I hate this scene so fucking much.
>humanity is in near extinction
>nah fuck guys lets just clop our pussies
I hate this scene so fucking much
Other urls found in this thread:
>1578406109379m.jpg
>No you can't just pick who you want to be with and who you're attracted to you have to procreate
God /pol/ is so fucking stupid
Yeah and bring more infected babies onto the planet? Stupid /pol/ cunt.
>i dont know how sexuality works
its always these types that make these shit threads
Ever went through your thick skull that maybe that's the point?
What is clopping pussies?
Humanity can't be saved. Everyone is just living out the remaining days, until death, swiftly takes them.
Your fault for caring about a bad story from a buggy game.
When you play the original TloU(not that trash dlc that Bruce Straley had nothing to do with) there's no hint of Ellie being gay. Not the slightest.
>Niel Cuckmann suddenly becomes CREATIVE DIRECTOR of ND
>Dude lol let's get some brownie points and maker her gay
It was poorly done. Nu ND without Bruce will drive itself into the ground.
>The Last of Us is almost 10 years old
This
>make a father saves daughter western-esque story where they try to save the world but realize it's a farce with a 1% chance of working so they escape to live their lives and presumably preserve her extremely valuable immune genes
>sequel and DLC is suddenly a gay rom com
there was no hint of her being straight either you fag
Straight is the default, most people are straight, if you act normally you're problably straigt
Wouldn’t a baby be born infected if you had people reproducing?
I know in a deleted scene in 28 days they mentioned if the people who were in that infected town started having babies they be born sick and transform immediately due to a non fully developed immune system.
God I love laughing at you seething Christian/Alt Right faggot lords.
God's not real and your priests rape children, make believe friend-haver.
thats not how real life works at all retard
i want to know this as well
what is pussy clopping and how do you do that? post some pics for explanation.
>humanity going extinct isn't a problem, gay rights!
>o-only /pol/ thinks this is dumb!
Why the fuck should anyone put muh human race before their own wants and needs? Are you literally autistic?
It seems kind of apocalypse scenario where Earth is beyond repopulating anyways.
It's how real life works for 97% of the population.
If you becoming a faggot would be better for humanity, would you do it?
what im saying is you literally cant tell if a female is gay if you talk to her because she doesnt have a fem voice like gay dudes have retard
kill yourself
Yes it is, tranny.
Lots of room in the bog for you, faggot
Having the burden of a baby in a zombie apocalypse is a death sentence.
Biologically and statistically speaking, yes it is how real life works
Sure you can, they push their voice down like a retard and forget how to brush their hair.
I’ve met dykes that talk as manly as they can tho
Usually involving stoner or gymbro lingo
not all gay dudes have the annoying voice.. are you retarded?
just say you have no idea about real life issues
itll be easier than this amount of mental gymnastics
Exactly you brain dead SOI boy. But now they've choosin to highlight sexuality for the seque. The original was about a man seeking redemption and a young girl seeking salvation. They've turned the sequel nto a story about hatred, sexuality and gender-politics. It's fucking cringe on top of forcing a sequel to something that didn't need it.
>he has no gaydar whatsoever
Loving Every Laugh
Why do you speak such things when you don't even leave the house? Fuck off retard
>But now they've choosin to highlight sexuality for the seque.
oh no not the romancerino no you arent allowed to have romance nooooo
>thats not how real life works at all retard
Tell us how do it does work then hon
Not him, but I think it should’ve been a spin off with completely different characters
>man who never leaves house trying to explain how people work
Ok let’s say people started having babies, wouldn’t you be further putting yourself and the race at even further risk. All you’re really doing in the long run is making more bodies for the infected to get to.
Mothers and fathers will start doing stupid shit to try and save their kids if a drastic situation happens.
East v west gaming
Humanity deserves to die off
Just give them government issued parents who will raise the kid but won’t endanger themselves for the sake of the kid
Wonder if the real life Corona virus plague will weed out these degenerstes and finally create hard times. Faggot tranny lifestyle wont last long and it'll go back to normal people who have practical skills.
Both threads are shit, just like homosexuality
fucking this.
Yuri is sexy.
Representation is agenda driven horseshit.
See
>priests rape children
This 100% facts.
All -isms especially atheism is a fucking cancer upon this planet and its because of those anti-freedom niggers: the lunarians.
Please tell me the game bombed at least
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4channel are always willing to help you clear this problem right up.
You appear to have saved and reposted an image from your mobile device without checking for if it has been compressed or not. Whoops! Did you know, phoneposting measurably reduces the quality and fidelty of images circulated across the Internet? This is because opening large images on a phone redirects to a resized image that is capped at x1024 and converted to .jpg! If the user downloads these images without checking the url, they will be getting the converted image, not the original! Once these inferior images are reposted by the phoneposter, and saved by another, they lose their m.jpg tag, which is a primary indicator of their origin and the malicious act perpetrated by the phoneposter!
Phoneposting is already poor form due to its pernicious effect on the post quality and culture of this imageboard. If you must phonepost, please check your image urls before downloading them! If you see the "m", remove it and launch the page. If you get a 404, replace ".jpg" with ".png" instead. It's foolproof!
If that is too time consuming or tedious for you, may I recommend one of the great Yea Forums apps out there like Clover or Kuroba? They're free and very convenient to use.
Now, there's no need to thank me. I'm just doing my part in ensuring that the greater image pool on 4channel and the Internet is not being degraded!
even lesbos get more pussy than you guys
normal people
>lesbians are hot and it'd be interesting to explore a lesbian relation in a new environment
/pol/turds
>REEEEEEEEE I NEED TO MAKE EVERYTHING INTO A POLITICAL STATEMENT POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS HAI Yea Forums HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT POLITICS PLEASE DISCUSS POLITICS NOT VIDEO GAMES HERE'S MORE POLITICS
GODDAMN
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE
This
You are one of the main reasons to why this planet has gone to shit.
