Shitty snap teleport movement

I really like how they've resorted to insisting it's teleport only, we've gone full circle

Same with the retards saying there would no verticality and everything set in long hallways.

It's a comfort setting for people who get sick in VR.
Most people will use smooth locomotion which is, you know, just regular movement

>dude fps lmao
Wake me up when soul is in the picture, not just tech.

Did anyone actually think this would be anything but a shitty tech demo? I mean, that's literally all Half Life has ever been.

>smooth locomotion
is this the next buzzword like teraflop?

youtube.com/watch?v=LTLotwKpLgk
Most of the showcases are teleport, clearly, the game was built for teleport.

Cope!

Were you dropped as a kid?
It's just the name of a control scheme where you move freely without teleporting using both your legs and the analogue stick

the game looks like shit wtf did they do to half life.... whats whit the new enemies also the manhack look like shit. 12 year later and a cod game look better then this trash...

>games not out
>I-Its gonna be trash bros i swear
Dude games are fucking shit when theres new tech ie shooters before halo.

Based retard OP posting lies every hour for free. You should just kill yourself OP and be done with it, because your either low IQ, from a foreign third world, or too young to post here.

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no matter how much you hate it it'll be a massive success

Was there any video footage of melee or wrasslin?

based retard
hahaha the game is build for every movement method

>The game was built for teleport
....and? Valve Devs have gone on record saying smooth loco is the best way to play it .

>teleporting
>zoom zoom music
>sound effects

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Can you fags only communicate in memes?

so why did just plain movement get assigned a buzzword like "smooth locomotion"? was it to impress plebs like you thinking valve was trying something new?

Do you know what website you're on?

To differentiate from teleport movement?
Just stop posting dude, your stupidity is giving everyone a headache.

reddit?

This genuinely looks uninspired. Maybe it's because I've played HL2+episodes at least 10 times. None of this looks like a refreshing take on the series. Like the other dude said, it's a tech demo.

>was it to impress plebs like you thinking valve was trying something new
the term has existed for years now, it has nothing to do with valve
You really are a special kind of a retard, aren't you?

>Like the other dude said, it's a tech demo.
Just like HL2

you know what else differentiates that from teleport movement? just calling it walking. amazing right?

>tfw OP is just a VRless poorfag upset that he can't play the new Half-Life

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And that's a fair statement, doesn't make me want to play the actual game though. VR experiences are a dime-a-dozen.

But you can walk physically with teleport-based movement.
You never even used a VR headset, have you?

ok retard

pic related

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>games not out
>I-Its gonna be trash bros i swear
Dude games are fucking shit when theres new tech ie shooters before halo.

What if you're hovering? A number of VR games have you hovering.
Good God you are unusually dumb, even by Yea Forums standards. You ought to be embarrassed but you're not, in fact you're proud to be a retard. Idiocracy has arrived.

yah sure if it makes you feel better think of it that way you are making a diss service to the past games. Vr isnt the same as making a completely brand new engine whit better graphics then adding the vr as a option the movement and the game play is very different the game will prob be a slog fest to go ture compared to having normal controls .

I like it...

>>Sound effects
What did he mean by this

>teleporting in real time during gun fights
So what is stopping players from just dodging bullets and killing enemies from behind anime style? If it has a cool down that is dumb too since it will force you to stay in a spot that could get you killed.

HL2 was a tech demo for the fucking source engine and all its zany physics. It even had a stupid ass gun to just pick up shit and make things with the environment.

I've been calling this for years, that """HL3""" will be another tech demo for VR but if it's anything like HL2 it will set the standard atleast

They can't possibly balance the game for on-foot movement while keeping it challenging to play in teleport-between-cover mode. If you don't play Nightcrawler mode then you're gimping yourself.

>it's teleport only haha trust me guis
>it's a rail shooter
>the jokes trigger me
>it's slow and HL is supposed to be played like Doom speedruns
>voice acting triggers me
>the zombies elbows are too pointy 0/10 would not fuck
I love grapes

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I love seeing these VR videos because you can tell it's been choreographed 30 times over.
For example, when you go to open that toilet, you'll gonna be fucking with the lid for a solid 10 seconds before you manage to get it open.

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How much is Valve paying you?
3 yuans?

You're also gimping yourself if you don't play on Game Journalist difficulty mode

>HL2 was a tech demo for the fucking source engine and all its zany physics. It even had a stupid ass gun to just pick up shit and make things with the environment.
it wasn't the physics was done by havoc and that engine was in more games then half life just saying . Look at the original far cry game

>3 different videos
>3 different ways of moving
>smooth locomotion is one of them
Yeah, I'm thinking this one is Based

>everyone who is enthusiastic about a game people have been waiting over a decade for is a shill
This stuff just affirms how emotionally invested you are, for some reason it makes me happy to see you guys this upset

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>For example, when you go to open that toilet, you'll gonna be fucking with the lid for a solid 10 seconds before you manage to get it open.
Source : your ass
Grabbing things in VR comes down to placing your hand on the object and holding the trigger or hold trigger
This has not been an issue in any game for years

If its a game I like, it's quality discussion.
If its a game I don't like or haven't heard of, its shilling and viral marketing.
The world revolves around me.

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the first time I ever played VR I played Superhot VR and was literally IMMEDIATELY grabbing shit flying from the air and doing things, are you retarded or do you not have functional hands?

I get it, you can finally put your shitty VR headset to use for more than that Rick and Morty game, and VRchatrooms. Although, that Kremit meme was pretty funny.

I'm just saying what I've seen with other VR titles, it's not going to be Kinect bad, but I promise you, there's gonna be some fumbling.
>everyone who is enthusiastic about a game people have been waiting over a decade for is a shill
Oh, i'm sorry, I didn't know people wanted a VR Half-Life. This is just Valve trying to get around the VR curve before anyone else. That's why HL2 never got a 3, because it would've been a mediocre game in 2010+ It did what it did well for the time. It's mediocre by today's standards. Today, it's just a shootygame with physics and headcrabs.

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It's a wonderful day today for an argument on Yea Forums, folks! Let me give you the play by play really quick!

First, OP claimed that Half Life: Alyx would only have teleport movement-- to which user countered by stating the verified fact that there would be three different movement options in the game. Now-- he received a non-reply from user here to "cope", to which, the first user responded here by restating the facts. Now that the second user had been absolutely blown the fuck out, they performed a tactical maneuver called "Moving The Goal Posts" where instead of claiming it only had teleport movement, he now claims that simply because a lot of the gameplay showcases teleport movement that somehow means the game was "designed for teleport movement in mind only" despite NUMEROUS evidence to the contrary-- now the second user has been backed into a corner and the first user just WON'T LET UP stating that Valve THEMSELVES have gone on record saying that full locomotion movement was the best way to play the game-- now with nowhere to turn to, Retard user tries to pivot by saying that they can't "possibly balance the game around multiple movement systems" which is simply just retarded.

And there you have it folks. I think at this point the second user should really just drop out of the race, this joker couldn't argue his way out of a cardboard box, folks. Really just a shame.

