What's the optimal gaming pose?

Why do Asian girls sit weird?

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reminder that she killed her bf

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Rudolph is so freakin weird.

haha imagine how disgusting it would be to have her soles being smothered up and down your face lol oh man id hate that haha

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It's so they can take a shit without having to move around. More convenient.

Ew gross my Jap girl has cute small feet

>10000x10000

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It’s comfortable for them to sit like that, I read something about their legs being smaller makes them more balanced so it’s easier for them to squat like that than for white people

What do you call this power pose?

>the virgin sit
>the chad squat

That's not the same girl dumbass.

For what reason

a pretzel

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the guy lived

Stop posting this shit

/our girl/

the average Yea Forums user

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Can we get them together?

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She isn't wrong

In America she'd have 2+ orbiters buying her stuff etc.
Are Japanese men not like this?

maybe because

Why is the japanese man watching from the corner window so sad?

I don’t know why but Europeans and Americans really like to socialize with strangers, it’s weird. Japanese people don’t really talk to strangers or random people they don’t know, it’s the same in Canada because the Anglo and the Yamato are similar since we are both the only human races on this earth

The she plays video games all day is meant as in she does that after her busy job to pay for all her fujo merch and needs.

I noticed this too, wtf is with burgers one day they just go and talk to each other then the next day they're shooting each other

Obsessed.

I didn't like the way they talked to me.

No probably not. She is probably a hikikomori.

>all that manga
>that PS2 collection
>a psp
>boxed PC games
I didn’t know it was possible for a female to be so based, minus points for retro gaming on a LCD though, but she’s probably playing a turn based rpg anyway so input lag won’t matter there, she’s almost perfect

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>go to get Yakiniku with my girl
>our reservation is up but we still want to drink
>the only bar that’s open late without reservations needed is a gaijin friendly one
>go inside
>full of Brits and Americans just standing and walking around with their beers, none of them even order food with their drinks
>there’s a black guy there

I would love to have a girlfriend but my video games are more important.
I think she and I should date, live in the same room, and play video games while ignoring one another as our form of special dating.

>your bros will never invite you to their bi-monthly daki orgy sleepover

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too lazy to try, also being in a relationship looks like a chore, life is already hard enough, last thing I need is another variable to make it even harder

why the fuck do they have live reactions with this shit? Is it how you're supposed to feel about it?

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>and play video games while ignoring one another as our form of special dating
literally perfect

It's the news. The broadcasters are commenting on it instead of relying on someone standing in front of the camera.

PS2 games are dirt cheap in Japan, you can find shit like Final Fantasy for literally a loonie at BookOff, boxed PC stuff pops up sometimes. I found Ys III I think for like $20 it was a PC98 I think. I regret not buying it but the box was huge there was no way I could get that home with all the shit I already bought, if it’s still there next time I go I’ll get it for sure

I always preferred the live reactions like this. Speaking of which, does anyone have this episode? I wanna watch.

so why is the picture in picture required?

>she’s browsing /r9k/
why do women do this? they go to /r9k/ looking for an orbiter or a bf, but then complain because the incel they find on that board are a drag to talk to because they are depressed and uninteresting and have no identity or personality beyond being a virgin, it’s weird

It’s not the news, TV shows always have live reactions from the hosts.

Girlfriend was a BPD bitch. Majority of previous girlfriends before her were also shit. Taking a break from women for a while.

So the audience knows who is talking.

It’s not the news, look at the background of that image the set is way too wild to be the news. They’re way more professional than in the west, western newsreaders refuse to even wear a tie and the wacky paki will go out in a pink shirt without a blazer it’s disgusting. They don’t do that in Japan

because they are secret slavs

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>Is it how you're supposed to feel about it?
No, I think it's just part of the appeal. It's funny to see how they react to strange or odd stories and articles.

They can't differentiate the voices? All asians sound and look identical to me but I thought that was due to not growing up around asians and not speaking any of their languages.

>japanese neet and probably a shitposter too as perfect hair
Damn japanese genes, also she would look cute with light makeup and girly clothes.

>It's funny to see how they react
this is the part I don't get. Is the content the presenter or the content they're showing? Is it basically a youtube reaction channel with a bigger budget?

