Is this you Yea Forums?

That's not how virginity works, you're never getting the v-card back.

Over 5 years here, and it wasn't even good sex back then

>take SSRIs to stop feeling depressed
>go out, seduce girl
>SSRIs numb all feeling in my dick, can't even feel sex
It's all a joke

This I stopped giving a fuck

>taking the medication jew
Haha it's all in your head bro like just be happy bro lmao

I am pretty sure that if it has been long enough that when you next have sex it will 100% be as awkward as your first time then you have earned that v-card back.

Almost like taking (((meds))) for something you could have fixed with a healthy diet and exercise wasnt a good idea

I've never had sex and I doubt I ever will

>Not for a year and he didn't even finish inside.

Videogames it is

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People like to meme about lasting power but girls hate it when you're on antidepressants and can't cum because of it

Masturbating feels good enough. If I really wanted to I would just buy a loli onahole or something.

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I haven't had sex for a year and I feel like a virgin incel again. Constant uphill struggle for men.

>Needing the constant validation of pussy to feel good about yourself.
Independence is king, anons.

My ex was crying because she thought it meant she was ugly when I couldn't cum after an hour prozac is a hell of a drug

It's usually guys like that is the Best friend you could have. I had one but I completely forgot his address so basically it's impossible to contact him What a shame

That's because no one actually wants to have penis in vagina sex for 30min straight. If you arent getting it done in 10 to 15 either the pussy is trash or theres something wrong with you. Women feel validated seeing cum, let's them know they are doing it right

It's been six years. The entire experience was uncomfortable. Everything felt sticky and overly warm, and try as I might I couldn't help but just be utterly disgusted by the entire process. Yeah, I guess it felt good, but so does jerking off. Oh, and don't even get me started on the emotional connections and shit. Can't be dealing with it.

Sex is overrated. I don't think it's for me, frankly.

>Not being a high level masturbator

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Sex and intimacy are human needs, you mentally and physically suffer without them

I had sex on Saturday night. My ex gf came round and we shagged. It was fine, not great but better than nothing. She enjoyed it more than I did.

Sex is honestly massively overrated. I genuinely think I prefer video games.

Yes, now let's move on to the next stupid thread please.

I am Der Coomer

You should put literally any other flag on the dude as europeans consider brits as shitty as americans (if not worse)

We must adapt in order to survive this modern climate
We can jack off to porn instead of having sex
We can hug our waifu pillows and play games featuring cute anime girls to replace intimacy

I was bored and I pretended to be some Naruto ninja with stupid hand seals while masturbating. I started laughing and accidently sprayed everywhere

Sex is good, but what I am gonna do for the other 23 hours 55 minutes of the day?

Please be a woman

These are the europeans calling americans fat

This is what I've done. Feels good man

I like his honesty.

I'm hoping one day I can have sex whilst playing video
The closest I've got is a back rub while playing Sekiro
I want a blowjob as I play Doom Eternal
Coom Eternal

I'm old and married, so I don't do either much.

>takes 15+ minutes to cum while having sex
>takes 15+ seconds to cum while masturbating
why am I like this

Same. Now I just want to cuddle with a girl and only have sex when we're married. I have a positive outlook on it and hopefully you do as well.

Yea its me.
Only I pay hookers to come around and let me nut on their faces. Some of them really young and cute.
Never have I had sex without paying and I don't care at all.

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Based lad

seems like a cool dude
being funny will get somewhere someday

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Is it because you dont want sex or she doesnt want sex. I dont see how married people stop having sex, I cant even go 10min without grabbing my girls ass or her tit

Too much wanking.

Only to functional humans. Most of Yea Forums displays at least moderate sociopathic traits and/or autism, both of which can completely preclude the need for intimacy and sex.

Do they let you take pics?

Left is good looking, all he needs is to lose weight, wear contacts, get a better haircut, get proper non cringe attire and be himself to get sex.

It's me. Her sex drive is much higher than mine, but she's 8 years younger than I am.
Maybe I just need to start taking testosterone or something.

Death grip

You millennials will start killing yourselves in your 40s.

Feels good mang

Jerkoff deathgrip.
Get a fleshlight or something dude.

27 years strong bros. I’m aiming a life of 50 years 0 sex.

I'm already 30 and I'm leaving my early demise to my poor lifestyle and habits, it ain't gonna be suicide.

Now make sure you take those meds forever or you'll kill yourself like a faggot

Good diet and exercise, dont forget your vitamins

Dont do that youll bald faster

>abstain from sex until I am 27 years old
>install Tinder for fun
>meet 2 different girls and fuck them regularly
>apparently I am really attractive and charming and amazing in bed

I wasted all my youth with you faggots

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Never asked any of them for pics but one of them had me to film her with her phone while she stripped for me. I guess she was gonna put it on her website.

Once my parents and pets go, so do I

I thought this and dreamed of it for years
Now I have a loving girldfriend who adores every part of me and praises me daily, but it literally changed nothing in my life except for having less time for vidya.
Turns out severe apathy doesn't let you enjoy that so only fall for this meme if you have actual feelings for others human beings

If you didnt waste time with us you'd be stuck with a crackwhore

Take care of yourself to age well and you can keep that lifestyle for quite a while.
Make up for your lost years dude, I did the same.

