FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE

Nomura said Barret is his favorite character in the Remake and I can see why, they did damn good by him.

>marketers think they can just post anime and everybody will suddenly buy their game

I hated him, his voice actually gave me a headache and is such a cliche that i genuinely felt sick.

did you whine when barry made 5 threads shitting on it?

lmao what a faggot

>so what are you 20?
>1
>huh
>Solider doesn’t rank in the 20s
>I meant your age not your goddamn rank
I had to pause it I was in fucking tears. Barrett’s VA could not have said that line more perfect

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Of course they're going all out on marketing this. I mean they spent 150 million to market the original which is the only reason why it's popular.

Of course he didn’t

It did to me
and i loved it, thats barret, barret was like that and i prefer him that way than a washed up less racist "fixed serious" barret

No goddamit, Barret is outspoken, hes an angry black man that gets frustrated as stuff, thats how he was

Based and Hyped as fwark. Will be putting this centerpiece on my bookshelf.

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I was mad at first when i couldn't change the voices to Japanese, but i like the English voices, wedge sounds weird though.
Then i realized after you finish a battle, the dialogue between Cloud and Barret doesn't come with subtitles so now i can't play in Japanese even if i want to.

I like Doom and FF7

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>talking shit about based Badger

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Confirmation bias is to Yea Forums as virtue signalling is to twitter.
That people would actually get mad that a game isn't a disaster is pitiful and embarrassing.

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This game will be awful like every other Square Enix AAA game they've made since 2001, the question is just how low the score will be.

>1997
>Quick Paced random encounters that let you zip through the dungeon and enjoy the story at a reasonable pace

>Two thousand and twenty
>HP Sponge enemies everywhere to pad the experience.

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Easily a 93 metacritic. Absolute unmitigated disaster.

Same. That was so accurate as well.

You can get Japanese voices by switching your console's language to Japanese. Keeps the text in English too.

Doomers have gotten blown the fuck out since e3 though. The biggest hit was the leak, pretty much confirming a shitton of good stuff.

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I liked this take on him, it makes me look forward to when we get to Corel and see Dyne.

Considering the ATB system, scene transitions, and victory music fanfare it averages about the same time, except you're actually doing things now.

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>Leak

I demand you tell me what leaked. pls

Fights are quick as fuck in this demo tho?

I want to fuck girlcloud right in the bitchbutton

*ting* *ting* *ting* *ting*

*Ahem*

I have an announcement to make regarding the Remake of Final Fantasy VII. The topic of which pertains to the only important aspect of the game, the coom factor.

The follow list is final, and any naysayers are discord trannies raiding with the goal of contaminating our waters in order to make us waste our coom on those who are unworthy; so they must be ignored and put into the trash where the belong.

*Ahem*

Now, back to the list. From most to least worthy of spilling our coom to, after an influx of SFM comes out, is as follows:

1. Jessie
2. Yuffie (in development)
3. Aeris
[huge gap]
4. Tifa

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We have yet to see the the emotional barret scenes, like when avalanche dies and the plate drops
Also dyne
if he nails it and can handle real emotional scenes, bring it on im sold as fuck and i would let him fuck me in the ass

I heard they made Tifa's tits bigger.
Any evidence of this?
BASED and correct.

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Btw Angryjoe is streaming.

No jump button
no directional inputs and manual finishers
No weapon switching
No iframes on dodge roll making it pointless
dodge roll itself is slow as fuck especially on barret
No manual aiming even for barret
Magic does fuckall compared to the magic in XV which is extremely powerful and varied
Everything is piss weak then the boss is a damage sponge just for padding with the shitty ff13 stagger to artificially lengthen the fight
cloud and barret combined can do less than noctis alone
also based on leaks there's no counter parry by default like xv, instead it's a wasted materia slot way later in the game for cloud
On classic mode every single enemy was killed without even touching the controller, including the scorpion.

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Chapter numbers
Weapons/abilities/materia
A shitton of soulful monsters
VR arena
Summons list
Content in general. No, no real info on sidequests.

Yep, this kills the doomies

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Is it the one with Versus 15 in it?

Jesus christ FF7 fags are mentally ill, no way it gets higher than a 81

That elevator part after the bossfight where Barret is fucking panicking and he looks at Cloud who's just chilling and then calms himself.
Absolute kino. 0 words said between them and they communicated so fucking well. 10/10 can't wait for the rest.

big plump gropeable fit and firm tits

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it feels like raidou kuzunoha 2 with the worthless dodges and mmo-like "hitboxes"

Goddamn I wanna fuck her titties and cum all over her cute face.
Based Square fixing their fuckups.

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Demo sucked and there's literally nothing you can do to save it.

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not hard since the og one is shit did they even give the characters you know some character? i doubt it

you already posted this
remake is much faster
stop being wrong

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Everyone's a cliche now, they need to spout stupid quips every other second because SE hires only the shittiest writers in the business. They're so up their own ass that they don't even try anymore.

I won't be able to play this without stopping to fap every 10 minutes.

Funny that you post a cosplay of her original outfit.

Yeah, he went all out with the Mr. T thing. Voice is exactly how I imagined it.
Good shit, too. Barrett sperging out about Mako and Jessie just dealing with it was some good shit, too.

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It was the tit shrinkage that bothered me. Undershirts can be cute.

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frogposters with shit taste as always

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>only 7 quests in the hole game
Hahaha
XV wins again

just played the demo. turn based jrpgs have never been my cup of tea and this was no exception. i don't conisder mashing circle to be combat. just felt like another sony cinematic movie rather than an actual videogame.
so if you're into weeb shit, turn-based jrpgs, fighting enemies that are made of obsidion with a toothpick, then I guess this game is for you. also could someone explain the appeal of turn based combat? i get the whole roleplaying thing fine but ive never been able to wrap my head around turn based combat that wasnt heroes of might and magic.

They turned her sexappeal on, which was about fucking time

He's right though

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Which contractor pays people to shill this garbage? I want to make some money too.

No, he's right. SFM'll fuck up Tifa somehow.
Also be sure to never reply to xvkun, who just found out that the previous thread hit bump limit awhile ago, as he's slow in the head.

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>very beginning of the game
>easy

Try it on the boss. Go on, post the webbum of you pressing only one attack to win. We'll wait.

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>the hole game
that's the game I play with your mom

The original bike looked better. That one looks like a mix of his Advent Children bike and the original.

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>Best girl in 1997
>Best girl in 2020
Tifa ages like fine wine

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Sometimes games just turn out good.

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Alright, now let's see you do that to this enemy from right after the demo ends.
youtube.com/watch?v=zq95gzAgya4&t=4m20s

You're not wrong, the original had more of a steampunk vibe which was fitting to the atmosphere of the original. But I like the new one almost as much, so it 's whatever.

these same enemies die in one "Attack" command in the original

This I can agree with. Original bike looked like a Harley with shit stuck on it.
New bike looks more like a riceburner with shit stuck on it.

