Fuck brahs, is so close, GOTY 2019 is finally almost upon us, I can't take it anymore

>giving a fuck about the plot
Ayyy lmao

more people would play the game if it was less cringe, bro.

>Joypuke lolsorandom guise
I can hardly contain my indifference. Be on the lookout for a massive burst of apathy because I won't bother.

Subhumans moviefags aren't people

releasing in EGS kinda worked for me. Hypes gone down and I dont want to play it anymore.

I enjoy everyone shitting on them since they broke their old games trying to put a for sale sign in for 3 and now no one can play.

>apathy
>when you replied in this thread
OH NO NO NO NO

>Willingly make the decision to be an Epic timed exclusive for money
>Somehow pretend on Twitter like you're finally able to get it onto Steam and make it a point of advertisement
But you decided to not put it on Steam. How is this some accomplishment?

Fuck off Randy

I hope it's at least 70% off now that it's a year old and no one has even talked about it the entire time.
The general indifference is honestly more worrying than if there was a lot of hate.

>everyone
Steamcucks aren't people

I don't have goldfish syndrome zoomer.

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>70%
Try 10-20%

I'm just waiting for all the DLCs to come out before I pirate

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>80$ game
>Shit story
>Average gameplay

No thanks

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It's 100% off since october last year. :^)

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>posts Yakuza
Ironic

The 2019 joke was not lost on me, OP.

Sounds like shit but really if i buy this pile of trash it should be in 2022 with a 75% discount only because of this
>DLC >DLC >DLC >DLC >DLC >DLC >DLC >DLC >DLC
Unless season pass gets all DLC but yea i would wait.

>No moxxi DLC, which is one of the best in the franchise
Is shit senpai

10-50% off with the season pass including if your lucky..

That's not badass...

Fuck off randy. Fucking die please i would piss on your grave.

>50%
No fucking way, this isnt epic

Enjoy your sloppy seconds steamlets

Hey just saying your right though.

Calm down Jeremy

I pirated this shit and didn't even get out of the tutorial. They somehow made Claptrap even more annoying and banked on their shitbrained master plan of making Lilith the hero of the story, despite the fact everybody fucking hated her in 2, TPS, and even in Tales despite only being mentioned.
Considering their first expansion is about two faggots getting married, I'm not at all bothered about being unable to get into it. If anything, I'm annoyed that they think I want to see this shit anywhere near my Steam account.

Fuck you tom.

>subhumans moviefags

what is this paranoid shit, who are you talking about?

>the steamie cope in this thread
Lol

t. Claptrap original VA

No one really talked about it since no one really bought it.
Take out the guaranteed sales from Epic and they sold less than half a million, that's less than the first game's launch and it has been nearly a year.

>that's less than the first game's launch and it has been nearly a year.

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They changed VA? I didn't notice, I was too busy wretching at the absolutely fuck-awful "comedy" being shoved in my face at breakneck speed before I'd even had time to finish processing my disgust at the last attempt at a joke.

>Less than half a million
Haha the steamcel lying to cope with his sloppy seconds heh

>Take out the guaranteed sales from Epic and they sold less than half a million
this makes no sense kys, epic is not paying them they are guaranteeing them sales, when you sold 2 million you sold 2 million

>developers say it will be more story driven than last 2 games
>story is shit and people are bummed out by it
>”why play for story lol”

I heard you the first time Bob

The original VA wanted to get paid to voice Claptrap instead of just doing it for free again. Gearbox told him to go fuck himself and found someone else to do it.

I struggled to do one playthrough. How the fuck can someone stomach playing through the game 10 times?

>Can't appreciate Randy's pure genius
That's on you steamie

They fired a man for wanting to be paid to put voice to their dogshit drivel?
Jesus Christ.

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>joypuke

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I have done about that many, but I'm waiting for the new crack for the performance fixes, balance changes and skippable cutscenes

This man speaks the truth.

Yeah, Epic agrees to purchase a certain number directly to add to their metrics and sometimes has a signing bonus on top of it.

