Is this what Zeldafags seriously consider to be good writing?

Link had superior fish pussy

This bitch can only draw 3 kinds of faces.
Fuck her and her gaymurr humor.

I thought hardcore Zeldafags consider the english translation of BotW to be bad?

as you would expect of a tranny

>hardcore Zeldafags
You don't need to be a fanboy to see how butchered the dub was. Shit is so bad they even said the opposite of the original script said when fighting Calamity Ganon

His job was to be around her keeping her safe, while not fucking her. The king would have his head.

link is an ace symbol

Link and Zelda's relationship is purely professional! Why else would the King trust him around his daughter?

The King would love his retarded obnoxious daughter to get impregnated by an honorable knight of the kingdom. Then she could actually be useful for something.

I generally find the characters in zelda games pretty charming. Not a big focus of the games, but an enjoyable aspect.

This but unironically. Link is asexual in BotW

how is that unrealistic

Link has no pp

Yeah, he wasn't Chad TAS Link. He was virgin BotW Link

That's for BOTW 2 user.

>not enjoying katie
cringy shit mate

He was her bodyguard, and a dedicated knight as well. If they did that he'd get fired and banished to the wilds, even if the risk of getting caught is small link wouldn't take it.

Nip writing is just very on the nose

>daddy issues
Slurping smegma for money at the street corner in T minus 5 years.

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Can someone give me the tl;dr: on the game's overarching plot, its secrets and all spoilerst of spoilers? I've borrowed the game from a co-worker since I'm a huge Zelda fan and recently bought a Switch but unfortunately I can't seem to warm up to this iteration of a Zelda game. I've put in a good dozen+ hours and it just doesn't grip me. I can see why people praise it tho, but for me at this point in time, it's just not my type of game. Therefore, just gimme the juicy details about the plot. Is this game connected to OoT? The Citadel of Time is very closely modeled to the n64 variant so I'm kinda intrigued

>link
>being afraid of some king/some punishment
He has the triforce of courage, not the triforce of cowardice

Most of the plot is told through flashbacks, you'll get a lot by doing the memories quest, but that can be kind of hard if you haven't put a lot of time into exploring the map. Otherwise you get memories by completing the dynamic beasts. But, to sum it all up:
Calamity ganon returns every so often, and the sheikah prepared for this by building the divine beasts and guardians. Since the sheikah were wiped out, their technology was lost to time/the elements. Zelda, anticipating the return of Clamity Ganon, began research into the sheikah technology, finding the sheikah slate. She helped discover the guardians and sent the other champions to find and learn how to pilot the divine beasts. Unfortunately, Calamity Ganon returned before they were ready, killing the champions inside the divine beasts and binding their spirits there. Link was injured by a Guardian while protecting Zelda, and so he was placed in the shrine of resurrection with the sheikah slate.

I find the prospect of Link being a devoted servant to Zelda yet never getting (or even expecting) pussy to be fucking hot

Hes clearly gilded.

To be fair, except for the last panel the dialogue is lifted directly from the game

Are we supposed to believe Link can wield a weapon like this? Weapons larger than he is. With one hand.
But no, my suspension of disbelief is broken now that there is no sex in the game. Because I must coom.

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>Is this game connected to OoT?
Yes, this game follows the Skyward Sword->OoT->Twilight Princess -> BotW timeline

I don’t get it

>TAS Link
That orbiter who couldn't get laid no matter how hard he tried?

The flower is supposed to represent her even though she isn't silent and I'll bet even the flower is smarter than she is.

Is someone asking for a better Zelda story?

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but trannies neo"vaginas" smell like poop, not fish

And the fish is a shit waifu so it's still accurate.

Link has Marion
His relationship with Zelda is strictly professional

>lil incel has no sense of self control or duty
a big lmao

Breeding Zelda is his duty.

Yes, not soiLink.

I have a giant ass greentext of the game's story if you want

So why is botws gameplay so shit then?

As a Zeldafag, I don't play the games for the story, and you've revealed yourself as a moron if you think people like them for such.