Jap Korean and Chinese sound nothing alike.

fucking based, holy shit, how can I meet a gf like this

They can. It's just preferable for audiences to see someone speaking rather than listening to a disembodied voice. There's some cultural differences that are difficult to articulate. Their collective sense of humor is more direct and less nuanced than you're accustomed to seeing in the West. Physical comedy is still very much in their blood so watching people react to things has more value to them.

It’s just so you can see the reactions of the host, and the girls yelling えーーーー?!?!?

he’s actually married now

ah I see, its cultural. Fair enough then.

Its all moonrunes to me user. Only difference is how angry they sound.

I unironically want to live like this. What the hell why am I not japanese

there's nothing stopping you user

Koreans sound like their mouth is full of food
Chinese are always yelling and sound like animals
Japanese sound cultured and civilized, they don’t shout and talk nice and quietly unlike continental Europeans that don’t have an indoor voice. If you’re an Anglo you’ll feel at home in Japan

my dick's too big

But how do I acquire neetbux in some asian shithole country?

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>If you’re an Anglo you’ll feel at home in Japan
what if I can't speak anything but english, and am a leaf?

>this faggot again

>kurocock no basugay
yep that's a fujo innit

Paradoxically, their low self esteem isn't low enough to override their massive female entitlement complex.

Why would you move to an Asian shithole? I thought you said you want to be Japanese
I’m Canadian too, the way the Japanese act is exactly how I was raised and how I remember people acting here when I was a kid before all these Filipinos moved here and started talking on their fucking cellphones all the time on the damn bus and jumping in front of you like a wild animal to catch the handicapped seat when they’re clearly not a cripple

Mandarin sounds okay but Cantonese is really bad sounding, Korean is weird sounding, their inflections are strange

Shut up Wang Chung, mandarin doesn’t sound okay

>Filipinos
>chinese
nothing makes me resent a jobsite faster. I'm glad I have a country to try going to now.

I like to see what men think deep inside.

You’ll love it in Japan, they act civilized unlike the retards here, even out in the countryside they can act properly on the train unlike the dumb ass suburbanites going home from a Jays game that talk so loudly on the damn train

>the Anglo and the Yamato are similar
Both lost their empire and now are really embarrassing nations?

I hope you realize your Japanese banzai number one language was based from chink language.

Maybe their butt hurts

No, it’s because we are the two singular human races on this planet. God placed our races on islands in order to keep us separate from the continental sub humans.
This is communist propaganda

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Source?

Would you actually want a fujo gf?

i fucked up the last attempt really, REALLY hard apparently
then again she fucked up just as hard. still sucks though.

why are her feet fucking ugly and long. They look fucking disgusting.

Yep. Fuck the Chinese. This is why I refuse to learn Kanji. Mutt tongue

Is this r]the real life yandere girl type?

Good bait

My wife wouldn't appreciate it.

They like to LARP as incels that turned into gay ERPers

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would fuck

>Is it basically a youtube reaction channel with a bigger budget?
Welcome to japanese tv
You also forgot piss boring subject matter

>Is this remote train station in the country side ever used?
>How cheap are these kitchen appliances in Bic Camera?
>Food
>Food
>Food

The only good japanese tv shows are the ones about foreigners coming to japan because its funny to see their reactions to gaijin culture

It’s always funny laughing at retarded westerners

Why do japs sit on hard wooden floors to play vidya on their tiny ass TV screens in their shoebox of a room

I stay in this shithole most of my life though

the chaos of what is posted on imageboards hardly expresses the vagueness of what is really on the inside, you'd never be able to guess a single one of my thoughts accurately from the shit i post

the type of guys on that board are not representative of most men though, your typical /r9k/ user can be summed up as such:
>tfw no gf feelsbadman
then someone gives them useful advice on how to improve and make themselves more desirable
>shut up I shouldn’t have to change
>making effort to improve is hard therefore I won’t bother
>why don’t I have a gf?
>fucking roasties!!!1

they are basically the male equivalent of the feminist cat lady who is unkempt and over weight and has a bad personality and refuses to improve but then wonders why they are single

not much to learn there, especially not for learning about actually mentally stable normal guys

Because they're small people living in tiny places.

They don’t have hard wooden floors, their floors are softer than ours and actually super comfortable to sit on.

>she looks slightly unkempt
imagine the smell

Is there fujo porn? That is porn of fujos not for fujos.