>7 Fags have no counter argument so they write shit.
Just admit that the remake is shit and Square will cancel it after part 2

Link me the full vid.
I need to celebrate by tributing my girl.

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Looks soulless.

Final Fantasy literally hasn't been good in over 2 decades, if this wasn't a Sony exclusive nobody would care

sooo itt:
>this game is trash but the waifus make me coom so its good. 10/10 :)
kys Yea Forums

>Resting the blade right on his shoulder
Ouch Clouds gonna have a pretty nasty cut holding his sword like that

Fuck remove the black void censorship and she'll be perfect again..

?

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Nice cope, every single enemy can be killed without even touching the controller, including the scorpion

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Did anyone like Night Sky Prince or Soldier1stClass's demo streams?

And you're the one who thinks FFXV is a good game, your opinions are irrelevant.

>no jump button
>clunky ass aerial attacks

the fuck is the point

>Opening movie
>music giving me nostalgia
>train comes steaming through
>Barret and the gang jump out
>pan to Cloud
>you are now controlling cloud
Blew my fucking mind it wasn't CG
All I would want from next gen is graphics like this but at stable 60fps

More like this game is trash but I'll still coom to the porn while not giving a cent to the jewish nips at SE.

Ah so it’s just XV.

I just played the demo. I don't watch retarded ass streams.

no, keep it there because she needs to fight and cant have her giant knockers annoying her and bouncing around

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You switch to a ranged character or use magic for aerial enemies. Plenty of RPGs have had this mechanic before.

>Everything has to be 100% good or 100% shit
Stop.
Based on the demo, it honestly is the best game SE has put out in a long while, which frankly is damning with faint praise. But it still has its issues, specifically with some the character interaction and story framing

But even with those complaints, they're hardly enough to justify shitting on the entire package.

A VII was always going to be a uphill battle, why can't we just accept what it's going to be and not what we think/want it to be for better and worse?

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both insufferable faggots
I'm waiting for based Caleb

Another reminder that xvkun is currently baiting for (You)s. Don't respond to his retarded shit.

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They didn’t want to make it to much like kingdom hearts. The arial attacks look so off

jessie best girl

>blocking the entire time
>on easy

So how long did this take without the speed up? Pretty pathetic tbqhfamalam.

I like how enemies in 7R don't resist and your healthbar stays full at all times.

>hp sponge

Nigger what? The whole time I was playing the demo I felt like shit was dying too fast. It's literally more braindead easy than the original game and I didn't think that was possible. I killed guard scorpion in less than five minutes and I didn't even understand how the fucking battle system worked beyond "hit triangle for strong slow attacks then mash until you need to use a potion, repeat".

>that tranny cope
Tifa in the original didn't have that black void censorship and fought just fine.

He's live right now

>tutorial bosses are ez
HOLY FUCK WHAT A REVELATION
real talk though I forgot I had a guard move and that fight got pretty clutch

God she really was. The porn is gonna be something for the ages.

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that beside the point

She's more perfect now than she's ever been. Your attempt at division is beyond transparent.

For fuck sakes Cloud, give this poor girl some dick. She's practically begging you for it

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>Best girl in 1997
Only true statement, 2020 Tifa was nerfed into the ground.

>Tifa aggresively claiming Cloud mid combat

Jessiefags btfo

I SAID IT IN THE LAST THREAD AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!
every shill post of this demo is either:
>ahh in the 90s I used to press one button to beat this game but now, oh-hoh, now I mash that same button to beat the demo. square enix has done it again get rekt nignnog
or
>ohhhhh GOOOOOOODD OOOHHHH FUUUUUUICKKK IMMM GONNNNAAA COOOOOOOOMM
actually trash demo and even worse fanbase.

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>a group tried to assassinate President Shinra
Yuffie is probably a straight up ninja assassin this time around instead of some random thief who serves no purpose in the overall story

10 minutes. The vid is a minute long and the speed was increased 10 times.

Webm unrelated? You can literally see the playing inputting commands.

You can't press nothing or only one button to win on any difficulty in XV meanwhile 7r has a literal press nothing to win mode

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>no spinning sword celebration animation in 2020
Dropped.

Cloud spilling his spaghetti after was pretty good too.

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that's fucking nasty

>PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!

No.

he got filtered hard twice to scorpion since he cant grasp the concept of stagger and pressured

>that part where she said you were cool

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they shouldn't have even bothered giving Cloud the ability to do aerial attacks because it feels so wonky compared to everything else

There is no input there retard, the game plays itself

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Jessie is so great, she's going to bring the house and all of Sector 7 down
oh, I made myself sad

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She is such a babe

it's not her
it's from before crisis
avalanche is more than just the red bandada gang now

What's the shill excuse for this one?

He calls her desperate.

It actually doesn't. Past the first few tutorial fights, if you aren't constantly blocking shots, enemies will quickly whittle down your health bar, similar enough to where if you were playing the original.

I never gave a shit about Jessie in the original. Hard to be attracted to a lego who didn't even get a full model.
This shit's gonna be heartbreaking.

looks like they put this in for XV fans

youtu.be/Z_IhB8w3ZqU

What's the fastest you guys have beaten him?

>only one button to win
Yes you can, show me proof that you can’t

Has anyone heard this in the game yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=QkyjbrGP3CQ

>putting it on easy
>complain that it's easy
>believing this is valid criticism

Ok.

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so they did just make it XV-2

>no jump button, air combat is limited to auto-jumping at aerial enemies
>no aerial dodge or aerial abilities
>no i-frames on dodge roll
>no directional inputs
>no weapon switching
>hold-button to attack with an auto-attack mode that literally plays itself
>you can literally heal party members at 0hp and it's only game over if the entire party dies and not only if party leader dies
>no consistent hitstun as seen on the dogs, sweepers, shock troopers, etc
>shitty RNG "miss" even if you hit the enemy
>no Impervious equivalent for tech roll recoveries
>hold button to defend with no cost
>only 1 shortcut bar
>laggy pause when scrolling the command menu
>stupid time wasting cutscene attacks in every boss fight where they jump out of the battlefield and vomit particle effects at you
>summons only available in bosses and mini bosses, entirely RNG no matter who you equip and can only be used against bosses if the RNG lets you and even them you have to fill up a bar before they can then be summoned only if the RNG let you even do so

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I think you are all forgetting thats theres only one best girl and soon after the demo finishes she joins the adventure!

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>doomposters
can you elaborate on what this has to do with final fantasy or are you just a schizo

yeah about 4 minutes just using punisher and lightning

Pic not related of course.