>most boring heroes in all Borderlands games
it's not 1

Samefagging is against the rules

>steamcel
>steamie
>sloppy seconds
>Auto attack as soon as steam gets it
I see damage control is out today at least i get a laugh.

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I agree stop it get some help!

Back in October

>Buying games at all

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>Borderlands 3 on steam
>No price
Your all morons if you buy this at full price for a game that's been out for a year.

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6 months, animeshitter

It's kinda hard to not give a fuck when it's that bad.

there isn't a single good looter shooter and the genre is cursed

>implying
I would buy it for $20 on epic rather than for $30 on Steam.
Being loyal to a shop is retarded.

Mayafag still seething I see

>$30 on Steam
I'll buy it.

Whatever mad LOL

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Anybody see the trailer for the new dlc. its a gay wedding.

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Lovecraft

>gay wedding.
...Great really selling me on this game.

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It's BL2 with QoL improvements and better sound/visuals. Everyone hated the story and characters for BL2. It's dumb that suddenly people act like LOL RANDOM characters are beloved and untouchable.

If the main story doesn't feel enough like BL2. I can't see how the first DLC doesn't.

Source?

im not as sickly as him :*

>Redditlands
>GOTY

in what world?

youtube.com/watch?v=_jLEJkVWoMk

I wonder what percentage of the playerbase is gay and happy to have this theme? 1%? Less?
Oh wait. Its Borderlands 3. So probably 50%...

More people don't care than hate it or love it. The ones who hate it and the ones who love it are mad at the people who don't care.

Which one are you?

Faggots have to ruin everything. Stop forcing your sexual preference down my throat before i fucking make you deep throat a shotgun. No really STOP we get it you like dick and no one fucking cares.

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The guy is obviously retarded the kind that can enjoy this crap

Borderlands 3 was the fourth best selling game in the US for all of 2019.

I've never played Borderlands. Is the game even challenging in any meaningful way or is it like all other Diablo clone aRPGs where you either kill everything in sight or die in a second because enemy is higher level or because you don't have good enough loot?

what do you mean they broke their old games?

>giving Randy Bo' Bandy money
>giving Tim "Twitter Rapper" Sweeney money
>giving Chinese investors money
>giving a letdown of a product money
>fueling Store Wars: The Republic of China strikes back
>letting all of those people know you want more of all of this

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Straighties ruin everything. Stop forcing your sexual preference down my throat before i fucking make you deep throat a shotgun. No really STOP we get it you like cunny and no one fucking cares.

The 2nd one

>joypuke
literally who thought that would be a good idea

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its not really a hard game
its just a nice grind

>devs are so proud of their cringey writing that you have to spend so much time standing around while the characters make 50 unfunny equips before you can go shoot something

this game came out in 2019 and you still can't skip cutscenes or dialogue?

I heard that they were adding a feature to skip cutscenes, is it implemented yet? I might actually have enough will to play through the dlc's if so.

>Gets BTFO
> UH I UM ERM...*BRRRRRRRRRRT* Y-You like cunny!
Lost hard.

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why are cats allowed on Yea Forums?

also I don't think anyone is gonna buy BL3 after we've seen how shit it is from the two people that bought it on EPIC

That was patched. You can skip now without having to go into the files to disable it

I see you are leering, seething and coping from the destructive force of my majestical and fantastical slay. Maybe next time you will think twice before spouting retardation.

Source?

>before i fucking make you deep throat a shotgun
I sincerely doubt you're capable of making anyone deepthroat anything.
That was a jab at your manhood, you edgy faggot.

Stay away from it. The novelty of a looter shooter was never good and many bad games and mediocre studios have come since and can't do it right. Borderlands is only successful because it was first.

Im just disappointed that it has come to this.
The base game was fine. Yeah the story and writing was complete shit with unlikeable characters, but the gunplay and abilities were a nice foundation.

I hoped that, jusst like inn borderlands 2, they would build up on this foundation and release interesting DLC's with new settings to go crazy in and enjoy myself in a versatile shooter.
But no. They release this homo shit. I dont care that these two guys are faggots. But why do we need a whole "Adventure" about these guys getting married? There are an almost infinite amount of cool fantasy/scifi tropes they could have used for a nice add-on to the game........

