Goldeneye is the most overrated game of all time. Prove me wrong.
First of all, Wolfenstein and DOOM popularized FPS far before this big hunk of fat shit and they play way better. If you play Goldeneye, you realize the controls, movement and aiming are garbage. It aged terribly. It got clunky and bulky and unwieldy over the years.
>Wolfenstein and DOOM
>they play way better
lol no, you cant even look up or down
>Prove me wrong.
The Last of Us exists.
Chad pierce knows what’s up.
Fuck off zoomer Goldeneye radicalised FPS and its influence is still everywhere today.
Oh yeah I forgot that's the James Bond that force fed his wife burgers.
Goldeneye was good for popularizing console splitscreen FPS. No it didn't do anything that new, but it was insane amounts of fun with a room full of friends, and that's what counts.
Also it's a game based on the Architect himself. It's as full of fun as his wife is full of burgers
DOOM literally has no value beyond being the game everybody pirated. This is why people have such high opinions of it, because everybody was playing it. It was the fucking Fortnite of that generation.
just say you want to chat about fat bitches op
praise the mighty architect
Post rl pigs
I for one appreciate that OP had the thought to make it actually about video games. That way it sneaks past the mods a lot easier.
Now playable fat chicks in video games when?
>it didn't do anything that new
The game is coded so that when you fire a bullet in Golden Eye and will generate a 'sound' parameter around you. Fire several shots in succession and this parameter grows exponentially.
Any enemy standing within this sound barrier will be immediately altered to your position.
Every single FPS for the past 20 years has used this simple revolutionary idea.
And then there's the optional mission objective based gameplay.
Nightfire > Goldeneye
>biking
ARCHITECT NO
best Bond game coming through
its just a setback user, he'll work twice as hard afterwards
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>It got clunky and bulky and unwieldy over the years.
Are we still talking about the game?
>tfw don't have a slampig as wife that i can titty and assfuck all night every day
i wanna kill myself bros
Don't worry user, you'll find your dream girl one day
If I can, anyone can
>It got clunky and bulky and unwieldy over the years
>Goldeneye is the most overrated game of all time
It’s not even in the top 5
Where's zelda
bond burger your ass
>It got clunky and bulky and unwieldy over the years.
But that's what any true architect is striving for...
Nothing could beat playing goldeneye at your local game store with 4 other people, complete mayhem with rockets that could hit things behind walls on other parts of the map.
Basically it contributed a lot to console fps, later on we had halo.
>Basically it contributed a lot to console fps
That's like praising Tiger Electronics as one of the best video game developers for "contributing a lot to wristwatch gaming"
Zelda is not as overrated as Metroid
Ask me how I know you're a zoomer
I'm going to be gone for a few hours and when I get back this thread better be as based as the Architect wills it
Metroid games struggle to break 2 million sales. Indie shit like Hollow Knight does better. If having a small but passionate fanbase makes a series more overrated than one that's the generic answer to "best games of all time" than fuck this gay earth.
Nightfire is just better goldeneye
she was perfect bros why did she over do it ;_;
Was Goldeneye the first split screen FPS?
>married her when she was hot and skinny
>as she got bigger he continued to love her more than ever
Think about it, his attraction to his wife grows as long as she does. He's enjoying marriage more as time goes on. How fucking based can one man be?
>overrated
Nah, anyone will still claim that it did not age that well in the gameplay, but it did have a huge role in console gaming and fps gameplay, plus it still has a shitload of features that are unique to this day, where only Perfect Dark and to some extent Timesplitters kept them. In those ways it's still ahead of a lot of current fps games
why do speedrunners love it?
Mister Brosnan is a smart man.
COMPLETELY BASED TASTE
>Goldeneye is the most overrated game of all time. Prove me wrong.
okay
half life 2 is the most overrated game of all time
you've now been proven wrong
DON’T LOVE ME QUIETLY
Took me a 2nd watch
>metroid
>not earthbound
>you're right,
the fps which has some semblance of real world locations and level design, logical objectives, location based damage and hit reactions is the one which aged poorly vs abstract maze hallway collect the keycard for 30th time and can't even aim fps's.
you can see on his face he is savoring that cake of hers
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DO IT WITH INTENSITY
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