I heard they changed elements of the story? Is that true?

>implying you cant just hold the attack button down and decimate absolutely everything for the first few hours of xv

Once again XVkun is here and is baiting.
He just posted some retarded shit about not pushing buttons to win, and posted a webm of gameplay in which buttons were clearly pressed just to get (You)s. He's almost as bad, but not quite as dedicated as, barneyfag. Don't reply to him.
That goes for you, too.

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Easy doesn't necessitates autoplay you damage-controlling subhuman.

Yeah it’s also kinda buggy the jumping animations cut off 3 times for me in mid air

Picture VERY related.

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Tifafags insecure as usual

Yes. Its more "serious" and over the top. Think KH.

>gameplay is great
>Tifa's tits are so huge that trannies are seething
why is Yea Forums trying to hate this game?

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I didn't like it, it looks cool but its full of flaws
>combat is literally just mash square up then switch to triangle to deal more damage
>constantly break the flow of gameplay to use spells and abilities, instead of including a quick bar to use them on the go
>barrett is an absolute snoozefest to play as offers nothing engagin other than mashing down the square button and pausing for more spells
>scorpion bossfight was literally a pain in the ass, had absolutely no challenge and drags out for 20+ minutes
>combat feels clunky
>only difficulties available are classic (which plays the game for you) easy and normal
This shit took them over 10 years to make? and it isn't even finished yet?
Nomura tried to mix turn based+real time action and it comes out as an incosistent mess of constantly breaking the gameplay flow.

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around the same time, but i focused on staggering as quick as possible rather than spam thunder

>tattoos
RUINED.

That's the difference between me and the rest of you bandwagoners

I loved her from the start, I don't know how my soul is gonna take it this time

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>muh Tifa
she lives rent free inside Aeritfags heads.

Ye, now we're gonna have two piss easy FFs that pander to West.

I fell for it, sorry. I've realized it's not worth responding now.

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>argue you can hold attack to have the game play itself
>showcase a webm that completely contradicts that
This is Final Fantasy 7 by the way, not Devil May Cry. There are far more action/active elements to the game compared to what it originally was, but it's still a JRPG at its core.

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>Bazztek losing his mind seething here
>Losing his mind seething on Twitter too
I'm loving this so much.

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Now were are talking

>You can't press nothing or only one button to win on any difficulty in XV

Dude, have you ever even played FFXV? For the first five hours of XV you can literally hold down attack to kill everything.

This demo is literally the first < hour of the game and you're complaining about how braindead easy it is. Have you never played an FF game before?

>use limit break
>boss phase shift cutscenes cuts it off before Cloud can swing his sword
>lose limit after the cutscene

brilliant

No reason to be insecure when you've already claimed the actual best girl.
Confirmation bias. The whole site is rife with it, but Yea Forums has been especially bad for years. Some faggots here literally can only find entertainment in a game becoming an unmitigated disaster. When it turns out good, it proves them wrong and they get angry and embarrassed, despite nobody actually being around. It's sad as fuck and it happens every time something like this happens.

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holy fuck you are stupid

Seethe XV-kun

>Kitase: "what I want to let you know is that all of the lore from the works created after the original game, the Compilation of Final Fantasy 7, that’s all very much in the base of the canon for the remake, and going forward it will be too."

vg247.com/2020/03/02/final-fantasy-7-remake-interview/

Ah my brother its rare to find a man of character and class. I have a similar devotion. For over twenty years I have been constant. It disgusts me, as it does you, seeing these fucking cretins. These fucking carpet baggers descending like the biblical plague on Jesse.

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Yea Forumsitter doesn't like games. Just shitting on things and outrage.

how can every single line you post be wrong
it's kind of impressive really

OH NO NO NO NO!!!!!

Do Tifafags seriously still believe their nerfed and censored girl is still at the top? She's been dethroned and just wait until Yuffie comes out

>all the autistic sperging from anti-fags trying to kill the hype for this game

Every time you fags do this the opposite happens. You're doing the shill's work for them and you never learn.

Face it, SE will never do a turn based final fantasy again.

Thank god for spin off games. I'll wait for the real FF game: Bravely Default 2.
Also Tales of Arise for better action combat that this slugfest.

She was so annoying that both Cloud and Barrett told her to shut up.

I cared about her

I mean she had a discernible personality and had her own little mini character arc where she suffers the consequences of the bomb

still that weird side story after FFVII where she Biggs and Wedge are stuck in purgatory was unnecessarily cruel IMO. Just let em go to the Lifestream ffs

Source right fucking now.

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I want Yuffie toooooooooo

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Well what changed?

I'm a tranny and like how big Tifa's tits are. I wish my tits were that big... Square also making wh*toid incels seethe by blocking out her cleavage hahah based

i cri evrytiem
or at least i did my first playthrough

>Face it, SE will never do a turn based final fantasy again.

Who the fuck wants them to? Turn based is boring as fuck and only every existed because of hardware limitations.

She has her big tits back thanks to backlash. Check the thread.

>SE will never do a turn based final fantasy again.
Thank God

Darker, more over the top, humorless.

Source me up, fampai

>You're doing the shill's work for them and you never learn.

The dumbshits on this shithole are too stupid to realize this.

But Nomura already confirmed that compilation is not gonna be relevant on the main story, just a couple of nods and thats it

It just feels like FFXV with a different coat of paint to me

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The only major change is that the bomb got fucked over and the mako reactor didn't blow up as AVALANCHE planned. Nobody knew this as they were hauling ass to escape, and Shinra ended up destroying the reactor for them.

I wasn't really feeling it. I'll wait for the reviews. I'm not letting SE jew me out again like with FF15.

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Me in the black

>constantly break the flow of gameplay to use spells and abilities, instead of including a quick bar to use them on the go
Press L1, user

Why did you become a tranny?

Oh yeah. The whole Cloud cross dressing Honeybee Inn Don Coreno musical number thing is clearly meant to be taken seriously.

You fags are really grasping at straws to shit on this game.

I really hope its one of those things that avalanche never discovers. I will fucking lose it if President Shinra just starts blurting out his master plan.

Meryl Sama.

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>Who the fuck wants them to? Turn based is boring as fuck and only every existed because of hardware limitations.

Action games existed back then you zoomer, turn based was a choice.

Thanks friend. This shit was inevitable the second a remake was revealed to exist, I only hope to weather this storm

>Celes
Also, that's some pretty fine taste you've got too.

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She has a great body, really nice

To become like my waifu Tifa

Same, but I know the drill. Of course Shinra's gonna tell them the plan.

>Nomura
>Not lying
user you can see loveless inthronisiere opening scene even tho it wasn’t in the original. Face it genesis will be in the Remake

You're arguing with SE shills. May as well be talking to a brick wall.