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engineer! Do t play VR. But why cant you walk with a joystick on one hand?

B*sed

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Nigger i play on my Rift S every day and have never had a single issue with grabbing and manipulating objects in VR.
There is no fumbling. You just move your hand. What's so difficult to understand about such a simple concept?

based

This is gonna kill HL isnt it?

It's pretty obvious you haven't used a VR Headset before. The movement tracking is so good that you can put on the headset and pick up the hand controllers every single fucking time. No fumbling involved. This literally proves that there is no "fumbling" involved and even then, what the fuck? You want dumbfucks showing off the fucking game? Imagine if a trailer for a fighting game just had two dumbfucks mashing buttons at each other.

You're retarded, man. You've been blown the fuck out. Delete this thread.

How can you kill that which has been dead for over 10 years already?

>Butwhy cant you walk with a joystick on one hand?
I think you can. Your head/hand orientation is what determines your "front," so pushing up on the joystick will move you in the direction your head/hand is facing.

I'm not sure what your argument is, but manipulating stuff is pretty easy for me. Maybe you need new controllers?

aeiou

owned & raped

Cope

REEEE
>I need to justify my purchase of a VR headset to you because there's nothing else to do on it! It works perfectly!!!! I love BeatSaber!! I'm a gamer!!

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First of all, he's not op, I am
Second of all, all I see is copious amounts of cope.
Enjoy your tech demon though, I'm sure it's worth the FIFTEEN YEARS of waiting and 1000£ VR set up

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Absolutely based, might be the best post in the entire catalogue

and I see a copious amount of seethe in this thread.
Watch as Half Life: Alyx wins GOTY because of just the name alone

I play both VR and flat games. You can suck my dick.
And great job not even including your original point on which you got BTFO completely
Like this nigger can't even use his hands lmao

Game has normal walking mode, you can see it in other gameplay videos, one on ign shows it for sure. Game looks fucking awesome. Don't have a vr set but this game is really making me consider buying one... The level of interactivity is just amazing. I can't believe half life 3 got released in my life time.

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Thanks John madden

>Oh, i'm sorry, I didn't know people wanted a VR Half-Life.
Yes. And I got one.
You're so out of touch not even going to reply to the rest of your pseud garble. Obviously you don't care what Valve has been up to even though they haven't been hiding it.
This stuff really is bringing out the fakers.

Braindead AI.

This game is what I had in my kinds eye all those years ago for HL3. Looks fucking dope

>I can't believe half life 3 got released in my life time.
This is just an appetizer, they'll use what they've learned from HLA to make HL3VR

thank you john madden

I literally don't own a VR Headset, I have no interest in any VR games and I don't give a fuck about Half Life as a series.
You know when you say shit like, "Y-You guys are just trying to justify your purchase!!!" all you're doing is screaming to anybody who's listening, "I'm mad that I can't have fun like you guys!!! You'll stop having fun soon and I'll be the real winner!" when in actuality, you just look retarded and like the most gigantic fucking salty faggot in the entire world, especially because VR Headsets REALLY aren't that expensive and if you got a minimum wage job and worked less than a month, you could buy one easily and have a ton of fun with one, but you don't.

Any adult human being who has had a job can easily drop $500 dollars on something that'll bring them entertainment like it's fucking nothing.

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>Valve won't release HL3 unless they have some new tech to showcase!
>Valve would never release HL3 as VR only, it's too niche of a platform!
Little did we know that they would pave the way for VR so they could do exactly that.

I just hoped they bring back based Laidlaw or have a story already written by him to use, assuming Epistle 3 wasn't just some thrown together summary he made

I hate, HATE the new Alyx VA, she sounds so fucking terribly monotone, but for some reason Valve has a hate boner for Merle despite her being their best VA (next to mike)
Literally every game she's voiced in she was replaced in a later iteration for no fucking reason

Based and AEIOU pilled

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we can only hope. Seriously I wasn't this hyped since 2005 when my half life 2 torrent was at 99% after downloading for a week at 5kb/s

and I don't own vr, I don't even like vr that much (up to this point only shovelware was made for vr). I don't know if I should just buy the vr or wait for some pc vrless mod or fucking WHAT to do ????

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>I play both VR and flat games
>flat games
Wtf you just say to me? I've never heard that before, is that what they say over at r/VR?
>including your original point
The one where I said based on what I seen about VR, it looks fumbly as fuck? To which fanboys said
>No! You can't use hands!
Should I respond with, yes, it's fumbly as fuck and things i've seen confirm how I feel about that? To which you will say
>I played so-and-so just fine! It's works fine! IT'S FINE
Seems weird to get defensive over things that aren't true, eh?
I have no interest in any VR games and I don't give a fuck about Half Life as a series.
>Being in a thread, defending something so adamantly, and not caring about any of it?
Naw, you own a VR quit lying to me.

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>he missed the AMA
Laidlaws been on this game since Day 1, he just went away because he's a contracted writer, when theres nothing left to write hes either bored or not getting paid or done with the work.
Epistle 3 wasn't an "I quit" letter to valve, it was a "heres some closure for the fans" type dealio

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>Epistle 3 wasn't an "I quit" letter to valve, it was a "heres some closure for the fans" type dealio
I know that, but it came off as "Even if they ever make HL3 I won't be around to write it" since he y'know--quit

So he's still writing for Valve when they have something to write for it sounds like?

You know, it's especially funny to me that there are so many of you fags salty about Half Life: Alyx being VR Exclusive, because if you were, let's say 12 years old when Half Life 2 came out in 2004, you would have to be 28 years old now in the year 2020. That means you played Half Life 2 and it's sequels, loved them so much and still play videogames on a DAILY BASIS and desperately prayed for a sequel and now that there is one, you're twenty fucking eight years old and can't afford a VR headset to play it.

What the fuck have you been doing this entire time that you can't afford a fucking VR Headset? And this isn't to mention if you were say 20 years old when Half Life 2 or god forbid 20 years old when Half Life 1 came out. It's possible you could be in your fucking FOURTIES and be salty as fuck about this game being VR exclusive, which would be even more pathetic.

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hope so

Yeah, he just isn't employed by Valve cause again, hes a contracted writer who doesn't get paid if theres no work to be done. They even said there's been a 300+ reply e-mail chain where Laidlaw goes off on 16 paragraph tangents about the story and shit for this game

youtube.com/watch?v=MbU4fPYRvcY
thank god for you madden

what kino is this from? I've always seen it around but idk what it's from.