I watch films or read books for stories, games are for gameplay. A decent story, is just a bonus, not mandatory.

Please, post it.

God DAMN does the savage lynel spear look like utter garbage

A batshit retelling of the Hyrule Conquest story (Fallen Sage Arc)
>cutscene starts with a vision from Zelda in the sacred realm
>Hylia and a bunch of sages make the Master Sword
>Fi is patient zero
>screams so loudly the audio cuts out
>Zelda wakes up
>bed is burning
>we get some exposition from Midna as Zelda goes about her day
>suddenly shot cuts to Agitha
>she's all weird, green, and greasy
>enters some trashed library
>a guy is painting his mouth red
>Agitha bows and says she speaks for the Gohma
>wat.png
>apparently she'll be leading a bunch of them into the city
>Akazoo (red paint guy) made a bunch of hives in exchange for the Gohma letting him live
>Agitha leaves, some Sheikah (Azrily) that was sitting on the window is being vague about ways to survive
>she pulls out some orb named Malmord that you can apparently stuff people in
>Akazoo stabs her because they're both edgelords
>Agitha commences her invasion
>she's brought Mido, who is an adult and speaks exclusively in Shakespearean English
>waitwat.jpg
>Evil Agitha and PUNISHED MIDO lead a giant swarm of Gohma to eat everyone in the city
>Impa is there, Naruto runs away because she's a weeb
cont.

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>Zelda and her mother are stuck in the castle
>suddenly Akazoo comes in, and spouts some exposition about how he hates the Kingdom and everyone in it
>Zelda's mother stabs him in the face
>he takes it out of his face and stabs her back
>chases Zelda Jr. until his hot Sheikah gf restrains her
>"Why are you doing this? My mother held you in such a high regard!"
>Akazoo, in full red mouth paint says:
>"We live in a society where we are all brought down to the lowest level by each other."
>FUCKINGWAT.jpeg
>years before it was a meme too
>society man stuffs Zelda into the ball
>some hylian lord is dying in the courtyard
>Agitha rewards him with exposition for why she's with the Gohma
>apparently she's a goddamn communist or something
>Akazoo and Azrily leave for somewhere north, Agitha and Mido leave for Kokiri Forest
>Impa follows the Gohma because apparently the abduction of the princess is not important enough
cont.

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>shot cuts to Saria and the Great Deku Tree
>he's walking around like a spider with his roots
>actually pretty cool
>he takes Saria to some halucinogenic part of the forest
>she dreams about nostalgia
>passes out, wakes up, is given a lecture on nostalgia
>they come back to see the grove attacked
>GDT screams so loud the audio cuts off again
>Gohma win
>GDT confronts Mido
>apparently he kicked him out because he's an incel who tried taking over
>no, seriously, that's what he is, an incel character
>Armogohma burn GDT
>he goes down like Boromir while loud orchesta plays
>he dies, Saria is captured
>Saria has a flashback of spending time with Link
>he gets taken away somewhere by Lana
>wakes up strapped onto a spider, Gohma are about to besiege another city
>it's a hidden hovel of HC's only OC race
>they're mantis people
>Gohma kill every single one of them including some previous forest sage
>they release the original forest sage from a crystal and trap Saria in it
>she's a villain
>12 foot tall version of Saria
>she reenacts the ending of Pan's Labyrinth with the mantis empress
>snaps her neck
>instead of doing anything else they take a trek through Death fucking Mountain while it's under a 10-year winter
>Gorons ignore them because Darunia is a lazy neckbeard
>shot cuts to Laruto and Rusl in Lanayru
>they brought Ralis and Illia on a trip
>Ralis is being an autist trying to impress Illia
>decides to wrestle a goddamn Aruroda
>Laruto has to restrain him
>they drive home
>Rutela starts lecturing Ralis, nobody cares
cont.

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No!

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Link already has a love interest. His relationship with Princess Zelda is purely professional.

