Cure 6 Pokémon

Help guys my squirtle has been poisoned for the last 24 hours and nurse joy still hasn't seen him what do

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I mean it's nice and all but our equipment is shit and the doctors are very underpaid.
If I have weird pains or something I'd rather pay to get it checked immediately, the prices are not nearly as preposterous as in the US.

Please respect our cultural differences. Thank you.

“No!”

Do burgers need to tip doctors?

This, I live in Poland and it's exactly that. While insuring myself with private healthcare costs me an entire 7zł (less than 2€) per month and I've got access to specialists quicker with the longest wait being 2 months.

Go to private clinic for a MRI, spend 45 euro, no line and results are out after a day.
Still way cheaper than american "healthcare".
No better feeling.

This is true in Finland. Everyone with a decent job gets employment funded insurance which we use to see private doctors. I think even those with shit jobs have insurance plans with their union. The public system is great for emergencies, but you'll generally be put on a two week waiting list to see a doctor if your case isn't life threatening.
Who knows? Insurance handles that, lol

>pretending to be european to defend america's status quo

never

yeah tip of their dick

Had to bury both my cats this week because someone poisoned them
People truly are scum

Lmao what shithole are you from? Here in the good part of euro that doesnt happen

>americans
>culture

based

Only a couple hours left until Bernie fags are btfo completely

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he's false flagging

>game has food mechanics
>No need to pay the restaurant waiter
???

>world where pitting captured creatures against each other in brutal battles is as normal as eating and sleeping
>somehow the pokecenter can run without charging anything

I guess it's just because of that machine they use which can heal a pokemon in like a second but those things must cost like a trillion pokedollars and took even more to develop
I guess they only need literally one employee to run the whole thing so that helps

Please respect our cultural differences. Thank you.

I'm not defending it, Americans nickle and dime sick people, it's disgusting.
Over here you're only really fucked if you need some turbo surgery which usually means taking out a loan.

"Free" healthcare isn't free, it just means you pay for the undeserving poor.

i have literally never heard of this and i am a rich as fuck german. Stop larping amerifat

>americans
>culture

Obvious samefag

Damn that got dark real quick
Sorry for your loss bro

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they do at birth

>get taxed for it
>free
It's not free, but it sounds alright. The ACA we got was crap, but maybe some day this millennium, we'll see a good Government Healthcare.

Every time americans come to get treated where I work (private dentist clinic) they're saying shit like "wow it's so cheap here compared to the US where I'd need to take a loan to get my tooth extracted"

That happened to me as a kid. I never let my cats outside now without supervision

Please respect our cultural differences. Thank you.

i feel you bro. someone fed my dog antifreeze

based

>brutal battles
t. Edgelord that thinks the manga are canon and can't stop talking about Arbok getting cut in half.

Pokemon don't die. They faint and go back in their ball until you get them healed.

I guess your dog was too cool

>germany is all of europe
shame money can't buy brains, eh Ahmed?

>americans
>culture

Why are people allowed to get away with murder?

How did someone get inside your house and poison your cats without you knowing?

yeah dude animals clawing and spitting fire at each other is actually a pillow fight haha

That's fucked bro his dog died

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>having a housebound pet
wew there Warden, did you declaw your slave as well?
My cats are free roaming rural animals, it's better they live for 3 years unhindered, than to live 20 years in a fucking box with a stinky basedman incel roommate

wrong. Depending on the illness, the private system might tell you to go to the public hospital bc there are more resources and machines. Also, in some cases of cancer they might charge you 500€ for a single treatment when in the public system it is free.

I live in Canada with supposedly terrible socialist health care. I got a checkup and an X-ray on the same day for free.

I mean no matter how you look at it pokemon are definitely getting messed up in battle
They get cut, bitten, stabbed, burned, poisoned, frozen, paralyzed, etc...

Listen pal my pets love me don't even start with that shit

Countries have culture, whether you like it or not. Different parts of the nation have different ways of life. For example, The Southwest and Mountain & Plains states have a big focus on agriculture and ranches. Which is why Rodeos are big in those areas.
youtube.com/watch?v=SZF-cLBtaUQ

>Americans

twitter.com/owillis/status/1234607697540063234

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They're cats, man. I let them out when they wanted to go out and laze in the sun or explore. I let them in when they want to sleep in the house or get some food or attention.

