*ambushes your army*

*ambushes your army*
Ready to do your part in the great plan, little empire man?

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>Lizardwoman

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C'est Bretonnia, madame.

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I'd ask for sauce or for the artist's name, but I think I'll come across it eventually.

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Fuck it sauce

What the fuck is this body type
How do you have abs and a gut at the same time

its the "my fucking dick demands it" bodytype

I guess I can’t argue with that.

why is reality so fucking boring

Just be patient.

We only got so many years on this earth mate

Wanna lick that tummy

Is there a game about playing as a human male fighting a force of anthro women who are murdering human women and eventually the anthro women successfully mass murder every human twat into extinction and the main controllable male character has no choice but to accept reality that human women are extinct and has to accept the anthro women as mates? I would play that.

And NO, there are no robo twats replacing the human twats.

*sneezes*

Based.

tfw no hmofa game

Imagine her crunching her abs to clamp don on your tongue haha

Absolutely, my queen.

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There is nothing antrofags won't touch and I have accepted it because at least you antrofags create content instead of spamming old memes over and over

I feel your pain bro, only my pain in founded in my desire for power and love instead of cooming and love

Realistically, how do you survive an ambush if your army isn't built to be flexible?

die

But I don't want to die. I have a wife and kids back in Nuln who I love!

shit like this would make me start a new army

try yandex or trashbooru

>imagine being a young human male surrounded by those amazonian lizards

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>Ma-n Zatxu Saurus!
What do?

God I wish

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Just as long as the great plan does not involve pegging.

>imagine being a young human male
is that something you have to imagine is it?

>8 skinks are fighting over your dick with 2 saurus
>Suddenly a Krogixor mommy comes along and snu snu's your pelvis to dust

god i want a 12 foot lizard mommy so fucking badly bros

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>You're a cannoneer from Nuln
>Pushing your cannon through the mud of lustria
>You miss your wife and child back home
>Suddenly two Cameleon short stacks pin you down
>You look around and all the foot soldier are being carried off by saurus mommies
>"M-maybe the knights can save us!"
>They and their horses are being carried off by kroxigor mommies
>The entire army gets carried off to a Temple city
>No one has been killed
>"Sigmar save us!"
>Take you all into the center of the city
>High lord Mazdamundi-chan uses her telekenisis to rip off your clothes and carry you too her THICC frog body
>"LET THE BREEDING COMMENCE!"
>Her long frog tongue wraps around you as she places you under her and bounces on your dick
>All your lads are being snu-snu'd by lizardwomen

Expand dong

*Dies in 30-50 years before VR sex robots are even in their infancy

heh nothing personell kid

>Slann shit
Couldn't lose my boner faster.
Saurus and Skinks only.

>He doesn't like half a tonne crocodiles and full tonne frogs

Kill all lizardfuckers.

grundy you're slready wearing pants. Shut up. Toyman needs his toys

Kroxigors are glorified animals intellectually

>lizardwoman
eh no

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I'd rather big spess ket

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both are good options user but you will spend a lot in shampoo

.

Because God hates us.

*sniff*
mmmm, it stinks nice and gooood

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Because christcucks, jews, and even scientists want to make us feel like space exploration is pointless, and any innovative idea is either "impossible" or "dangerous" (see any hollywood film trying to downgrade said ideas like Surrogates, Terminator, Event Horizon, etc)

I don't think we should be wanting to model our space exploration on fucking Event Horizon user.
>Lets just go to another reality for a bit lol what could go wrong
Everything. The answer is everything.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT PART OF THE GREAT PLAN, CHAOS FAGS

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>I don't think we should be wanting to model our space exploration on fucking Event Horizon user
Not even saying that, holy shit

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>tfw no 200lb cat gf to get sat on by
games for this feel?

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Lizzers > Mammals

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That's light enough to lift
GIVE ME MORE!

the only waifur dating games on stem I know is Something to do with love and angels with scaly wings

>My brain hurts, fetch me my pills.jpg

No. Because I'm going to kill you for ambushing my army

What, do you need help reaching stuff on the high shelves?

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t. fag

lyran/khajiit/caitians are superior

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