>game has lesbians
I feel nothing.
>game has cutscenes
THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE
>498028024
Holy fuck imagine being a tranny and letting /pol/ live in your head rent free that you type this out unironically lmao.
I've seen that scenario but with straight couples countless times
I hate Yea Forums so fucking much.
>the white race is near extinction
>nah fuck this lets just shitpost on Yea Forums
This. It's pretty useless to be angry at fictional lesbians when real life straight women are not procreating with anyone.
what do you expect from those degenerates? the game has the most vile stabbings and stuff too. theyre literal sadistic jews
How do straight couples clop pussies?
yeah except a straight couple would reproduce and actually be able to save humanity. these lesbos cant have kids and thus the one single person whos immune to the fungus zombie bullshit can never breed that immunity into humanities future.
shut the fuck up retard.
>MUH TRANNY BOOGEYMAN
rent free.
if it wasn't for procreation you wouldn't be here. Now let that sink in tranny.
>having like 3 kids would save a zombie ridden humanity where a virus is not an option anymore because of what happened in the 1st game
im sure buddy
Being gay is white culture I want the ESL third worlders to leave Yea Forums
>498028565
Unironically go dialate your open taint wound.
Let the bitches kiss, shit. It’s the end of the world and they’re trying to rebuild, it’s okay to pause to bump uglies every now and again, there’s gotta be some light in the darkness, you curmudgeon.
>the one single person whos immune to the fungus zombie bullshit can never breed that immunity into humanities future.
Didn't they say in TLOU that she wasn't the only one that's immune?
with an average word per minute typing speed it would take no more than 1 minute to make that post
>type up some text in microsoft word
>screencap it
>LOOK AT MY EVIDENCE
>Ellie is the only human capable of procreation
>muh persecution complex
faggots are learning from christians
I’m sure they’d be reasonable and allow some young bucks to put a few kids in them, they can have their privacy after they’ve contributed to the tribe.
I mean if we base everything we think off of our instincts then homosexuals are a failure and should either be pressured into breeding anyways, or culled. Homosexuals that stick to their preferences die out. So if a parent wants children that continue their genetic line it makes no sense to spend tremendous amounts of effort providing for and raising a homosexual child.
I can't really find fault in their reasoning either.
All I can say is that it's not such a bad thing to act contrary to your instincts. The mind is a powerful thing and with it you can overcome your own nature and start basing your values on well thought out principles rather than feeling and instinct.
If they made it obvious she was a lesbian since the first game people would still complain.
I mean in a post apoc situation you kinda gotta take one for the team.
based
This scene is awful because right before kissing they talk about how many people they've killed and how the jew nose smells like shit.
>The Last of Us
>"why don't they just make more people???"
i hate it too
>humanity near extinction
>women not in chains being traded by former mexican cartel lords
Will TLOU2 go down as the worst goty of all time
> SMB1
> TLoZ
> Metroid
> SMB3
> Tetris
> SMW
> LTTP
> SF2
> LA
> FF6
> CT
> SM64
> GE007
> OOT
> S.Calibur
> THPS2
> FFX
> Prime
> WW
> HL2
> RE4
> TP
> SMG
> SSBB
> UC2
> ME2
> Skyrim
> TWD
> TLOU
> SSB4
> TW3
> UC4
> BOTW
> GoW4
> RE2
> TLoU2
> BoTW2
> GTA VI
> Prime 4
>muh instincts
Even at an instinctual RULES OF NATURE mindset homosexuals are capable of helping forage, hunt, fight, build, tend to the wounded/sick, etc. In fact having homosexuals around who are willing to care for the tribe without directly competing for mates sounds like a genetic win/win for those willing to tolerate them.
>I mean if we base everything we think off of our instincts then Yea Forums posters are a failure and should either be pressured into becoming normies anyways, or culled. Yea Forums posters that stick to their preferences die out. So if a parent wants children that continue their genetic line it makes no sense to spend tremendous amounts of effort providing for and raising a Yea Forums posting child.
>I can't really find fault in their reasoning either.
>All I can say is that it's not such a bad thing to act contrary to your instincts. The mind is a powerful thing and with it you can overcome your own nature and start basing your values on well thought out principles rather than feeling and instinct.
GotY awards mean nothing. I mean look at the fact that the last of us won kt over GTA V but seven years later GTA V is ten times more relevant than it'll ever be
That makes sense for the community but not for the parent.
Sure if you have a population issue the circumstances change but that's not the point I was addressing.
>Forgetting that Ellie is immune to the virus and that the remaining humans should be trying to make babies with her since they may also end up immune
>muh trannies
Obsessed.
lol no you fucking don't. In fact, most of the time the apoc was because of other humans being retarded so why should you sacrifice your own happiness to help other worthless people survive? hose that will come have no value to me. To be selfish is to be good. The perverted virtues of parasites will always gather their hosts but it will not be me.
>this one survivor in an apocalyptic scenario immune to a virus that killed billions
Nah fuck that let her go make out with her teen gf
If the world is ending, I'm gonna cum as much as I can sorry OP
HL2 winning over San Andreas is a travesty, and i fucking hate GTA
lesbian character: *exists*
/pol/fag: NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN HOMOS NOT THE FLOOFIN FAGGOTS YOU'RE RUINING MUH DEEP VIDYA NOOOOOO
learning from jews*
Fuck humanity
>he thinks that just because the world ended, people will suddenly develop the sense to self-sacrifice for humanity as a whole instead of continuing to be selfish and tribal with only their immediate friends and family mattering
With world gone to hell and supplies limited, logic dictates that any type of sex that would result in knocking up a woman should be discouraged. Not only does it limit a working adult, add a zombie risk, but with limited hospital supplies and anti-virus supplies, the chances of death by child birth increases significantly.