I'm 19 and managed to afford a PC AND a VR headset I have a 1060, Msi Tomahawkb450, Ryzen 5 3600, and an HP WMR headset with controllers from working like 4 months at my job lmao

Jesus christ, the only fumbling thing are the last two brain cells inside your skull that you're forcing to produce your posts.
Grabbing things in VR hasn't been a problem for years. Even on $150 Lenovo Explorers.
Even on PSVR which uses fucking PS Moves from PS3 era.
You'd know that if you ever used any headset, but as you said, you never did.
This really isn't something to be argued about, so i'm unsure why you're digging yourself deeper into this despite being wrong.
>put your hand on an object
>press the trigger
>move the object to desired location
it's as simple as things get. Where's that fumbling, janky part that you're talking about?

they're not half life fans, just fags hoping for another tortanic
>mfw hl:a will kick ass
>mfw cp2077 will kick ass

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I dunno bout that second one chief, BUT HL:A does look really fucking good graphically

>>mfw hl:a will kick ass
yeah buddy
>>mfw cp2077 will kick ass
hold on there partner

Exactly, so it's absolutely pathetic that these people are so ass mad. Everyone I've met who's played VR has loved it.
This is even more hilarious because TORtanic was literally >2011. These fags have been browsing for 9+ years of their life and are so fucking pathetic.

I don’t give a fuck. I hope this shitty boring “game” fails so Ass-Life can go back to where it belongs, completely forgotten except by depressed 35-year-old virgins who live with their grandma, and Valve can make real games again.

>most comfortable

boardwalk empire season 3

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> Be 28
> Fucking TWENTY EIGHT
> Play vr
Hahahahhahahaa

Have sex

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FUCK VORTIGAUNTS
SLIMEY ALIEN BASTARDS
I like the fact that it actually makes sense that humans would 100% be weary of Vortigaunts because they seemingly had no intellectual though, or could process speech other then "see thing attack thing" like a wild animal, though why the Combine hate them is unknown and I hope to find that out

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Why are the sounds so weak?

I've seen all the gameplay videos and lots of interviews, looks awesome to me. I'm a fan of witcher 3 too so I'm confident it's gonna be great

I'm confused, when Gordon first arrives in City 17 there's Vortigaunts working at the station?

not the poster we deserved, but the one we needed

holy based

Right, but Half-Life 2 takes place like 20 or so years after Black Mesa, and about 5-10 after HL:A
HL:A takes place right after the Seven Hour War, which takes place in the lore I think only months after the Xen invasion

>if you dont like vr then that means you just can't afford it because it is literally impossible to dislike vr
Delusional. VR is cheap nowadays yet it's still niche. Price is no longer the issue with VR.

>tfw we won't see Breen in this game because he's busy in City 14

absolutely based.
this is the shit I love the most about this board

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ty

shiggy diggy, thank you for your service

I wish this was a thing in every thread,
coomplainers deserve to be exposed and humiliated, they think if they complain about anything they will be perceived as intelligent

Thank you John Madden

I played Boneworks and that game fucking sucked so you bet your ass i'm hyped for this shit to actually be fun

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iirc half life 2 is 20 years after half life 1, so it has to be less than 20 years. Besides I think alyx was already born when black mesa incident happened and in this new game she looks like she's 16 or 18

Thanks John

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I think anybody with brain cells realises that smooth locomotion is an option, but the real question here is, why is Valve showcasing their shitty snap teleport movement system in the first place?
Literally nobody that uses VR likes that shit. And it looks fucking stupid for retards like OP who don't even own VR in the first place.

Why couldn't Valve just make trailers that just have the guy move around instead of showing off their shitty teleport system that literally nobody except their one ex-lead developer likes?

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"She was a mere child when I plucked her from black mesa"
She's an unknown age and her age varies wildly depending on what you define as a "child"

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Millennials

It's not for people that already use VR, they're already gonna buy it. It's for newcomers who would see smooth loco and think "that's gonna make me fucking hurl"

So this is how it is, any sort of arguments for/against HL:Alyx or VR got completely swept by waves of autism I haven't seen in a long time.
>people spewing retarded shit about VR limitation
>people who haven't bothered watching the video and parroting anything they hear
>people calling other poorfags
>people calling other underage, newfags or not half-life fans
>animeposters
This place is terrible.

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absolutely moonbased

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based arctic avenger poster
The fact that they got shit on in cs:go makes my heart hurt

>Literally nobody that uses VR likes that shit. And it looks fucking stupid for retards like OP who don't even own VR in the first place.
You faggots need to realize that when shit is marketed, it's being marketed to the general masses, who in this case, is full of retards who get motion sick in VR if they don't use shitty snap teleport. All these showcases aren't just for this little le hardcore gaymer club

youtube.com/watch?v=LQWWOZPTyOw

based

Yeah, it's even sadder when you see snow maps and they use the default Phoenix Connection models or the Balkan ones

aeiou

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>actual immersive interactivity that doesn't feel horribly janky like Boneworks and almost nearly fully simulates the world around you
>bucket full of shit that doesn't wig the fuck out meaning a fairly robust physics engine
>a surprisingly fun looking firefight that would be probably be even better if the player wasn't zoomzooming around
>that god damn door shield
>literally the best graphical fidelity out of any VR game

Is it wrong to be excited for a game Yea Forums? Because my only real problems so far is the Firewatch radio-esque quips between the kiwifucker/Alyx, and the obviously slow reacting AI. Like I don't know. This feels like it could be fucking awesome.

thanks john madden

Considering its Valve, probably something to do with normie focus group marketing

having knock shit over to look underneath for loot is a specific vidya feel that this might quench

gentlemen
the soi obsessed drone in his naturap habitat.

The quips are unfortunate but it IS being written by the Portal 2 people so it's expected

The AI is kinda eh but who knows? There's a confirmed difficulty slider so hopefully that does more than make enemies bullet sponges.

I'm more depressed than anything at the fact that Manhacks are no longer blind physics birds. Instead of bouncing off walls recklessly towards you, they kinda just make a beeline.

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The AI looks sluggish but playing in VR and having to manually do shit like lift your gun, align the sights, pull the trigger without fucking your aim means you the player are as sluggish as you are IRL (pretty fucking sluggish)
Hell, you have to make sure your gun doesn't get caught up on the cover.
Also you don't have the desensitizing barrier of a computer monitor separating you from the action. It's intense and feels a lot faster when you're in the shit yourself.

>I'm more depressed than anything at the fact that Manhacks are no longer blind physics birds. Instead of bouncing off walls recklessly towards you, they kinda just make a beeline.
But we didn't see much of them. Only one, which didn't hit the wall at all.
>Firewatch radio-esque quips between the kiwifucker/Alyx,
Half-Life always had weird humor, replay the 1-22.

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

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B.A.S.E.D.

>a surprisingly fun looking firefight that would be probably be even better if the player wasn't zoomzooming around
Was it? I felt it was extremely slow, the enemies have the reaction time of a sloth, a pea for brain and the combine grenades have a really long timer. Honestly it sounds like fighting combine soldiers is gonna be annoying quickly.

keep in mind that it was played on medium difficulty. Maybe the enemies are more agresive on hard. Besides, teleporting makes the combat way too easy, as you can just instantly hide behind the cover. I think it'll be fine without the teleporters

breddy gud

>IGN puts on hard hat
>walks under barnacle
>barnacle takes hard hat and doesn't harm Alyx

TECHNOLOOGGGGGGGYYYYYYYY

in tense moments like those in VR you need to give the player a little bit of extra time to react to things since they have to manually move their arm, adjust it to aim, keep the gun steady, and physically reload, as apposed to moving your wrist, clicking mouse 1, and then pressing r to reload.