>I'll wait for the real FF game: Bravely Default 2
Isn't that the perfect scenario though? Action RPG fans play FF. Classic FF fans have the Bravely Default games which are FF in all but name.

Like a motherfucking cartoon villain.

it's specifically set to auto-play mode.

>I was enjoying the demo and then...HURR YOU JUST THOUGHT AVALANCHE BLEW UP THAT REACTOR IT WAS ACTUALLY SHINRA WHO BLEW UP THEIR OWN REACTOR BECAUSE REASONS!!! XD

Fuck this game.

I agree.

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>fake tranny
I never meat a real one, I really want to ask them why they would ever put their body through something like that

t. burguer

Original Jessie > Remke slut Jessie forever

Why haven't we seen anything similar to VI's Blitzs or Tools?

>implying

How convincing are you, user?
Do you post pics anywhere?

Gross, no penis

Yeah I know, it's just kinda sad to see the series fall away from it's roots to please a new audience but what can you do. I'm very thankful for the Bravely games.

are you goddamn retarded
did you ever read what i wrote

So does the dodge roll not have i-frames? Or are there very few? I was trying to dodge roll out of Scorpion's attacks to test it out, but no matter my timing everything seemed to still hit me.

because this is FFVII?

that was already implied in the original as Jessie states the bomb shouldn't have been that powerful - but 7 is an unfinished mess so it never got farther than that

Original Tifa > Remke censored chink Tifa forever

>SE shills

Does such a thing even exist? All I see are FF7 shills. I haven't seen anyone defending or endorsing Square Enix.

Fucking zoomers

Sorry I meant for the entire series.

Yes. He is actually based

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the window is tiny as fuck
it's good for closing gaps or quick getaways from AoE attacks

DODGE ROLL IS A DODGE IT DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE IFRAMES FOR SHITTERS WHO CAN'T PROPERLY DODGE, FUCK YOU BARRY.

I think it works like a real life dodge. No i-frames.
I was literally playing Dark Souls while waiting for the install so I got fucked by that scorpion AOE too.

>The music

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dodge is more about instant mobility rather than i frames

NOOOOOOOOO

Wholesome

Nope it doesn’t it’s not like in Kingdom hearts. Im thinking that the game may be designed around taking hits as a turnbased game would be the fact of the matter is it might be based on a stats over skill philosophy like the original formula

I just hope they do his more emotional moments justice.

I'd play with your tits at their current size anyway desu

>All these buttblasted monkeys mad because not everyone is shitting on this game here

You faggots have nothing else better to do?

Actually remake tifa is hotter than OG tifa for the simple reason of looking real and not cartoony outdated shit

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This

gameplay's alright. i was worried it'd be as bad as xv, but it's better. that said, it's not worth the $240, so I'll wait until 1 month after the final episode releases and buy the whole thing for ten bucks.

It’s so good. I’m just getting the deluxe edition for the soundtrack disc

Are still able to give yourself fury to limit faster? or use some of the op materia combos?

What do you mean, OP... the only remake I know of was amazing.

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honestly? all it had to do was be better than FFXV. and it just did just that.

go to 2 minutes
youtu.be/m3bgsfU5TwU

Game is shit. I can't believe I spent last thread bargaining with some guy to say it wasn't so shit. It's Advent Children garbage, the black Sephiroth feather is literally kingdom hearts shirt, and Shinra destroying the reaction utterly castrates the story and motivation of the characters. fight me.

sadness and fury are already confirmed status effects

I mean, the entire second game could well be his score with Sylvester Stallone.
>not wanting to fuck the cute out of a cartoon.

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Jessie is fucking thirsty. She wants clouds dick do bad. I don’t remember her being so horny in the original

It would not surprise me if Safer Sephiroth is just changed into Seph+Black wing like AC.

>is literally kingdom hearts shirt

oh, additionally, it's written like a marvel movie. the characters absolutely refusing to shut the fuck up, the way they quip nonstop, it's obnoxious as fuck. it feels like an expanded fanfic rewrite of the original. it doesn't bother me enough to swear off it, but it makes the whole thing just a little less enjoyable. pic related, mfw barrett said "we got company" and cloud responded with "no shit"

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It's only been a day.

The shitposting will intensify as always.

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No not at all. Absolutely not. Especially for the boss.

Should i play og FF7? How does it hold up, I never played it but im tempted now.

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feels good

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I'm getting flashbacks to Ultron. ugh shut the fuck up for once!

She was just a retard in the original.
I gladly accept this alternative.
Especially now that porn of her is gonna get a whole lot better.

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Its kinda flanderized, but i honestly dont mind
it gives her character and a way to remember her
look at everyone falling in love with her, shes cute

OLD GOOD
NEW BAD

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if you can't handle turn-based jrpgs you won't like it, and most people who are too young to have missed out on its release are like that. it's not a bad thing.

They looked at a map on the train to the 2nd reactor

Went through it a few months ago. It still holds up well, materia is still one of the better systems and the story is endearing.

imagine sniffing her ass

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I would like it if you could animation cancel your basic combo strings with abilities like Braver. It's kinda crazy how long of a wind up that shit has. Waiting for your combo to finish its recovery frames on top of that is a ton of down time.

Because these people can't get every game they want, they can maybe afford 2 games at a time at best. So they have to hyper-rationalize every purchase they make. It's just a smaller scale version of the root behind consolewars.

Agreed. The demo was amazing.

Staggering sucks... Bulletsponge enemies are boring.

It's a solid turn based RPG. You can really tell that the team didn't care about technology catching up to the idea and the story ended up being about three times longer than your basic game. It's good.

This

the game is excellent for a first timer, not so much for someone who wants to replay it or expect a different experience a second time
So yeah, it holds up

okay zoomer

Scarlett x Captured Jessie femdom when?
Maybe some future support materia?

Literally the only criticism of the combat I've seen that I agree with. It felt out of place. I wish we could have an actual discussion about the gameplay without some doofus who did the demo in Funky Mode complaining that it played itself.

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>Bulletsponge enemies

fucking what
even the scorpion dies in 5 minutes

Not that hard to do honestly. FF XV was a complete dumpster fire. Square set the bar so low after XV that fucking anything was going to be better by default. Not taking away from 7Reamake, it's really good but still

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This is and always has been the truth.

Final Fantasy has never, and will never, be difficult. It's purely played for the story and to get weird childhood boners from the blocky graphic women.

Stagger is to kill bulletsponge enemies, retard
The game is punishing you and making you eat unnecessary damage for not exploiting weaknesses correctly

I remember when the first trailer came out and people were like HOLY SHIT IT'S JESSIE

does any other FF have memorable but extremely minor characters

if only you knew how wrong you were

I pre-ordered the vinyl myself

I've seen Aps and Air Buster and there are no constant quips. It was just for the Scorpion. I think they put it there to show people that yes, they got the characters right.

