Why do chads always pick Xbox?

Why do chads always pick Xbox?

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Because they're not gamers. Xbox is the choice of the casuals.

From the beginning it has been labeled the dudebro console and has established itself with games that fit that mindset. So by keeping their biggest franchises going they've kept the chads of the world coming back.

Not really. Casuals prefer single player movie games. Xbox has better multiplayer stuff. Unless you think anyone not on pc is a casual. OG xbox was literally for hardcore types.

he's a mutt

Because they're chads

U S A

Legalizing homosexuality was a mistake.

>Casuals prefer single player movie games

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>chad
>sucks muslim cock

fornite is the premier casual title of this generation, it was halo and cod last generation

You mean frats

>chads

It has so few games, leaves plenty of time to lift

Playstation was always the casuals choice. 360 took a chunk of them but they all went back to Playstation this gen. Dude bro is literally a meme.

lol based Ben still making Yea Forums seethe

God I want to eat his cum so bad

BFTO

>Xbox has better multiplayer stuff
Yeah like Halo, Halo, Halo, Gears, Gears, and Gears!

Yes all if which are Playstation top sellers.

What games he buying

Kevin, please leave

based

Holy shit Ben stop

Sadly yes, halo 5, gears 4, forza horizon 3 and 4 are better than any multiplayer console exclusive on PS4. I'd play those over any ps4 movie game too and I do as someone who owns all current gen consoles but no pc.

I bet he's buying shit for his sons, he didn't know what game to pick, so he picked every game.

Either that or he is coping his depresssion by gaming

how is it for casuals when the one with only multiplats is Xbox

he has the money to buy the whole store anyway

>playing exclusives means anything
I'd say the highest selling console by far has the most casuals. Sorry mate

bros imagine leaving Jennifer garner

t b h, ps became the normie platform.

Nice cope lmao

>"casuals buy xbox games"
>but casuals overwhelmingly play ps4
>"yes! sony wins again!!"

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seems like cope but ok

>washed out hacks pick Xbox
Why? Same with the Breaking Bad guy.

Dudebros never left Xbox but everyone else did.

>6'3" multimillionaire famous actor
>still got divorced

How do you win?

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You don’t. To be with a woman you literally have to say to yourself “ok, I’ll be a cuck from now on for this bitch because I really really want to be known as a guy that has a family by strangers I don’t really care about but will do what they expect of me because I am just that defeated in my life and have nothing else to aspire to”

by not getting married and fucking 20 yo sluts

The reactionaries lied to you, buddy. The meaning of life is the very opposite of getting married and reproducing.

Ok, so what movie games are on PS4 besides God of War? And explain to me how Halo 5 takes skill compared to its predecessors or games like CS or Siege. That's if you can actually find a match during peak hours. PC players will be able to play Infinite by the way.

She left him for being a raging alcoholic.

Just don't be a faggot, women don't care how you look as long as you're not a beta turbo queer. Actors are narcissists, narcissism is a feminine trait, most women aren't lesbians

oh did she, then good for her

That bitch is an uptight cunt, i can't imagine the daily bullshit of a high and mighty movie star. The little I've seen of her interviews make her seem like a bitch and her movies/shows suck so do his

because sony is for cucks who pay for censored baby games and tranny interactive stories

t. virgin who’s never had a gf

>husband has one drink
>punch myself in the eye
>HE HIT ME IN HIS DRUNKEN RAGE
>STRONG WOMYN LEFT RAGING ALCOHOLIC AFTER SEXIST BEATING

bros what wnet worng.........

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>women don't care how you look as long as you're not a beta turbo queer.
lmao

Well, I'd get a divorce too if I thought I had hitched Jessica Gamer only to squint my eyes and see GaRner on the marriage certificate.

>alcohol
>depression
>pills
>"chad"

Heh ...

She was good to him but he cheated on her all the time.

Don't get married or at least sign a prenup

shut the fuck up dweeb

shhh don’t tell the americans their lifestyle is pure cuckoldry. You don’t want to ruin the joke for the rest of us

What did he mean by this?

Lay off the /pol/, incel. She divorced him because he was a sex-addicted drunk that was fucking Russian whores behind her back.

see this

T. Beta who's never kept a woman. I married a 18yo virgin Irish girl lol

This. Women didn't give a single shit about me until I unfucked my weight and hair. It's 99% looks. You're not getting anywhere if they don't even give you a chance.

what a chad

If only there was a way to keep up with you when you get divorced or cucked

lol you can tell how cucked you are by how impressed at your own words you are

I'll have my descendents check up on your nonexistent offspring too

>That
>Chad

White people are fucking hilarious.
Fuck, thanks for making it so easy.

How fat and ugly is she

No one is impressed you sleep with roasties that hit on guys like me everywhere I go

Good thing I didn’t mention anything of that sort but you’re clearly seething about it