Fuck if it was that easy why didn't Gordon just wear like ten hats on top of each other in HL.

HL:A having wearable hats means that the curse is finally lifted - TF2 can die in peace.

Sorta, my experience with teleport is that you end up wasting a lot more time scanning for valid teleport spots than you would just naturally moving with stick as you're firing/reloading. Plus it's incredibly disorienting, if you teleport you have to completely reacquire targets and in VR that's not just point-n-clicking.

You needed a million dollar computer to run that shit. HL2 ran on a toaster

why is teleporting even in there? It looks like shit and is very jarring.

Boneworks, Synth Riders, Sairento, HHH, Pavlov, Blade and Sorcery, I Expect You to Die, Red Matter, AZ Sunshine, Space Pirate Trainer, Pokerstars, Virtual Desktop to home theater my steam games, and yes, Beat Saber is a fun game if you dont have shit reflexes and can get off your fst ass

Theres plenty to do, you poor piece of shit

Only mods are allowed to do that.

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Now imagine if Valve started selling hats for HL:Alyx

Sliding contiguous locomotion in VR can cause motion sickness in some people

The brain thinks it should be feeling changes in acceleration and doesn't causing a desync in perception of balance.

I would watch a youtube channel dedicated to giving thread play-by-plays

ahhh, ok. That makes sense. In that case it's nice they included that option. Thanks a lot for the helpful response, user.

Like a third of the population will get nauseous in VR with smooth locomotion and teleport helps to overcome it. The past few years was spent hammering into VRdevs thick skulls that teleport-only was unacceptable and including smooth is necessary.

You have to earn your VR legs. Start with slow games then work your way up to more intense ones. After literally a day or two of owning a headset motion sickness is virtually nonexistent unless youve been playing nothing but beat saber and sitting experiences

HL2 did not run on a 2004 toaster. Wtf type of "toaster" did you have back in 2004. I remember I couldn't get past the airboat part of the game because my computer would just die when water appeared.

>You have to earn your VR legs

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You've never heard the phrase "earning your sea legs" before? Zoomer.

Vortigaunts are cute
CUTE

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He's making shit up, HL2 was a notorious hardware seller.

Vortigaunts have two anuses.

Kek why did the salty mods delete my cope comment

Yeah, and this is why VR will forever remain a meme.

Perfect

God bless you, John Madden
youtube.com/watch?v=WMGxKIFE3VU

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You need to kill yourself.

Because you weren't worth a ban. Not even a warning. Here's your attention.

So boats make people feel sick until they get used to it, sea travel will forever be a meme.
Roller coasters make people sick until they get used to them so amusement parks will forever only have bumper cars. Oh wait, do those make people sick sometimes too? Hmmm

The idea of VR sea legs is a meme.

I was fine with full motion out the gate.
The only time i've ever felt nauseous was intentionally spinning in circles.

People are prone to motion sickness can just use teleportation or room-scale movement options.

Do the world a favor, twist your neck until it goes all black

You can't just post that and not give sauce

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Poor jannies

Here's another one for ya
COPE!

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>>>/reddit/

Thank you, user. Posts like this admist the sea of fucking cancer are why this board can sometimes be good.

I got you senpai

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>muh teleport
>muh smooth loco
If you didn't fucking rent out an entire empty warehouse to play VR games then you don't know shit.

Valve is right, smooth locomotion is better
Look around 8:30 how he is struggling to reach cover
Basically teleportation gives an advantage to the npcs that need not worry about moving like the user

I'm glad I opened this thread.

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I want to see two more videos before I can judge it.

In one, a normal game savvy person plays the same sequence for the first time. They have not seen this video.

In the second, a 'reviewer' plays this same sequence for the fifteenth time. It will not matter whether or not they saw this video.

BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED

I really hope they keep the bantering to the minimum, It's so jarring and intrusive in my opinion. But i'm fine with anything else to be honest.

IT'S LIKE A COMBINE ZOMBIE, A ZOMBINE, GET IT?!

Bless this man for this post

AEIOU & REDPILLED

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and guess what, people that get sick from sea travel usually avoid traveling by sea! Amazing, isn't it?

People arent going to make themselves sick just to develop a resistance to VR sickness for some faggot ass videogames.

The first time I played Half-Life I dropped it during the first mission because everything seemed so clunky. Are you telling me it was supposed to be that way and I just lacked taste? The player's avatar's creative interaction with the map is smooth too.

Teleportation is not what I expected but looks nice. Maybe its smooth to reduce possibility of glitches. Which tells me Valve is aiming for a good game rather than just a talked-about game.

V-VRbros is it finally our time?

based and aeioupilled

I, for one, think OP won the debate

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>especially because VR Headsets REALLY aren't that expensive
It's owning a rig that can run the game which is the expensive part. This is literally the most demanding VR game (hell any game period) ever made.

aieou and roflcopterpilled

I had mx 440, 256mb ram and Alhlon xp 1.6ghz. Since my card couldn't do dx9 I didn't have the nice shaders (I remember gman in the intro was not transparent at all) but other than that it run well, definitely above 30fps
.. friend had a pentium3 and had to struggle with 15fps. still beat the game, it was that good. Half Life and all the shit it spawned like gmod, Counter strike, team fortress, source forts, pirates and knights, jailbreak, richoseet (lol) is a definition of childhood of my generation

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I remember HL2 running way better than the other game out at the time. To put in perspective my pc would grind to a halt whenever I entered Ironforge in WoW but had no problems at all with HL2.

came here only to say BASED

half life 2 was very flexible, that fiend of mine with Pentium3.. yeah, he could play because we could downgrade the graphics so much, disable ragdolls, disable shadows, max out LOD etc. And it was definitely very well constructed. The levels are small miracles of optimisation. Anyone who ever dabbled in hammer can tell how well put together the half life maps were with all the manual vis defs

Do you even like video games?

The seethe has never been this intense before so I'd say so

Fucking annihilated

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Absolutely beautiful

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Perfect.

Good afternoon, sir. I'm sorry to inform you but due to the large influx of calls coming from the BASED department we are forced to limit your phone plan coverage temporarily. We hope this isn't an inconvenience. Have a nice day!

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Please do this more often, Maddenon.

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This game looks boring...
Why?

its a soulless on rails cash grab made to sell hardware and not out of love

Fucking zoomers needing sound effects in their video games. The Magnavox Odyssey didn't need sound and it worked fine.

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>c-cope...

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What does a VR game do that makes it worth the investment? With a PC it’s understandable but a VR headset with the controllers and its scanning bases? It’s like spending $1000 on a joystick. I still don’t feel the essential quality of it.

So how big of a sour grapes meltdown will Yea Forums have once this comes out?

Was obvious from the reveal. Otherwise it's motion sickness simulator.

It’s already begun. I know I want a VR headset but I’ll wait for the reviews to see if it’s worth it or just another gimmick game. If Half Life can’t revolutionize VR, nothing can.

The meltdown is already happening and happened before when Alyx was announced.

Bigger than Death Stranding, some will pledge their lives to ruining every Half-Life thread from that point on.

based

>What does a VR game do that makes it worth the investment?
It is fun.