And I'm assuming the condom factory, snip doctor, and other means aren't exactly common anymore...
She’s also the only one immune to the virus I would think they’d want to use her womb to pump out as many babies as possible
But would it be of any use if half of baby's DNA is infected anyways?
That’s not how mutations work kek
no, i like humanity
even you, user
She's the only known human with a natural immunity towards the virus and thus could potentially pass that immunity to her children.
>I mean if we base everything we think off of our instincts then jews are a failure and should either be pressured into execution anyways, or culled. Jews that stick to their preferences die out. So if a parent wants children that continue their genetic line it makes no sense to spend tremendous amounts of effort providing for and raising a jewish child.
>I can't really find fault in their reasoning either.
>All I can say is that it's not such a bad thing to act contrary to your instincts. The mind is a powerful thing and with it you can overcome your own nature and start basing your values on well thought out principles rather than feeling and instinct.
No.
This propaganda will only affect whites.
Blacks and Latinos will still pump out welfare babies and strong arm the goverment for gibs.
We need to encourage sex among whites and traditional values to ensure a better bloodline.
that's exactly how real life works, I can spot a fruitcake almost instantly, it's in the eyes and body language, maybe you're the fucking retard here?
>"Lets just clop our pussies"
oh im laffin
Can we all agree that Destroy all humans is the game of the year? And that screw those japanese developers who always has a bias towards humanity?
You don't have to be religious to recognize that faggots are disgusting
(You)
This is why I advocate for rape conversion therapy.
Interesting. What happens when a huge line of "gay" guys show up to your rape clinic asking to be raped by women?
I just wanna know if Ellie can make immune babies or not
>he thinks that just because the world ended, people will suddenly not become warlords who rape anything that moves
Have kids or get chained to a wall and have kids, the end. Make out with your girlfriend all you want, but you're both having kids
That's popular in South Africa. It doesn't seem to work.
>Reddit spacing
how many humans are even left? could a species bounce back, or is it like trying to preserve river dolphins?
are you suggesting /pol is the voice of reason in this ?
>they don't even play their own game
P O T T E R Y
>hey i actually don't give a shit about your lords
>then you must be a fedoran!
Go to the shadow realm delusional.
No worries, they'll fall to the cock sooner or later...
>ruining yurifags life by fucking them
Source?!
If I need to suck and clean a massive cock and then take it up the ass to save humanity, then yeah. I'd do it
[Nagare Ippon] Yuri Kan
IF somehow there would be a zombie/infection apocalypse you bet your ass i'll be tapping whatever i can find and also trapping a good looking zombie/infected girl, bind her and fuck her to oblivion.
I know i'll die, might as well do it with a smile on my face.
And the character looks like shit too
why cant the straight people just fuck more?
Cope. GOTY out in 88 days.
Ellie making a selfish decision doesn’t make the game worse, if anything it makes her character more interesting.
god i hate straightoids
seeing as theyre mostly pretty young, probably not, at least the housing market will open up when it erases the elderly
>western lesbians
yikes
>I hate this scene so fucking much.
>humanity is in near extinction
>nah fuck guys lets just clop our pussies
if it was the end of the world I'd totally bang my guy friend instead of pretend like I can do shit about my awful circumstance.
>NOOO YOUR WOMB NEEDS TO SAVE HUMANITY STOP BEING LESBIAN STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
you know how i know that you're an incel?
Being retarded is not a substitute for character
Being selfish is not the same thing as being retarded.
we prefer the term hettie, sweaty
Why aren't you gay user? Your life would be so much easier.
Based.
Cringe.
It’s true and you know it is. I hope developers put more homos and blacks in their games just to spite you
>cuts to black
come on now I wanna see clopping
Doesn't ellie exchanging bodily fluids with someone get them infected with zombie aids? She bit that one guy who tried to fuck/eat her because she knew it would get him infected
Hey, people have the right to choose.
In the case that being selfish causes you to make retarded decisions, then it may as well be
>wanting humanity to go on
Gross. Consider suicide.
She bit him so she can trick him into thinking he's infected, since he had no idea she was immune.
Hey, people have the right to choose. You wouldn't enjoy that the goverment took away your heterosexuality because of overpopulation and forced you to fuck guys
If she doesn’t give a fuck about humanity and saving it would cause her to be miserable then how is it a retarded decision?
ok lib
Fear not friend
You and me both. I like you user.
> why should you sacrifice your own happiness to help other worthless people survive
Trannies and discordfags will never know the answer to this question
>If she doesn’t give a fuck about humanity
She does. It's implied she would've given her life for the vaccine if she had the choice. But as far as she knows there's no hope for a cure, so why try?
GTAV is only relevant because it's a shitty online forevergame like world of warcraft now.
why is ellie so damned ugly in this ?
That was then and this is now. She was an easily influenced little girl back then and she’s obviously changed. Plus, it’s one thing to give your life to save people and it’s another to live a life you hate to save people. In many cases the former is much easier.
I'd put a bullet in the head of every homo I came across if it was a post-apocalyptic landscape like TLoU for the sake of my species.
When will we get wholesome gay men relations between teachers and Students greek/roman style. Reminder that women ruined the Roman empire.
based as fuck
Thanks Yea Forumsro.
both are the same shit, its not even parallel.
Is that was browsing /pol/ does to you? Thank god I never went there.
I have no interest in the game, but you mean to tell me that just because times are dire that you can't still find love?
Aren’t homos totally net neutral for humanity in a situation like that?