>tfw haven't had sex in the past 36 hours

help me bros

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Nah, you can be as good looking as you want and still not get any if you don't know how to socialize. It's like how you see fat ugly fucks that still pull 10/10s.

I think 6 months is probably enough time to be considered a virgin again for a male.

>Uncle paid for an expensive escort on my 18th birthday.
>It was expensive cause of the gf experience and the sex was taking place in a luxury hotel
>Felt weird as hell, but went with the flow since uncle paid
>She was real nice, but I wasn't too much into MILFs then
>Hired me to work in his electrician office after
>Asked him two decade later or so why he did it now that he retired
>"Some people worry about pussy their entire life, and the worry get in the way of being a true man, that is work and hobby. I wanted you to be free from that ASAP."
I'm getting him a car he always wanted in two months to celebrate his 70s birthday. Fucking for real, just fuck once if you care about pussy, you are free to worry about other dumb things after. PS, is nothing to die for.

>apparently
So you just never tried before? Why?

This happens a lot but most of us are hardcore social retards who couldn't get with a girl even if we somehow matched and made it into a date.

Is pic related the best image to make normalfags and Redditors SEETHE and cope?

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Because I just always had low self esteem and was anti-social. I wish I had just never played games and instead made a lot of friends and done exciting things in my life.

Are you ugly? Are you trying?

Hey, I got laid soon after I had no choice but to get fit since getting in the military was the only viable thing a high school dropout like me could do.

Same. I knew I was decently attractive since I'd always hear from my friends that so and so thinks I'm hot etc.
I am also unfortunately very empathetic so I am also the girl's psychiatrist, and the way they all describe the men they were with before made me realize how shit people truly are

Based if true

Pretty based, my uncle saved money on hiring a hooker and just fucked me himself

>Nu-Yea Forums is full of people who wished they never played games
Sounds about right

>Are you ugly? Are you trying?
Nah, just average. I stopped trying long ago, too many hoops to jump through and I'd rather just take it easy and do what I want.

Even if you don't know how to socialize if you fix your body and face you can learn to socialize. It's much easier when you're mogging the entire room

Rip bro but also lol

Absolutely this

>no athlete ever had to train to get good
Self improvement is life. Teenagers self improve all the time. Chad self improves all the time.

It was like 13 years ago but not anymore baybee.

>Same except 25
>Condoms tight as fuck
>Find out I'm bigger than 99.9% of men

To them, it's not self improvement though. It's just the natural flow of life.

based.

>their natural flow in life is to self improve
>but its not self improvement

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Happened to me when I bought an XL onahole and I barely could stick it in.
Didn't help that I lost my virginity with a 13 year old when I was 20.

based

yeah, except i don't wear those kinds of shirts and i'm not fat. i don't really see why i need to have sex if jacking off already works for me

>going to practice and gym on a regular schedule for the purpose of improving your body and skill
>not self improvement
>chad does it instinctively and without effort that's why I can't get laid

to be fair, that dude is pretty based

at least that guy is confident enough to make fun of his own sex life.

meanwhile here you are on the internet acting like a gigantic autist

>haven't had sex in a decade
never had, and i no longer give a fuck, i just getting more and more into porn and animated porn and at this point i can no longer imagine myself with a real woman, and looking and how fucking awful women had become, im glad of the way am i.

>Women feel validated seeing cum

>>chad does it instinctively and without effort
Correct

Nobody will read this but I enjoy stretching my boy. Feels good man.

Sex to me is just getting jerked off while a man or a woman puts their ass in my face.
I don't care for actual fucking.

My gf and bf are both fine with it as long as I get them off first.

Shit thread post wizard progress
3 Years to go.

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>never had, and i no longer give a fuck
>i can no longer imagine myself with a real woman, and looking and how fucking awful women had become, im glad of the way am i.

holy fuck are you me?

Is that not a factual statement?

Thanks lad.
I was scared as fuck to message my very first escort but afterwards it all became so ordinary.
Shit was so cash.

Sex is only for procreation.

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Dangerously based

Sex is not better than gaming, and if you think so you should leave the board.

I have never seen a more based post on Yea Forums in all my fucking years on this earth

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Autists are the ones who try to "self improve" and fail every time. To Chads, there is no such thing as self improvement.

as a person with deathgrip syndrome i agree with these, i can fuck her for hours, but unless she is on drugs or really horny, gets tired of it around 20mins.
i wish schools teached about the dangers of squezzing your willy too much.

>first gf at 14
>blowjobs all the time
>broke up eventually
>second gf at 18
>sex all the time
>broke up eventually
>anno Domini 2020
>4 year long dry spell
kill me

Did this in my first week in Japan, I'm up to 4 of em now
built a desktop one month later

When I was an turbo virgin I used to think that sex the most awesome thing in the world. Now that I had sex I realize that video games (some times) are better than sex. Now I'm a wageslave working my ass off on a soul crushing retail job, with barely sleeping and playing vidya maybe 2 hours a week.

Most important things power ranking for a 29 y.o boomer:

>1 Sleeping
>2 Eating
>3 Sex/Video Games
> POWER GAP
>9001 Having a 'relationship'

This image is retarded for one reason, and that’s the fact that whoever wrote it thinks pussy is the only reason to self improve.