Good to hear

It filters retards that have to be spoonfed every goddamn little thing. AKA gaming before people like you ruined it. Stay out of our garden please, you do not belong here.

>It’s like spending $1000 on a joystick
It's a lot different than using a KB+M or controller and watching a screen. Minus touch feedback it's really like the shit is in front of you

Elitism won’t make your money come back

What sort of welfare collecting ape nigger are you if that's where your mind went immediately? I bought a product, why would I demand my money back?

Steam your suicide.

Eh?

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Well I was asking a question as an interested potential buyer but your quick jump to aggression really doesn’t show that you feel secure in your purchase so I poked fun at it. Sorry not sorry.

Lol look at this poorfag cope

For those intending to use smooth locomotion, it'll end up being a combination of using the joystick and physically moving around, right? Does swapping between those two methods fuck with your brain?

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made this thread worth clicking on, nice

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VR users are being really aggressive today.

no, the part that fucks with you is if the game forces you to move backward as you walk forward, say for example you were to walk INTO a wall. Otherwise your brain is oddly "ok" with being able to move via a joystick and walking at the same time. Its a bit like riding around on heelys I guess.

They are trying to do anything to justify their purchase.
However if they must they should try a doom 3 vr mod way better than every vr shit I tried.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xu0QLLbrVVc

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Wow chinese are getting smarter. Go back to sucking dick for your tencent owned devs like Riot, Blizz and Epic

Yeah fuck off homo, go nurse your hurt feelings at reddit or something. Mongs stay the fuck out.

Huh. Good to know.

People have been waiting a decade for a VR Alyx prequel game, huh.

Pair smooth locomotion with a cooldown based short range ability that uses shift locomotion. This way it emulates quick dodging and burst movement.

Thank me later Valve.

It's funny, but the thought of an SDK and a revamped Hammer map maker has me as excited as the game itself.

Another based moment in Yea Forums, chart it up for the moments threads boys.

same

The absolute madden

is there any proof they're using source for this?

half-life.com/en/alyx
>A set of Source 2 tools for building new levels will be available for the game, enabling any player to build and contribute new environments for the community to enjoy. Hammer, Valve’s level authoring tool, has been updated with all of the game's virtual reality gameplay tools and components.

JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!

Very good, thank you.

Valve said they'd be considering getting an SDK together after HLA launch since it's a lot of work and they're trying their best not to botch this release.

>14 FUCKING YEARS FOR THIS SHIT.
Shit do I really have to rely on fan projects for half life 3 now?
youtube.com/watch?v=IIwjZDUbNJc

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O shit was valveLARPER the real deal????

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Wtf?
This shit looks way more fun to play.

YAWN

Outstanding aside from the fucking motion blur. I've used unreal before you can actually turn that shit off.

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VALVE
HIRE THIS MAN

looks like shit though
plus
>unreal

how much you want to bet its going to be an ebin store exclusive?

KEK this looks like absolute garbage

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can you even climb the ladder in that little arena area?

this

Imagine being american.
Have you watched the videos?

>if you don't mindlessly consoom any meme gimmick shovelware the industry shits out, you're poor!

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Better than hunt the freeman.

Why are you guys so attached to HL anyway, this is almost Sonic the Hedgehog tier autism

kill all low effort posters like that retard user

Honestly HL always seemed pretty bad about the "higher difficulties make bullet sponges" theme, but hopefully you're right that it'll be more about reaction time. There is precedent for it, iirc in HL1 higher difficulties would drastically speed up vortigaunt change times and shit.

>playing OpFor on Hard today
>be big tuff HECU grunt
>getting bullied by vorts of all things
those xenoniggers drop from the ceiling and are halfway charged before they hit the ground

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I hate the floating disembodied hands, it's such a massive downgrade from floating arms + visible legs. If this is the future of the FPS genre, I hope they solve this issue in the future.

Lots of games have IK bodies/arms. They're just inevitably varying levels of jank which distracts some people. Valve is likely trying to avoid any jank whatsoever and trying to present VR as a functional and clean product.

Have you played Boneworks?

It feels like your head is attached to a fucking janky corpse. Full body is definitely the way to go but we just don't have the current accessible peripherals yet to support it.

Boneworks is a really poor example, they willfully committed numerous cardinal sins and mistakes that other devs figured out a long time ago

checked

Why do all the enemies just stand around and barely shoot at you?

wtf Yea Forums is good for once

Boneworks is literally Valve doing the "haha I was only pretending to be retarded" thing so they could test shit without staining their name.

Boneworks legitimately felt worse then the HL2 VR mods for DK2 with razer hydras.

Is it me or was early VR way more cozy
Also that oculus dk1/2 smell was so good

>HL1 and 2 are both highly acclaimed single player FPSs
>both became the "flagship" for Valve, its engines and its mod-to-product community outreach, e.g. Counter-Strike, Team Fortress 2 which is heavily interwoven into the Yea Forums psyche
>Episode 2 launched with the Orange Box, including Portal and Team Fortress 2
>ends on a cliffhanger
>Portal got a sequel, Portal 2 eventually becoming the single player game Valve developed

The developers didn't die, the publisher didn't shutter them or go under. Valve just kept existing, making money off Steam residuals and Dota 2/CS:GO/TF2, while stories of Half-Life development occasionally dripped out. I remember way back in the day reading about the developers researching sign language because Alyx was meant to be associated with a character that was mute in Episode 3.

And Valve hemorrhaged all its writers in a short span of time, and Half-Life's writer posted his idea for episode 3, under the presumption it would never be made.

So VR aside, the product existing as a vehicle for Valve's hardware aside, Half-Life Alyx existing at all is going to be something noteworthy to Yea Forums

Go back to bed Tyler

Boneworks is pretty finicky but I seriously miss all that interactivity once I'm in another game and everything is painfully limited and my hands clip through everything.

Now that's what I call a screencap

I think HLA is gonna nail the interactivity. You don't need a fully jank VR physics body, you just need everything thst isn't nailed down to be completely interactable.

I hope so. I was really hoping to see some footage of player-on-enemy contact but the retards they had demoing the game could barely land a shot on a stationary headcrab and seemed uninterested in actually fucking around.

Can't fucking wait for this, can give my Index a break from VAM for a few days

god user
if only more threads could be saved like this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>the post that saved Yea Forums

user, what are you doing with that dead headcrab

yeah true, poorfags need not apply.

>muh snapp
post the 2 other gameplay videos you cuck doomsayer

Put me in the screenbrap!!!!!1!

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Nigga the manhack had no walls to bounce off of, it probably still acts the same

Wasn't that manhack kind of small? From what I remember they're actually huge in HL2. Might be a compact deriviative design.

I'm really worried im gonna get tired of the valve humor quickly. even watching a compilation i starated getting a tiny bit annoyed after the first formulaic joke

>alyx asks something
>guys says this will happen
>opposite thing happens
>guy: ERM.....awkward

It seemed the same size to me, they’ve always looked small to me.

It seemed the same size to me, they’ve always looked small to me.