Tatami smells like shit though
I didn't meet any japs that actually liked it, just tolerated it. Its like you're living in a hamster cage. I just covered it with rugs and put air scents in my room

Forgot to mention, every talk show host conversation can be summed up as
>EHHHHHH???
>SUGEEEEEYYYYYY
>Off the cuff joke
>Roaring laughter
>SUGOIIIII
>OISHIIIIII NEEE

Real estate is expensive in Japan, it’s a packed country, you have over 200 million people living a country about the size of California, the cost of living is quite high there and taxes are high too, so small stuff is all they can afford

You do have some JAV that have fujo as a theme yes, like HODV-21017.

there is only mainly doujin and hentai of fujoshi.

It’s not tatami I’m talking about just regular floors but the type of wood they use is different, I don’t even know if it’s wood

Based

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cool

i want to see her orgasm face.

I get bored of them really soon, they have less content to share then the code vain DLC

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Because I suck and my life sucks.
Literally undateable.

>corona hits Japan
>these two will be the only survivors
>they will repopulate japan

>Cost of living is high there
I can't speak of real estate, but in general no its not
I could afford a 2 bedroom apartment with living room and dining room/kitchen 2 minutes from a train station, 25 minute train ride from Nagoya on shitty english teachers salary.

Restaurants are dead cheap, I could eat out nearly every night and never think about it
Grocery shopping was cheap
Electronics like vidya didn't seem any more or less expensive than in the west

I dont know where people get this idea that Japan is expensive to live in, if you go out in the country side its even cheaper and easier. Theres tons of wilderness and untapped land, its just that people have migrated to the city for work. But even so theres tons of space.

I was told it was expensive but found it fucktons cheaper than living in London

>LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO TALK ALL THE TIME AND EVERY DAY
>leave her alone for a day
>fucks another guy
>YOUVE CHANGED user I FEEL LIKE YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE
that's why.

124 million people
My girlfriends apartment is tiny, one room with a separate kitchen but the rent is like $300 Canadian a month, it’s literally impossible to find something that cheap here. And the train is 30 minutes to Tokyo, and literally everything except junk food is cheaper than in Canada. Going out to eat is cheaper than buying groceries here. Japan is ridiculously affordable

>Japan
>200 millions
It's 125 millions soon to be below 100 millions by 2050. The land problem will solve itself in Japan. Even Tokyo isn't as bad as London... transportation being extremely efficient in Japan, living "far" (distance wise) from your workplace isn't that impactful when trains are always on time and you have many fast/commuter services during peak hours. Rent are also similar except that in London (or even Paris) transportation is shit, so if you use time to city center (like 30 minutes), you'll be paying way more in London/Paris than Tokyo rent wise. All those suburban areas in Tokyo 30 minutes away by train have affordable rent.

Apartments are small but as people who stay there very quickly realise: Big houses are for families, not bachelors/couples.

You go home to sleep, wash, cook, eat, watch a bit of tv/play a bit of vidya and fuck. You don't need much space for that. If you wanna go have fun go outside. Go to a bar, a restaurant, an arcade, a mall, an event, anything.
Japan's really healthy I find for that sort of mentality of getting you out of the house if you're open to it

Compared to London where I rarely wanna leave my house unless I have to in case some third worlder decides to culturally enrich me with a mug of acid.

more blood flows into the brain

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games in Japan are more expensive than in the west, a new game typically goes for ¥6,998 new for cheaper ones and ¥7,398 for the more expensive ones, and collectors editions are typically ¥9,898

where as in the west a new game is $39.99 to $59.99

My work is 10km from my home, it takes 30 minutes with the subway to get there. The subway in japan travelling the same distance takes 10 minutes, this is just an ordinary train there. Transportation is extremely convenient there
Yup, you could find a decent sized house (1500 square feet 3 bedroom) in the countryside for like 100,000 Canadian, the same house here would be like a million bucks.
If you go out to the suburbs it would be half a million but then you have to live with Chinese and Indian neighbours and there’s no subway to work so you need a car.
Like you said I hate going out in Toronto, for what? So I can pay $10 for a pint at the bar? Eat a poorly made burger prepared by some Filipino that doesn’t give a shit about her job and can’t speak the language, I got better service at McDonald’s in Japan than I do at the best restaurants I ever went to here.
Yeah but retro stuff is like 500円 for CIB Famicom and Super Famicom games, PS1 shit is 100円 that’s literally a loonie

what is this?

slavs should be geniuses what happened?