If you’re looking to improve yourself to get girls you’re doing it wrong and are going to feel like shit. Lose weight, fatty. Feel healthy and happy. Talk to people retard, make friends. Go out in the world and try things.

>lol, just turn off your brain dude
>you would've been happier if you were a lobotomized ape like the rest of us
americans.

>26 virgin but had a first kiss at 11
I can still be saved...

Condom sex is literally worse than masturbating.

Yesterday I had someone's else cum in my mouth and I swallowed for the first time. Ask me anything.

I've had sex once in my life, I paid for it and didn't finish. Still had a decent time because it was a new experience and it was something to remember.

Jacking it is so much easier.

Confidence is needed to start the process of learning and nothing gives confidence like looking in the mirror and not hating what you see.

"genetic shit" / "genetic trash" are buzzphrases that mean nothing. The value of certain genetic compositions is contextual and temporal.

begone normie scum

What makes you think we give a fuck ?

Yes because football captain chad doesnt hit the gym to "self improve"

I actually don't see what you're trying to argue other than throwing in the word autist into the debate

This thread will hit 500 posts lel

>mfw I'm fat, 6 feet tall, and have a 4-5 inch cock and people still pay me to fuck their wives/girlfriends/daughters/moms/them
t. Professional Ugly Bastard

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I haven't have sex in close to three decades. Incidentally, I'm 29 years old.

>had sex 3 months after becoming a wizard
>it was absolutely nothing special
>turns out you also need to have feelings for a person to make sex better than just jacking off

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I'm 29 and never had sex.

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Yes you can. No one is beyond redemption, you just have to try.

post face/body

How did the taste compare to your own?

The only person in the world for me recently died. I see no reason to ever date ever again now that I can't be with her.

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Lol

9 long years left. I don't have any doubts I'll achieve wizardry at this rate.

No, I don't go outside nor do I have friends.

>Talk to people retard, make friends.
Why the fuck would I want that? Most people are godawful
>Go out in the world and try things.
You going to write me a check to be able to do all those things Mr. Goldberg?

She faked her death, retard.

I hope that's not her because commemorating her death by posting a photo of 4chins is the worst you could do

Based

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3 years as well.

Pretty much

What a fucking fag

The only thing stopping you is yourself. Crippling social anxiety? The best therapy for that is exposure.

If you’re fat, lose weight. If you’re ugly, find a fat chick.

I had lots of sex starting at 14, I just can't be assed with women anymore.

Because I knew I'd elicit a response like yours.
More sour/metal tasting. I don't think they drink much water. Because theirs were thick and viscous. Mines is usually runny and sweet

Low self-esteem is a psychological issue, not a physical one.

I lost my virginity to my dad at 11 so no

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Get a job you fucking neet.

falling back of genes is a brainlet move. it's simply putting the weight and blame of your life's happenings on an intrinsic, invisible factor that supposedly cannot be changed. Everyone throwing that out is either trolling or have no idea how genes work.

Literal excuses the peanut brained masses use to justify behaving like animals, if you ask me.

Eh, either way you pay.

I would argue if you're not able to attract the opposite sex by the time you're 18, which is being generous, you are indeed genetic shit.

I'm 30 and my main is on Grobbulus.

That's a lie user, I get laid regularly with zero effort and I'm quite average. I guarentee it's that garbage you call a personality

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An insta thot with millions of followers... lol.

I've had one for several years, now what?

15 months for me. It's wonderful.

based

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Yes that's me. I still haven't found a cute girl (male)

:(

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>36 year old virgin

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I think this is the reason I never had interest in sex, I never liked anyone.

ok chad

>The best therapy for that is exposure.
Yeah going among large crowds of people with PTSD as a result of bullying at 13 sounds like a fine idea

>this arbitrary threshold for success I've set shows that you're a failure and my opinion matters
ok

No she's really dead this time.

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I'm a lolicon. Even just the porn I wank to is illegal in my country. Sex and intimacy are simply not on the cards for someone like myself. It's a burden that is either carried in silence or spoken about and potentially arrested for.

>amazing in bed
fapping 4 times a day did this, you must thank us for it, fag.

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Ok stay being a virgy then lol

>>arbitrary

How do you manage to gt picked up by these eccentric weirdos? Are you black?

>2000 April 20
Fucking zoomers

That's a pretty Chad answer. He has a good sense of humor, I'm sure that can land him a girl easily.

Might seem like a dumb question but did you lose your virginity to an escort then?
Was she at least hot? Did she know it was your first time? If she did know, did she think it was wierd?
Asking all of this purely for scientific purposes.

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Fucking simps man

I don't even interact with anybody besides retail clerks and family

I fucked a girl in a dressing room at Dillards yesterday who I didn't even know the name of. Cope and seethe fags. Imagine not getting what you want out of life.

I haven't had sex in 5 years and I'm perfectly fine as long as I fap. I can't physically go 3 days without video games.

>Crippling social anxiety? The best therapy for that is exposure.
No, that makes it worse. You fucking ignorant normalfag piece of shit.

I have never had sex
I just don't care

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This is how you get STDs

It's indeed arbitrary since people grow up in different environments with different expectations and goals.

