No melee, No crowbar. Well done Valve

No melee, No crowbar. Well done Valve

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It's VR you retard, every physics object is a melee weapon.

That's a lot of nerve, I cannot believe how people defend this

but we already killed combines. what about zombines? those are the real menace to the society

This looks so underwhelming it just might kill the entire Valve brand and Steam altogether out of embarrassment. If I was Valve I would cancel the release of this game and say it was an early April Fools joke.

You can melee with any physics object and your left hand. Why would Alyx have a crowbar?

don't act like you ever used the crowbar for anything other than breaking crates and bopping poison spiders.

the only reason Gordon can swing the crowbar like it's a cardboard tube is because the suit. alyx could never do that

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I hope Valve finally goes bankrupt.

have you ever picked up a real crowbar? they're heavy as fuck.

This. I have physical copy of my games or DRM-free.

Absolutely zero chance this comes close to the quality of the early House of the Dead games.

The suit just protects him from hazardous environments and general damage, it's not power armour

>VR game is just a glorified railshooter/lightgun game


Wow, imagine my surprise

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>no crowbar
NO NOT THE METAL LEVERAGE BOI!!! NOT THE HARD LEVER ARM-ARINO!!!!! WHY WOULD THEY CUT THE PUSH AND LIFTER!! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT... NO LONG METAL PUPPERHOLE REMOOVER = NO BUY

based.
double based.

>no crowbar
>teleportation
>barnacle don't lift you
>autistic retarded shit in general
This is easily the worst game of the decade.

good luck arguing with people coping with the fact they wasted $1k for this pos

What??! you're telling me the 5000th FPS VR game is just a stupid unfun gimmick? How could we have ever seen this coming?

Wouldn't everyone just move over to a different storefront instead of going back to physical?

I'm going to use a headcrab as a flail then

I imagine it at least has some lift assistance that allows him to pick up big metal drums, large wooden crates, and crowbars like they're made of paper

Why would anyone be surprised by this? Why is House of The Dead suddenly the ur railshooter game? This is so fucking dumb.

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who's the faggot that keeps making these threads

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You can change how you move.

IT'S CANON

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gabe

As a big HotD fan, not it's not. Not even remotely close to one, wtf.

Also this.

This game was already done better over a decade ago.

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it is actually
it assists his sprinting and strength
alyx and breen can barely lift the gravity gun and gordon can throw a bath tub no problem

You don't get the crowbar until the late-game twist where you switch perspectives to Gordon

wait are you telling me half life now has good gameplay, gonna buy the damn vr machine now.

it's obvious you never fucking played the games

>fps game is just a doom clone
wooooow

Crowbar is Gordon's symbol faggot. Glad they don't have it

>Lightgun games are reborn via VR
activate it

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why do you copy comments from reddit you worthless brain damaged retard?
it's a troll you retards

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>Gordon has crowbar
>Shepard has wrench/knife
>Alyx has machine pistol

Crowbar is Gordons thing, play the Half Life expansions.

Surprisingly, the fucking Walking Dead game seems to be the only one that has managed to play like a game and not a gimmick based soley on being in VR, this shit so far looks like just another physics VR game and not a fucking game with gameplay and mechanics other than the fact that it is physics in VR, like 99% of VR games to date. Play Boneworks, it plays like the same fucking game stacking objects and throwing things as the core gameplay of just walking through linear levels.

KGB handbook suggested women agents stick with guns, and never engage close quarters with any male, as even an untrained male could overpower them.
So it makes sense for Alyx to stick with guns only.

Not all crowbars are made equal.

>it's a troll you retards
good point, I will cease feeding it

Alyx has a fully modelled vagina.

no one cares you worthless brain damaged retard
why do you copy comments from reddit you worthless brain damaged retard?
it's a troll you retards

Honestly I’m actual mad because valve was literally mocking us for being brain dead.

With all the videos they where like

>look monkey! We have physics SEE I move the headcrab, I put on funny hat.

It was so obvious that they tried to show you how cool their “engine” was rather than show a living breathing world.

At least with saints and sinners they tried to show it as a game rather “cool VR tech demo”.

no one cares you worthless brain damaged retard
why do you copy comments from reddit you worthless brain damaged retard?

Wow, I guess there no reason to make any new games at all.

I wish Youtube had a function to block entire channels.

no one cares

WTF NO CROWBAR?

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It does.

Please keep posting about how much you don't care.

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And all that is thrown out the window when Alyx kung fu takedowns an entire squad of combine soldiers in the first game

no one cares retard

you said worthless brain damaged retard twice

There are tons of physics objects in the lockers.

no one cares retard

DIOS MIO, FREEMAN, WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?

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why do you copy comments from reddit you worthless brain damaged retard?

Like?

We're meeting G ohvah theeerre

no one cares retard