He is right tho. The feather is to much kingdom hearts. Looks like Nomura can’t separate KH from FF. I’m pretty sure cloud will get a Keyblade as a weapon some time in the remake

It's literally kingdom hearts shit. Black wing sephiroth originates from kingdom hearts. It's an utter blasphemy and it was cringe in crisis core too. You are a sad fool who cannot recall nor has recently played one of the greatest video games of all time, and confuse cheap crossover media for the groundbreaking original. fight me, fuck you

>projecting

I want a trap Tifa gf (male)

that's even sadder then
the banter is the best part

Liked it but the boss fight turned me off. Was considering preordering until then

best nigga

>it gives her character and a way to remember her
So, the only way a female character can be memorable is if she is flaunting her sexual attraction around at the MC and by extension the main character?

Yes. Destroy industrialism and save the planet, do it.

6 has a ton.

If wanna get technical FF has been in the shitter since XIII and everything surrounding that.

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I don't own a Kingdom Hearts shirt

>fight me

get a fucking life

Yeah, and several of them are party members.

Did you not watch AC?

Imagine being this pathetic

Bitch I'm talking about non playables. Never fucking respond to me again.

the banter is fine, i don't have any issue with that. it's the constant moments like cloud saying "no shit" to barrett or jessie going "OKAY NOW *THAT* WAS COOL" when cloud jumped out at the end of the demo, or the 100+ times the characters looked directly at the camera. cloud's exchange with barrett about his rank/age was great.

Man XVkun really really wanted this to be shit, didn't he?
What a faggot.

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That was inferred in the original. The story didn't change, the plot did. They still think they blew it up.

>filtered

I hate the dodge and running in this game. People irl can move faster then this. The rest is alright but not as amazing as it was hyped to be.

My ONLY criticism is that the camera can get retarded in tight places. If they fix the camera in combat then it's literally perfect

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I'm an idort, I don't have to project shit.

But Umaro and Gogo are extremely minor and unimportant characters who just happen to be playable.

its a way, not the only way i guess

I'll take it one step further, I wouldn't be surprised if KH1 Cloud's costume is an option at some point.

Filtered noob

people were like HOLY SHIT IT'S JESSIE because we expected square to cut 99% of ff7 out of the remake in order to finish it in under 15 years, that's all.

kingdom hearts literally predates advent children. You're so fucking ignorant. Look it up and weep before your shitty fujo bullshit

the modern gaming audience as a whole likes eating shit. this shouldn't be surprising. look at the success of re2 DEmake

Maybe. That, or perhaps weapon skills or something. Limit Break having zero i-frames seems like an absolutely baffling decision to me. You get it multiple times during the boss, but because of this design choice it makes it very unsafe to use. Maybe there will be enough down time if i pay more attention.

The Final Fantasy 7 Remake will never reach its final episode.

Well the one good thing is at least you need ATB to use items in battle. XV was insultingly easy with how you could spam items, only that one dungeon where you couldn't was actually challenging

>does any other FF have memorable but extremely minor characters
Final Fantasy 2 was entirely about its memorable minor characters.
It also needs a fucking sequel goddammit.
It's been over a decade since I played it, but it did feel like Shinra didn't give a shit or wanted them to blow up reactor 1. I'm not complaining. I was afraid of far worse.

it fucking sucks, the combat is garbage and they ruined the music

Its literally perfect but i dont plan on buying each piece every two years. Will just wait for the complete edition in half a decade.

>coomposter
of course

Or its just meant for stagger moments and as the game goes on we'll get more ways to stagger. Sort of like Xenoblade's topple comboes.

>My ONLY criticism is that the camera can get retarded in tight places.
And the hallways are kinda samey which make me unintentionally backtrack after a fight.

Like.... uh..... Shadow's wife? General Leo? Drawing a blank here.

And AC was cringe too, how can you honestly defend it? AC was also kingdom hearts bullshit literally featuring sephiroths NOBODIES as the main villains, also which retcons the wonderful question of if humanity survived holy's judgement. Fuck you and fuck your ignorant blaspheming of this beautiful game.

As much as it brings me great joy to shit on KH and Nomura, in the spirit of fairness Sephiroth having a black "wing" does originate from VII in the form of his final boss

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strategy.

Jesus christ, amouranth is legitimately fucking grotesque looking. Simp doesn't even describe the people that like her, you're actually just fucking pathetic.

Honestly, and I know I'm going to get shit for this, but XII killed the series for me. I was bored out of my fucking mind. Granted, I haven't played Zodiac Age but 12 did so much damage to me that I have no desire to even touch it. I unironically liked 13 more than I did 12

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Cid!

Reminder that XVkun is currently mad at me for calling out his obvious bait and encouraging all posters ITT to ignore his horseshit. Report and hide instead!

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Why would anyone willing watch AC?

If I think about that square would actually make some good money if they would sell KH things for the remake, like weapons and outfits

I imagine he's still waiting for his Stadia copy of FFXV to load.

Don't believe the ones who say Zodiac age fixed everything. Its still as dull, plodding and aimless.

>love 7
>though 15 was okay
>liked demo and can admit it had a few flaws like

why does this place have to be so negative
I remember when the internet hate machine still had logic and reason

>no victory fanfare

No shit, which is why it's obviously going to happen! They're turning FF7 into a 20-year DLC amusement park!

>and they ruined the music
Wow Doomposters are getting so desperate now holy fuck. The music is literally the best part about this game. Retard

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you wish

It's not your fault you're retarded user, don't sweat it

??? The only fight that involved strategy in maybe the entire series is Yunalesca in X. Everything in VII is l i t e r a l l y just mash to win, and most older games before VI are just grinding. XII and XIII play themselves, and XV is incredibly easy to the point people are trying to discredit VIIR based off of XV. Think about what you're even saying

>It's XV but with a VII skin sold in $60 parts
Are people actually eating more of Nomura's crap up after the blunder that is XV and XIV, or are people just baiting contrarians?

I think people just like and remember Jessie.

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>She was just a retard in the original.
Naa I think you're the retard. I mean you like stupid whore's like Jessie

Why is he so light skinned though? I thought he was supposed to be a real nigga?

The funniest part is I remember when he was shitposting on the days leading up to XV's release, posting the exact same quality webms talking about how bad it was. Now he suddenly loves XV.

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>turn off combo targeting
>never haw mlve this problem again

this is stupid

Yeah but it was never a plot point, while in KH everytime there was a black feather it indicated that it had to do something worh sephiroth

This. These days you can only pick a side. If you try to be rational you get meme'd at for being in the middle about anything.

