Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?

cringe thread

What a great lover

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>tfw no zoroark gf

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Ninetales, Zoroark, Lucario or Fennekin.

Ditto for obvious reasons.

I want my wife to be fucked by my pokemon

Would you be her pet?

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Imagine just falling asleep in its arms like that. Heaven.

Guys, the one time I was over at the girl I like's house, she told me to get off the couch because her dog wanted to sit.
She always does that thing where she lets the dog kiss her mouth.
Is she...? Or am I just being autistic

I want to fuck my pokemon wife.

Post ass

arcanine and mightyena seem like total bros

I want to fuck my wife with my pokemon and fuck my wifes pokemon

the ones that look like little girls

Alolan Meowth with Pickup. It's a Dark type, my favourite type, and it learns Pay Day.

Lopunny, at 4ft tall it is nothing but love and bunny cunny. All other choices are simply inferior. Lewd stuff aside it is a fucking bunny, a gentleman's pet. Finally it isn't overdesigned or deadly to touch.

FUCKING DITTO, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS DITTO

Alakazam. The Chad psychic type, Doubles as a pet and a second body for co-op vidya since he's smart enough to learn human

You just know.

Gardie's not a pet. She's beyond that. I would like to keep her though. Her and probably Glaceon.

>since he's smart enough to learn human

He's smarter than you. They only follow orders because they want you to think you're in charge. Fuckers are biding their time, and I don't think they can even learn that move!

Gardevoir would be a wife for me.

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>Gardevoir

Renamom

Yes, and?

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that's a male gardevoir, isn't it?

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all dog pokemon, and i will buy a land so they can have all the field for them to run as much as their heart content

Shuckle

True. I even tried keeping Hatterene on my team, but she's too slow and doesn't learn Moonblast.

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Weavile.

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If I only had the option of one it'd be Absol. I just love its design

how do human males even compete with that?

Look at the rest of the thread. I don't think they'd be interested in competing.

Can I choose a cute pokeboy instead and keep him as my petboyfriend?

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