Everyone's too focused on the movement options to see the other faults with the game

This game just REEKS of tech demo. There were tons of weird scripted sequences in that video. You try to grab something but the barnacle grabs it, there's a headcrab on the door and you need to throw a grenade over, the plant is holding on the key and you have to get it from it.

All the while you're talking to your buddy who apparently has nothing better to do but watch your point of view 24/7 as you and him chatter nonstop.

I momentarily thought about replying genuinely to this retarded post but I'm going to let out a dank fart irl instead and transcribe it here
POOOT

Everything gets oversized in flat games generally, it feels more natural since your sense of scale is off in 2D. VR ports like Skyrim can feel weird sometimes because of this, the apples are huge.

Main thing I'm worried about is the game being way too easy. Think about it, you have players coming into this with no VR experience and without even knowing how to aim a gun. HL's early game was always easy but I hope higher difficulties actually up the pace a bit for people who are used to VR and played shooty games

you should save up money to try VR before you talk shit about it

A lot of HL oldfags are going to be shocked to find how big and menacing shit is in VR
HL2 manhacks should be slicing people in half

>You try to grab something but the barnacle grabs it, there's a headcrab on the door and you need to throw a grenade over, the plant is holding on the key and you have to get it from it.

there were tons of scripted sequences like that in all the half lifes

But at least for some unverified spoiler leaks the humour would actually change dramatically with a mood whiplash later in the game so i think it is deliberate for the game to do that until that particular moment.

More than that, this is the tutorial level where they're teaching players the mechanics in a logical applicable fashion

>If you criticize it must mean you dont own vr.
Why are vrfags this insecure?

i'm okay with giving it some wiggle room, i found alyx to be a little cringy in some parts of HL2 as well but i liked the game so much that it didnt matter

heres my REAL question, in the IGN 10 minute demo there were different dialogue parts for different sequences in the game than in the Valve gameplay trailers, did the voice actors record special dialogue just for the trailers or are there multiple dialogues for second/thrid playthrough etc? i assume there are contextual dialogue triggers for stuff like catching something or shooting a barrel in midair but in the valve trailer they straight up didnt have any dialogue for discovering the combine fabricator

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Gonna have to study this one. Fact-checking John Madden seems like powerful template material. A step in the right direction for powerful posting

>thinking you deserve to be taken seriously
lmao, just because you had a "novel" thought doesn't mean its actually novel to anyone else

Nothing shown so far rivals the cringe of resistance members fellating "The One Free Man" 24/7 inbetween reminding him to reload. You're so scared of being le reddit now, you've been mindbroken by 12yos on Yea Forums.

Please donate to my gofundme to pay John Madden to say "absolutely blown the fuck out"

someone needs to save this !

Its funny how vrfags prefer to justify their purchase instead of playing with their meme hardware.

>You're so scared of being le reddit now, you've been mindbroken by 12yos on Yea Forums.

i literally just said that i found some parts cringy back in hl2 but didnt care because the game was good.

> did the voice actors record special dialogue just for the trailers
Its possible

I would assume there will be different dialogue in each playthrough. Maybe something akin to Portal 2 where there's different responses when Chell is doing certain things.

The fuck are you talking about nigger?

i hope that in the second playthrough i have an option to turn my radio off so that kiwi man isnt talking in my ear but i doubt that will be an option

It feels like it's all dynamic.
For example, gameplay video 1 has the music ramp up to become really tense as she gets surrounded by zombies. Meanwhile, in that very same spot, the normal IGN playthrough was in a less precarious position during it so the music stayed chill.

In fact this might be a stretch but I think Alyx's lines might even react to the player's movement. Like the headcrab scaee or the Alyx reacting to how gross the barnacle aligns with the player acting out gestures of disgust but would she still say those things if the player didn't even acknoweldge those?

Is Frank Caliendo washed up enough to appear on Cameo?

Sports commentator vocaroo when?

It's funny how you prefer to sit around in a thread for a game you hate and post endlessly about how nobody should want to play it instead of doing literally anything else with your life.
But if you were capable of introspection your life would have never ended up in this sorry dead end now would it

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you're the insecure one, shitposting about a platform you don't even own

Hey watch the racism you filthy kike

>In fact this might be a stretch but I think Alyx's lines might even react to the player's movement. Like the headcrab scaee or the Alyx reacting to how gross the barnacle aligns with the player acting out gestures of disgust but would she still say those things if the player didn't even acknoweldge those?

This sounds so fucking autistic and on-brand for Valve that this might actually be the case.

I just checked. He is, but he's temporarily unavailable.

cameo.com/frankcaliendo

We were so close to perfection.

im positive there's dynamic audio and dialogue. i think valve was probably concerned with Alyx saying something that wasnt aligned with how the player felt in that moment so they might restrict something like player movement dialogue to very small segments where playtesters almost always react in a certain way

>In fact this might be a stretch but I think Alyx's lines might even react to the player's movement.

Well i mean Valve used to thinker around with gestures movement back in 2009-2010 with the control support for deaf people so it might be possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=N18fcYIYt5A
Based Madden

It looks like a shitty on the rails shooter from the old arcade days

fucking hell LMFAO

Also i know this might be a stretch, but valve has a history of reusing ideas and old assets so stick with me.

The way Alyx made choking sounds and got blurry eyed when being strangled by the barnacle tongue, i just get this major gut feeling that this is related to the Smoker for L4D3 somehow

>alyx can't shut the fuck up for 10 seconds
I miss Gordon already, hearing a woman talk in your head when you're supposed to be immersed is fucking dumb.

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Good sir, it is my pleasure to declare that your post has been awarded the right to be considered Based, and even Redpilled!

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I could see that happening desu

alyx isnt as bad as le funny commentator radio man

Resin upgrade system looks like a descendant of the leaked gameplay experiments of resource gathering based D0g upgrades from around 2013.

The idea is as old as HL1 itself
HL1 was pretty much going to be an immersive sim ala System Shock at one point

Don't these games usually have a separate slider for voice audio?

>Otherwise it's motion sickness simulator.
lol, people still parot this shit when Boneworks exist

Why does this game seem so boring and lifeless

even though I disagree with the opinions stated here, this is quite amusing

Why would anyone want to teletransport when you have the option to walk? It looks stupid.

It's a rorschach test

Yeah they do this a lot with certain concepts. Hopefully they'll do a lot more with beta contents. I believe i saw the sign in the reveal trailer pointing at Hydra enemy at some point so i think they didn't throw that stuff away.

Will having Alyx talk turn a new generation of VR players into closet trannies because they feel weird fully immersing themselves into a female character?

the answer is unironically pleb shitters who cant walk and shoot at the same time

its even my theory that 90% of the people who get motion sickness from games are pleb shitters who dont have a firm feel of where you are in the game space so they just get confused and start panicking, people who could never rocket jump

That ship sailed a long time ago dude

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>imagine being a valve drone that buys a VR to play a teleporting shooter
lol, how are you enjoying your "investments" in artifact?

Anyone noticed the physics look super wonky? I would say HL2 physics look more convincing.

