this pic?

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reminder that Alice posts in these threads

dynasty-scans.com/chapters/hijiri_san_saikin_onaka_deteki_iya_nandemonai_desu

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One of Fuantei's books. Read them all, they're great.

There's not enough lust for Marisa in these threads for that to be true.

Alice?
The stuttering namefag from Yea Forums that dissapeared like 10 years ago or something?

no the one from alice in wonderland, duh.

I want to fuck a jaypee

Who the hell lusts after that fucking dwarf?

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Oh.

>Once again I've wasted time scrolling through a shitty Touhou thread with same bunch of autists making the same shitty posts all over again in the vain hope to find something good

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Because nobody likes her

About half of Gensokyo, if the fandom is to be believed.

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thanks lads

I just downloaded embodiment of the red devil. I just need to memorize the bullet patterns right?

Maybe you should have been working on that 1cc

Yeah. The trick is to nail the first 4 stages and bomb the rest of the game like Dresden.

Memorization is the big part, yeah

*sip* Yep, still got it.

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but do jaypee want to fuck you?

Gross

probably not

I'm working on no items ISC

Hold shift for focused movement

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Zun can't draw and touhou fans are spergs.

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And that's a good thing!

How's it going?

that image set is pretty funny

ZUN kanmari

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Can you blame them?

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Stuck on this shit

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Thank you ghost of ZUN.

Your librarian.

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Fuck knife danmaku.

Here you go this is a scan of a mousepad given out at the event

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>Reimu/Marisa
>Flan
>Koishi
>Sakuya
>Okina
>Mokou
>Rumia

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why is alice so easy to hypnotize

Desperate for any kind of social interaction

She fakes it to trick people

4D chess
someone finish the fucking translation of the sequel on danbooru, I wanna typeset it

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she just wants someone to love her

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I made it to the stage 3 boss before giving up at the one really hard pattern that looks kind of like an ω shape which closes in on you. The first stage wasn't too bad but it ramped up really fast, it's fun though. The stage 3 music is catchy.

youtu.be/DCWjCpr0Z1E
The stage 3 theme is God tier
The stage 5 theme, though, is elder god tier on every level from the music to its integration with gameplay

>no rhythm game where you hypnotize Alice only for her to smack the shit out of you for thinking your awful technique works and then gives you constructive advice
why live

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Here's your pillow, bro

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Honestly my favorite in the series.

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>no game where Alice stares at me with those eyes

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Ultramarine Lunatic Dream?
I think that's where I stopped my first session as well. And don't worry too much about the difficulty, because it goes up and down: that spell is the first difficulty spike, and it'll become easier for a bit afterwards.

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Why does Alice like to trick people so much

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Cirno killed me first then I ran out of continues at the beginning of spooky mansion. Reimu a shit.

Patchouli's ballsack

Go away, twitter user.

Here's your cat, bro

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>look at this guy's work
>he draws shita
Disgusting

This is amazing, thanks.

Don't break, user!

Suwako. Her extra stage is fun and I like playing as her on hisoutensoku, though I do wish she appeared in official works more often.

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You definitely need to memorize some things, but the the more important (and lengthier) process is to develop good intution for how to dodge the patterns.
The human brain is nothing like a hard-drive that you just write memories to. As an example, taxi drivers in the age before GPS had to memorize the location of a lot of addresses, and their brains developed measurable differences that allowed them to recall how to drive to locations much more efficiently than ordinary humans. Likewise, when you get into Touhou, your brain will alter itself to more efficiently process little girl balls. Good luck!

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why do people like hypnosis

They were hypnotized into liking a shitty fetish

Why does it have to be so hard?

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Whats up with Reimus face?

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Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

I’d be surprised too if I saw a sperm of that size

So what purpose do her wings serve? can she use them as weapons? are they sharp?

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It's balanced around pointdevice.

Four digits yet?

To tease her gf

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She's a Nue, her body isn't supposed to make sense.

can people really not 1cc on normal?