>Gohma decide to siege the city because why not
>Rutela dies
>that's the third parent in 4 missions to die
>Zora run in all directions
>Laruto is carrying Ralis on her back even though he's 16 years old
>what a fucking basedboy bitch
>they run all the way to a Hylian city 30 miles away
>Ralis is STILL riding on Laruto's back
>Gohma somehow catch up with them and Agitha decides to assault the city with like a 4th of the Gohma army
>suddenly he comes on screen
>King fucking Daphnes
>best character
>he's only like 50 years old, and is based as fuck
>literally looks like gigachad
>"This battle is what all true warriors strive for!"
>at this point one embraces the utter insanity of Hyrule Conquest
>coincidentally, this city is where Link is
>he's awakened from a blue crystal by Hylia in human form and is sent out
>he reenacts Oldboy and kills like 20 Gohma
>rest of Hylia's army emerges
>Lana the anime girl is one of them
>Daphnes mocks her for having blue hair
>keeps calling Link "my boy"
>Gohma are defeated, Agitha is captured
cont.

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>confesses Akazoo took Zelda Jr. and wants to sell her to the Keaton Cartel
>goddamn gypsies
>Daphnes and Link take off after them because that's totally what they should be doing and not Impa
>Akazoo arrives at some old manor owned by Keatons
>they're greeted by their leader, a Keaton in a wig
>she's trying to sell them stones of agony and "real" maps to unicorn's fountain
>all purchases come with a complimentary Keaton Mask
>Akazoo reminds her they don't give a fuck
>keaton pulls out some creepy skull ball
>its name is Goronu
>ohboy.cdi
>Akazoo wants to exchange Zelda for it
>suddenly Link and Daphnes arrive with literal hundreds of troops
>demand surrender
>Akazoo uses the ball to summon the dead
>commence long fight scene in manor
>Daphnes and Akazoo jump out of the fucking window
>Link throws the ninja chick out of the window too for good measure
>Zelda in ball complains
>"Well excuse me, princess"
>Akazoo is still fighting Daphnes
>fucking laughs with a Michael Jackson voiceclip
>gigachad Daphnes cuts off his head
>all undead collapse, soldiers cheer
>Link uses illegal alcohol to contact Hylia
>meanwhile Impa rescues Saria out of a crystal
>Link doesn't know how to break the Malmord
>Hylia wants him to bring her Zelda
>shot cuts to her in the cathedral, ordering Carock to fucking kill everybody there
>ninja chick grabs Akazoo's head and runs off with it
cont.

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>Daphnes
Extremely based

It sucks dick. Stop posting any time.

>Link still doesn't know how to break the ball
>accidentally traps himself in it
>another OC arrives, breaks the ball to free them both
>Zelda hallucinates about Wizzrobes burning down the army
>Carock arrives, wants to take Zelda to Hylia
>she bites him in the finger
>instead of trying to be reasonable he deploys an entire batallion of Wizzrobes
>commence battle
>some Zora OC from earlier arrives with soldiers
>Carock orders summoning of a fuckton of Chilfos
>people start throwing burning alcohol at them
>Daphnes stabs Carock
>he runs away like a little bitch
>company goes north into Lanayru
>shot changes to Impa lecturing Saria about growing up
>shot changed to Sky City
>first sage of time lives there
>OC who broke Link from a ball serves him
>sage of time lost his prophetic ability
>doesn't want to intervene because he's a pussy
>Gohma sieged another city
>commence hillarious itterogation scene with Sulkaris
>she screams at some Zora cultists and slowly snaps their necks one by one
>wants to find the first sage of water
>last cultist spills the beans because apparently first sages can't be killed even though Sulkaris died 3000 years ago
>Zelda has a plan to use wild Arurodas to siege the city
>completely retarded but it works
>Link finds the biggest one there is
>oh fuck it's a Moldarach
>he runs away, has it ram into an Armogohma
cont.

