Games where you can use virus as weapons?

>posting cartoons is "culture"
fucking kill yourself

Epic Battle Fantasy 5 has a rare Virus status effect that works like poison but randomly spreads per turn to allies and enemies.

You can utilize it, get over 100% bio resistance to be healed by the virus while your enemies suffer.

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the only comical part of this gay meme is the double joke of corn-chan having winnie the pooh's color scheme and some of the art fails to do that
it just feels like a really lazy copy of ebola-chan, although feeling like a cheap knockoff is kind of appropriate for a chinese disease

me and my deenz are safe inside

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The irony of this point is apaling, I wonder if he even notices the shitpost himself.

Overlord 1, you get to destroy an entire kingdom with a plague.

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not everything needs to be anime

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I like that even SJWs don't care about being racist or showing contempt towards asians.

What is a puritan PCview?

>not everything needs to be anime
objectively false

>thread's already full of seething /ic/fags

>WE

>people too new to remember ebola-chan

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mags needs to draw toriel again

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Wait what there's a fifth one

I though it was Shadman from the thumbnail.

Yes, it's on Steam.

>1 death from corona in us
>18000 flu deaths at minimum in us since october
lol

I don't even watch anime anymore. I've moved on to LNs and VNs.

Final fantasy unironically.
Since FF3 (japan) it's a high level black magic.

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based deenz poster

As bad as that art is, it's still not bad enough to be Shadman.

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Imagine being this wrong. If my lungs are going to be destroyed it's going to be by something turned into a cute anime girl.

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>actually believing the government
lol

>contained easily in africa, barely even able to kill a few thousand niggers
Ebola-chan was pretty small time compared to the damage Corona-chan is causing now.

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TOTAL NOTHINGBURGER BRO

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>continuous
>not counter-trap

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT’S SERIOUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY ALL THE MASKS AND GLOVES IVE BEEN STOCKPILING NOOOO

right out of a zombie flick

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What I do mind is the unfunny reddit jokes that come from it like " dont lewd the X" or "earth-chan is not flat hyuk hyuk" Just make pron of it and shut up.
With the rise of ironic weaboo funny men it's actually the opposite.

>Letting the kid touch him
>With his bare hands at that
Sheesh no wonder it's so bad

good lord i want to fuck those thighs

you are a fucking retard. turning things into an anime girl has been a staple since long before Yea Forums

Ebola is a much more serious disease than the Corona flu

Totally normal flu symptoms, they'll be ok after some chicken soup and water

Gijinka is older than this site and you.

Are these games any good? I've come across them a few times but never bothered to try one.

Do you actually expect proper healthcare from communist and third world countries?

s-sauce?

that just chinesers throwing a tantrum hoping for extra attention
its like when blacks pretend to be religious very loudly and publicly

ah yes, sourceless Yea Forums webms this surely proves everything

may i have some?

This video is fake btw, the guy with the twitches doesn't even have corona.

>Respiratory infections
>overpopulation
pick one

You do know you get a bunch of people together and be told to do this right?

>everyone lay down and start shaking and we will have someone to record this on a shitty phone to make it look believable

The artist's name is literally right there in the image, m8.

you know what? sure. there's deenz to go around

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Most people don't watch anime.

I looked him up and couldn’t find him :(((

I’d much rather be in Cuba than the USA if the virus goes big

I WANNA EAT CORONA-CHAN'S BIG FAT ASS.

>"I only have a 98% chance to live, and soon there'll only be 98% of us left" illness is more dangerous than ebola
That's a hell of a claim to make, user.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP IS BEING TOO CAREFREE ABOUT CORONAVIRUS PEOPLE ARE DYING
actually he's been on top of it since the beginning, banned key flights at key times and that's why we're okay compared to other countries
>NOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP IS BEING TO EFFECTIVE AGAINST CORONAVIRUS NOW HE'S GONNA SHOW OFF IN HIS RALLIES NOOIOOOOOOOO

>Kills boomers
>Bad thing
The only thing that it's done is causing Economic damage

Pretty darn good
you can try the full game for free on the Dev's Webpge and then decide if you want to buy it

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with the homeless shenanigans in CA im almost surprised a plague didnt start there

At first I was going to say "i dunno about LONG before" but then I realized that tony's imac girl was 1998 and 2channel was pushing it hard well before Yea Forums was a twinkle in mootykin's eye, and there was even earlier stuff before that if less well known, so yeah, you're right it's been forever. Long before leddit too. Faggot earlier in the thread probably wasn't alive when mecha musume kicked off though.

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>>NOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP IS BEING TO EFFECTIVE AGAINST CORONAVIRUS NOW HE'S GONNA SHOW OFF IN HIS RALLIES NOOIOOOOOOOO
nobody says this

>actually he's been on top of it since the beginning
No he hasn't, he's just been sobbing about the hit to the stock market and trying to cover up spending years nuking the CDC's budget. Administration has been in panic-chaos mode and denial from the start. Can't expects president babyhands to be able to get a grip on something serious though.