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i haven't even beat eosd on normal yet

where do you run into trouble

i know ZUN designed her like that, but in the universe those wings must serve some purpose.

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I would

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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I haven't had too many serious goes on it but mostly with sakuya, the time shit is of course very annoying
the first time i didn't know slowdown was a thing and the second and third times i thought you only got bombs back on continues instead of whenever you die
i got real close to killing remi but died, and then since then i haven't had a serious attempt because I'd end up getting hit by cirno or something and reset because i feel like i shouldn't get hit by any of her things
i haven't played it in a few days i'll probably try again this week

Marisa

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Post 1cc chart template

Yukkuri thread? This brings back memories of lurking on /jp/ years ago.
youtu.be/hzmBFT4dt1A

My short wife Marisa sure is the cutest

Or better yet. Post bloomers

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>then since then i haven't had a serious attempt because I'd end up getting hit by cirno or something and reset because i feel like i shouldn't get hit by any of her things
This shit happened to me with MoF. Got all the way to the final boss with no continues on my first try, then every run after that had me dying to every boss. Eventually got that 1cc though, so just keep at it. There's no substitute for practice.

I'm remembering art of those things being microwaved alive, was it a full doujin or just an image set or something?

Either way I want to see it again.

Is it this one? There are several

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people these days don't understand that you are going to have to make many attempts and practice to win, they just expect to be instant experts and if they can't breeze through the game it is too hard for them.

I distinctly remember multiple (they were small compared to the size of the oven) and their eyes boiling, but by all means post what you have.

Fuck you cunt, how was I suppose to dodge that sweep of bullets at the end that went way faster than the ones you shot first that go in a set pattern.

I think you mean this then
yukkuri.shii.org/pools/207
Don’t feel like posting the whole thing though

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Do you prefer purple or gold eyed Yukari?

Gold

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Imagine a game that's just fights like the metal gear rising Rex fight but against normal sized touhous while you play as shimmy.

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that's it thanks

I'll post the rest myself!

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I miss Shan

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ABANDON THREAD
I REPEAT
ABANDON THREAD

it's fucking happening

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No

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Fucking newfags I swear

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

fucked up that quote, too busy setting the timer

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haha how is abyuse scary hahahaha like dude just walk away and take it easy

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>yukkuri abuse

IT'S BEEN NEARLY 10 YEARS YET IT FINALLY CAME BACK TO ME

>THAT spell card
What is it?

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I unironically wouldn't mind getting banned for this

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hate when this happens to microwave food

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i actually find this hillarious, holy shit

Imagine doing this to your own microwave. What an idiot, it’s gonna smell like burnt shit for weeks.

The End! Thanks for allowing me to enjoy this again.

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any DDChads here?

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>Bean paste
i forgot that was a thing

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These pics give me a warm nostalgic feeling, of years ago when these very pics of microwaving talking pastries introduced me to yukkuri.

Anyone play eratohotw? How do I trigger "catch people doing night time masturbation" scenes? Only had it happen randomly.

How do they even have microwaves and Yukkuri in the same space? It should have been putting them into a wood oven or something

why i find this so hot and fappable?

This was a huge phenomenon in the Touhou community for years a long time ago. Maybe it still is. On /jp/ there was a thread about this shit like every day that'd always hit bump limit.

i wish there would be more exploding girls porn that isnt related to inflation
so sad to have this really weird fetish

a normal oven wouldn't have the same hilarious effects, they'd just cook and burn

There's a commonly accepted premise that yukkuris are basically mass produced pets or pests and are really common in the normal world.

so this is just japanese fluffy ponies?

you guys are weird, man.