Having played HL2 recently you're wrong and the higher polycount in HLA at least lets the ragdolls deform nicely

oh CERTAINLY i was thinking the same thing watching the trailers

I literally just saw when she grabs a magazine from turning a corpse and the ragdoll looks all jarring. The objects she throws bounce weirdly, like in Crysis 1

BASED

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That looks fine but is there an option to deactivates alyx's commentary track ?

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I don't have any motion sickness anymore but joystick movement can take you out of the game to an extent. Like, in Skyrim VR I can easily walk off a cliff using the joystick. But ask me to physically walk off it in roomscale and I can barely get myself to do it, every instinct stops me.
Essentially, with teleport you tend to physically move around more which can be more immersive if you have the space for it. Smooth is vastly better for MP and ported games obviously and I'll probably still end up using it, but it's not always a 100% clear win

I would immediately grab my pussy desu

based astronaught man

>grab pussy in game
>get a fistful of dick in real life

WHAT A THRIIIILLLLL

>so experienced the only thing that triggers me now is going 'through' textures before i'm ready
also falling from high heights without being aware is pretty startling, my friend complains elevators and jumping in games make him sick, i just call him a pussy lmao

Don't put me in the screencap, just make sure there is a screencap anons.

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It's a wonderful day today for an argument on Yea Forums, folks! Let me give you the play by play really quick!

First, OP claimed that Half Life: Alyx would only have teleport movement-- to which user countered by stating the verified fact that there would be three different movement options in the game. Now-- he received a non-reply from user here (Dead) to "cope", to which, the first user responded here by restating the facts. Now that the second user had been absolutely blown the fuck out, they performed a tactical maneuver called "Moving The Goal Posts" where instead of claiming it only had teleport movement, he now claims that simply because a lot of the gameplay showcases teleport movement that somehow means the game was "designed for teleport movement in mind only" despite NUMEROUS evidence to the contrary-- now the second user has been backed into a corner and the first user just WON'T LET UP stating that Valve THEMSELVES have gone on record saying that full locomotion movement was the best way to play the game-- now with nowhere to turn to, Retard user tries to pivot by saying that they can't "possibly balance the game around multiple movement systems" which is simply just retarded.

And there you have it folks. I think at this point the second user should really just drop out of the race, this joker couldn't argue his way out of a cardboard box, folks. Really just a shame.

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i love vr, wanted to make a escape room in vr, but i get sick the moment i put it on. i am planning to overcome it.

WHOAH B-BTFO??!?!?

>desperate for anything half life related
>beg for half life on hands and knees for years
>get a halflife themed arcade shooting gallery

i've been monkey paw'd for the last fucking time

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That webm is from a highly detailed porn sandbox with vagina physics

>desperate for half life
>get some half life
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THAT HALF LIFE

be happy it isnt a Fallout:Shelter mobile game

It basically is, but with a 1k pricetag instead of a phone game

The true monkey's paw is that you turned into a withered joyless faggot

Hey, so this part shows some tension in the gam-*teleports behind* Nothin' personal kid.

Hahah le based! See you on r/Yea Forums bro :)

Fallout Shelter was honestly a pretty good mobile game as far as mobile games go and it was free instead of the $1060 (one thousand sixty dollar) pricetag for HLA

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>game about alyx
>cant see ot toch her sexy body
why even live

>good

opinion discarded

I think it looks fun

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epic

nah i love videogames more than you do pal, i spent the last week playing Doom wads in my free time.

You gimmick loving consoomerfaggots hate the industry and you hate videogames if you support this crap.

Yeah this is basically the sort of post I'd expect from sour grape niggers
Enjoy your F2P phone games, truly you are living the dream

Wew so much to unpack here

right so you can only play games you have nostalgia of and hate anything new because you cant stop being an elitist nitpicker who refuses to give any AAA game even a millimeter of respect. fits the profile.

>plays doom wads in VR
pssh nothing personnel grugg

It's a total mystery why no developers pander to him but they pander to people who buy things

Very sophisticated post Sir

You do even own an HMD? They're good for a few weeks for a laugh but the weightless combat and rubbery weapons that glance off enemies combined with bad tracking and narrow FOV are just an exercise in tedium and patience. I recently played Saints and Sinners and realized VR had no future and i haven't bothered with playing anything since.

This is what I come for

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>i played game and hated it so i refuse to play other game

do what you want i dont really care man

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adding my (you) to the pile

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So any bets that there'll be a cheevo of carrying a live headcrab all the way to the end?

You should sell your HMD, shortage+HLA releasing is the perfect time.

i'm not trying to convince retards like you of anything, you don't like games and don't play games or care about the medium like i said, you just want to consume. Im still entitled to my opinions.

>Im still entitled to my opinions
That's where you are wrong incel. You aren't entitled to anything, this includes women.

you're entitled to your strawman i guess. \
heres mine "im not trying to convice you of anything you literally eat dirt and poop all day and buy nintendos just to smash them with a hammer and hate every video game ever and tried to assassinate hideo kojima because you hate video games so much"
whee pretendland

actually, he is very much entitled to certain liberties, freedom of association being one of them. Granted, this is for USA only.

>being BTFO'd so hard that (you) resorted to using basedjak as damage control

I'm so glad I'm not you.

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We've consistently traded freedom for security and wokeness and we no longer really have freedom of association. Now bake the cake bigot.

Bless you, John.

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Im not hating on it, I want the INDEX.. But they dont sell it in Norway, and now with the corona virus making the production slow down.. it will take even LONGER before it to come out.
I got a PSVR and that alone got me hyped for VR even doh its one of the more garbage bin VR headsetts.

Now that HLVR is here I can't play it on a Index.. I might as well watch lets plays and not be as impressed as I should've been.
rip
>Get a occulst
Nooo. Index is apperently 1 gen AHEAD of the others.

So this.. is the power of source 2 ai...

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All games are rorschach tests, user.

More like half a gen. Not gonna lie its a nice kit but it'd be a shame to ruin the experience by watching a fucking LP. Like resorting to reading a wiki article for an anticipated novel you cant get a hold of. You only get one chance to experience something for the first time.

>Must have been my imagination...

His right you know.
Now don't you get bamboozled.

>>most comfortable
It is, though. Most people get really sick and puke with smooth locomotion so teleporting is the only way for them to experience a gsme without puking their guts all over the floor

why are people so weak

the first time i used smooth locomotion it made me really dizzy/lightheaded but i brute forced it and after a couple of hours it didn't effect anymore, even when i stopped playing until the next day.

This shit is so obviously just a marketing ploy like holy shit it cannot be more obvious.
Watch watch theres going to be an instant reply saying that it isnt just watch

bla bla bla, Mr. Freeman

>anyone who replies to me is a shill
>haha I win you can't reply to me or you're a shill
Is there a single VR hater who doesn't sound like a 12yo? Is that so much to ask for?

smooth locomotion is alright for beginners as long as the devs arent total dickbags like the boneworks/Blade and Sorcery people and set the motion sickness assist setting off by default. Boneworks is legitimately a vomitorium if you go into it without it on for the first time.