>Increasing evidence shows that coronavriruses are not always confined to the respiratory tract and that they may also invade the central nervous system inducing neurological diseases.

>In light of the high similarity between SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV2, it is quite likely that the potential neuroinvason of SARS-CoV-2 plays an important role in the acute respiratory failure of COVID-19 patients. According to the complaints of a survivor, the medical graduate student (24 years old) from Wuhan University, she must stay awake and breathe consciously and actively during the intensive care. She said that if she fell asleep, she might die because she lost her natural breath

>california is a major port state
>shit tons of overseas customs
next map you see with CV reports, cali is lit up
its already over there and while they are doing their best to contain it just fucking wait until it hits one of those homeless masses

christ that is scary as fuck
>most entitled hippy state
>CDC has limited power (for now)
>a state where the antivacs movement started and is the most strong
now introduce a highly contagious virus with spoiled brats who refuse containment

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>tfw have major pollen allergies and feel guilty every time i sneeze in public and everyone stares at me worse than usual
I SWEAR IM NOT SICK

No room for the deer fuckers?

>relatives living in LA
fuck

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This reminds me that japanese group sex in big center

>Those stories about 98tan or XPtan being left for newer updated versions.
Why do these make me sad.

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I'm sorry but there is no other way

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Gonna by interesting to see how it plays out in states with really high uninsured rates too. Red states have spent a decade working to reduce insurance coverage, now comes a test to see what the result is in a pandemic.

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>Family lives in AZ.
I swear to fucking God Cali best be a fucking quarantine zone.

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Yes

Ebola-chan only likes the big black cocks.

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Genuinely reasonable nostalgia I guess. Objectively they were full of problems and ME was a genuine piece of shit OS that everyone hated at the time, but those were also much simpler, more exciting, more optimistic times too for those of us living it.

Try and infect me, slut.

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>Tfw MAfag

>implying insurance companies will pay out in full or at all for CV related deaths
lol

The American healthcare system is so fucking stupid and inefficient and this virus is gonna finally drive that point home with hundreds of thousands dying and millions being infected.

Feeling sick goy? Oy Vey, you don't have the right for sick leave, better show up at 9 o clock sharp or else you're fired stupid goy!

>live like a hermit and am never sick anymore because of it
>got a itchy throat and a dry cough out of fucking nowhere

F

snibbet snab gonna lay you on a slab

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That's one hell of a potent nerve gas

>hope corona kills off all those stupid fucking republicans, serves them right
not gonna win any hearts and minds with that platform, bros

of course they fucking dont. this is just meant to be another /pol/ happening thread.

Haven't seen that one, thanks for making me laugh.

>0:08
>"dying people" getting up from the floor after a few seconds of dramatic convulsion
I heh'd.

maybe you have dust allergies

Of course of the world is mad at China, as always. Your jealousy fuels us.

China numbah 1.

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America is going to be a shitshow, with hundred of infected negroes roaming around sacking and assaulting the mutts and the trigger happy mutts shooting everybody in their sight.

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>G-GUYS I SWEAR IT'S SERIOUS THIS TIME PLEASE BELIEVE ME HERE LOOK AT THIS RANDOM WEBM

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M-M-MY CORONA

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sounds like a healthy cleanup to me

>family in the south aswell
God damnit these are some of the only people I care about
Should I suggest they evacuate now? I don’t want to look like a retard if it turns out to be nothingburger

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>/pol/ humanizes nonhuman things and dehumanizes humans
just delete the board

Well, when you vote for the party that promotes less and costlier healthcare don't act surprised when you have millions of people uninsured and millions more that can't afford treatment and are forced to go to work even when sick because they live paycheck to paycheck.

>no one pointing out the first video is a tiktok
maybe they are doing the harlem shake

>capitalism

I actually meant it unironically user, it genuinely is a big test. One of the strengths (and sometimes weaknesses) of the federal model with States in charge of wildly different population policies is precisely that we can experiment for real with what works and what doesn't and see it play out. Blue states might well turn out to be wrong, and spending tons of money on better coverage doesn't actually help. Conversely, Red states might turn out to be wrong and their big tax cuts and opposition to medicaid and so on may result in worse outcomes. There is lots and lots of hot air but we don't actually KNOW. Looks like this time we might be able to settle a lot of arguments right at a time when there is a big debate about the future of medical care in this country.

Plus your >implying this doesn't make any sense anyway, even in red states a lot of the poor will be democrats. And if the money saved on infrastructure and health care for tax breaks has gotten spent better by the private sector maybe the red states will actually end up better off.

chinks are not people

Wait, I thought the Earth was supposed to be flat. Why is she small? She should be flat.