Yes
Yes
No
-

maybe that's what he wants out of life

>tfw sex is overrated and you realize the pleasure that comes from it is transient and fleeting.
But than you fall in love with a woman and she loves and trusts you and the feelings are recuperated back and forth and just sitting on a couch with her and your hands are intertwined and you can smell her hair and feel her pulse of her heart in her wrists and neck and you realize the sex is just a cherry on top. The real prize, the real eternal pleasure that trumps any orgasm is genuine selfless love for another human being other than yourself.

Why does it always have to do with sex? I don't need sex. I want love. I want someone to hold.

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Posts like these were what led me to experience the worst years of my life because I was unmedicated. Fuck off with your doomer shit. If I didn't start taking SSRIs i probably would have dropped out of college by now. now i get straight A's and i have a gf with a big ass.

stds are just a myth that the jews push on whites to prevent you from taking part in basic carnal pleasures

autism

Kinda, yeah. Depending on where you are, you'll find that most people don't give a shit about you and that most people will treat you with common courtesy if an interaction becomes necessary.

Also, a whole lot of people are actually nice.

Everything revolves around sex, I'm so fucking tired of it. Even in vidya there are all those romance options showed down my throat. Fuck this shit, I don't want it.

>The real prize, the real eternal pleasure that trumps any orgasm is genuine selfless love for another human being other than yourself.
And then she breaks your heart because women can't into unconditional love for their partners.

user please, I was being sarcastic. If you need medication then take it don't listen to fucking shitposts on Yea Forums.

That sounds gay as fuck and I experienced romantic love

>4th graders are posting on Yea Forums
You need to be 18+ years old to browse Yea Forums, kid.

Anyone else relate to my pic?

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>Been over 260lbs of lardfat for years now.
>Get pussy regularly and not all the same girl.
>Got pussy last Saturday.
Literally how hard is it?

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I had sex yesterday

I have a sex all the time

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I haven't had sex for 33 years.

Learn some jokes or a magic trick user, women love guys with charisma

>Things that didn't happen.

It would seem that way.

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Another ethot down

Condom sex is just masturbating with a plastic bag, which isn't better than gaming.

I have had 2 long term girlfriends and I'm now married. I have sex maybe once every 2-3 months. Sex is over rated and even when I was younger it was a massive disappointment.

Jerking for an hour or two is infinitely better then sex.

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why bother with dating/relationships if you don't actually care for sex? what can you not obtain from friendship?

Some people have standards user

>He thinks I want 3DPD

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This
I'm tired Yea Forums

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You must be doing it wrong then fag

Supreme gentleman, I see.

>Literally how hard is it?
When you're a social retard who struggles to hold a conversation it gets pretty hard.

>PTSD from bullying

Dude I was called faggot on a regular basis and literally beaten and my clothes ruined. Quit being a pussy, get over yourself

What can you do with your powers ?

Haha...
Yeah...

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RPGs that revolve around sex tend to be shit anyway. Dragon Age and Mass Effect for example.

>life revolves around its perpetuation
Yes but you can opt out if you want, just stop being butthurt about being a failure

>I hate one of the most core aspects of being human
That’s a fine opinion to have, just don’t act surprised when post people think differently.

You know how you fix that? Joining a club or something and talking to people regularly.

No one used the word hate.

No over 30 virgin "wizard" has powers. They always forget the most important part which is semen retention and not even caring for women in the slightest. Look at Tesla, man was a pure genius, abstained from sex, didnt even want a woman, died a virgin.

These "wizards" COOM to any picture that has a titty or a little bit of ass showing. I guess that's their super power

>fasting
kill yourself retard

I have business cards that I pin to card boards when I go places. I'm white.

go to a therapist you dumb retard and drop the meds

You're just a fucking pussy. My dad was murdered in front of me and I have actual ptsd, not your stupid baby shit, and can still get pussy

Others have sex.

Honestly, if not for the hands/gloves I'd believe it was a human

Impossible, there are so many SNOY fans on Yea Forums.

But I had both.

you can't post this and run you mohterfucker

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>what can you not obtain from friendship?
I just spent 10 minutes writing down the first things that came to mind to answer this question and I could combine them into 2 things.

1. Being around a cute female. Seeing a cute female act happy, do cute things and also being cute directed at you is basically heaven on earth. You can't get this kind of authentic interaction without the female being in a relationship with you.

2. Emotional sponge. No friendship between males is able to support you emotionally beyond surface level. You can't truely rant, hug, cry around friends. They will not care beyond the bare minimum.

This was the kind that involves half of your class ganging up on you (the rest standing by watching and doing fuck all), spewing hate and verbally abusing you to the point your brain gets fried in stress and leaves you a physical and mental ruin with scars for life. You never make a full recovery

>haven't had sex since 2012
>purchased a sex doll, ona hole, paizuri toys since then and have no incentive to go find a woman

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>that post
holy shit why are all americans like this?

>No friendship between males is able to support you emotionally beyond surface level. You can't truely rant, hug, cry around friends. They will not care beyond the bare minimum.
You must've had some pretty shit friends, bruh

sounds like you just have a problem with western games.