When food is scarce? No.
Not if they turn others into homos and consume the few resources left.
I just want post-apocolyptic yuri adventures, no hetoids allowed
Not giving a fuck about humanity is retarded, every creature is born with the instinctual need to continue its existence and any who don't die out from being defective
This is like saying a character is deep for making the selfish decision to not cancel a nuclear launch only they have control over because they're more interested in spending their time smelling their own farts
>applying a teleology to evolutionary drives
mega cringe, read more brainlet
what a retarded post
If she didn't doubt Joel then what reason would she have to doubt him now?
there's no reason why ellie should put aside her personnal happiness for the "greater good"
>Plant parasite zombies and massive rape gangs still running amok all over the place
OP you're a retard for thinking society is even in a position to begin repopulation.
Besides, there's probably enough overall population to steadily regrow without needing to resort to breeding rape gangs.
That's a real book. After the Ball, written by fagtivists in ~89. And very astute a marketer and psychologist duo.
fun fact, homosexuality is only considered evil and unclean because the bible was a tool written by lords to keep their serfs (slaves) producing children and increasing their profit. If their serfs were homos and not producing meat puppets it was a huge problem, so they forced marriages and made homosexuality a crime.
Western society is still totally controlled by Christianity even though everyone claims to be atheist these days.
Thanks user, I laughed for a full minute there, you have a real future ahead of you.
It’s not about doubting Joel, it’s about growing up and acquiring different priorities and goals. Not when I say growing up I don’t mean in the “she got BETTER goals” sense or anything like that, just in the literal sense.
Yep. And Joel did the exact same thing in tlou's ending.
But humans are able to see the destruction caused by humanity. Humans create irrational racism and enslave animals. Is it worth saving?
Yeah nah, none of this is relevant when resources and population are devastatingly low. If you aren't having kids you don't get to eat, and if you're gay and there's kids nearby you don't get to live anywhere nearby.
Why? Not like the usual suspects complained too much about the black bros.
>B-but you guys told me /pol/ was only white incels! >Why are there precious POC there??
If this isn’t bait why would you use those fucking examples on this website of all places. There are better examples to use in this context to serve your argument.
Yes.
humans aren't born with any biological imperative to breed. Many people are so fucking dumb they never would have considered having kids if they didn't know it was a thing.
none of those people are immune to the plant zombie fungus taking over their brains but ellie is.
Then what about all the straight men who aren’t reproducing? Do we kill them too? Pragmatically we only need a few in a group for reproduction purposes.
And people hate him for that. Ellie's just getting the same treatment.
wasn't selfishness at the center of the first game when the mc refused to sacrifice Ellie?
Why would they actively work against their own interests? I guess /pol/ really is retarded after all.
>gets raped
problem solved
>resources are low
>the solution is to have tons of kids that use up these resources even faster, thus dooming everyone more quickly
Introducing more humans at all is a terrible idea.
That’s totally fine but it should be targeting at them as characters and not at the game itself as a flaw. With Ellie there’s a lot of crossover in that regard because it’s about being gay.
>Then what about all the straight men who aren’t reproducing?
All straight men want to reproduce. If they physically can't, they better hope they already did / have a useful survival skill under their belt they can contribute.
Being a slave in medieval times might actually be worse than a post apocalypse because we have things like climate control and electricity that they didn't. The population was also lower.
both are equally shit
/pol/ and trump general are 2 different things.
I'm voting for Bernie when he runs against Trump. Triggered /pol/?
If she is literally the only one she might as well do whatever the fuck she wants because she isn't having enough kids to matter even if she has one every 9 months on the dot.
Why does it always turn into WHY ISN'T SHE FUCKING DUDES AND HAVING KIDS, surely there's some in vitro surrogate mother shit would work.
Don’t be dumb man. They have drives to fuck and have drives to raise the children that come about as a result of fucking. Having those drives or not isn’t the important part, the important question is whether they even matter.
No single person has the right to say that an entire species is not worth saving. If one being were given reins over the future of their species, or any species for that matter, it is their responsibility to prevent its destruction regardless of their moral opinion on the matter. Doing otherwise is assuming their own view outweighs the view of innocent beings only trying to prevent their own destruction simply because they fell into the circumstance of control over their population.
It’s not about what people want, it’s about the pragmatic benefit of humanity, right? In that case we don’t need as many men as we do women, so we can probably kill a few off.
She's a bit of a selfish character, so what? She's also not an adult yet. Let her find love now and worry about repopulation at a more appropriate age. I question if repopulation is even a smart idea in a world full of zombies at that. But this is all ridiculous fiction, who seriously gives a shit?
If this were true Africa wouldn't have a population problem, they would all just sit around and chew on rocks until they died
>In that case we don’t need as many men as we do women, so we can probably kill a few off.
And we'll start with the homosexual men, the elderly men, the impotent men, the skeletons, and the retards.
>Off-topic comment
You're on the wrong board user. No one from /pol/ is here. This is Yea Forums, video-games.
lmao are you seriously thinking fatass neckbeards like us wouldn't be first against the wall?
>humanity in near extinction
>spend the rest of your days purposely hunting down alt-right /pol/tards like faggot OP
>moral argumentum ad populum
>like us
Everything we as humans do we have to learn from some form of external simuli. We learn to walk from our parents and learn to speak and learn to read and write, but for some reason i guess we all have the natural ability to fuck? I doesn't add up. You learned sex from someone else, the idea didn't just come to you.
Humans are selfish. You'd have to be a mega autist to let go of your loved one for le greater good meme
Where did the first person learn it?
>t. has never won a fight in his life
This is clearly a /pol/ thread merely posted on Yea Forums
((()))
Gay people can't love user
Humans don't really care in most cases, we suck at being unbiased.