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I see you are leering, seething and coping from the destructive force of my majestical and fantastical slay. Maybe next time you will think twice before spouting retardation.

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The update to make crossplay between steam and epic made the game unlaunchable for many, broke crossplay between windows and linux/mac, and made most unable to connect to multiplayer at all.

>That was a jab at your manhood
You would be surprised.

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It was a satisfactory tweet

I dont know if they count it but i still have the free copy that came with amd like i dont want this and less in epic

>trying to turn this into a steam vs epic shitpost flamewar
you're all getting distracted from the real issue
can we just forget what platforms this game is available on and consider this:
the game is shit

>r*dditlands 3

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I agree

>implying tiny tina was ever good to begin with
dumb nigger

when was this?
i dont think the old games are on epic store

Epic had over a million copies to give away, so they packaged epic keys with a lot of stuff.

The fuck is this? what kind of retard talk like that

The player retention was horrendous even if the launch sales were good. It's like what happened with Dragon Age 2 which sold more at launch then Origins but died the next week since it was shit.

An underage and undisciplined faggot who gets his vocab from Yea Forums

Feb 27th, and no, the old games are still not on Epic yet even after updating for it.

I miss the atmosphere of the original, it genuinely felt bleak enforcing the fact that you are on a shitty wasteland planet.

The jokes weren't much better, but at least they weren't cramming them down your throat every 20 seconds.

Holy crapjuice, batman! Did you just kill all those freakin mutants? You are BAD ASS! Man I wish you were around when the skags attacked and killed my wife's son heheheh... anyway... here take this reward. It'll help ya shoot some more bad guys! Just don't forget to point it in the right direction! Cos... I forgot that once and... yeah... let's just say that did NOT end well heheh....
If ya'll need some more jobs there's plenty to do on the bounty board! We sure could use more bad asses like you around here! Anyway, I'll catch you later vault hunter!

Honestly that doesn't look too bad. It feels like one those funny and based gay characters from jap mangas

Yea but everything else besides that and the story is better in the later games so it's whatever.

Not the level scaling.

Vault Hunter! Glad you could make it... we need your help! We're in a crappy situ-aysh... It's worse than the time I pooped all over my house haha. You see, there's homophobes around the town and they're being THE WORST. Show those skagbrains who's boss by shootin them in the head or something haha

>Kill homophobes 0/100

Fine. Almost everything.

So what does Gearbox work on now? I doubt they wanna make Bordemlands 4 right now, but I can't see them pull another Battleborn stunt. Is it time for Brothers in arms to return?

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>Bordemlands 4
See you in 2035

>borderlands gameplay
I...

>Borderlands 3
Oh yeah... THAT happened...

They shit out DLC that won't even break even until the company finally dissolves.

Gay marriage DLCs

>implying Randy will let the studio exist after he retires

second*

They didn't count Epic sales

If you play borderlands for anything, that'll be the reason you do. Unless you really like the music or something, which is dumb because you can just listen to it elsewhere.

>I heard that they were adding a feature to skip cutscenes, is it implemented yet?
It is, 13th February patch

That's fine with me. Fuck randy.

It has Gaige and Cthulhu shit, who cares about the rest

Another looter but soulike also looks like shit but it has glorified ray tracing

I mean why would you get serious about borderlands anything? it's a mediocre franchise that only works in coop

>the story
There was no plot in BL1, it was a series of Mcguffings one after another with an arrow telling you what to do.

They must have spent so much on advertisements. There were Borderlands 3 posters all around my country. There were several presentations and events. And not to mention the amount of shilling online, including Yea Forums of course.
But we all knew it was bad before it even came out. The shit dialogue was made very clear, the drama going on behind the scenes that Randy failed to keep secret...
When the game finally came out everyone went silent. The only things people had to say about it were bad things.
Randy won't even quote the amount of sales the game had, only the number of copies that stores ordered.