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>doesn't even last a minute because Sulkaris comes and fucking stabs it
>starts swathing through everyone else
>doesn't kill Link because he's the main character
>OC that freed Link from ball (Liyer) comes
>tells Sulkaris that if she kills all the people there they will never know "the truth"
>it fucking works
>Liyer claims to be working for the first sage of time
>Daphnes is mad because the first sage of time is a pussy who never intervenes in anything and has been sitting on his ass for 10.000 years
>Zelda has a vision of stuff
>Lana chases them, turns into Cia, Sulkaris is sieging the city next door
>company still follows the Gohma
>Gohma siege another city, Ruto lives there
>Rauru is on a vacation there
>he flies over to greet the Hylian armies
>Daphnes is mad because boomer Rauru has been jacking off in some Zora city instead of actually helping
>Gohma siege the city, Sulkaris barges into a library
>defenestrates Ruto, Rauru runs away like a boomer
>finds the first sage of water
>it's an anime girl
>Sulkaris has Armogohma boil her alive
>all Sages get constipated
>Majora comes to Demoko
>he laughs at him like he's watching Joker
>Demoko orders armies to fuck the place
>Oocca with robotic bodies, walker cannons, and flying heads with lasers march in lines
>waitwhat
cont.

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>Mido fishes a water medallion out of water sage's waters guts
>a storm is seen on the sea
>Rauru has a ptsd
>blue meteors shoot out of the storm, land on the beaches
>Oocca storm Normandy
>they're bombarding the city like it's 1945
>everyone's trying to run away
>storm us now directly above the city
>a fucking INDEPENDENCE DAY LASER NUKES THE CITY AND LEAVES A CRATER
>Sulkaris and Mido escaped because they have the water medallion
>bunch of soldiers left in the city die
>Zelda has a vision of the first fire sage
>Zelda, Link, Rauru and Ruto go on a trip to Death Mountain
>so do Impa and Saria
>what a coincidence
>Darunia doesn't wanna do anything because he's a neckbeard
>Zelda reminds him he owes them for killing dragons
>he gives in
>Impa and Saria arrive
>Ruto gives exposition on how Link and Saria used to date
>then they realized it would make both of them pedophiles
>Link gives Saria a wedgie because creator wants to use reverse psychology
>Sulkaris finds first fire sage
>it's an anime girl
>Sulkaris kills her with the water medallion
>all sages become constipated
>all other first sages decide to arrive at the same time because the arc was getting too long
>giant silent guardian, sand goddess from OoT, gibdo girl
>time sage is still not there because he's a pussy
>decides to fucking nuke all of them
>they all drop medallions, Gohma take them
>good job retard
cont.

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>Mido breaks Agitha out of her cell, they make a deal with Daphnes
>Oocca set a ring of mustering bases, start a blockade
>good guys are having a danceoff because everyone's alive
>except the first sages lel
>Agitha, Mido, Daphnes arrive at camp
>everyone hates the idea of Gohma helping them
>they go with it anyway
>everyone sieges a mustering base, capture Ooccoo with big O.
>Rauru tells everyone she's actually Siroc
>Link tells everyone that Siroc was Gustaf's (first king of hyrule, guy who killed Sulkaris) bitch and he didn't actually die a virgin
>Siroc demands to know who her descendants are
>Link promises to tell her if she lets him call first time sage a retard to the face
>it's a deal
>Link, Siroc, and Liyer teleport to the Sky City
>Agitha and Mido already took a portal and ran all Gohma with it
>Demoko is mad because there's spiders everywhere
>Agitha ascends on a tower, monologues
>her biomass is then BRUTALLY REASSEMBLED while the SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER in a scene that would make that Futouka Shoujo thing jealous
>somehow that scene is on Youtube
>after she is made into pasta she becomes Sulkaris
>just a nudeass person on screen
>somehow Gohma have clothes ready for her
>she explains that the Gohma are a hivemind and she can't die
>Demoko wants to give up
>he says he would have to nuke all of the world to kill Sulkaris if he won
>and Sulkaris would nuke all of the world if she won
>Link suggests to give up the nuke
>Link and Siroc go to destroy the nuke, Liyer takes Koloktos to beat the shit out of Sulkaris
>Demoko is still sitting on his ass
>Sulkaris beats the shit out of Liyer, confronts Demoko
>chastises him for being a retard
>Demoko tells her he'll confess the truth if he lets all Oocca leave
>it works
cont.