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Kek

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>weeeeeeeell I'm not saying I want you to die, but let's just say if you do die I wouldn't be sad about it
not gonna win any hearts and minds with that platform, bro

>Boomer genocide in full effect
Thank you Corona-chan. Now is the time for Gen X to rule.

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i never got the harlem shake, they dont have earthquakes in newyork right?
is it more like a milkshake thing or what?

its a dancing meme where theres a song and when it says "do the harlem shake" everyone spazzes out and does something random. so maybe they are doing the harlem shake and are posting it on tiktok

Space Station 13. You can even create a virus which turns people into mangy catbeasts, which, depending on server culture, can send the crew into a murderous rage directed towards the victim.

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shieet bro

oh i get what the fad was i just dont get the naming convention
are people in harlem known for their violent seizures en mass?

proving my point isn't doing you any favors.

originated in harlem and shake because everyone shakes their body in the dance

Anna best girl and Lance did nothing wrong

It's all fucked and it deserves to be burned to the ground. Maybe once all the people who voted the GOP in office die off from this plague we can rebuild a better country.

I mean, it's what these boomers have been saying to us all along right? Fuck you, got mine.

Is this referring to that other pic of an elf saying have sex to a knight?

Nice, thanks for the chuckle

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sounds like pottery

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Hey guys! 82 for corona becoming a global catastrophe, and 45 for nothingburger!
Anything else and the poster below is a faggot

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>Supporting the Chestlet and the literal Nazi
>When there is a better smarter and cuter girl on the same party
Must be sad having shit taste

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>woman are shallow and only care about appearances
>weeb girl #285284 gets undeserved amount of attention because she is drawn sexy
you are all shallow retards

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Shut up faggot

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Except ebola isn't even half as infectious as corona you niggers. You don't show symptoms of corona until several days after it becomes infectious. At the best possible estimates millions of people are still going to die since the fucking thing is going to infect a major fraction of the world population. And that's assuming that it is a 3% lethality and not a 7-10% like some postulate.

ill consider chinks people when they learn basic human empathy like maybe caring that kids are getting run over in the street.

>Thank you Corona-chan. Now is the time for Gen X to rule.
There was some scifi story I read a few years back where alien attackers use bioweapons against earth derived from the alien's eugenics program and it kills off most of the elderly and sick before being contained, with the unfortunate-for-the-aliens result of leaving humanity really pissed off but actually economically stronger overall. If this thing really did affect mostly the old it'd result in a significant economic transfer in a hurry.

was this opinion formed from years of research or watching 10 webms on Yea Forums? I wonder...

>Kills boomers, chinks and niggers
Win-win. I'll take my 3% chance

doesn't that mean the disease is even milder? harder to contain, sure, but less dangerous than numbers will show

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>yes I want you to die, I'm in the right side of history by the way
not gonna win any hearts and minds with that platform, bros

>copying a baalbuddy pic
Seriously?

>/pol/ tries to make predictions
>999 users are wrong
>only one user is right
>prediction of single user happen
>all the faggots who were wrong and called that single user a schizo immediatly appropriate his prediction and pretend they knew all along
>/pol/ is always right!!!!1

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are you fucking kidding me?
what about board tans? fuck off back to reddddit, you arent conving anyone

Source?

It's mild to young and healthy people but the danger lies in its fast spread to old people, babies, and already sick people. So lets say you have it but have mild cold symptoms then spread it to an old person who takes it back to their nursing home. It's fucking over for them.
>fuck boomers
They're still human beings.

>not posting the crew

Choose 1

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>Boomers
>Humans

please tell me what i need to research to learn the context behind why the chinese don't care when children are murdered in broad daylight or why they eat random animal penises to cure their erectile dysfunction.

dishonored

Its almost like the more rural you live the more uneducated you are.

the first post attributed to that qanon shit is wrong and yet there's still so many people that believe it for some reason
/pol/ was a mistake

Stop I wasn't ready for these feels today

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also a friendly reminder that they thought ebola would wipe out the earth in like 2 months.
then there's that table that was predicting how many people would be infected/die of coronavirus every day for a few months, and everyone paraded it around until it was completely fucking wrong

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Anyone remember Shadow-chan?

>no argument
please tell me what i need to research to learn the context behind why the chinese don't care when children are murdered in broad daylight or why they eat random animal penises to cure their erectile dysfunction.

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It amuses me how you didn't answer his question.

Literally from Trump like 2 weeks ago?
>markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/trump-defends-cuts-cdc-budget-federal-government-hire-doctors-coronavirus-2020-2-1028946602
This isn't even historical, he's trying to do big new cuts to the CDC right now in the middle of corona-chan's wild house party.

Can I get more of these

I don't agree with them but I don't want them to die or be sick.