I'm surprised they're even bothering with DLC. But I guess shameless DLC priced at half the game's original cost is where these disgusting companies get most of their profit.

>Gaige dies
Fuck this game fuck everyone fuck you fuck your mom fuck randy is a pedo FUCK EVERYTHING I'M DONE!

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Kinda hard not too when the game forces you to sit down and listen to everyone talk for hours and hours overall

That's almost everyone here, you have to be more precise

I really try not to think about that.

Linear scaling is boring, but going full retard like BL2 is stupid. BL3 achieved a nice balance IMO

no they dont

I mean the fact that it at least never locked you into a room while a bunch of people have a conversation that never actually involves you in any significant way makes it the best plot by default

game is dogshit, not even worth pirating
>UI is horrible
>forced cutscenes 200% more than in BL2: at least you can mute dialogue
>fast travel is awful because the map IS UNUSABLE ON PC BECAUSE MOVING IT TAKES 20SECONDS
>speaking of PC
>frame rates? even a 2080TI can't get 144fps, all settings on low and 720p resolution because the game throttles its power use when you get above 100fps, dropping GPU and CPU use respectively so it's more or less hard capped at 100 fps regardless of graphics
>builds are just so fucking... boring? you have a whole load of gimmicky shit to choose from but nobody in singleplay will every pick anything except the hunter guy who can turn invisible for 20sec (more with gear upgrades I'm sure), nothing else comes even close in usefulness

sad that the performance is so bad, and the issue with atrocious forced cutscenes, the gunplay and being able to climb is what would've set it aside from BL2

And it was still better than anything outside Jack himself in 2, most of the presequel and absolutely everything in 3. The only borderlands game with an actually decent story is tales and that's a fucking spinoff.

Borderlands movie
Godfall
Borderlands 3 DLC
Publishing Risk of Rain and other shit

>we can hardly contain our joypuke

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My gf must think I’m a gaymer because she got it for me on ps4 but at least I can play it with her and get laid after

BL2 had a wedding DLC for valentines. It was just between to goliaths.

>BL1cucks
Yikes...

Source? Timmy stated himself they guarantee a revenue number as a deal for exclusivity

>next thread pops up in same time last one got down
>same writestyle

Fuck off Randy you kidfucker

>>builds are just so fucking... boring? you have a whole load of gimmicky shit to choose from but nobody in singleplay will every pick anything except the hunter guy who can turn invisible for 20sec (more with gear upgrades I'm sure), nothing else comes even close in usefulness
FL4K isn't even the strongest character in this game, what are you talking about

>>frame rates? even a 2080TI can't get 144fps, all settings on low and 720p resolution because the game throttles its power use when you get above 100fps, dropping GPU and CPU use respectively so it's more or less hard capped at 100 fps regardless of graphics
Thank you for saving me money.

hows your 80th failed game going chink

Wait, skipping cutscenes wasn't in the game originally? It took that many months for them to add that as a feature?

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>thinking whats supposed to be a high octane FPS game shouldn't just lock you into someones office while they splurge pointless exposition on you for 5 minutes before you are allowed to have fun again is in fact bad game design makes you a cuck
yikes

Bruh, I'm a 2fag but I can admit that the story is one of the few things 1 does better than it.

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Feels like I've grown out of this series, none of the humor hits anymore and the whole looter shooter thing was cool in 2010 before all shit like Destiny, warframe, division, every ubisoft game.

>Everyone hated the story and characters for BL2

Huh? I thought people (besides Yea Forums) liked the characters and story for the most part

He has infinite sustain because you essentially never die unless you get 1 shot. Honestly though I don't know, I'm having such massive issues dealing with the performance and constant forced cutscenes and having to navigate the sanctuary 3.0 which is needlessly complicated. It takes 5min+ at times to finish your business until you can continue your game. It's infuriating if you don't enjoy the zany "story" and just want the gameplay, it was never this much of an issue in BL2 and I UVHM'd that game.

Yea Forums likes to think it's the center of the world for some weird reason

Add that to the 3 previous games not having it either.