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>Demoko pulls out a palantir
>his face shows up everywhere in the Sky City and Mustering bases
>he confesses Sulkaris did not take the Triforce as they said, it was all the other Sages, while Sulkaris guarded it
>when they couldn't kill each other they brought demons into the world
>the Gohma, Demise, Malice, Vaati, Bellum, Dethl
>demons turned against them, so they made a deal with Majora to defeat them
>peace was restored, sages united to defeat Sulkaris for literally no reason, spread lies about her trying to take the Triforce
>Link and Siroc destroy the nukecube
>Demoko magically orders walker cannons to fire at his palace
>half of the Sky City falls to the surface
>Link has a flashback of training with Hylia
>creator decides for them to fight historically
>Hylia lectures Link
>shot ends with Link waking up on the non-destroye half of the Sky City
>everyone takes portals back to surface
>somehow Sulkaris and Demoko are still alive
>Sulkaris kills Demoko
>can't find the time medallion
>a bunch of Gohma arrive at the wreckage and start making nests
>Hylia arrives, offers to kill the Gohma in exchange for the throne and worship
>is told to fuck off
cont.

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Maybe you suck dick, eh?

>sages lead Sulkaris away to Castle Town
>everyone else fucks the hives, Gohma run away
>Sulkaris bitchslaps every single sage
>still can't find the time medallion
>Liyer gave it to Zelda
>Sulkaris goes to jack off into the Temple of Time
>Link arrives
>Sulkaris reveals he's the descendant of King Gustaf
>battle commences, Link and the sages kill Sulkaris
>Daphnes is calling Link "my boy" again, victory music plays
>they still have to invade Misery Mire to kill the Gohma
>Mido reveals himself, and he's mad because Sulkaris killed his underage gf
>shot cuts to dying Demoko
>Majora comes to spout religious symbolism and steal his face
>leads everyone into Misery Mire in exchange for a pardon
>they arrive
>Mido asks for a pardon
>Saria beats the shit out of him and Dangoro takes him away to be imprisoned on Death Mountain
>Sulkaris arrives, has a bunch of new creepy bodies
>good guys start winning
>Sulkaris reveals she's not actually Sulkaris
>it was the Gohma demon all along
>suddenly all Gohma start flying
>like, someone turned off gravity flying
>they all assemble into a Gohma megazord with the help of Vitreous
>Iemanis go
>everyone's running away because he's as big as Godzilla
>Hylia comes, Zelda tells her she can have the throne
>utterly rapes Iemanis
>commence celebration in the temple of time
>Zelda has a vision of Labrynna
>end of the arc
Overall 8/10. Great animation, engaging storytelling and good music choices. Excited for the Labrynna arc.

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>toon link still the eternal chad
>100% washed up in some pirate strange

Nice digits.

Thanks for dumping this kino, user

>Thanks for dumping this kino, user
Don't thank me, thank Neph for making it. And for the best experience, watch the kino itself.

Oh the cope...

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where's the funny?

just curious would you say classic zelda has better gameplay? if so explain how.

Link was fucking Impa as an outlet for his lust. Paya's actually link's granddaughter.

BOTW has the worst writing in any Zelda game, this is pretty much accepted fact at this point.

Nice trips, but pointless and shitty edit

It doesn't have a retarded crouch button that you can't remap that you accidentally press every time when youre trying to block or dodge that gets you whacked

Its not the game's fault you're a fucking retard lol

I've beat the game twice and desu before I read your post if you asked me about a crouch button I wouldn't have remembered it.

is it bound to the left stick or something? I've had issues with pressing the left stick in before, so I understand but I wouldn't really list that as a game fault.

don't be mean to him, he's doing his best.

Remove all text except "dad"

Why do chicks love Zelda so much? Why is it by and large the majority of women have lame taste in vidya? It's the equivalent of a guy who only plays Madden or Call of Duty.

