What about, Shepard? Earthborn, but no record of his relationship history.
>Doesn't have one. Grew up an incel surfing the internet. Learned to satisfy himself.
He's spent over 50,000 credits on Twitch Streamers and E-Girls.
>Is that the kind of person we WANT protecting the galaxy?
It's the only kind of person who can.
What about, Shepard? Earthborn, but no record of his relationship history
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James Ramirez
ME5 should be like ME2 but the dating sim is the whole game. It'd be nice if it was like GTAV. Buying cars, clothes, going on dstes with friends... etc.
Nathaniel Lewis
Kys
Gabriel Sullivan
Fag
Jayden Perry
Dangerously based.
Lucas Turner
I bet you like tali. Fag
Isaiah King
only animals play dating sims
humans play real games
Liam Anderson
Why not just make a dating sim Mass Effect title? I'd totally play it
Dominic Ortiz
Sounds great.
Jose Robinson
Well, what about user? He grew up in the colonies.
He knows how tough life can be out there. Pirating video games and music, furiously masturbating to pictures of feet, posting only the most dankest memes on Vietnamese noodle boards, watching Blade Runner 2049 on endless repeat, and scraping by on his dead mother's social security checks, he thinks we didn't take notice of that.
His mother died on Mindoir, we let it slide. He has some serious emotional scars. Shepard's a survivor with the largest collection of big anime tiddies and fanfic text files, we could use that.
Is THAT the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
That's the only kind of person who CAN protect the galaxy.
I'll make the call.
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