??? This is a video game thread friend. TLOU II is a video game :)
Fuck humanity dude, if a stupid fungus can kill us all then we dont deserve to be on this fucking planet
Lesbians don't have to let go as long as they still pump out kids and don't raise them.
>implying the fungus deserves anything
>implying anything “deserves” anything
Just a cheap way to sneak in an “undeserved” justification for your preferences
If you're posting on Yea Forums you're the type of fat worthless neckbeard I'm talking about. You may not be fat and neckbeard on the outside, but you're plenty fat and neckbeard on the inside
>assuming their own view outweighs the view of innocent beings
what if their view is that there are no innocent beings
inb4 some jolee bindo bullshit
Making out with your gay jew girlfriend and being breeding stock aren't mutually exclusive
successful parents teach their offspring because evolution demands that we reproduce endlessly for no reason other than as a means to itself. Who was the first, we don't know, but he's a real asshole and the world would have been better without him.
I'm gonna breed with a black woman just to spite /pol/ Wish me luck anons.
You're on the wrong board user. No one from /pol/ is here. This is Yea Forums, video-games.
I’m not asking who the first was, I’m asking how he knew how to have sex? Fuck it, why am I even arguing this with your retarded ass. It’s common knowledge that people have a natural drive to stick pepe in vaggoo, this is like a middle school argument. Just fucking google it dude. You’re right that our behaviors are learned externally but many of our impulses are not and this is one of them.
>Thinking yuri trash is any better
Fuck off, lesbians are gross in any artstyle you filthy weeb
Then they would have to admit that they themselves aren't innocent
Imagine being this asshurt fictional girls won't suck your dick. If they were straight they wouldn't either nigga
And?
>it is their responsibility to prevent its destruction regardless of their moral opinion on the matter.
And what if they decide to press the button that nukes us all? What makes them care about what the general populace wants if they are a psychopath?What are we gonna do, hunt them down and kill them?
Imagine wanting to rather watch two girls kiss and hold each other instead of imagining yourself doing the hugging and kissing. Self insert chads are winning here you literal cuck
imagine being so backwards that you're homophobic in fucking 2020 jesus christ get a life you guys
>posts on Yea Forums
>on the video games board
It really doesn't work since /pol/ is all for /BLEACHED/ meme
>Projecting this hard
She's just a kid. Most don't know for sure what they are until they're older teens.
Aren't there already methods where you can get a woman pregnant without sex? The last thing that would get raided in a apocalypse is a sperm bank.
What you described is literally being a cuck.
Damn bro I hope they see this and let you have a threesome with them
>humanity is in near extinction
>nah fuck guys lets just clop our pussies
OP confirmed for being 12. If an impending apocalypse is not the best time to start clapping pussies, then when is?
They could've been saved but Joel was selfish.
The problem is that they are ugly as hell.
Ellie knew Joel was lying, she could still try to have her brain sliced up for the cure after getting her snatch licked.
You can spot a fruitcake but not a gay man that's more masculine than you are.
Yeah because in an apocalypse you have time for:
>Maintaining sperm backs with shit loads of energy and resources.
.Using what remaining doctors to do IVF and shit on dykes.
Quotes like this are why homos are hated, you're all selfish fucks.
K I N O
I
N
O
Reminder that he's just a fragment of her imagination.
Not wanting to have kids is not selfish in 2020. In TLoU it might be, especially in Ellie’s situation, but it certainly isn’t right now.
t.trend humping fag
And somehow I don't have the initiative to help drowning migrants from the mediterranean sea. On the contrary I would fund for more sea mines.
>as long as i can tug my stick it's good
humanity isn't worth saving now or in the event of any apocalypse.
Yuri Yuri is sexy.
Yuri IRL is butch lesbos larping as John Wayne and overcompensating with theatrics.
I don’t disagree but I prefer to argue within the context of my opponent’s moral axioms if possible.
Wasn’t Druckmann the creative director of TLOU? IIRC he had explicitly said that his goal was to desexualize Ellie, as to not distract from the story. She was a literal blank slate in terms of her sexuality.
The DLC had a kiss. And I don’t think the world of TLOU works the same as our reality, since everything in TLOU is fight or flight, and fleeting. An impulsive kiss within that world, given the context, is nothing compared to the daily murder and shit like that. But it served as a glimpse into humanity; not much different from the giraffes, or other forms of respite found throughout the game.
So to say “I hate this scene” (which isn’t even given full context yet) seems a little dumb. It’s not like every human is trying to “save the world” from extinction, they’re trying to save whatever they cherish around them. It just goes to show that even when a horde of not-zombies could potentially party crash, people still choose to take risks. At least that’s how I see it
Pic related, these women are sexualized
>procreating when resources are limited and every able bodied allied adult is needed for day to day survival
Yeah, it makes total sense to take about half of workers out of commission while they're consuming even more resources than usual in a post-apoc situation.
you sound like some edgy faggot kid that worships whatever the tv tells you something as long it props up your ego huh? You are basically regurgitating everything they say to a t. Down to the same buzzwords.
Humanity isn't going extinct. Video games aren't real. This is a work of fiction. You're taking it too literally like a candy ass reverse-snow flake and everyone who isn't disregarding you is laughing at you.
Imagine hating social justice but every chance you get, you practice social justice in vitriolic protest against everything that offends you.
this
>Bro just let yourself get raped you are so selifish!
Imagine actually believing this. Why the fuck should I care about humans that don't even exist yet?
>Not wanting to have kids is not selfish in 2020.
