Reminder that if you
>summoned
>parried Gwyn
>didn't fully explore Sen's Fortress
>used Havel's ring
>killed Ornstein first
>got the Drake Sword
>got the FAP ring
>used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight
>ever warped between Bonfires that weren't in Lord Soul boss rooms
>killed Ceaseless Discharge without cheesing
>ever backstabbed an enemy NPC
>used the zweihander
>grinded or farmed any mob
>used the sunlight maggot in the Tomb of the Giants
>killed any Black Knights
>started with the master key
>used a divine weapon in the Catacombs
>used the ring of sacrifice in the first encounter with Seath
You never really beat Dark Souls
Reminder that if you
>killed any Black Knights
What's wrong with that?
They can drop OP weapons that ruin the game for you.
>you have to artificially limit yourself because the game isn't designed well enough to challenge you on its own
Sounds like a bad game desu
Add >abused poise
and its accurate.
I've beat the game in with nothing but the deprived starting club so fuck you I beat it
If you didn't do all of these things at one point, you also didn't beat Dark Souls.
The second best thing about dark souls is that it gives you the freedom to break it, how would you even know to wear the ring in the first encounter?
Reminder that if you
>summoned
>leveled ADP
>skipped Dragon's Aerie
>used Ring of Binding
>got the Rapier, Mace, Fire Longsword, uhhhhhhh more shit fuck you
>didnt invade Licia
>didnt free Navlaan
>ran through Blue Smelter's hallway
>died
>used a bonfire
>leveled estus
>broke a poison statue
>used an estus shard
>used a projectile
>didnt beat NG++
>didnt kill Vendrick
>didnt kill Aldia
>leveled above 120
>buffed your weapon
>used a torch in the Gutter
>got cursed
You never really beat Dark Souls the Second: The First Sin's Scholar
The Halberd is right there in Undead Parish. Right there on the floor. Who cares about Black Knight shit lmao.
Well then don't fucking equip those weapons. You still gotta kill the knights or you're a pussy.
Have you never used holy water in DMC?
>skipped Dragon's Aerie
Don't you have to go there to get the Ashen Mist Heart?
>Drake Sword
>Good
>Pretending this game is difficult or even more difficult than any of the other souls titles
Why do you do this Yea Forums?
I've never play DMC, though I have played Dark Souls. Hack n Slash games aren't really my genre.
If you didnt have your balls in a vice which tightened as your health decreased, you never really beat Dark Souls.
That was my first playthrough. Never felt like I needed to switch weapons.
That's not a bad build if you just upgrade the club accordingly and use some common sense while leveling stats.
add to that list:
>didn't beat Pinwheel first
>didn't level resistance
>didn't play through Blighttown on PS3
>linked the First Flame
I wanna make a cool ninja flipping low armor scythe build but I already beat the game twice bros.
Why did nobody tell me that elite knight set with zweihander was easy mode I feel robbed.