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Mongol blood

fpbp

Anyone else stand while playing vidya

Stayvun posting
Look up stephen McDaniels

He wasn't her boyfriend

>You enter boyfriend's room

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i dont know

Uhh I was paying 800 quid for a room in London but a waitress in Shinjuku paid 600 quid at the time. That was few years ago.

I wish I could have a room as based as this one day

What do you call neets in japanese? Is there a word for someone who isolates themselves and plays video games all day?

neets are ニート. Similar, but not the same, are hikkikomori (welcome to the NHK is about one).

hikikomori

Cantonese sounds like Vietnamese to me, Mandarin depends on the accent. Beijing mandarin sounds stupid as fuck but their "accentless" mandarin (like their equivalent of the American midwest accent) sounds fine. Educated Chinese speech sounds fine as well.

Cantonese just sounds like gibberish and their dozen tones are gibberish too.

Korean sounds like Japanese backwards.

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I'm gay.

fear of intimacy

Where do these neets get the money to buy all this garbage

>ugg ug, me coom, see girl, coom good, unga.

I'm autistic enough that I started sitting like this and still do.It's comfy.

you cant have orbiters if you never have any social contact at all

Some places give you money if you're autistic, wouldnt surprise me if some of them claimed it

When you don't have to spend money on a girlfriend or your family or other responsibilities, it's not an unrealistic cost. Cut out food for another person, potentially the money you save by having an apartment that's appropriately sized/renting with someone else.

Also japan's focused around a culture of working exceptional hours, you have assfucktons of "overtime" as we'd know it in the states, and money to burn on this stuff until you had a family.

Haven’t found anyone I feel connected with. I don’t even want sex I just want someone who makes me feel like I mean something to them

Wait is it actually the same girl?

>fear of intimacy
>crippling depression
>no self-confidence
>fear of finding a wife, having kids with her, and then having her leave me and taking me to court for thousands in monthly Alimony and Child Support payments, financially ruining me for 20+ years

The creepiest interrogation you'll ever watch.

I'm married

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this unironically

I cannot get myself into full self improvement again anons when i actually got to the point i wanted shit just wasn't what i expected

>on one side i did get a lot of dates, i got laid at parties and i got a lot more confidence
>the problem is actually getting a gf
>every time i actually tried to go for a gf i started seeing some patterns
>the only girls that stick around for longers where girls with daddy issues, or really fucking messy life
>it never felt like i was actually building a relationship it always felt more like having a puppy that can't do anything unless you are around
>when i got to know them most girls were way more lazy than i expected, they never talked about dreams or hopes, they had no ambitions they just try to be funny with memes about "depression"
>when i eventually said "allright fuck it maybe i can work with this shit went horrible
>girl decided to go with a drug addict instead of me a few months later the guy cheated on her then she started to talk to me again but i was already dating a new girl
>then she just got mad and ruined what i had going with the new girl
>after that i just gave up i forgot about working out and i started playing more vidya, and now i like vidya girls way more they have actual personalities and dreams and they just make me happy, i just can't find a good reason to try again, maybe i should blame it on living in a third world countrt maybe girls in better places are nicer just because they have nicer lives i don't really know anymore

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>seen this image hundreds of times
>never noticed those enormous beautifuru feet
changed this story for me forever. isn't she playing with her eyes closed right there? i need to rewatch

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I unironically just don't want one

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can't afford one.

They don't. It's like that everywhere- BUT. There are girls that aren't totally disastrous. Finding someone who's a mess is the norm more often than not, but sometimes you can find someone who's a mess in a way enough that it's not horrible. That you can help them, and they can help you. that's the dream at least, unfortunately you have to sift through shit to get there.

>utapri
>kuroko no basket
>persona 4
>sengoku basara?
>junjou romantica?
Man she has the blandest most generic fujo-taste ever. Still kind of cute despite her gigantic fujo-feet.

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she kinda looks like Madotsuki IRL

someone stop her from committing sudoku

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Yup, just make a twitch channel too and you'll have at least 10+ cucks giving her thousands a month

that only makes me want to date her more.

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Retard

Holy shit. I've never seen this image before.

b-but I want you user

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