Kino is on the menu, boys

Kino is on the menu, boys.

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They killed the Sly movie for this shit

Will it better than the Tomb Raider movie? BTW TR is getting sequel.

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The only video game movie id watch is a Kirby movie thats basically Sam Jackson, Joe Pecsi and Robert De Niro getting angry at all of Kirby's fun happy explorations while he tries to save the Earth from Nightmare or some shit but keeps getting on their nerves.

>here's your Nathan Drake, bro

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he's looking old

Here is your Sully, bro.

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>Character modeled after Johnny KNoxville
>don't cast Johnny Knoxville
Oh right, it's Sony, the absolute more retarded movie producers in existence.

>Generic adventure men movie
Stop using the word kino you dumb cuck

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Mob Psycho 100 is the very definition of mediocre

MediEvil movie incoming

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WHOA

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Imagine being this guy

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>not Jaime cantizano

I recently watched National Treasure and I want more simple adventure films. But this film is damned and the actors do not fit, they should take Fillion ten years ago.

This movie was announced in 2009. Its never fucking coming out.

TR was painful. The fact even women were let down by how out of shape and flat the actress is might say something.

>videogame movies
>kino
I bet you call capeshit kino too

How would you make a Hitman film?

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>they should take Fillion ten years ago
true but he should still work out fine now.

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obligatory

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No one asked you.

>out of shape
You say that to my face and see what happens motherfucker!

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is it prequel movie or something? or why would they cast that little faggot instead of literally anybody else who resembles the character even a little

>uncharted movie
why are they already remaking this movie? uncharted is barely a decade old

they are doing an origin story with a young nate like in uncharted 3

>full body curls
lol come the fuck on. just use a lower weight if you have to put that much momentum into the exercise

Let Bateson play the part for once.

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Isn't this the wrong way to lift?

Good to hear uncharted is getting a new game.

Wrong thread fagget, also fuck your opinion

>Kino
There's that shill buzzword again.

>Kino
>There's that shill buzzword again.

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make it about the target whilst 47 is quietly eliminating his friends and the targets empire is crumbling away

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He's too young, also not Chad enough to play Nathan Drake.

They definitely shouldn't have 47 be the main character. He's a blank slate as he's supposed to be.
But I think a better approach would be to have it be about a guy following in 47's footsteps - a police or private detective or an fbi agent or something. You could have him enter the scene after 47's done his stuff and then have him interview witnesses and view security footage, while having flashbacks to how 47 actually did it.

>hollywood makes shitty vidya movies for 30 years
>eventually get the fucking point and just use them to keep retards like Uwe Bolle occupied
>one vidya move does okay and one does pretty well
>suddenly hollywood wants do do vidya movies agan
Well I guess we're back to step one now.

Okay I like the series and I thought this was funny.

Kek

I swear this Uncharted movie has been on and off production for over what seems like a fucking decade

Fuck You!

It has been.

>using most of your body for an isolation exercise
The look on the trainer's face says it all.

>rosita, ho in mente un'idea rivoluzionaria

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Good, it would have been trash like Ratchet and Clank

t. one joke man drone

I feel sorry for the coach.

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This
We've had this question asked for years, the best answer was always to have bateson play 47 and he's only seen in the background of some scenes while the story follows a detective piecing together how each of the murders happend, with him only realising that it's always the same killer at the end of the movie when he goes through all the casefiles again. Final scene is a man only seen from behind showing up outside his door looking in, fade to black.
If you need an overarching story 47 is taking out heads of some human trafficking ring, cop invesitages each murder, connects the dotts at the end after some big shootout where 47 IS NOT INVOLVED IN ANY WAY BECAUSE THATT IS NOT WHAT HE DOES HOLLYWOOD. Make 47 kill the cop because he doesn't leave any loose ends and he's not a good guy, so he will 100% kill a guy that is on to him

The motherfucking trainer should be correcting her.

>Alicia you need to use lower weights
>DID YOU JUST MANSPLAIN TO ME THAT I AM WEAK
>GET THIS CIS SHITLORD FIRED
Nah, he knows when to shut up

Very 2014 tier post. 0/10

>uncharted movie
So Uncharted 5?

>Dude, we're going to have a team filming your training for some promo material tomorrow
>Just give her the largest weights she can handle without looking like a complete joke
The guy is just as much of a prop as the machines in the background for that shoot.

>Uncharted movie
Isn't that just Indiana Jones?

Shut up, nerd.