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why

Most of the time it's in the modern world

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>exploding girls porn

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For Shinmyoumaru

other way around, fluffies are western yukkuris

Yukkuri have typically always been placed in a modern setting with the Touhou game series having seemingly never existed.

its way better than fluffy cause these gory deaths are actually hillarious, while fluffy is just shit everywhere and crying with no popping eyes

There's some comics about them being in the touhou world and the girls they're based off of caring for or abusing them, but yeah it's typically set in a typical modern world.

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

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Good Yukkuri content always has a good bit of dark humor. It becomes less about the act of torture and more the situation causing something funny to happen.

I never really saw Yukkuris as a fetish, more like just an exercise in catharsis. They're not real animals, they're literally made out of bean paste, and most of the time they either bring about their misfortune or they acutely deserve it.

I mean yeah there's probably more weirdos like who think it's hot for some reason, but I always got the sense that most of it wasn't meant to get someone's dick hard.

youtu.be/NNqQQs-G41Y
Yu yu~ yu yu yu~

who dis 2ho be

youtu.be/pTMKd8CZF1M
youtu.be/Fxfh5jOHv8A

exhentai.org/g/498304/211fd2d503/

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Mommyzou

Whats the strangest 2hu crossover you've seen?

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Mammariezu

I'd watch it

help

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dumb user

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My absolute favorite quirk about the yukkuri fandom is that losing your head accessory totally dehumanizes you to all other yukkuri.

( . ) ( . )
2hus for this feel?

Now I see why touhou was banned from Yea Forums

go to gurochan for exploding girls and other weird shit

Nah, it was banned from Yea Forums because it used to be big enough that it threatened to take over the entire board

>when this leads to cannibalism and the owner puts the hat back onto what's left of the eaten yukkuri

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I'll give you a hint

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shut up, tenshi

cute

Would actual Yukkuri manjuu be sagoi or baka?

It Yea Forums good enough for Touhou or should it stay in /up/

Yagokoro

what does "da je" mean
inb4 "the pleasure of being cummed inside"

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y'all

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what the fuck is wrong with touhou fans

Your new is showing

everything

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>doll
isn't that ISC

You haven't been around much if you consider the relatively tame stuff in this thread to be disturbing.

I unironically prefer yukkuri to cookie

videogames?

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cringe

Easy on the mikos Mari...

user...come on now
You know this is b& right?
Do not fall for it

sauce?

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is this just fluffies for weebs?

Reminder that Hong Meiling yukkuris are spicy

11 points

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youtube.com/watch?v=Foniank7q0w

this predates it, and is much higher quality

Short arms

youtu.be/TA7Y511nEgQ

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Built for fugging, not hugging

count me in

No pls, it's still early fucking March
I just want my winter to have some fucking snow and cold, not this gay dark, rainy season that eventually turns straight into spring

Well, as Roman Polanski said - “Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls – everyone wants to fuck young girls!”

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I want Reisen to kidnap me and take out all her frustrations on me sexually while breaking my mind with her ability. You know?

What does Satori's third eye feel like?

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Nothing will beat it for me.

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Bags of sand

Jiuseki or whatever it was called actually predates both.

I'm glad there's a growing trend of decent artists dropping the moe, shy, pink haired interpretation of Satori for the superior, canonical, smug and shaggy haired version.

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SUMMON

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Probably muscle doujin where Marisa was ripped like a jojo character and like 10 feet tall with normal Yuuka cuz it was the first 2hu fetish stuff I've ever seen and I was really young, but I don't think it was actually a crossover. It also got me into FMG.

THE

Would Franz make Remillia an elector to save the Empire?

Considering the Empire's relations with those other vampires, no. I don't think anyone in the Empire would want to trust vampires, despite how cute Remilia is.

Why do I always get into everything when it's dying? I never got to experience Homestuck or Touhou at its peak before it reclined.

Asur in Touhou when?

Homestuck was only good for like 2 years

>jissouseki
Oh man. Those things were ugly as fuck. At least the yukkuris are cute before they get squashed.

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C-Cute bloomers!!

Give Shiki lines in eratohotw!

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Satori is not a child you sickos

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