LLG NMG in VI is pretty fun.

I'm just being entirely honest. You're welcome to like the game but it's a compromised modern square package and you would be wise to admit that

That's just your bog standard shit taste, I'd almost be empathetic if not for
>I unironically liked 13 more than I did 12
Which is just defensible, regardless of what your opinion on XII was.

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Really? I hear all the time, especially here on Yea Forums that Zodiac Age pulled a Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix and made the game go from meh to masterpiece.

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That's because 12 is dogshit. Every single aspect of it is crap.

Yeah, NuJessie is shit. Can't wait till she dies

>they ruined the music
How can someone be this deaf?

Do not believe it.

Stop avoiding confrontation

Is this even a confirmed thing? Did the leaks spoil her fate?

Yea Forums's desperate for the next tortanic because only then will their perpetual unhappiness be justified

There is no iframes

Mercifully it's not Nomura though, not entirely anyway. Because SE wised up for once and realized the fucker couldn't be trusted alone for something this important.

You can fix the gameplay all you want. The game itself, from its samey monsters to its extremely lackluster story and characters (except for based Balthier, who should've been the protagonist, and the cute brown bunny ass girl, who made my dick hard), to its fucking awful as shit pacing can't be fixed with gameplay tweaks alone.

It's not true. Seriously, stay the fuck away from 12.

TORtanic was a mistake.
There's no such thing as trolling anymore. Now it's just lazy shitposting and autistics posting the exact shit every single day.

I think it would be nice seeing cloud wear his KH1 outfit and swinging a keyblade

How is it avoiding confrontation to admit that there were things I liked and disliked about XV, KH and the 7remake demo but ultimately I still like all three just fine? Why must everything be in absolutes?

Welped they lied to us about turn based option

I actually prefer the original over Zodiac

Literally any dodge roll worth its salt has i-frames
Souls dodge roles have i-frames
Bloodborne dodge roll has i-frames
Sekiro dodge roll has i-frames
KH dodge roll has i-frames
XV dodge roll has i-frames

7R is the only piece of shit without i-frames on dodge roll

Who is Barry and why is Yea Forums obsessed with this man in every FF thread?

>stop not replying to shitposters who never have valid criticism

Jessie is the only cute one left. All the other girls became roasties!

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>Enjoyed the demo
>Recommend it to my buddies
>they liked it too
>Yea Forumsitter literally on metdown the entire day with the same retarded autists posting the same crap all day on every thread

Loving every laugh.

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I think it's more metaphorical this time. So unless they go full retard and give him a black angel wing in the middle of the story, I'm willing to let it slide.

>genesis will be in the Remake

Nah, Gackt isn't popular anymore. I'd expect them to sooner shove in their own super gay original character than him.

re: Jessie being super into Cloud being a Remake thing, I present to you a GameFAQs thread from 2009 titled "Is Jessie a ho?" where the people talk about how Jessie in the original FFVII just wants to jump on Cloud's dick

gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/197341-final-fantasy-vii/46893720

no they didn't.

Reminder that XVkun will pretend to be other people in an attempt to bait you. He is strictly shitposting and is desperate for even the minimal dopamine hit a (You) will get him.
If he wasn't indulged all this time he would've done everyone a favor and killed himself years ago. Let's help him along with his inevitable suicide by not replying to him.

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But he didint even know that he was a director at the project until square released the trailer. It’s not his fault that square is so incompetent with managing its staff

anything not by hamauzu is good

I bet you would, you consumer fuck. The original game was about the cataclysmic decline of industrialism, enjoy your tim burton disney costume

classic is more movie mode then any ps4 game, I can set down my controller and have a wank

Then you either didn't play FFXV, didn't play this demo, didn't play either, or are just flat out retarded.

This game plays absolutely nothing like FFXV.

It didn't lmao
It definitely made XII better. A lot better. But it's still fundamentally a terrible game with a plot that drops off and doesn't go anywhere at all halfway through the game. Totally play it, it's not atrocious, but it's nowhere near a masterpiece. It's just okay.

>Sekiro
>dodge roll
Come back when you have actually played the game shitter

>the tits came back
I can even forgive the undershirt now.

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They took FF7 and just removed all the soul while also censoring and altering all the things that made it great.
>hurrr comer tifas tiddies are actually big!
Retard. Tifa’s tits being covered and shrunk isn’t the only complaint people have with this game. Just look at what they did with Sephiroth, not to mention chopping up one complete game into multiple segments, meaning those who buy this “part” will be getting only a quarter of the actual FF7.
>The scores are ruined
>What made the game so magical is gone
>Shitty XV KH style combat instead of turn based
>Enemy designs went from soul and creative to “muh realism” making me dread what they’ll do to the more fantasy based enemies
God this game (part 1 of 10) is going to be terrible and makes me genuinely fear for FF7 Remake as a whole. They’re going to ruin Aeris’ death scene among the many other later scenes especially regarding Cloud and Red XIII because “no no no can’t do that in [current year]” just like how you can’t show Tifa having cleavage or not wearing a visible bra underneath a sexy dress.

It’s saddening.

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They never said that it would have turn based combat. You people just hear and believe what you want to be true

it's worse than XV in every way you contrarian fucks

>no jump button, air combat is limited to auto-jumping at aerial enemies
>no aerial dodge or aerial abilities
>no i-frames on dodge roll, making it useless
>no directional inputs
>no weapon switching
>hold-button to attack with an auto-attack mode that literally plays itself
>you can literally heal party members at 0hp and it's only game over if the entire party dies and not only if party leader dies
>no consistent hitstun as seen on the dogs, sweepers, shock troopers, etc
>shitty RNG "miss" even if you hit the enemy
>no Impervious equivalent for tech roll recoveries
>hold button to defend with no cost
>only 1 shortcut bar
>laggy pause when scrolling the command menu
>stupid time wasting cutscene attacks in every boss fight where they jump out of the battlefield and vomit particle effects at you
>summons only available in bosses and mini bosses, entirely RNG no matter who you equip and can only be used against bosses if the RNG lets you and even them you have to fill up a bar before they can then be summoned only if the RNG let you even do so

>Threads like this are why the FF7 fanbase will never be taken seriously, and always be associated with the LOLRANDUM^___^:;; animu/weeaboo crowd.
11 years later and this statement still holds true

Thats never a surprise, i dont think theres a final fantasy with bad music
if theres something final fantasy never fails to deliver is music
XIII has an amazing soundtrack, same as XV

>That piggu aeris with all the sweat
oof

Remake fags are asshurt because Yea Forums hates the Remake and cope by scapegoating all the criticism on this FF15 fag named berry

Anybody who's replied to XVkun up to this point, raise your hand. You know who you are.
You oughtta be ashamed of yourself!