>two weeks
HAHAHAHAHHA burger here I had to wait 3 months to see a doctor for ulnar nerve entrapment. He ordered $800 in bloodwork tests and xrays only for them to come back clean, so he diagnosed "arthritis" with no further instruction.
Once got charged $400 for a hand specialist to wiggle my fingers around with no specialized machinery and say "it's nothing serious". Whole appointment took 2 minutes. Can't feel my pinky.

Animals lives literally don't matter.
Literally.

don't outdoor cats screw up the local ecosystem something fierce

hey fuck you indoor cats are just like me, but unironically

>South Korea did around 65000 virus tests
>Russia did over 33000
>America did 400

video games

only a select few humans are considered people

Cats are a pest. Keep them in your house or don't be surprised when someone gets tired of them and kills them

by which I mean white heterosexual men

You're a pest stay in your house before someone gets tired and kills you

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This, whenever I need anything beyond the most basic medical services I go to a private clinic because public hospitals are beyond incompetent.

Said the internet tough guy. Come knock on my door and tell me you're going to kill my cat. I'll kick your ass, but at least I'll respect your bravery.

>Unova health care still free
GameFreak was always shit.

That means your cats were being niggers and had to be put down
>oh no my dog was given antifreeze fOr No ReAsOn
Where I come from, ANY animal that becomes a pest or is killing your animals becomes legally vermin and that means you can blow their brains out and no amount of bitching and crying can change that.

If someone went through the process of poisoning your pets, it's because your pets were vermin. You are irresponsible and paid the price

>Just use the vaccine from the other thing.
"Trump is mentally healthy" they said.

And canonically they enjoy battling. Also there are clearly rules and laws regarding Pokemon battles that stop them from going too far.

never in my life been to a private clinic t. 27yo Finn

maybe your EU healthcare is just garbage compared to ours, last time I had to go to a dentist I had to wait less than a month, and when I went to a psychiatrist it was around a month as well

Kill yourself

ever thought the guy who did it might just be an evil sick cunt?

It was a reasonable question from a layperson to a medical expert. I don't understand why people are freaking out about this.

Nothing matters

Because Trump said and probably believed that it was "just the flu"

I think feeding a cat something you laced because they sleep by your flowers or on your car roof sometimes when it's sunny is a bit of an overreaction.

Doesn't he think vaccines cause autism?

Obviously samefag.

Eurofags: NOOOOOOOO, AMERICANS DON'T HAVE ANY CULTURE!!!
Also Euofags: NOOOOOO, AMERICANIZATION IS REPLACING OUR CULTURE!!!

Based Trumpo (can't estumpo), more people die from influenza than that shity hink viros

The fuck are you talking about? I had a lung collapse not so long ago, the operation was done immediately during ER. Mobile xray was there within 10 minutes. All follow up chest xrays had 5~15 minute waiting periods. All free, dumb mutt.

>be burger with health insurance
>have child get a stick lodged in her eye
>go to a specific hospital that was covered in the plan
>"sorry we don't take that insurance anymore :)"
>go to another hospital that was covered
>"sorry we don't take that insurance anymore :). did you check the the app?"
>realizing it's an emergency, decides to go with a hospital that's not covered
>nurse uses a few drops to plop the stick out of the eye
>"that'll be $3500 + tip"

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You sound like a vermin yourself.

Hahahahahaha

When I need to go to the Dentist I walk into their office and get it done that day. Usually costs between $50-100. Private insurance. Enjoy your late cancer detection, retard.

>Why yes, how could you tell.

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How socialists sell healthcare:
>everything is free!
>we won't lower standards!
>if anyone dies, our benevolent dictatorship will punish the doctors responsible!
How socialism implements healthcare:
>So what if you don't like the conditions in the hospital? Where else are you going to go? This hospital is the last (and only) stop.
>You can't opt for another place and then just pay out of your own pocket. The government has capped financial upward mobility. There is now "income equality." And that means nobody has the means to buy their way into a different (or better) situation.
>And even if you could, one doesn't exist. The state provides it all. You're stuck.

This asshole was letting his cats out. Obviously his cats became pests and an inconvenience to someone else
>no its gotta be bad people!
They're pretty shitty for doing it but if they did it for their own protection or protection of their pets then I'm with them 100%.

We had an older kitten. We got a younger kitten and the older kitten went nuts and kept trying to kill him. After the kids fucked up again and let him out and he attacked the kitten, I grabbed him and threw him as hard as I could out the door.