I'm a former sicklet, you're just a weakling. Didn't even bat an eye at Boneworks.

>why are people so weak
People are different, dude. It's like with rollercoasters, some people can ride them for hours without consequences but others pass out on a first loop.

You have to answer because you get paid for it, you dumb fuck. Anybody else would have ignored it just to be contrarian.
Fuck outta here with this gay ass Half life knockoff, fallout 76 tier shit

It's a fucking flop in disguise and Valve has been running damage control since the announcement trailer trying to tell everyone it's a real half life game and not a shallow cash in after the disasters that were Artifact and Autochess.

WHO, WHO THE FUCK FUCK IS ALYX

Problem is this game is boring af.
This is half life is it not?
Go out with all the weapons, duel wielding so many possibilities what the fuck is this shit?!!?!

whoooaa he called me a shill and then came up with a gay childish rationalization for it how unexpected
Imagine living with a double digit IQ like this

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Valve
>Having any presence on Yea Forums/reddit/whatever
Nice joke, user.

Yea Forums is nothing but a viral marketing board where Gaben himself comes to shill VR, the real question is knowing this why do you keep coming back

Based

i don't know why they approved this and not only that but wasted 5 years that they could have used to make an actual game instead of VR gone home with guns.

Reminder that the Campo Santo cucks are working on this game

I'm so glad I stopped playing video games already. What an absolute shitshow.

Based schizo

>balance the game
It's a fucking VR experience, I don't think game balance is on their radar at all. VR games already can't be balanced by default because they by their nature give the players too much freedom for that.

Strange. I ordered a box of grapes but they all taste like sour limes.

this is what happens when you focus your autism to fight evil.

top kek

Legendary post, thank you for btfoing retards into suicide again John Madden!

Nausea happened.

I hope I make it into the screenshot!

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Uhmm... Based?

This looks cool as fuck, what's wrong with you? What is it exactly you people are seeing that I'm not?

Is GabeN paying you guys to damage control 24/7 on Yea Forums of all places?

Fuck off Sweeney, this here is VALVE country

All this time and money spent and literally everything we've seen has been underwhelming. It took this guy minutes to barely manage to survive fodder enemies. It's like playing a rail shooter underwater with everything totally dumbed down to accommodate the awkward VR control scheme and it's still looking like a gimmick

heh sorry kiddo but us VRchads own Valve now, we're practically stakeholders. All future Valve games are for our exclusive enjoyment.
Go cry to Sweeney and maybe he'll shart out some cookie cutter fps for you

A toast, to my VR friends

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Is there lore behind that or is it just shit teleport gp?

Fucking destroyed. Screencap it and post it without end to respond to seething contrarians.

LE PUT ME IN LE EBIN LEDDIT SCREENCAP XD! LE EBINPOST XDD!`

Keep seething faggot

Ultra mega based, complainers should just kill themselves at this point

you know you could buy a cheap VR headset and join in the fun instead of seethe posting

>This is literally the most demanding VR game (hell any game period) ever made.
No it isn't
>MINIMUM:
>Processor: Core i5-7500 / Ryzen 5 1600
>Memory: 12 GB RAM
>Graphics: GTX 1060 / RX 580 - 6GB VRAM

...

>waaaaah stop disagreeing with me y-y-you reddit

half of the replies are just "put me on le ebic screencap"

I'm sure it has a walk mode, you'll probably get shot more, but it's probably there. I like the lighting, source 2 is looking great. But the gameplay looks ... meh. Certainly not the run and gun gameplay half life was known for, it's just a cover shooter, but I guess VR can't really do hopping around at high speed while shooting quite as well as a mouse and keyboard. Guess it's fine if you like realistic, but it feel like you kinda have less options than in previous games. And not all games should be "hide behind rock for 30 minutes like it's real life and you're scared for your life" some should be more like action movies, where you slide across tables shoot three targets and then proceed to run/hop around while dodging all bullets and taking everything out.

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The post isn't even good to warrant 1/10th of those replies.

>Still runs on 100+ fps on a 2080ti while kingdom come deliverance fluctuets between 40-60 on ultra
Wrong.

>teleport movement

Not since ye oldie adventure games where you moved from square to square on the map.

Such a leap forward!

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Do people who say "put me in the screenshot" actually get put in the screenshot?

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Heh
Btw Adrian Shephard when?

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the power of vr

>hopping around at high speed while shooting
If you did this against combine soldiers on anything but easy you'd get ventilated
What a fucking meme

9/10 replies are samefag

Gaben is too scared to return Randy's 3am drunk calls

There will be people that will buy an expensive vr headset for some 6-8 hour video game and then regret it because there is nothing else to play.

barely used HMDs on ebay for cheap, sounds good to me

seething

>He actually thinks this
>He hasn't done this and removed their face with a double parrel point blank
user they added boxes to give you anything you need at the specific moment in time, how could you possible be scared of the enemy and not go full rambo on them?

>now with nowhere to turn to, Retard user tries to pivot by saying that they can't "possibly balance the game around multiple movement systems" which is simply just retarded.
keke

holy fuck, a destruction of this magnitude happens very rarely
i wouldn't be surprised if OP killed himself after this

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>463 replies in thread
>209 unique posters
The chances are pretty good that it's not.

50 of those replies are me and I didn't reply to that guy a single time

flop or not teleport movement is not mandatory user

hehe

VR has one balance setting, and that's braindead easy.

The only way enemies will be even slightly dangerous is if there's a checkpoint before every single encounter in the game.

nonsense, there are lots of challenging VR games already

>braindead easy
Yes this describes Half-Life perfectly
This is not the cuphead of VR shootans

kek.

:

Name one.

Until You Fall, VR Crisis Brigade, In Death, VirtaMate

Products that sell via spam and deception tend to be shit products.
Advertisers making 6 threads at once about Alyx is spam (happened around trailer release)
Pretending that those threads are genuine posters is deception.
If the game was good, they wouldn't be marketing it exclusively to gullible NPCs that don't know what a "shill" is.

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>Advertisers making 6 threads at once about Alyx is spam
So were all the threads about the FF7 demo also shilling?

Don't argue with the schizo, you damn shill

will it run on 4gb rx580 or not? how fuckhuge are these textures

>will it run on 4gb rx580 or not?
No, it requires RX580 6GB minimum

JOHN MADDEN

boy he thinkin

bullshit I will make it work somehow

i really like this poster. I hope we get more combine propaganda.

You probably won't get good performance.
Also you'll need a Core i5-7500 / Ryzen 5 1600 and at least 12GB of RAM

>unavailable
HELP ME

Looks sort of bad to be honest.

This actually looks really fun.

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Is this the new 'kermit goes nuclear'?

In Death leaderboards are very competitive. Until You Fall is an underrated gem, people should be talking about that instead of Boneworks and other meme games

//
/Based

Basado

I know people that got motion sickness the first few time they played an FPS. So according to your logic any first person perspective game is a meme?

Based.

Also, most replies I've seen in a long time. Good job, user.

BASED

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Based

best post in months tbqh

$100 this poster is an aussie.

perfect

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football!

football

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