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>He has infinite sustain because you essentially never die unless you get 1 shot
user, no, stop it.

FL4K issue at Mayhem 4/True Takedown Mode is actually survivability, you would know this if you actually played the game, same with Moze.

The ones that can currently faceroll content are Zane and Amara

>Ten playthroughs of Boredomlands 3
Shit man, epicucks deserve to be punished but this is a bit excessive

Yeah and I admitted I didn't even finish the normal difficulty, I'm too used to playing at 240fps that 100 fps and dips to 80 are really killing my motivation to boot up the game. Then add the annoying cutscene/lore event (w/e you call it) spam.

It breaks my heart how this game ended up after 6+ years of waiting, I was actively hyped for it for a good few years.

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The story feels entirely disconnected from the build up from the last.
Did they not have the same main writer? Feels more like a fanfic made with no inside knowledge of the story.

Borderlands is pure cringekino though

funnily enough you could say the exact same thing about BL2 after playing 1.

I have no fucking clue who this new commander of the Raiders is because he sure as shit didn't have anything to do with the playable Soldier from the first game.

No, but the story was never good, so I don't see what you're getting at. The Vault Hunter War was confirmed to be BL4 content by the new lead writer

>making Tiny Tina complete shit
Tiny Tina was always a garbage character with a horrendous VA, the fact that you lusted after her because she was underage does not change that.

Based

That's not very badass of you user

Whats badass?
Fucking kids, or being fucked by BBC for fucking kids?

>joypuke

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Problem?

>trans hero
>boring

read it in kriegs voice

>gunplay and being able to climb
we've come so far in these 8 years

Someone once told me that if you walk up to a mirror and say Randyman three times, he'll show up on your board and shill his shit game.
Creepy story, not gonna lie.

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>giving money to toilet magician randy bitchford

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I wanna fuck Maya

Imagine paying full price for a game lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

>just ignore the main plot of a story game
fuck yourself, game is trash

> Forgot that this shit peace of garbage exist

borderlands 1 >>>> presequel >>>>>>>>>>>>> borderlands 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> borderlands 3

borderlands 3, the sequel everyone wanted and then forgot about. playing this game gaves me a headache. its so boring i cant imagine anyone playing it 10 times.

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which characters got killed?

lillith
bailiff
john g
riffraff
klondike mike
dongo
jeff
and finally eric

>hated characters in BL2
I thought they were well written

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>which characters got killed?
handsome jack
angel
roland
scooter
bloodwing(so sad depressed pathetic mordecai, so basically mordecai is dead)
claptrap(new voice actor, character sidelined, basically dead)

the story basically revolves around nu lilith, tiny tina, scooter's fat sister, and two evil twitch streamer meme characters. its so shit. changing the language option to japanese so you do not not understand/follow any of it yet its still ultra cringe

As much as hearing Troy Baker is tiring, I did enjoy his peformance as Rhys. No idea why they got a new VA for Rhys, feels weird.

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>It's dumb that suddenly people act like LOL RANDOM characters are beloved and untouchable.
Bad story and characters isn't improved by making worse story and characters. It's a good thing for Randy Bitchford and Queerbox that people enjoy the gameplay of these games.

Jack was pretty good but has the same problem as every other character in that every joke was pure cringe

This but switch 1 and 3

Anyone in for a fresh start? Playing Borderland 3 is so fucking comfy with others.

The only problem with randoms is that they quit after one quest and playing with rl friends is just awkward.

I pirated that shit ages ago.
Its pretty gud.

How big is the file size?

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Ah Borderlands 3, the game that literally shat on all of the Borderlands 2 cast cause the writers didn't like them and pretty much almost entirely made the new vault hunters non-entities within the game's plot.
Also the villains are shit and Sirens are Force Users. Oh yeah and Ava is a female young Anakin Skywalker but a lot worse.

new clap VA doesn't have the charm the original did

>A literal faggot game
we got too cocky straight bros...

>only good new character isn't even human

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false and wrong opinion
This game feels like Borderlands 2: 3

also didn't forget to ruin the character