I got an onahole and it hurts my peepee
looks like the toy is too small and I don't even have a big cock

After being with a woman for 2 years and being with a dude for 2 years I prefer the dude. I hate period mood swings every month and I hate being paranoid about getting someone pregnant.

Three years left to wizard status. It hurts a little when I think about it for too long but not enough to change anything about it. I'm not even ugly or can't talk to people, I just pussied out of every situation for reasons I don't understand myself.

never had sex in my life

i'm not an incel though. i don't hate women. i'm just an uggo

>You can't truely rant, hug, cry around friends.
If you're a man you're not suppose to be showing emotions like that in the first place you absolute onion.

this happened to me a few times and it kinda sucked I guess but you kinda just sound like a fat tumblrina lmao

I tore through my first one pretty quick, it was only built for 5 1/2 inches and my dick is unfortunately on the larger side.

You're just a baby

Are you one of those inbreds who read "fasting" and their retarded brain interprets it as "intermittent fasting"?
If so, fuck off retard.
If you're just some sugar addict who thinks he needs to eat all the time then also fuck off retard.

This sounds like an excuse to justify the fact that you don't want to change.

>Having sex without the intention of procreation
cringe

I have absolutely no redeeming qualities, and regardless of what I do I can't seem to shake that idea, I've lost 70kg, and I've been in therapy for like 2 years, I really can't even imagine myself in a romantic situation, or why anyone would even want me talking to them in a friendly way, let alone something more than that, so I don't really see why I would want to drag some poor girl into all that shit anyway.
It's really annoying because I really want to do things and spend my life with someone, but I know I'm going to die alone.

I just had sex on the weekend and it was overrated. She was fat, her pussy couldnt get wet and i have a bwc. So it was like jerking off but with dry spit, you all know that feeling. Where its a little wet at first then it dries up but youre to lazy to add more spit. Meh. Kinda wish i kept honing my wizard powers but ive fucked 1-2 girls a year since being 20. You just dont really care about sex once youve masturbated to the greatest porn on the internet; nothing compares

me and my gf havnt had sex in 3 years....once i get the new apartment shes gone...

yes but i don't play nintendo games

It's just some kissing and some rubbing. Talking intimately with your girl is just as enjoyable, and if you think talking with a girl is more amazing than the time you had with your favorite video games than your favorite video games are either shit or you're a casual.

everytime I read fasting in this piece of shit chinese board it's a retarded thing
just eat nice things and move your ass, don't do stupid shit

It's designed for asians, keep that in mind.

Nah, VNs are also shit.

I think you just need to stop being such a bitch

>So it was like jerking off but with dry spit, you all know that feeling
My parents didn't let kikes mutilate my dick, so I don't know that feeling actually.

I just hate how boring all of it is.
>Dude I just had sex with a hot girl
>Yeah bro me too
>Nice
Rinse and repeat until the heat death of the universe.

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well it's not an asian onahole, it's just a canned vagina but I don't know its name in english

at least you're well armed
could you cum easily? I'm having a hard time doing it

its both nigger

>Be NEET coomer for years, sexless/kissless
>Get a job, move out, get an e-bf (female)
>VIsit them, first time having sex, fuck their brains out and don't fit in any of their condoms
>They cum over 10 times in 20 minutes and I have stamina to do it all night
Feels good man

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are you a guy?

ya'll are literally complaining about nature lmao

My problem was 100% a chemical imbalance. I was plagued daily by the feeling that there was something wrong with me but was inable to process what it was because of extreme anxiety and depression. After taking medication i have felt a range of emotions i never felt before and at intensities i had deemed impossible. Stop spreading misinformation based on some shit you saw in a Yea Forums post.

Well we all cant be lucky like you, can we. When youre 5 minutes old, you cant speak for yourself and dr foreskinberg runs in with his scissors saying do that or there will be infections. I hope anyone on here who is a parent with a son doesnt let him get circumcised

Sex is strictly a recreational/exercise activity

>at least you're well armed
My onaholes and doujins don't care about that though.
>could you cum easily? I'm having a hard time doing it
Yeah, actually. With some nice lube and sticking the ona in my plush doll. Feels good.

And?

How low does one's IQ have to be to instantly ignore anything new, without even researching it? 90? 85? Asking about this good goy fat faggot here

ye

That thing looks like it would kill you in your sleep, creepy as fuck

Fasting is a fucking meme, same thing with keto. Both boil down to the same thing, calories in vs calories out. Diet and exercise is so much more sustainable than short term extreme food changes.

Why is sex before marriage so mainstream now?

It's just called a pocket pussy, bromigo

where are you from
do you have self confidence?
if not, do you think you could build it?
what do you do in your life

You sound like you have your heart in the right place, user. I hope you find peace with yourself one day.

>don't fit in any of their condoms
You're a big guy

I'd love to have a sex doll. I don't live alone, though. They're so cute.

>never kissed a girl
>never had sex
>never had a GF
>getting closer to 30 by the day
at least I'll get cool wizard powers, right Yea Forums?

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>tfw uncircumcised american
>get weird looks and comments if I ever mention it (in conversational context obviously)
>every girl I've ever fucked regularly (ALL 4) has decided they won't get their children circumcised because it seemed "better & natural"
out here fighting the good fight

But user is right. I eat one meal a day at lunch time and fast until next day and I’ve lost 3 stone in 3-4 months

are there any girls (female) ITT?

