He doesn't rent an E-girl to play vidya with

>he doesn't rent an E-girl to play vidya with

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the absolute state of gamers

this can't be fucking real

E-GIRL RIGHTS

>Hey! Want to play some Dota?? $50 I'll play Dota with you like you've never seen!

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Can I apply?

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>e-girl (male)

Looks like it.

It's probably not a real site, but girls selling their company for vidya is a real thing at Fiverr.
Pic related are some of the girls that turn up when searching "play league of legends with you".

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Oh, it's real user-kun, and it is only going to get worse from here on out

Same for Overwatch.

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Can I yell and call her a bitch when she's playing terribly?

link to website need it for a friend

Coom? Can I coom?
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I-IM GONNA COOOM!
FIRIN' MAH COOM LAZAH!

Yes Lord Frieza

newfags don't know about gamecrush

You've already paid them so they probably won't mind.

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tell your friend to buy a hooker instead

>I play you to gold
Imagine not being able to reach gold elo, fucking ultrakek

Imagine getting reported and banned by your rented E-girl because you yelled at her for sucking at overcrotch.

I honestly could not do that even if I was a pretty girl, I'd be far too conscious and worried of stalkers and creeps.

it's so tiring and depressing.

irony and jokes apart i genuinely feel bad for someone who would hire those low effort prostitutes

i cope well with loneliness and depression but i know some people dont, and i feel bad for them

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women were a mistake