Some animals are worthless niggers and not worth the hassle. If his cats were attacking other cats or killing kittens or eating chickens or anything like that, they deserved it

If I were to do that in America, I'm pretty sure I would be billed a few thousand dollars at minimum. I was charged $2600 for an emergency room visit and an Xray, which revealed there was nothing wrong with me after all. All I did was talk to a doctor to explain a pain and had an Xray.

I refused to pay it and they wouldn't give me a fair monthly price to pay it over time, so they disjointed the $2600 into 5 separate bills and sold each one to 5 different debt collectors that all simultaneously fucked my credit at the same time.

>FDA says that it won't allow any tests other than the one developed by the CDC to be used
>CDC sends out a test kit with a malfunctioning part
>hospitals could easily replace it but can't because that would be against FDA regulations
>meanwhile independent labs could develop their own tests but since an emergency was declared they no longer can because of FDA regulations
Everything's fucked mate

>poke'center visits are free of charge
>meanwhile a jug of milk costs 500 pokedollars
>over the counter drugs cost a small fortune
Then again, poke'mon's economy is entirely based around animal fighting and money isn't particularly hard to win.

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Is that 3,124 pokedollars? Or different currency, cause of it's only 3,124 pokedollars that translates to getting your whole squad taken care of for like $32

No.
People who try and defend the way healthcare works in the us are clinically retarded

Say it ain't so

Based

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I'm in the medium-shitty part of europe and I can use the public hospital for x-ray and all of that paying a ticket from 16€ to 45€, or go to a private to make the same at the same prive, because here most of the common exams are equalized

>but if they did it for their own protection or protection
damn i didn't know you knew the killer personally please tell me more about why he did it

And despite all that, which isn't even true, it's still better than the state of healthcare in the US.

Do a fucking comparison of the quality of healthcare in Australia and the US.

when will they experience hyperinflation?

It really depends on where you live and the cat's attitude towards it.

They were rather passive and lazy as cats go. If a bird or mouse came close, they'd just let it pass by.
But yeah, I'm sure they moonlighted as vicious baby killers. Guess they did the town a service.

Meanwhile, I can make an apointment at Terveystalo and see a doctor within an hour. 24/7 at Kamppi. Can get a dentist within a few hours at Oral. All paid through employer-provided private insurance. Feels nice to have a job.

pokedollars are literally just yen

500 pokedollars = about 5 dollars
regular pokeballs are literally only 2 dollars

I guess the pokemon games haven't adjusted for inflation at all since the late 90s though

>Some animals are worthless niggers and not worth the hassle
You sure are quite an example, user.

the last time I went to a dentist was 5+ years ago, and the visit to psychiatrist was just to get my C-papers, I don't actually need to have my mental breakdowns from work related stress covered within an hours notice user

Weird, I have insurance and got an MRI and was charged 50 dollars as an American

dont euros ever get tired of talking about america. half the stuff they say is always blatantly wrong, they act like experts when they know fuck all about the country

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>have to get a cyst removed
>work gives me 2 months off to recover, fully paid
>see a doctor 3 times a week as I'm recovering
>wait times for anything I need are almost nothing
>insurance covers it all so I pay nothing
>still american
damn it feels good being american

>Aysha King
>Charlie Gard
>Alfie Evans
just to name three

I think you are vermin and shut be put down.

It's not wrong that hospitals are extremely overpriced for no good reason

UK wins again!

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sure but this is one issue out of many, and euros always oversimplify it, as if there is no benefit to the current system and americans are just retarded to do it that way
if you want to discuss politics, keep it in /pol/ so i don't have to hear your moronic and ill-informed shit

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I bet it's mutts themselves making these threads so that afterwards you can bitch about how hurr durr everyone is obsesses with murrica durr

>healthcare
>culture

stfu chevy taco cook my fucken burrito lmao

free market does reduce prices when there are more than a handful of major players. but when there are only a few, prices go up and quality goes down. it's called an oligopoly and it's become way too prevalent in america. Government is supposed to step in to break these up but they've been bought out, so we continue to stagnate while rich assholes give themselves tax cuts and ignorant college kids bitch about 'capitalism'

nobody would say euro here because healthcare differs by country, this is a mutt larping to cope
t. turk in germany, when I tore a muscle deadlifting and broke a bone working I got xrays within the same day, when my wisdom tooth got chipped I drove to the closest dentist and had it pulled within an hour
waiting only applies to anything that isnt time sensitive/causing pain

>Trump asks medical experts whether existing flu (coronavirus) vaccines would have any effect on the new coronavirus
>expers says probably not
>Trump says ok
>reddit and twitter checkmarks react as expected

And what's the benefit of the current system?