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Dark Souls rolls are garbage design. giant iframe windows are garbage in general that just caters to shitters. The only From game that got i frames right with its dodges was Sekiro. And that's only because they gave parries a giant window instead to compensate.

Are you still watching 7R trailers just like you watch 7R play itself?

>can out Barret's abilities on Cloud's shortcuts

now that's fucking neat

>posting this

why user... wtf

Jessie is a thot now. Nothing cute about her anymore. Now all the girls are shit in this Remake

Yep, it's just automated trash

It doesn't 'must' be in absolutes, you quisling. My opinion is honed and laser-focused, and you deny its realism to defend the sanctity of your 'moderacy'. You live in a bubble, this game is the bloated product of a long-confused company. It is OKAY, I will play it. It looks beautiful, the story changes are reckless and are based around a corrupted EU.

He was literally replying to himself about the game not having a jump in the last thread. I can't imagine how huge his meltdown will be when the game releases.

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youtube.com/watch?v=eEEr1jnvFTw
I'll give XIII that much. It had some godtier music.
XII's music was hot garbage, though. It's literally the only FF with bad music. Extremely forgettable loopy trash.

You appear to have little to no quarrel with projecting how retarded you are user

nice copypasta

Some boogeyman people deflect any valid criticism onto. It’s their way of coping with the reality that not everyone will enjoy a game they’ve been shilling and waiting years for. KHtards did it with the disaster that was KH3 and FF7tards are now doing it with their poor man’s remake.

And then they realized their fuckup and widened the director's chair and gave part of it to Hamaguchi.

SE is retarded for not planning this shit out, or knowing what their staff's strengths and weaknesses are, but sometimes they at least try to fix it, keyword being "sometimes"

WAAAAHHHH THEY CHANGED THE GAME. MOOOOOMMM DO SOMETHING.
But fuck KH in FF I don’t wanna der anything not even a Easter egg about KH in the remake

>Flirts incessantly with a guy before she even knows his name
>cute
More like desperate. I bet she has taken tons of dick before the start of the game.

Judging from the shaved area that model must have a gigantic fucking bush.

How about you play the game? The evasive action is its equivalent of dodge and it has i-frames

No i-frames is trash garbage design that's bad on purpose

He's so desperate he's even trying to get me to reply.

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why are they all fat

>let me defend something
>I also disagree with that thing
Fuck off consoomer

I rarely opened the command menu. It's cool you can do so much via shortcuts.

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Get fucked, turn based is dead and the main FF games will never return to it. Seeth forever.

he's a boogeyman they use to deflect

We are talking about Jessie here, not Aerith.

doomers just keep posting the same shit over and over again

Huh, it seems people don’t actually care about the quality of the game and only want the fap material it’ll bring.

Why are zoomers like this?

So what? Aerith did too. Let Jessie have her wild phase.

Why are you samefagging

>The original game was about the cataclysmic decline of industrialism
>was
The original game is still about that, you can still play it. Why do retards get so triggered about remakes? Just play the original game, don't touch the remake, all you have to do is NOT play a game, how hard can that be?

That's literally the problem I'm talking about, and yet you still have to betray yourself and pretend it's a child complaint because you don't like my 'tone'. Wake up.

cope however you want, but all of the good ff games have turn-based combat and all of the shitty ones lack it.

But... I don’t know who XV-kun is.

And everything in it is true

Kek

How ironic

>referring to shitposters by their first name

jesus christ this place has gotten much worse than I could have ever imagined

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He's the boogeyman KH fags made up, and KH fags are 7R fags because it's nomura shit

That has nothing to do with the fact they are turn-based.

Just to update you all. Angryjoe loved it!

lurk more newfag

lurk more newfag

lurk more newfag

Ironic coming from you Nathan, you Greek ESL fuck.

XVkun is a faggot posting extremely low quality webms "proving" that everything released by square enix is bad and the previous game by square enix is a masterpiece.
He did it with FFXV leading up to its release for months, convinced that the game would be a disaster. Currently he's spamming FF7 threads saying that FFXV is a great game and that FF7 lacks its features.
He'll also samefag and pretend to be other people constantly, but his posting style always remains the same. Don't be fooled. Barry's a huge faggot and only Barry will ever defend himself.

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no you nu-newfag

XV never wins, nigger

yes it does? square made excellent turn-based games, and squeenix makes dogshit action-rpg hybrids.

Stella was a better design than Lunafreya.

You couldn't be more wrong
At least get your facts right before shitposting

>good ff games have turn-based combat
Haha yeah your stupid gacha mobile shit. Leaving turn based combat was the best thing FF could do

learn what words mean

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Why are you ignoring the fact that 7R is lacking a ton of features?

but Yea Forums told me everybody was going to hate it.....
wtf bros... our 2nd tortanic...

You never did and never will play the original FF7. Your first experience will be with the shitty downgraded remake, and you’ll consume the fuck out of it as if it were the best thing ever released, even though it’s just a modern day slog fest clone of every other AAA game in the market.
>Filler side quests
>Muh realism
>Open world
>Shitty uninspired combat and enemies
>Exposition ruining story beats
>Flanderization of characters
>Unremarkable and unmemorable moments
>Censoring
>Cut content because the ethics department deems it “too inappropriate” for [current year]
>Breaking up one complete game into X number of segments
No true fan will defend this remake after the dust settles.

Some fag who defends XV in every Square Enix thread. I'm convinced it's not one person anymore past his original posts, but just random shitposters who post as him for (You)s. Of course shills will always deflect to him if you say anything bad about the game.

You need to stop coping and accept that XV is the best FF.

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once again, all the good ff games have turn-based, and all the shit ones do not. xv isn't even on par with the nes titles.

XVkun is so mad right now that he's actually biting my own bait!

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stella was a shit design that not even nomura liked which is why he changed her design to the 2013 one that is just luna with her hair down

>enemy you fight 20 minutes into the very beginning of the game is easy

So instead of just standing there while the atb bar goes up they now move and attack, how is that worse? It's literally the same.

That's why its above easy. It even says in the description that the enemy AI is set to easy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 7RBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're literally sperging, accusing everyone of being barry, denying 7R has less combat features than XV despite it being proven, denying 7R has no playable Red XIII, denying 7R has the compilation as the basis, denying 7R is episodic unfinished trash with no jump button, etc
So yes it is ironic

>Hahaha I’m a shitposting coomer who’s spamming about some boogeyman and totally baiting him
Why are KHfags disguised as FF fans like this?

why does he shill XV of all the shitty games to choose from to be autistic over

>>square made excellent turn-based games
>mash A/X to attack because normal fights are easy and meaningless
>mash A/X to attack and sometimes do something else on bosses because they are all easy and meaningless
Please, FF never had a good combat, don't lie to yourself.