Yes it is, in the west at least. The world is shitty because not enough good people are having kids. If you bring up overpopulation that's Africa & Asia's problem.
lol
>muh "NOOOOO!" strawman
Oh look another retarded subhuman that can only copy/paste
>Anti-SJWs are actually just social justice warriors for their own definition of social justice
Who would have thought?
Well, it's just my preference user. One of the reasons I like doujins where lesbians get the d.
Sounds alot like real life. Why does OP work a meaningless job and pursue meaningless relationships when his meaningless life will inevitably end. And the planet continues to bleed to death while parasites continue to desecrate its body
>Humanity isn't going extinct
Whites are. Because we were too soft to nip this shit in the bud.
based
Oh boy, it's another white subhuman seethe thread.
>Women
>Doing useful work
They don't need admin assistants in a post apocalyptic world. Most importantly without children there is no point to doing anything.
Then it doesn't matter what they do, they've admitted that they aren't innocent and so any action they take they do so as just another guilty party
Druckkmann was always the writer and director you dumb retard.
>Yuri IRL
2D is Yuri
3D is dykeshit
Learn the difference.
>we
they are anti-life and anti-human, it's in all of their rhetoric and corporate slogans.
Not for lack of them being human, but for lack of you prescribing them with humanity
Who assigns guilt and innocence?
>virus
Not him but I thought this game was about mushroom parasites
Is that a different game?
False equivalence poofter
In this context, the person themselves
If they proclaim humanity as a whole being guilty then they admit to themselves being guilty
you didnt ask but i for one like half life 2 more. dont really see what people find so fun about san andreas. ive played 11 hours so far and its just not that great, 80 percent of its driving, 10 percent are boring minigames and the last 10 percent are cutscenes. at least half life 2 had good combat
>i have to imagine an ideal end of the world scenario where i get pussy and feel like i have worth in the world
When whites are gone who will feed you?
No one has a responsibility to humans who do not exist, apocalypse or not. If someone does not want to have kids that is their choice, better than bringing a kid into a shit life in a zombie fucking apocalypse.
>M-muh white genocide.
Just because YOU can't get a white woman to fuck you doesn't mean the rest of us are like you.
What if they think they’re innocent and everyone else is guilty?
>muh "No-U"
It's like this is the only way you can get off huh?
>no argument.
k
based
reminder that neil cuckmann intentionally put more “politically correct” culture in tlou2 essentially to spite people from initial lesbian scenes
>taking shitposts this seriously
You're just as much a snowflake if not more of one.
They're both 2D in this case.
Technically, other races would be as well, unless if you only see race as "white" and "not white"
Neck yourself tranny. You should find out how death works moron.
literally existence of gays is enough to trigger Yea Forums so often they make the same exact post every week?
I literally don't understand, is this ironic? Yea Forums didn't give a fuck about fags ten years ago.
You are a virgin. I've had sex on a fuckin funeral. People have sex at any given time. Them fucking lesbos are not doing anything out of the ordinary,.
All hands will be needed in a post apoc situation.
What you're thinking of is a post-apoc society. Even building up to even Mad Max levels would take time, time where everyone will be necessary to rebuild. Yes, including those who weren't blessed with a Y chromosome.
You want children? Have enough of a safe territory to protect them, until then you're only slowing down how long it takes to rebuild and killing the kids you cannot protect or feed.
If you want to be a selfish fuck then you shouldn't reap the benefits of those who are not.
What if it's a 3D model
Fags were not a problem 10 (well 12) years ago.
Must be taken on a case by case basis.
>3D models are IRL
Follow the conversation, dumdum.
Im selfish for not bringing people into living hell?
Because nobody took them seriously ten years ago, now you're demanded to or else you lose your job. Pushback was inevitable even if it's limited to impotent whining on anonymous imageboards.
>Poe's Law.
While you're drinking that piss, let me know if there's an aftertaste.
dude we get it, the tv/social media is your god. It tells you that you're an intellectual if you follow whatever it says and you go fourth to preach it as some trend humping crusader for it. We encounter countless number of you guys preaching and saying the same things every freaking day no matter if it's a political board or not. There is no signs of any individuality among you. We are sick of hearing your egotistical dribble that you claim it's your own because we get the same speech/buzzword insults from the other "special" cultists like yourself. We get it, you have to do this 24/7 because you're the "intellectual" that has to "enlighten" us. To the rest of humanity we just see some stereotypical neckbeard type that is being a huge cunt
Reasonable
Women are no suited for physical labor. Other than upper body strength men have significantly higher stamina, it's inefficient to put them to do.
>muh "no argument"
come up with your own words retard
>DUDE! It doesn't matter what you see in the world around you. Just believe my anecdotes and opinions instead.
k
>BAKE THE FUCKING CAKE BIGOT
>Wtf why does everyone hate us now?
It will always be hell if people don't have kids, both it that fictional world and the real one.
>Still no argument.
gg ez
>more "No-U"
by your logic I can follow you around with a megaphone and playback a 30 second loop of some buzzwords over and over and when you so much ask me to stop I can go "stop being so triggered, snowflake!"
but I like cake
get rid of most the zombies first, then have kids
good examples of including a gay character:
>subtle
>doesn’t make any quips about their sexuality
>never explicitly stated
>you would probably have no idea
bad examples of including a gay character:
>explicitly state they’re gay
>has some grand “love scene”
>if it wasn’t obvious enough from the first mention they’re gay, they include a second mention
>many quips about their sexuality
>borderline stereotyping homosexuality
Bill was a great example of a good gay character.
t. John Oliver fan
this
Wasn't that one of the spoilers?
>argues like a grade school kid
fags have been a problem all throughout human history lil zoom. Just because you aren't old enough to remember doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Race this gay that, just shut the fuck up already lmao who gives a flying fuck about who fucks who with whatever shade of skin. How can you be so fucking triggered from two vidya lesbis making out in a game you clearly won’t ever play?