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Same here. I'm 22 ;_;

>tfw lost my virginity when i was 8
good thing i could not produce sperm at that age

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>men shouldn't show emotion
This is how trannies are created. It absolutely okay to cry, hug, rant around your close male friends. It is women who will think lesser of you for showing the full range of human emotion.

>Just got confidence bro

I have literally never had sex before in my entire life.

I agree QQing about it on here's a bit pathetic but we're talking about immediate effects like what you saw in the movie Aviator here. It took years of therapy and drug care to resurrect me from the literal dead and even now anxiety overwhelms me if I get stuck in a room full of strangers because it reminds me of being locked together in my old classroom with a bunch of spineless sadists

being an alcoholic really gets in the way of fasting unfortunately

yeah but I'm really fat
Actually trannies are mostly incels who desperately want to get laid so they think it will be easier if they "become female"

For him
You got ara ara'd?

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You lose weight faster if you consume 0 calories than if you consume 1000 calories, you retarded addict.
>b-but it's unhealthy
Humans having access to three meals a day is a recent thing, evolutionally speaking. Read up on autophagy.

why would he need a condom?
he doesnt look like he could impregnate them yet or is it to protect him from their roastie diseases?

I have a strong fear of intimacy and have pushed multiple partners away, purposefully being difficult when they get too close.
I can't pinpoint why I have this kneejerk reaction, but I'd guess it's a mix of a lack of trust and fear of future heartbreak, mostly the former.

Oh yeah, video games

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Only if your self-esteem issue is directly caused by a real physical issue. Take for example anorexic people who consider themselves to be fat even when they're literal walking skeletons.

you're just outing yourself as someone who doesn't think objectively and as someone who's complaints shouldn't be listened to when you bitch about stuff like that is all.

I lost 70 pounds in 5 months with diet and exercise and I've kept it off for 3 years

>It absolutely okay to cry, hug, rant around your close male friends.
Hey buddy, Reddit is two websites down.

>Actually trannies are mostly incels who desperately want to get laid so they think it will be easier if they "become female"
see: chris chan

>him
But you said (female)

>20 years
>0 sex

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No one recommends complete fasting because you could literally die doing that, and many many many people will fast then eat massive meals to make up the loss, instead of eating the 700-800 calories they're supposed to eat. Yes it works, but again, it boils down to calories in vs calories out.

Still he/him to me

I can't wait to go back and fuck his pussy an hour without a condom sex is god tier

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>yeah but I'm really fat
can I see your boobs user? I'm in need of a good fap
I can drop an e-mail

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same boat for me.
I have a distrust of everyone around me, especially people who get too close or act really nice to me for no prior reason.

This was a good answer
I hope this guy has a good future and a cute gf. Bro I'm rooting for you

are you me?

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Ohhh, so it's a trans girl? Was confused as hell

This is Yea Forums newfag. No one takes each others complaints seriously on here.

Can you really say you're alive if you never lived life?

Can water call itself water if it doesnt make things get wet?

Over a decade for me now. I’ve given up basically

Stuff like this is why I believe in the NPC meme.

well if i remember correctly we did it in cowgirl doggy and missionary

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that's what got me gfs back in the past
sounds like a fucking retarded meme, but it's the truth
there are a lot of fucking ugly fucks out there getting laid just because they have self confidence

female to male, so trans guy

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>haven't even had a girl's number let alone kissing, a relationship, especially sex
I fucking dare you faggots to even try to get on my level

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>tfw my spermatazoid self has been in more pussy than I have

>It absolutely okay to cry, hug, rant around your close male friends.

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I always forget those even exist, considering the stereotypes

Was it a mom or a sister or just some HS bitch?

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You're supposed to stop fasting at around 10% bodyfat you goddamn retard.
Here's how you think it works
>if I fast there's a chance to die every day that I do it!
here's how it actually works
>if I keep fasting past 8% bodyfat then I start dying
You won't die you fucking fatass. And the reason it's not recommended by (((doctors))) is because there's no money in fasting and it cures a shitload of problems, mainly with skin and hormone levels.

Stick to your high-carb diet you weak NPC

>condom sex
What's that like?

I'm a wizard, so yes.

>>haven't even had a girl's number
Hey, I think that might be something I've actually done. If it happened, she pushed it on me, though.

>tfw held hands, kissed, felt up girls, been felt up before
>never had sex
It's worse to have tasted it, than it is to have never had it at all.

...

is he the cute kind or the butch kind?

Lol how to spot a fucking loser who doesn't want to haul ass
Have your calories, just lift and do cardio and watch the magic happen in 3-4 months. You don't to do shit like fast when you have no idea about food in general you retard.

baby sitter

I always say I'm a KHV to hold down the fact that I did in fact make out with my cousin

>I can't mentally deal with what he just said so I'll call him a newfag

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I got a girl's number once. It was my therapist who told me to call her if I was having suicidal thoughts.

did you enjoy it looking back or are you damaged from it

>baby sitter

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Wouldn’t fleshlights make you cum faster because they stimulate the entire penis at once?

>>tfw lost my virginity when i was 8
>good thing i could not produce sperm at that age

Please tell the story.