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>zelda is in the same league as CoD and Madden

At least try with the bait son.

yes only women are interested in one of the best selling games of all time.

don't be a nigger. chicks are into zelda because it's popular and cute. next time instead of talking about your autistic factorio, butterlord, crpg game or some fucking dos game just talk to her about zelda and have a pleasant conversation maybe she'll hold your hand.

It is. It's like saying your favorite anime is Akira or Miyazaki movies.

>chicks are into zelda because it's popular and cute

Why don't they ever like any good games?

>It's like saying your favorite anime is Akira or Miyazaki movies

And why it is that bad? Oh you're one of those contrarian plebs who hates everything good.

>anime
>talking about others tastes
you were almost based and redpilled and instead you're on the path to being a tranny.

Best Zelda is Spirit Tracks Zelda though

I miss the Bum Tickly edits where this sort of thing worked.

>this is called silent princess
>it’s endangered
>only thrive in the wild
>be strong to prosper on its own
>dad

Wow fuck that, you can’t actually fix this comic with less words. This shit is actually BU ckley tier awful ,

Go back

>Videogames
>Writing
KEK, this is your retarded brain on snoymovies

sorry tranime fan. watch some more tranime that will comfort you while you watch trap porn before you slice off your tiny peeper.

>breath of the wild is three years old
>and you're still seething about it

Hey imbecile I think you got the wrong door , Reddit is two blocks down

>reddit hates trannies
do you even use this site simpleton tranime fan?

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Nice buzzwords where ya get em?

I learned it from you, dad! I learned it from watching you...

If you were my kid you wouldnt be such
a failure.

Never say never

>It's like saying your favorite anime is Akira or Miyazaki movies.
Akira's too edgy to compare to Zelda, but Ghibli is right on. It's also the same as saying your favorite band is the Beatles. It's kind of a basic taste, but very safe because they're all regarded as good.

Should I play the kino?

>picoseconds since Yea Forums seethed about BOTW

Unfortunately, only the first mission is currently in after the game switched engines. It is pretty good though, has a full handmade city and updated cutscenes. We're getting there, though. We're expecting missions to start again in 2022 when all base factions have been added in.
youtu.be/no5kOY3a5sE

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>in 2022
Dropped

Give the game some credit, it's practically made by two people.

Alright I give it credit, maybe I'll play it in two years if you shill it here again once it's complete.

It has skirmish modes that you can play besides the story, so you can give it a try anytime.
(Keep in mind not all factions have AI yet. They should get one in the next version.)

>A man and a woman of ripe breeding age can’t be near each other alone for an extended period of time without wanting to fuck each other’s brains out
Yikes...

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Link was fucking Mipha until the Master Sword gave him autism

This guy gets it

>Nintendo bonus
Kek after you autists had a literal meltdown over TP getting 80-85's no critic dares give any mainline Nintendo game, especially Zelda, below a 9.5. Should've known this when SS got 10's across the board.

>inb4 SS was actually a masterpiece

Cope

Take your adderal.

>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GIVE MY MEDIOCRE AND EVEN EASIER OOT REHASH A SCORE 2 POINTS HIGHER THAN WHAT IT ACTUALLY DESERVES YOU HAVE TO SAY ITS A 10/10 MASTERPIECE GOTY!!!!

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No way fag.

SEETHING

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>he doesn't know kings would always castrate their princess guards

Link aint fuckin' with NOBODY... unless he gets buttfucked himself! Go take a horsecock, ya royal cuck-knight! ROFL!

498096232
More like breething with arguments like these

I wonder if the king castrated Link. He is a royal guard who protects the princess so they might've snipped him so he won't make moves on his daughter and castration was common in royal families.

>games are for gameplay

Probably explains why I lost interest in vidya.

is it possible to find out by studying the in-game character model with all gear/clothes removed?

If only Zelda were a silent princess.

Link has vagina bones though...

>Silent princess
Yeah, how about you try that, you worthless piece of shit