Find who did it and go vigilante as catman

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i hope this post is supposed to be ironic but the sad truth is probably not

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>dicket turk parasite in germany
>lifts weights
jesus dude

Work the same way here
t.spaniard

youtube.com/watch?v=vQPRFqWPWgE

honestly, pokecenters costing dollars would add a needed edge to the game.

Why is it that whenever it's "European hours" on Yea Forums, you guys start obsessing over Americans? The reverse literally never happens when it's "American hours". I don't understand why /int/fags feel the need to do this shit.

That's bullshit, but Americans believe it.

I should add ot this that it also depends on where you live in your EU country, I live in bumfuck nowhere but our city is pretty modern, just a ghost town since Nokia had its HQ here before they hit rough times and laid off everyone, but for that we have a modern, giant ass hospital and barely anyone goes there so you can spend your days there getting your shit checked if you like. Personally I don't need to but I'm certain that I could book appointments for anything within the week.

t. finn user

theyre like this in real life too, it's common knowledge on /trv/ that most continental euros only ever want to talk politics until everyone else gets sick of them

Less taxes
Higher quality of care for those with a job
Top doctors immigrate to the US to make $$$
Most of the world's medical research happens in the US because $$$
This

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free healthcare sounds pretty rad desu
just fund the research groups so we have innovation, fix the price fixing bullshit we have going on, oh, and while we're at it, arrest people who buy up cheap medication and price jack the shit out of it for murder and being a faggot

Probably explains why the French riot over everything.

>We won the World Cup, let's riot
>Carbon Tax is happening, let's riot

>Room and care $ 428k
Kek my house costed half that and I can sell it

t. amerimutt jew slave

Go ahead. But we both know you truly lack the balls.

How am I supposed to know whose cat it is if it doesn't have a collar, faggot?

can you please go back to /pol/

Post address.

That's a ranking chart. It's literally saying the US is worst in almost everything

used to be a fat nerd, now I look like a bear and dont fit properly in the seats at my uni
>dicket
what did he mean by this

Weird, I don't.

Home address now homie see what happens

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Considering the entire Pokemon world somewhat revolves around... you know, Pokemons, you'd think that making sure your Pokemon is healthy would be nearly as important as making sure you're healthy

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Which house do you want?
Vacation house?
Second house?
Third?

2 Kinsmead Street Victoria, Australia.

>see what happens
Nothing is going to happen.

vacation house if you don't mind
Say no more brother

Plenty of Rattata around

>Dad had to get surgery this year
>Hospital keeps calling to try and get money from him
>Keeps telling them to fuck off
>Already on disability due to a severe car accident so they can't do shit
If the system wants to fuck you find a way to fuck it back, I guess.

What about actually useful Pokemons that aren't as numerous?

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You can breed them

Hospitals are businesses in america after all.
Every doctor wants 200k a year plus, the nurses at least 60k. Gotta charge 75 dollars for an ace bandage to make ends meet.
Government too broke to maintain that pay grade if they bought out the health care, big pharma and the potentially poor doctors would stop them anyways.

cloning technology(ie, they fuck a ditto)

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I have health care, but I can't pay for out of pocket payment of $100-200 each visit, so I never go to hospital, havent in 10 years.

The only people defending America's current healthcare system either haven't had to use it or are employed by the insurance companies.

>not just buying an eyepatch and calling it a day
>$3.5 + tax
Never gonna make it.

his son would forever be known as priate pete though

In the US it could cost thousands for any kind of none-routine dental procedure, minimum a few hundred, even with health insurance premium taking away a large chunk of your paycheck. Dental being a seperate type of insurance that you may not even have.

Why are your cancer treatments so low compared to the US's system of "Get cancer, lifetime of debt"?

