Spelunky is a perfect video game

>spelunky is a perfect video game

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It is actually

No. It sucks dick.

Get fucked faggot

You didn't even type the shitpost right you fucking retard.

Spelunky is a game that you honestly have shit taste if you think it's shit or you just haven't played many games or like games

Why did you place a rope there? It's your own fault.

You can still throw a bomb.
It's not perfect but still pretty good, even the original still holds up today.

>doesn't have the eye
>can still visibly see the marketplace secret entrance
>throws rope there
Shit player

I cant into this game
Spent hundreds of hours in diferent rogelites and shit, I cant into this game, it has no soul, clunky controls and no endgame
I hope spelunky 2 is a good game so I can pirate it

Where is the second one?

>clunky controls
>soul
Opinion discarded.

steamworld dig 2 is better

got nothing to do with rope retard, you bounce up if you jump on a bee

tell me how this game has good controls when is jump works retarded as fuck

It's retarded to pin yourself like that. Git gud lmao that's never happened to me in 2000+ hours of spelunky.

The controls are flawless. It sounds like you just suck. Learn how to run and jump

Cook a bomb and kill the wasp. You even have three tries, that's easy.

Is that the marketplace? I'm assuming it's just where he came through

It has some momentum and that's it, jump mechanics are rather simple

Right under to the left. You can see the outline of the marketplace. He needs to bomb it

Artificial difficulty.

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>throwing shit upwards

Who the fuck didn't see that one coming?

>just play patiently bro

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>Playing like a retard
>Many ways to handle this
Legitimate bullshit, but its so fucking hilarious that if it even happened to me I couldn't be mad.

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these new graphics are dogshit

this is the only actual example of bullshit in this thread, but sometimes you have to stop being a lucklet

Be ready to jump at the beginning of the jungle stages. That's happened to me but not now that I anticipate it

Unironically agree

The only thing that is bullshit and not avoidable in the entire game is occasional off screen angering of the shopkeeper, specifically in the marketplace.

The spaceship can be unavoidable chaos at times as well

I really enjoy this game but I suck at it
the farthest map I went was the ice cave and I died quickly
any tips?

>double kills player with one attack
Based caveman

Just keep playing, you'll eventually get good

Steamworld Dig 2 is better than most games released in the last decade

Unlock shortcuts. Ice stages are easiest. Ride the falling platforms down and jump before impact.

lmao get fucked retard

Is is it like the first one because I liked it but it's not really like spelunky at all so the comparison seems retarded.

>no endgame
The secret final bossess and crazy hard runs are the endgame

It's not comparable to Spelunky, I think the first user's idea was just that they're both games with cards and treasure. I stand by my statement about the quality of Dig 2 though. If you liked the first one you have to play 2, it's better in every way.

>spelunky
>game with cards

Literally knew this was going to happen the moment the torch was thrown. That's a mistake you very easily learn to stop making.

The game has that slight pause when you come into the level for a reason, just fucking jump. I don't even like this game but using this shit as criticism is literally the ultimate cringe.

I played a lot of the freeware version a few years ago. Besides the extra hidden world, is the hd version considerably better?

Yeah unless you're a hipster faggot

The dude has already wound up his throw, can you even jump in time? What if an arrow trap spawns in line with entrance and shoots?

How the fuck do you fuck it up like that?

It's much better

You can jump in time, this has happened to me plenty (hundreds of hours of playtime) and I'm pretty sure you can just mash the jump button and the timing works out. Same with the arrow trap, they're quick but not so quick you can't jump over them.

>arrow trap in jungle

just jumped on the bee, that's it

You can whip the boomerang too.

True, same goes for arrow.

Well, you should know that you can't kill big enemies by jumping over them without the spike boots.
I don't see any flaw, it's your fault

spelunky is shit

Meant to say caves. I'm tired.

You're shit. Git gud pussypie. Spelunky is goat

>You'll pay for your crimes!

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Spelunky is an unbelievably well designed game and there's no way the sequel will be nearly as good

He's already fucking it up. Too many onions boys are giving him input I bet.

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I've always sneezed into my elbow like that, I wonder where I learned it from

Being a dirty nigger? I ain't sneezing on my clothes

but you're sneezing on your hands, that you use to touch literally everything? are you dumb?

fully agree

i think that guy is throwing up, not sneezing

You can either jump or if you're a complete baller whip the boomerang to deflect it.
Whenever you enter a stage there's a short pause to let you check for any immediate threats, even if the enemy spawns closer than that to you, you still have just barely enough time to act.
The original Spelunky didn't have that and you sometimes would just get fucked no matter what, which is one of the main points people always complained about, so he made double sure it wouldn't be an issue in the remake.

Cool. I guess Spelunky literally is a perfect game now.

>unless you're a hipster faggot
Sounds to me like the people who like this shit are the hipster faggots.