They're lezzers, not sterile.
t. Sean Hannity fan.
Why would being gay stop her from getting pregnant? I have yet to see an actual answer to this that makes any amount of sense.
Get a turkey baster, knock her up with Chad's ball-juice, raise the kid with everyone who wants to be involved, what's the problem? If they're trying to rebuild society and civilization her scissor-buddy will be fine with it.
>joel is now a side kick character in a lesbian revenge story
this is the biggest middle finger to fans since trevor killing johnny in GTA V
Yes user, if the species is at stake you don't get to have freedoms. Women basically are going to be forced into becoming baby factories.
no re
They dont use buzzwords. Id no, and no im not underage, im 30 ;)
How to trigger /pol/ in one easy step
see
Why can't she be a lesbo and have a kid, I'm not seeing the problem. She can be a baby-factory and scissor at the same time.
>if the species is at stake you don't get to have freedoms
What if I shoot anyone who tries to tell me what to do?
I mean I liked bill but he called that guy his partner and we knew what he meant by that
And how is that any different than a straight man casually saying "something something my wife" in the same context
According to Druckmann, Ellie becomes the protagonist of the first game after Autumn chapter. Joel basically gets sidelined after then.
It's literally just gay people existing in a video game
fuck humanity
it's a video game
Yes, unironically bake the cake. Why are you a baker if you're not going to bake a cake? You're not fucking that other dude in his asshole, what the fuck do you care?
Would you also be okay with a baker refusing to bake a cake for a black couple because he doesn't like black people? Being gay or being black is not a choice, Christian religions tell us both are sub-human, same basic principle. Why is discrimination okay when applied to one group, but not another?
And?
>Would you also be okay with a baker refusing to bake a cake for a black couple because he doesn't like black people?
user you know what his answer to that will be
video games are not real life
gay people in a video game does not mean that society is collapsing, in the same way that a video game featuring psychopathic murderers does not mean that society is collapsing
>You're not fucking that other dude in his asshole, what the fuck do you care?
Because it's my store and I don't want to serve degenerates?
>B-But muh guberment said
Bootlicker.
yuck not even cute! full blown dykes! gross!
Who the fuck said society was collapsing?
This board used to be edgy for the sake of lulz
Now it's unironically like visiting my boomer divorced uncle ranting about the blacks and the gays
I'm not sure if it's Gamergate or 2016 or whatever but holy fuck this is trash
Oh, I know, that's the point. He's just literally a bigot if that's his answer.
Its weird, people are less afraid to express blatantly bigoted opinions, but when confronted with the label they retreat and act indignant and pretend they're not bigots, as if the word no longer means what it means.
Anyone who purchases a cake is a degenerate, though. There's no nutritional value to it, and it's actively unhealthy. It's a waste of money and detrimental to your health.
>People can't grow up
Why the fuck does anyone care about these shitty blockbusters made by a company who USED to make actual games?
Tell him gays aren't the problem, homosexuality has existed forever even in successful empires. Jews are.
Based centristchad cope tryhard liberals.
Jak and Daxter is the last game ND ever made.
>I'm a bigot
see
Just own it, shit. You're like 75% there, just take it home already.
Apparently not, I think that was the point
>No single person has the right to say that an entire species is not worth saving.
Ticks are not worth saving.
the median age on Yea Forums is somewhere in the 22 to 30 range so it makes sense.
Eating a sugary treat =/= sticking your dick in another man's ass and molesting people
Mmm, I disagree. It's wasteful and harmful, ergo it is degenerate.
I'm not denying being a bigot you absolute fruitcake
>Because it's my store and I don't want to serve degenerates?
So if/when you're forced to close your business because people in their town don't want your business there, and petition for your removal, you're okay with that, right? After all, its their community and they don't want you in it.
Why do any of you give a shit, the first game was utter trash and this one looks to be more of the same tired bullshit.
Read a fucking book if you want a "good" story you mongoloids.
Protip: stop bumping shit threads. Report and/or hide them instead.
Again your scope is limited.
You don't need a ton of upper body strength to gather kindling necessary for a fire. You don't need a ton of strength to keep watch for predators or thieves. Not a ton of stamina is necessary for gathering wild fruits and veggies.
There are many necessary things that need doing when trying to rebuild from nothing that don't necessarily need the strength and stamina of a male.
Even in a developing society women work. You think peasant women didn't do any work besides shitting out kids and breastfeeding?
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE GAY AND EAT MY CAKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BEING GAY ON SCREEN
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY IT OFF SCREEN
>NOOOO I NEED CONSTANT FORESHADOWING OR I'S F-FORCED
...
I wouldn't open my store in a community filled with such soiboys in the first place.
TLoU was overrated and TLoU2 is shaping up to not be as interesting as the first was.
the gameplay looks good though. A real progression of the RE4 formula instead of the fuck regression that was RE2make and now RE3make.
So you'd just be homeless?
>tard is in denial because he only sees what he wants to see
xddd
His picture never said anything about society fucking collapsing you illiterate
Alright retard, let me explain something.
Going LMAO, MAUVE ISN'T EVEN REAL IT'S JUST YOUR EYES when someone goes 'Fuck, why is this room so painfully, neon Mauve' is a cunt-head thing to do.
The story is framed in such a way that within the story humanity is dying, we, as an audience, expect the characters to act as if this is true. We expect them to be consistent with the world they're in.
If they are not then it breaks what is known to those of us that don't subsist on cum and paste as verisimilitude.
And you're a literal brainlet for forcing me to explain this to you.
>I'd just go be a bigot somewhere else!
So, Arkansas or Alabama?
lmao have fun
Yuropoor's law strikes again. Why are they so obsessed?