Meanwhile in reality
>Italy
>A vein pops for whatever reason in my mom's nose, constant slow bleeding
>It's past midnight, my father takes her to the hospital
>Doctor checks the issue and applies a temporary solution to tampon the bleeding
>They're back in little more than an hour with the necessary small surgery booked for the next morning
>In less than a day the issue is completely resolved with not a cent spent because of the health-threatening nature of the injury

I'm from Europe and no they don't.

not him but we all know nothing would happen dont act hard on a somali boat engine forum

>All I needed was not to touch the thing for a week
And so user died.

except for the fact that pokemon centers and pokemarts are both owned and operated by the pokemon league, a private sports organization
and the treatments are subsidized by mart sales and gym battles

it's in the pokemon leagues best interest to keep your pokemon healthy so you can continue losing to gym leaders and buying things from the marts

but what do you know, even the economy in a kids game is too complex for leftists to understand

>Live in Korea
>Get a cold
>Everyone tells me to go to the hospital
>Refuse cause I'm not trying to spend serious cash
>End up having to go and see the doctor and go through the whole process
>Total cost was like $5 USD
>The same deal would be way over $1000 in the US
Goddamn.

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Not that guy but I'm fucking sorry man

Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru.

Is korea funding their healthcare with twitter kpop bots or what

Do Pokemon work (besides being overpowered fighting roosters)? Like the big strong ones being used in construction, or having shit like Squirtle working at chemical factories (he pukes water).
Do these Pokemon have insurance, or healthcare? You don't want to lose the Machoke that carries the steel beams or the Pikachu that does the Electrolysis.
And I bet curing the current one would be a lot cheaper than getting a new one.

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real weird how everyone in irrelevant shithole countries like europe and canada say such bad things about american healthcare, yet you all come here for treatment whenever something is wrong with you

>you all come here for treatment

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$100 without insurance in the US. Or free with insurance.

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Technically yes but just like in the US insurance pays for most if not all for it. Most you'll be paying is maybe 150 for more serious shit.

There's only a single town throughout Pokemon's history whose Pokemon Center charged for healing your Pokemon, and that was the shithole Po Town in Sun/Moon where Team Skull set their operations.

But they don't. Infact, I'd bet more Americans go to their countries for cheap healthcare than they do for us

I have no idea. I've been to the doctor for multiple reasons and it was always so cheap. The most expensive thing was my wisdom tooth surgery which was only 29,000원($24 USD). I was shocked. That same surgery would way fucking more in the US.

Very wealthy people come to america for treatment, poor people leave america for treatment.

>free

stop, you actually give them hope

I don't see a problem here, I don't see problems with a lot of the "dumb" questions the dude asks his experts and people losing their shit over.

Like for fucks sake, the dudes a president and a business man, not like the president needs to be a medical expert and/or know how fucking tornadoes behave, that's why the experts exist.

If the president read any news or asked any advisor about the vaccine he would know that the flu vaccine is useless for this virus.

Name one country that let's non-residents utilise the public healthcare system. If an American goes to a hospital in Europe, they'd get charged the full bill.

>Swedish law stipulates patients should wait no more than 90 days to undergo surgery or see a specialist. Yet every third patient waits longer, according to government figures.

>Patients must also see a general practitioner within seven days, the second-longest deadline in Europe after Portugal (15 days).

>Yet waiting times vary dramatically across Sweden's 21 counties responsible for financing hospitals.

>One dental patient in central Dalarna county told AFP six months passed before his check-up, while emergency room queues at Stockholm's largest hospitals average four hours.

>The 2016 nationwide median wait for prostate cancer surgery was 120 days, but 271 days in the northern county of Vasterbotten, official figures show.

>Swedes also complain about not being able to see their own regular general practitioner—and the ensuing lack of continuity—as a growing number of doctors and nurses are temporary hires employed by staffing companies.

>Some 80 percent of the healthcare sector is in need of nurses, according to official data.

Imagine being an Europoor paying 60%+ taxes for his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""free"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" healthcare, waiting 3 months to see a doctor, and dabbing on americans.

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According to *cough*masuda*cough* the Pokémon world has acquired an endless source of free energy which is why they don't charge for Pokémon center care and the power plant is abandoned in RBY. Why it's back up and running in GSC is anyone's guess.

Yuropoors EXPOSED

>Do Pokemon work
Yes. They do a ton of shit outside of just battling and in SwSh you can send your Pokemon to work and get paid.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Delete this right now. The Americans weren't suppose to find out!

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>or asked any advisor about the vaccine
He literally just fucking did and now the far-left is foaming at the mouth about it.