Yeah and turn based is such an inspiring game mechanic.
Cope the remake will be the biggest success of square and everyone will forget the original

literally fucking who

I can't believe it took them over a decade to make this crap.

Angryjoe loved FFXV too and his only issue was no off-road driving which they added in a free patch a few months later

Cope

XV is the only good FF

Because it's the previously released FF game.
He was championing FFXIII when he was bashing XV. Now he's championing XV while bashing 7R.
He'll champion 7R once news of FFXVI starts hitting.

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And all the fun FF games are not turn based

i'm not lying. just because you didn't play the games doesn't mean they were bad.

hes literally retarded though

>Cope the remake will be the biggest success of square and everyone will forget the original

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>i-i was just pretending to be retarded!?
you ain't pretending avatarfag

>twitter hates it
Gee I wonder why.

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NOOOOO 7R WAS SUPPPSED TO BE GOOD

Sekiro's dodge works very different from the roll in Dark Souls and even has less i-frames. Trying dodging like you do in Dark Souls and see how far that gets you.

Is this every SE thread now? A bunch of trannies obsessing over a shitposter? That means he won.

with fucking what
I don't know who that is

The games were good, the fact it was turn-based had nothing to do with it, that's my point.

>YFW the Remake ends up doing better than XV

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I consider XV underrated, but that's just me.
This entirely. Sekiro was about parrying, not dodging. The dodge mechanics were specifically reduced because of the i-frames in earlier games.

Because they're all butthurt nomura fags still seething he was kicked off XV and that XV saved FF only because of Tabata releasing the game which people loved.

>The remake is getting shit on because it’s bad
>Remake fans saying it’s KH fans
Must be desperate to have only one part of the game huh consumer?

>angry black eco-terrorist sounds like the love-child of Malcolm X and Terry Crews
No fucking shit?

Why do you shill 7R out of all shitty games?

It plays better, looks better, has more girls than just Cindy and Luna, Tifa got her bigass titties back which will pull the "listen to the fans" crowd, and its based on one of the most famous and popular video games ever made.
Of course it's gonna do better than XV.

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He always wins.

what are you basing this on

>YFW yakety sax won't save you from a bunch of angry lesbians
>YFW you have no face
And yeah it's VII, I'll be shocked if it doesn't print money

People complaining about the Stagger mechanic but so far, it doesn't seem like the end all be all strategy for every single fight like it was in XIII. You can get by without focusing on it and using other strategies like magic weaknesses.

That was actually fucking good
It flowed nicely, Combat, while simple felt really satisfying, I cant wait to see how everyone else feels to play
>tfw you need to wait like 3 years at least to see best girl again

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I mean he is kinda right I don’t wanna spam the 4 hit combo for 80+ hours and you can’t get even creative with the combat because you can’t cancel into other attacks

Bl00dyGODkitz has spoken.

FF7R fags should kneel in submission and stop shilling this piece of shit with no jump button.

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I'm laughing about this shitty game now but sooner or later they will do it to FF9 and I won't be laughing then

>literally who twitter retard

oh man this is desperate

You can call people mean words and shitpost all you want, he's right It's gonna sell like meth

I'll bet xvkun's day is completely trashed right now.

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It's up.

youtu.be/Da7Zq7LAzyM

Please never post nightmare fuel like this ever again

I wouldn't say it's underrated because it's a very mediocre game but it gets too much unnecessary hate.

XV released in 50m installbase
7R released on 100m installbase
7R better do more than double XV or else it's a failure

7R plays worse, looks objectively worse, has less girls ironically, Aranea has bigger tits than tifa, tifa is heavily downgraded and censored, and 7R is butchering 7

honestly he has no fucking life so what the fuck

Damn I can’t wait for the full release. The shitposting will be on a hole different level

The voice acting was surprisingly good in this demo. Seemed better than DMC5 and RE2R to be honest

Can't wait till I can play the complete game in 2035!

>too much unnecessary hate.
That's what I mean. The dungeon designs in particular were goddamned well made and you'll never hear anybody talking about them.

It makes perfect sense. Midgar doesn't get much natural sunlight due to the incredible smog, and he has to hide indoors/underground since he's the FF equivalent of Osama bin Laden.

You shilling 7R

what happened that made you like this

it's worse than XV

>could buy a PS4 for this
>doing so might fuck me over as the other parts might just release on the PS5
>will have to wait years anyway
Awkward

what are you basing this on

This. No tan.
It may even be an attempt to trick people into thinking his daughter is actually his daughter.

rent free
he won

How can you be so retarded?

Why do you shill 7R?

>XV's battle system is just a jank-ass version of KH2

how sad.

See

answer the question

PS5 is backwards compatible with PS4 anyway

XV had dungeons? I just remember driving around and walking to the next cutscene and stumbling through the open world.

Reminder that only XVkun likes XVkun. Any post on XVkun's side is from XVkun and should therefore also be ignored!

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what are you basing that on

kh2 is a jank as kh2
xv is pure kino in comparison

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See Answer the question.

yeah but they were all tiny and the only memorable one is the secret puzzle one

Yes. Caves and temples and shit. They were the best parts of the game.
There was even this secret dungeon that was entirely puzzles that could take hours to finish.

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what are you basing that on

Are you fucking retarded? It has more dungeons than 7R and FF7 as a whole, better than any in them too.

t. 7R-kun
only 7R-kun accuses everyone of being XV-kun

god you are fucking sad

You being in this thread taking umbrage against what I said.

>chapter 3

See

holy fucking shit xv-kun take your meds i wasn't talking to you

Why are you in denial?

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No shit retard? But to say people will forget about the original after having bought part 1 of 10 of the flop that is the FF7 Remake is nothing short of delusional shitposting.

Imagine
Just imagine complaining about a RPGs battle mechanics arent "in depth enough for style"
You're meant to manage your health bars and damage output, Not your style Ranking
Go play DMC5, Not FFXV, its even got a better story than the RPG

do you think barry jerks off to noctis every hour

I know it is. It's just buying a PS4 is cheaper although it becomes pointless soon. A PS5 will be double the price and may turn out to be another system with fuckall worth playing on it.

sounds like something that Tabata-coomer would do.

>nooo, i don't want to watch my character move while the little bar goes up, i want them all to be staring at each other while the little bar goes up, that what true gameplay is

O B S E S S E D

>That elevator part after the bossfight where Barret is fucking panicking and he looks at Cloud who's just chilling and then calms himself.
YOUTUBE VIDEO PLEASE

yeah I fucking loved that

literally any demo video you brain-dead fuck

keep seething xv-kun

>"Yep, looks like gonorrhea."

...

They're the same now.