Lost my v-card when I was 20 and it wasn't even all that great. Almost 30 now and I won't even get my wizard robes.

19 years and first had sex when I was 15, you're gonna be a 30 year old virgin at this rate loool

>t. walmart stock boy

I haven't had sex in 3 years
I feel lonely as fuck because I'm on some hard times, so I'm no chad
stop making excuses to not work up that self confidence

Lmao. Who wants to live past 30 anyway?

I think so too, the very thought that I as a human am able to connect with females doesn't even cross my mind 95% of the time. Anime, my electronics hobby and video games are basically all I've ever known to give me pleasure

>only had a girl's number because our normie friend invited his GF to a group chat
>it was me who scared her out of the chat

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He's on Yea Forums, what do you think lmao

I regularly visit a colombian cam model for sex and I have no need for a relationship

Your body needs more than calories to survive, it needs protein, salt, iron and sugar.

If you're at 50% body weight and eat zero calories all the way to 8% body weight, you're going going to be anemic and malnourished.

i remember how sensitive my little shota penis was
and im uncut too

>3-4 months
>cardio
lmao god you're such an NPC

For anybody with half a braincell: dont eat shit until you're 10% bodyfat, then start a carnivore diet and powerlift.

Based

I've had sex with over 20 women of varying ages and sizes. I've also gone 3 years between sex acts with another human in my early 20s and I didn't care much. I don't know how sex can be so good but I can care so little about it.

This. I want a relationship not just sex.Honesty sex is overrated for me,making women cum is easy to me.Cumming for me is harder. Most girls aren't into it so yeah would rather have someone to hangout alot then to fuck alot.

I really hate exercise, I find it so boring and I’m a lazyfag

>getting jungle book AIDS

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I’m starting to think I might actually be a schizo, and that’s probably why I don’t really care about sex.

>tfw 2 weeks without sex
bros......I'm not gonna make it............I'm literally an incel now........................

Hey same here, except I was too young to get an erection so we didn't go beyond her trying to suck my dick when I was like 5-6. I laugh when people think their kids are safe from predators simply because they are female.

How expensive is that shit?

actually lots of girls and guys flirt with me but i rarely feel like i need to bother with any of them and always act uninterested mostly becasue i dont like going outside and i dont really wanna bother going out with someone who im not even sure i want
when i feel the need to have sex i will but its not gonna be anytime soon

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Did you smash?

>protein
Which is why you don't lift when fasted.
>salt
You'll be drinking water with added potassium chloride
>iron
in your bodyfat
>sugar
youtube.com/watch?v=IfQmE6m9aMU

OK I don't go to reddit
wtf is a simp

It's how black dudes say cuck.

>NPC meme
What a loser
Nobody wants to be a fat powershitter, people just want to look aesthetic. Nobody wants to get to auschwitz mode either. Better to be fit and athletic while lifting instead of a fat powerlifter who can barely run half a mile let alone one.

take a stimulant instead. That'll make you a sex fiend.

Tfw could get girls but they were always 5’s and I wanted 7+ so I rejected them and brought my KV status on myself

Please. I can’t even make eye contact with girls. I’ve also never smelt one.

you've already stuck to the face-value knowledge of fasting, and now you show you also follow the face-value knowledge of powerlifting.
You truly are low IQ

Whatever floats your boat

>wtf is a simp
New buzzword that took off a couple months ago because of some youtuber. It's basically just the new cuck. Roughly it means people who put women on a pedestal but people who use buzzwords never care about what they actually mean.

a 1-sided relationship between a camwhore and her male fans.
basically an easier way to say White Knight

>don't lift when fasted
t. fatass
E T E R N A L C U T
I subsist on the sexual energy that emanates off of gym thots when they watch my reps.

>We must adapt in order to survive this modern climate
I like your style, user.

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If you don't give your body some calories to burn it will begin consuming whatever is easily available.
It just so happens that muscles are easier to consume than bodyfat.
Key to losing (or shifting) weight is change your diet to protein heavy stuff and start exercising.
Build up some muscles, get swole, then cut down on calories.

Fasting is a meme invented by a warlord that needed his troops to be able to operate without stopping to eat every 20 minutes. Harden them against hunger when they need to march or fight for a full day.

Damn, it's so simple, you just cured anemia, congrats user! All you have to do is literally nothing and your body will get iron from your fat cells.

Holy fuck! A whole three years! Wow user, you truly are an incel. That is certainly a veryyyyyyyy long time.

>still in love with my ex bf
>he doesn't love me and I'm not convinced he ever did but I regularly have dreams about him and when we still lived together
>thought we would get married someday and grow old together
>broke up because he was flirting behind my back and I caught him red handed and moved out
>haven't dated in over a year because I don't care about anyone else
How do I break this cycle? I know I could find someone new right away if I wanted to but my heart just isn't in it. If I dated someone now I'd just be stringing them along and I don't want to do that. How do I stop caring about him and start caring about other people again?

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Me too. Longer in fact.

I have my cock on my hand because I'm about to fap so I can stop caring how much time has passed since I had sex
what should I fap to

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Based. Effortless confidence is the name of the game anons, you don't need to have ticked some arbitrary pussy counter to get there.

