Die

>die
>wake up
>"Hey you, you're finally awake"
What do you do?

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hope my afterlife comes with porn mods installed

Quit and shut down

Try to die again to get out of that shitty game. Continue to kill my self until I reach Morrowind

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tgm
tcl
I must go now, my planet needs me

watch my tongue

Use my wealth of lore knowledge to become a god. If that works than make a plan of oblivion and enjoy eternity.

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Immediately sprint to the vampire temple tomb thing to awaken/fuck my vampire waifu, assuming I have the afterlife DLC.

kill myself

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This is why borders are bad

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qqq

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I'm going to miss toilet paper

bang an argonian/khajiit

Three words
Lusty argonian maid

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I forgot to activate alternate start and any minute now this wagon is going to enter another dimension so I close the game.

When I restart I start in full bondage as some bandits personal cum toilet and I have to escape

grind stealth and archery

Calm down Bernie

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Easier to let the IRS fuck them than border patrol, free citizenship is the way to go.

>power level my sneak and get loads e mone by stealing from redguards
>get a skooma addiction
>learn some magic at the college of winterhold
>get some daedric armor and terrorize children
>marry some random whore in riften and get a venereal disease probably
>kill a thalmor in cold blood

I could have some fun shenanigans

>Kill a Thalmor in cold blood
Based and humanpilled

Skyrim has toilet paper. Linen wraps.

>He didn't install the immersive toilets mod
>He didn't install the immersive scat and incontinence mod

What's this from again?

Travel to Whiterun

Dawnguard* DLC

Kill Paarthurnax

fpbp

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>IRS
>implying your average burritokin will pay taxes

based and CHIMpilled

>die
>"Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up."
>"Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"

Manchester by the Sea. Best Casey Affleck movie

Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lad?

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still mad you couldn’t erradicate these rats

What VR set is the best is the 500-800 CAD price range?

lol only white people have to pay taxes, the more shitskins you import the more you have to pay to support them.

Based brown people not being goyim and supporting libertarianism

Thanks user

>level up
>clear a bunch of bandit hideouts
>make lots of money
>buy a house in Whiterun
>adopt Lucia
>make her my daughterwife
>we sleep in the same bed
>spend the rest of my life cuddling and spoiling my cute daughterwife