Would you Yea Forums?
Would you Yea Forums?
maybe if it was queen size
If you know what I mean.
What do you think I’m doing right now?
it looks like it'd be really annoying if you had to do anything that would require moving around desu
Seems like an easy way to get a blood clot but yes
cringe attempt at copying based ampharos poster
No room for my love pillows. No buy
No, too much hedonistic escapism scares me
Why?
why isn't that a Wojak yet?
both suck
and fuck
god i wish that was me
haha
I guess it's because it isn't "real", and on the surface my actual self is slowly rotting away being sedentary and useless.
Imagine the smell
Looks cramped. I already game at my bed.
dilate
It's like they KNEW it didn't have to be practical for sexual intercourse.
keep the bed, give me everything else
>not a single video game
Show me where exactly can you put your enormous PC tower, if you say ground just fucking kys right now
>doesn't keep his pc on ground
Lmao clean your room.
>have to awkwardly bend to the left to play with a mouse and keyboard
nah
Doesn't look too comfy honestly.
retard PC has better positive airflow if its placed high up and can cool the air more efficiently before its recycled.
pleasures are not experiences and you can never reach an equal level of satisfaction than looking back at your own accomplishments
>doesn't have draft and lives in 3rd world hot shithole
where's the toilet
>doesn't understand thermodynamics and aerodynamics in a cubic square
no wonder you got kept back multiple years after failing special ed
>Controller
Nah, I like using a mouse and keyboard too much.
You're still up for having your brain shoved in to a metal body so that you may live for anoth 400-800 years tho, right?
this would unironically be cool without the dumber gamer leds and edgy design. then make it modular with mounting options for wheels, yokes, sticks, shifters, and pedals.
Let's see, Reality or Hedonistic Virtual Immortality?
Decision Decis-Plug me in and get me out of this shitty reality.
>no toilet
>no fridge
>no masturbation-helper device
>no angry-punch wall
no buy
0/10 I don't even see a mini fridge.
one day shad the madman will reference this contraption on one of his works and for once all the internet will be silent and then one user will scream in joy another one in sheer horror and then millions will echo them, causing a flamewar of a magnitude never achieved before.
and he, the shad will be the enjoying the show because he already won
I see a few problems, the screens are too small, the table with the keyboard and mouse doesn't look like they swing out, and there is no mini fridge, kettle or microwave.
just like Yea Forums
Post the rest
>Three useless storage racks that could be replaced with something actually useful like a fridge or a toilet.
>Screens are too far away if you want to play, say an RPG.
>bed/couch looks small and uncomfy as fuck
Does the keyboard tray even swivel?
>PREDATOR
why can't ""Gaming"" equipment some other branding that doesn't sound so fucking tryhard
it's the equivalent to a stereotypical 1970s 70 pound DnD nerd telling people he has a level 15 warrior with his lisp
Where do I piss?
because they target rich kids and manchildren