This is now a pushup thread. Under 50=double it. Rollarino.

become my gf obviously

I've fasted myself because I know about food on a deeper level than carb bad. I wouldn't advise someone completely new to dieting and lifting to fast because what the fuck do they know; they're a novice, retard.
I guarantee that I'm 100% stronger than you and can actually help noobs. Fuck off retard.

>bf
Gayfags pls leave

>>still in love with my ex bf
Be gone, gay

Bless my roll, zyzz.

tits

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25 and a virgin, kinda just gave up since I don't want to take care of myself. Escorts are really expensive for one but. Video games are a great distraction from reality so how about we keep away from 3dpd

just go full independent for a while.
Start asking youself "what do I want to do?"
now that you dont have someone else tying you down, 100% of your free time is yours.

I’m close to being a 30 year old wizard.
Sucked gay friend’s cock on multiple occasions, done cum in mouth once, that shit was rancid.
Had a gf before I was double digits which doesn’t count but saw her fanny, stupidly dumped her been NEET loser since.
Had friends who were girls but never tried anything as I’m pathetic.
Now I just don’t think about sex, arseholes and fannies don’t appeal to me and I don’t want to be a fag.

He's right. Some of us just never had the potential to begin with.

She's fat. Don't fall for that perspective focal point.

I would say take the 2D pill but once you've tasted a relationship your body is going to want another one fast because it can't function properly without another human being being close to you. You'll never enjoy being alone again and will probably settle down with some dude you don't even like to not be alone.

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talk about this to some friend, accept that you're still missing him
go to a therapist if you can and never lie
the only way to go over this is to know that it ended and you will feel someething wonderful for another person again

this happened to me as well and I only got over it talking about my feelings, and meeting other people

you can do it user, best wishes to you

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I fucking hate tictok

>20 years without sex
>Could've fucked multiple women but never took any of them up on it
Don't get me wrong, I regret not fucking a few of them but overall I don't feel like I'm missing out on too much.

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Still has fat tits
If you hate that webm ur a faggot

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Start writing until your brain figures things out? That's how I escape desperation.

2 years for me

Same. Just one more year until wizardhood, we're gonna make it bro.

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Fasting without lifting leads to your body to literally gobbling up your muscles to sustain itself.
You sacrifice your ability to burn calories. That is counterproductive as fuck. Your body needs an incentive to keep its muscles. If they aren't used, they aren't needed.

hottest woman i've ever met

Nigga you've already sucked a dick, you're gay as fuck. LOOOOL this nigga had dick in his mouth before he got his dick in a pussy

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Life was never fair.
On the bright side us genetic dead ends will never have to worry about other people's whims and desires.

I hate fat people. Genuine hatred. They're subhuman parasites who don't deserve respect because they obviously don't respect themselves.

hold up...

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Terrible. Basically doesn't even count as you can't feel anything and probably won't cum.

Same. Friends would constantly tell me so and so likes you and try to get me to talk to them but I’d never want to because they were pretty ugly (not that I’m anything special). The end result is that everyone ended up thinking I was gay when really I just didn’t like ugly chicks.

My boyfriend used to be as sexually activated as a bunny, then I tore a nerve in my hip and he wants nothing to do with me

>not lifting while fasting
Yeah you really don't know what you're talking about LMFAO do not opine on this topic again you weak faggot.

fucking casual

You keep talking like that and imma suck yo dick faggot

I don't care about women but the lack of a passion is killing me. I don't do anything and don't have anything I want to do. I eat healthy and exercise with a good sleep pattern just because but it doesn't do anything one way or the other. Any advice?

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uh
what

...

Games aren't a waste you can learn alot from there stories and lessons. I learned how to read from paper Mario.

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sounds like he doesnt want to hurt you retard.

hardest working guy at our warehouse is an obese fuck and i always feel sorry for him because if he was that active at home and put in at least a 1/10th of the effort he puts into shit labor he'd be chiseled like a god

>ya'll
Fuck off, tranny

learn to draw/code and make game

Welcome to the rest of your life. There is nothing else to do.

>Yea Forums - Sex & Relationships

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Not him but I knew people having sex in middle school twenty years ago. I imagine zoomers are starting even younger these days.

I mean the issue is self improving and finding something you care about is really just the same thing. People who want to self improve realize they are feeling depressed because they missed something to drive them and really they're just trying to find that. Its not so much they're trying to fit in, its that they're trying to find something that excites them that they can work towards which is what everyone wants.

Get a new hobby.
Try drawing or something. Anything.

I can still enjoy handjobs and blowjobs. I've been involuntary celibate for months.

How did all of your ancestors who share your generics have the potential to reproduce then?

>Yea Forums - Anything But Vidya
Been this way for eleven years.

I can already program but don't enjoy it and tried learning to draw and didn't like it. There's just nothing to sticks out to me.

The tits are nice but it's still some retarded teenage girl yapping on about some retarded ass shit
I don't even need to hear the audio to know she's fucking insufferable

True. It's not all bad, and after the shit I've seen on Twitter, I'm relieved.

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I literally cannot even comprehend being in a relationship with another human being at this point. I'll just stick to fapping to 2D and playing vidya.

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Catholic pressure. People weren't picky back then and just married the first person they could. They stayed together out of catholic guilt.