Anybody here ever wanted to fuck a Mii?

Okay guys, how do I make a cute looking mii?

I never got to post in the other shitpost thread and I feel robbed out of my opportunity to post this so i'll do it in this shitpost thread

>emotionally and physically manipulated and repeatedly raped by a woman for 2 years
>entrapped in an abuse cycle because she married my brother but swore to tell him I was fucking her if i ratted her out
>had an opportunity to move out of state
>cut ties with my entire family
>living some stranger i've met on Yea Forums
I will happily stay celibate for the rest of my life

Practice.

Expand.

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Make it look like you!

>letting a THOT come between you and your kin

>not making an abomination instead
Your doing it wrong

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Yes, though I am a little ashamed of it

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Maybe

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I said cute not retarded

I wish we got Miitopia / Tomodachi Life 2 instead of animal crossing.

Do you think you can beat the power of the cock? nobody can beat the cock, nope, can't beat the cock, man.

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Yes, the default Mii Gunner is cute

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Animal Crossing has greater sales potential.

Playing Tomodachi Life or even Miitopia works because you can put them in different outfits.

I want her.

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Yes. I'll sometimes go into the Mii Maker and make a face only to delete it after I'm done.

>Yes. I'll sometimes go into the Mii Maker and make a face only to delete it after I'm done.

Why?

Yeah I jacked off to those Miis from the lewd smash stages once.
Jesus christ, I'm so sorry user. Everything will be okay. Did you really meet someone to live with on Yea Forums?

I'll tell my shitpost wierd sex story now.
>be extremely horny teen male
>step sister has tan legs for days
>sniff and lick her dirty socks and underwear while masturbate (including discharge)
>sneak pictures of her all the time
>I sexted with an adult woman (i was underage at the time) who would role play as my sister and she got me to cum on step sisters clean panties and fold them back up
>she also got me to send picks of my dick on her toothbrush
>i would wear her underwear/socks while doing my thing sometimes
>almost bought a hidden cam
>I've had sex and moved out
>gotten over my depravity
Not proud of this at all

Do you keep porn tabs open after you're done with them?

All pedos should be castrated and tuned into trannies.

Yes.

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Does this count as a Mii?

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Yea Forums is a lolicore board if you don't like it you can get

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Is my mii cute enough?

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I want to fuck (Yuu)

I want to reproduce with this one

Cute boi at least?

>go to rave at anime convention with friends
>had been drinking heavily the whole night
>friends lock my bag in their car with my phone
>due to booze induced horny and lack of impulse control I end up getting statutory'd by an older girl (I was 17 and she had a tattoo and seemed to be in her early 20s)
>nearly die of alcohol poisoning because strangers shared drinks with me all night
>"friends" at the time all treat me like a piece of shit for what happened so I never tell them I got taken advantage of
>my own mother gave me shit about it too because she and my ex (weren't dating at the time) were the ones who had to pick me up from the convention's ER

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Why does Yea Forums attract so many degenerates?

Yes

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Because of autism.

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What about a handsome Jewish man?

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Based

>smash gives the female Miis boobs
ever since

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Hummina hummina

>miis = child
ok retard

These three plus this one... still that's four more than I ever thought that number would be back when Nintendo first introduced Miis.

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Not a mii because those eyes and hair aren't in maker.

yes, but that feeling went away right after i fucked it.

well, im looking for a Tomodachi .CIA

>is set as grown up.

why the fuck is it so hard to make a mii that actually resembles who they're supposed to be

PROOF

Here you go

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You must of not been here for Miitomo if you need to ask that.

It wasnt your fault user

God I miss Miitomo

>closed miitomo
>closed miiverse
nintendo is retarded

If thread stays alive, I'll finish it.

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Fuck the gacha pinball minigame though

Who's this cutie?

>capping your own posts

be about video games. sex isn't video games

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>right after i fucked it.
Okay, but how did you do it in the first place?