>generic over the shoulder 3rd person shooter with cover mechanics and a "deep" story
Keep telling yourself that.
>cannot infer or extrapolate further meaning from given information
>/pol/ is so retarded they think gays can't procreate. They seriously can't figure out how such a thing might be possible and has been done repeatedly in real life and could be accomplished for cheap with a turkey baster.
don't tell me you genuinely believe every human in the world of tlou is gay
>Wanna clop pussies, goyim?
>not wanting humanity to go extinct
pleb
wtf I love the south now?
thanks for filtering yourself, more game for me then.
Both correct tweets, artists aren't allowed to make the games they want with non whites unless it please /pol/'s cocks.
>eliminating an entire line of Jews by denying a birth from a jewess
Was Naughty Dog based all along?
Lesbian here.
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.
Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
haha imagine if she was just going through a phase and she later developed into a responsible mother. wouldn't that be great?
I'm thoroughly convinced these threads are now made by false-flagging redditors, resetera, and discord users trying to stir shit up hoping their members will drown out the people unrionically agreeing with the false-flag.
Don't you fucking see why we all here in the first place? Just to fucking with ourselves for a retarded decision.
You know why this series has gone to shit? Because the author is brainwashed by no other than the moonniggers or just avians.
The lunarians and celestials are the cause of autism and corruption on this planet.
They fucked good franchises like Sonic and Fate because they are impure and deny's their culture and teaching.
The lunarians brainwashed and onwed Beijin and soon all of China, with exception of Hong Kong, Taiwan and Vietnam.
While celestials brainwashed and onwed almost all of America, they also ruined Europe's golden ages just to btfo viking, romiggers and pagan in general.
They the ones who started racism, feminism, sjws, purists and incel crisis, it still encourages on this day.
They eradicate all being if they don't align with their blood.
These two has the same goal but different method, the celestials are slowly taking over the world by brainwashing to convine them that the Demiurge and them are /ourguy/s, the demons realised their plans so it make sense why they got btfo to hell/makai, its because they the one who stops their sick conquest.
The lunarians are taking over the world by mindfuckery instead of brainwashing, after we all gone insane, they prepare to "purify" the whole globe aka genocide of all kind on earth, they also make us slaves if they please.
A human called Jesus, the savior who saved the world from Yabbadaoth's fuckery.
Then a human called Armstromg, the astronaut who saved the world from Tsukiyomi's autism.
Both are the heroes of this planet, but unfortunally, both are dead.
Now its our turn to defeat these fuckers to teach them a fucking lesson.
>game written by disgusting, broken humans who see no value in reproduction fail to take into account the simple fact that a species on the brink of extinction should probably try breeding, especially if they have some sort of gene that makes them immune to a deadly virus
this thread has high levels of shit posting
>(with our superior earnings)
poor bait
>The story is framed in such a way that within the story humanity is dying, we, as an audience, expect the characters to act as if this is true. We expect them to be consistent with the world they're in.
and Ellie is a character that pretty much everyone has taken advantage of, has lived among the worst of humanity and was cucked out of actually doing something with her immunity.
Honestly if i was her i'd say "fuck that" and just fuck whoever made me hard.
It's like every person has to think the same, so apocalypse = we gotta procreate like rabbits
sauce on da pic and da pasta?
Who gives a shit about this when RE3 and FFVIIRE are around the corner ?
>The story is framed in such a way that within the story humanity is dying, we, as an audience, expect the characters to act as if this is true. We expect them to be consistent with the world they're in.
Not him, but how does being a lesbo in any way break this? If anything, expecting lesbians to not be lesbians and scissor one another in a sweaty pile even during the post-apocalypse is less convincing. People will always want to fuck one another, this is consistent human behavior across all settings and situations, real and fictional. So I expect a lesbian to want to fuck other women, even if she's in a fucking zombie-apocalypse. Human biology doesn't know that the world is ending or that it won't make more children, which they need to rebuild human society, it just tells her she wants to rub beans.
And see
AGAIN, what the fuck is stopping her from helping to rebuild by having a kid and also having a wife/girlfriend she has hot scissor-sessions with? I have yet to see a rational, logical reason why this couldn't happen or would somehow be detrimental to the rebuilding effort. I don't understand how forcing someone who is gay to not be in a romantic relationship with someone of the same sex in any way, shape or form helps rebuild society or why this particular detail is such a huge sticking point for some people. She can crap out kids and not be married to a man at the same time, I'm not seeing what the problem is.
Do people actually believe a woman would give a fuck about "saving the world" if it wasn't want they wanted? Women do not understand the concept of self sacrifice and will only do what is convenient for them lol.
Elli being a dyke is 100% what I would expect.
watch love live
We need to kill god because of this shit.
>jew nose
>jew ring
>lesbian teens yes yes!
oy vey!
imagine still buying/playing Western games.
Hey buddy, the JRPG thread is two blocks down.
Nuke americans, problem solved.
>when RE3 and the first 10% of FFVIIRE still priced at $60 are around the corner ?
ftfy
>why this particular detail is such a huge sticking point for some people
homophobes that don't want to admit it, so they try to rationalize it with "muh bad writing"
I rather have a JRPG thread about killing gods than a retarded /pol/roach whine over some video game.
The only way to save the world is to commit polymious relationships.
>lesbian NTR
okay this is interesting
I always just assume its conservatards that insist muh 1950's traditional family unit (but no coloreds lol) MUST thrive or the world is over and society cannot function or be rebuilt because degeneracy or something
>woman in the post apocalypse where humanity is dying off
>also happens to be immune to the mushroom kingdom virus thats killing everyone off
im-fucking-plying she wouldn't be tied down and used as breeding stock